How do you stop him?

Shoot him in the head. He doesn't have any supernatural powers as far as I know.

>>84897382

You shout at him to get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich. This triggers his feminine side and then he's a pussycat for an hour or two.

>>84897382
You stop letting Rob Zombie remake horror classics.

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>84897415
this, for fucks sake youre traveling cross country with no supplies, maps, back phones or radios, solar chargers or really any idea of where the fuck you are, let alone having some form of protection. Then everyone pulls a scooby doo and splits up getting their shit wrecked. Horror movies never scared me because everyone acts so retarded most of the time I want them to do. Id love a slasher movie where everyone has common sense and still gets outwitted by the killer, that would be actually suspenseful

Wait for the chainsaw to run out of gas.

>>84897770
*puts you on meathook*

>>84897740

There are slashers where the protagonists are smart, but I can't think of any where the killer wins.

>>84897740
Are you familiar with the Scream franchise?

>>84897951
Black Christmas

>>84898098

>it's an unsatisfactory mystery killer reveal episode

I never understood the hype behind that one. It was good, I just expected more.

>>84897991
only good one was the first one, maybe the second but then it shit all over the premise
>lel we;re so quirky we know whats going to happen and outwith the killer
>still walk into the same convoluted traps from 4 movies
also sideny should have been packing some serious firepower after everything that happens, how that bitch didnt leave the house with at least some pepper spray baffles me