The phone call that saved kung-fu

>>84893915
rundown?

Can I get a quick lundown?

>>84893915
Fuck you, I laughed

>No wan trabble!

>>84893915
But who's on the other end of that call
...I wonder

>>84893915
Can I get a wundown

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>>84894052

>>84893915
Can I get a very slow, long-winded rundown?

>>84893915
Would /tv/ pick up the call?

Can anyone explain the joke?

>>84895135
are you perchance asking for a rudimentary gestalt?

>>84894124
>not walk-up
Absolutely disgusting

>>84895167
Since you so eloquently put it in layman's terms, yes. Yes I would.

>>84893915
Could get a complete exhaustive concordance - abridged version pls?

>>84893915
GIVE ME A SITREP, SOLDIER

I require a debriefing posthaste

>>84895167
no, he wants the whole enchilada

>>84893915
>mastered wu shu with a iron but fair fist
>in contact with extra-dimensional shaolin plasma-monks
>said to have a 300+ IQ

Ya Hussein

Ya Ali

Al Mawt Li Israel

Al Mawt Li Amrika

Al Mawt Li Wahhabi

>>84897462
dont forget
>founded martian colony of wongdangrad

>>84897462
>personally constructed the great firewall of china and made round eye pay for it

>>84893951
>Chans bows to Wongdan
>In contact with aliens
>Possesses Buddha-like abilities
>Controls china with an iron but fair fist
>Owns takeout stores & laundromats globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient Xia blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Wongdancheng will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Wongdan babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in ______ monasteries & the Kunlun Mountains
>Ancient Chinese scriptures tell of a dragon who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>he owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Wongdanbots inside you right now
>Wongdan is in regular communication with the Four Heavenly Kings, forwarding the word of the Jade Emperor to the Chinese government.
>Learned fluent English in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold with Wongdan. There’s no gold in Fort Knox, only Fort Wongdan.
>Wongdan is about 4 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We just hope he doesn't want any trouble.

>>84893915
Bogs>Neanderthals>Sapeshits

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>>84897932
bravo

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>>84893915
>>84893947

>>84897499

Shi'a get the bullet too

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>>84897932

>>84897932
>We just hope he doesn't want any trouble.
I like you