Norm Macdonald Reaches Out To Artie Lange Following Latest Death Scare

can anyone admit to doing illegal drugs over social media and get away with it or just celebs?

>If not for yourself, for Kate Upton

holy effing kek that's funny. You get it? Because Kate Upton isn't in a relationship with Artie? hahaha classic Norm. so funny xD

>>84892823
Norm should stay the fuck away. Honestly. People do smack you have to let them destroy themselves.

>>84892869
No, just celebs. Even the shit ones get away with "probation."

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>reaching out to your suicidal friend on twitter

>>84892881
>implying he didn't pay for that whore to fuck Artie

>>84892881
>effing
>hahaha
>xD
just nuke this shithole already

>>84892823
I didnt even know he was still alive tbqh and i'm kinda a fan

>>84892954
also this

>>84892954

this

>>84892977
lol u mad haha :D

>>84892869

depends on how bored the cops are

>>84893037
epic

>>84892954

what if artie was ignoring his calls and texts

>>84892823
>>84892823
let the fatfuck die already it's what he really wants anyway.

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since when does Norm have money? Also what is Artie going to learn at this rehab he didn't learn at the 20 previous ones?

>>84893140
Norm is a multi millionaire

>>84893022
>>84892954

>>84892823
Who and who and who? Is this even /tv/ related?

>>84892869
It's also fine if you're a nigger. They can brag about selling and doing drugs on twitter, if the cops do anything it's considered "racist" and "discrimination".

>>84893236

this is also true of guns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgq5nW8Arf0

Everyone has been trying to help Artie for the past 15 years. Nothing has worked. He's a lost cause.

This is why Howard Stern prohibits him from being on the show.

>>84892954
Knowing Norm he doesn't even own a phone. He can't even drive

>>84893236

This might be the dumbest shit I've ever read

>>84892954
>friend
why would you remain friends with a weak minded addicted bitch
LOL
idiots

Maybe this will be the first step to getting a sequel to Dirty Work

>>84892954
Norm was clearly only "reaching out" to Artie so he could make the Kate Upton joke.

>>84893373
Because the "heart" is retarded and doesn't give a fuck about logic. Stop being so edgy and maybe one day someone will care unconditionally for your well-being and happiness too.

>>84893373

Maybe a respect thing since they share the same craft and just knowing each other for a long time

Norm Macdonald desperately searches for a new way to keep his name in the news

I love norm and that's a fine friendship gesture but doing it on social media for cheap praise like this is really undignified. A man doesn't bring attention to the fact that he is willing to help a friend in need and give money, you do it quietly and privately and expect nothing in return. Because that's how male friendship works.

>>84892954
2BeeFairee Artie was probably not answering any emails/texts/phone calls from Norm and norm knows Artie is still posting on Twitter

>>84893508

Really

he seems to be the opposite to me

>>84893571
I think he just thought the Kate Upton joke was funny.

>beetlejuice will outlive artie

>>84892823
norm is a good boy

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>>84892954

as we know, addicts love public shaming and generally respond well to it

>>84893200
no he's not. he's addicted to gambling, he has lost all of his money multiple times. he saved enough money to live in a small apartment and rake care of his mother who lives in a apartment next door.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/02/11/watch-us-watch-the-super-bowl-with-norm-macdonald-and-his-mom/?utm_term=.359904d7a3b1

>>84894338
>rake care

well he is a leaf

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>>84893692
>Artie outlived Sam Simon, Kenneth Keith, Joey Boots, Eric the Midget, Nicole Bass and Blue Iris
>Betty White was right

>>84894338
>he has lost all of his money
lol no

>>84893945

it's time to think outside the box with Artie, there's nothing to lose, he will be dead in under 2 years if he doesn't stop.

Might as well try public shaming

>>84894338
He still makes residual payments and has some semi-popular content faucets that haven't run dry.

Probably not making enough to live downtown, but could live well enough in staten

>>84894338
Norm is for sure a gambling addict but he still makes a comfortable living from his standup and occasional commercial and movie appearances. The times when he claims to have lost all of his money were when he was still on SNL.

>>84894580
He lives in Los Angeles.

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>>84892954
>LOOK EVERYONE, I"M SUCH A GOOD FRIEND
These people should burn

>giving money to a drug addict
that's a great idea

>>84894684
He meant helping him pay for rehab you dumbass.

>>84893299
guns aren't illegal and some states have open carry so you can do whatever you want. chimpcongo doesn't allow illinois to have open carry though

Maybe this fat unfunny piece of shit can just die already and everyone else can move on?
>member Beer League? That was a little funny right?

>>84893319
Norm is a Twitter fiend. He also uses periscope pretty regularly.

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>>84894575

good point... fuck you for being reasonable

>>84893140
Norm isn't Adam Sandler rich but he still earns a mid-six figure salary every year.

>>84894911
Plus it's not like Artie's addiction problems could be any more public at this point.

>>84893315
Hey now
Can we make this a stern thread? I listen almost daily.

>>84894930
>earns a mid-six figure salary every year.

He has literally lost more than 6 figures in a night betting on basketball

>>84895987
Yeah maybe 20 years ago when he was at his peak earning potential.

>>84892954
They haven't been friends for a long time Reaching out via social media is a good thing, it shows Norm hasn't completely abandoned Artie.

>>84892823
Norm has money?! Norm is sober?! This is an amazing and positive development.

>>84896206
Norm has been sober for years now. Gambling was always his main vice.

>>84892954
Artie probably chased off everyone close to him long ago. Addicts are like that. Norm is reaching out by the only possible method - as long as Artie's getting bookings in his current state, he'll carry on. Getting between Artie and his audience is probably the best move.

>>84896225
Also, why do you guys think Norm is broke? He does a lot of standup dates and still does various TV and movie roles.

>>84896276
Poor spending habits

>>84896340
Like what?

>>84892977
it's summer.

>>84893315
hes really not allowed on the show?

>>84896225
Allegedly, but he often seems really baked or tranquilized.

>>84896459
Oh yeah he's definitely on anti-anxiety meds or something. I just meant he doesn't drink anymore.

>>84896276
He gambled away his net worth twice. Also, the sudden silence around his Netflix special, plus the non-appearance of any episodes of the podcast's third season beyond the first two, made people think he just withdrew his book money in bills and drove to Vegas.

>>84896435
He showed up to one broadcast drunk and high and he hasn't really been back since. I don't know if he's really not allowed back on or not.

>>84896367
Gambling

>>84896491
He must be THE LEAST ANXIOUS MAN IN AMERICA!

/Norm delivery

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what happened to Artie?

>>84896504
>the sudden silence around his Netflix special

What do you mean?

>>84896491
Norm has anxiety problems? I thought he was pretty laid back. All this time it was because of meds?

>>84896531
Heroin.

>>84894549
lol yes, he's done interviews about it.

>>84896538
Well he announced it, suddenly the podcast stopped, then he said nothing more about it. There was no sign of it appearing for months, people began to wonder because Norm is the kind of guy who could go to the corner store for a bottle of mineral water and end up in Atlantic City.

I look forward to seeing Artie on the next norm podcast where he will be promoting his next suicide attempt.

>>84896531
Triple bacon cheeseburgers

>>84896504
The stories of him gambling away all his money are from 20+ years ago when he was young and still on SNL. He's mellowed a lot since then. I don't doubt that he still gambles but it's probably mostly poker and small-time sports bets these days.

>>84896658
Correction: he probably gambled away his money when he had his network sitcom deal and was making a lot of money. Either way, it wasn't recent.

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>>84893140
>Also what is Artie going to learn at this rehab he didn't learn at the 20 previous ones?
Have you never heard the phrase TWENTY-FIRST TIME'S THE CHARM?

>>84896565
Read between the lines of his standup (Me Doing Standup) and watch his Larry King interview. Dude's a nervous wreck on the inside

>>84892977
you do realize that post was satire right?

>>84892905
I see your point and it's often true but definitely not always.
If anything letting artie know he has options is the one thing he can do for sure as a friend, but it's still up to the dude to help himself.
>>84894338
he also exaggerates his gambling. He lies a lot about almost anything, especially in interviews.

>>84896658
>>84896694
Yeah, I know it was a while ago, but the combination of big payday for Norm followed by sudden unannounced cessation of content from Norm, plus that history, and his having recently referred to gambling a little after previously saying he'd stopped, and being an *addict*, was what made people wonder.

I'm glad he hasn't seriously relapsed, but the idea that he can foot Artie's rehab costs surprises me.

>>84893945

t. Someone who never dealt with a real addict

>>84896769
I don't know. I think his absence is mostly explained by his promotional tour for his book. Plus he has his son to help him keep his shit together.

God, Norm is such a humongous faggot.

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>going sober for an ugly fat cow

>>84896913
I never understood the kate upton meme

She's a dime a dozen.

>>84896837
I think he was being heavily ironic.

>>84892977
>not being able to detect a satirical post
Retards like you are the reason to nuke it.

>>84892954
virtue signaling

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>'WHAT'S MY DRUG OF CHOOOOIIICE?'
>WELL WHAT HAVE YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOT?
>I DON'T GO BROOOOOKE
>AND I DO IT A LOT

>>84896991
Norm isn't a high school girl you humongous fag.

>>84896736
holy fuck ur a comedic genius i can't stop lolling xDD

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>>84896656
THEY ARE LOVE BIRDS WHO HAVEN'T MET ONE ANOTHER YET

>>84896944
Addicts thrive on one-on-one relationships. Publicly outing them is literally the best thing you can do for everyone. It causes them to hit rock bottom and takes away potential marks and enablers.

>>84897122
Call a doctor

>>84892823
help me out, im new to this guys style of humor

so basically he wants this guy artie to die right?

>>84897312
yeah, plus he's ugly

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>>84892823
>rehab

That doesn't work out very well usually. People don't like the idea, but there's meds for this shit.

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>>84892823
>friend signaling online

Such a great friend.

>>84897356
I hate to say it but Artie clearly has no interest in quitting. The fact that he's made it to almost 50 is astounding.

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Doesn't Artie secretly like black women? What if it just took one night with Nia to save Artie? You think Bill would be okay with this in order to save the life of another fellow comedian?

>>84897257
Actually a good network of friends and family is the best thing. they have to work together to get the person off whatever they are addicted to and support them. Vilifying, ostracising, and the like is why they can never pull out of the addiction.

>>84897428
>The fact that he's made it to almost 50 is astounding.

he's going to join a very elite club of members: Ozzy, Keith Richards, Charlie Sheen, and Martha Stewart.

>>84897503
Even more impressive considering that Artie has been obese for decades. At least those other celebs work out.

>>84896225
He's always zonked out on his Periscope feeds

>>84894494
>that bigass vein on his stomach

what a nasty motherfucker. can't believe he outlived joey

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>>84897434

>this is the height of wit and humor on /tv/

>>84896597
Lol no fag

>>84897437
This doesn't work without hitting rock bottom first. Reality therapy is more effective than positive reinforcement in drug scenarios.

>>84896942
>She's a dime a dozen.
Well I've got a dollar and my dick is still dry.

Why hasn't howard stern reached out publicly to help? Putting artie back on the show might be the best thing for everyone involved

>>84893236
If you get the chance, you should take your own life

>>84893373
Hey look it's Eli Roth everybody. Betray any more friends lately?

>>84898406
take a shower then

>>84898963
Make me, fucko.

>>84896504
You forgot selling his integrity by dressing up as Colonel Sanders and pimping KFC dogs hit to his fans.

Norm needs to take the sandwich (sandwiches) out of his mouth and put the gun in. It's better than the path he's taking.

>>84898910
In a sense, remaining loyal to an addict is the worst betrayal, because they'll never change their life until all the sweetness has left it.

>>84899089
I wasn't criticizing him, I was talking about the concern we felt. I don't see what integrity you think was damaged by his doing some funny commercials for KFC. Norm's fans aren't going to eat KFC because he played a fake Colonel Sanders, and the ones who were already eating KFC aren't going to particularly care that he advertised it. How dumb do you think people are, anyway? Nobody goes "shit, I'm eatin' twice as much KFC now Norm's on board, the only two things I value in life, Norm and KFC, together at last!"

I also don't think commercial work is a sign of a relapse.

>>84899089
>dogs hit

Fuck off phone poster.

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>>84896531
Fucking hell. He dated way up. Was she a gold digger?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGryyShBCXk

>>84898559
Stern knows he'd be vulnerable to a liability lawsuit for his staff's safety from a guy who is a danger to himself & possibly others, as well as a lawsuit by Artie for Stern's creating an atmosphere of distress.

Howard's only real talent besides self-aggrandizement is sniffing the money and knowing how to protect it

>>84899291
She ain't messing with any broke obese junkies.

Norm is a unicorn. Don't bully Norm.

>>84899298
Have all staff sign waivers. I'm sure they already have. Artie attacked Teddy and Sal but (apparently) neither filed lawsuits due to one or the other's, or some combination of Stern/Lange's Svengali acts. Let Artie kill whomever he pleases. Let Artie back on the show to satisfy all his desires. Waivers will do the trick.

>>84898559
>enabling a junkie is the best thing you can do

i wish this board was still 18 plus

fucking retarded cunts the best thing for a junkie is contempt and isolation

if they get better, good, if they dont, good

if they continue to bring down everyone around them, bad

>>84899506
The Stern show is primarily about making fun of and taking advantage of disadvantaged people. Stupid minorities, hookers, porn stars, homeless, the intellectually disabled, terrible comedians -- then after the Norm appearance with Artie, seriously troubled addicts.

Artie was the final form of the wack pack. I'm honestly surprised you never grokked the show.

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>>84892823

I have a read on Norm

He thought podcasts were a way to promote a stand up career, to get more people interested and familiar with the comic

He resents that the podcast is more successful than the stand up. Or if not more successful, more supported on the internet. He hates that the egg is coming before the chicken.

He has autistic thinking and would be angered that it's now like he does stand up to promote a podcast; because he is a stand up, not a podcaster, which he thinks is worthless.

He equates podcasting with the youtube generation, of little value, certainly less value than stand up comedy, which he has always respected and will always respect.

You won't ever see Norm invite a podcaster or youtube celebrity onto his show, because he has no time for them. He has no time for his own creation. He sees the podcast as a golem.

>>84892823
He is a PoS fuck artie

>>84894930
How exactly?

>>84893315
howards show encouraged him to be a wild fuckup. god knows it was the only interesting thing on that shitty show

>>84896257
he really fucked it up with dana

>>84899506
> if they continue to bring down everyone around them

How does any junkie bring you down unless you're a weak bitch?

Think about how insecure & weak you gotta be to be influenced by a junkie. Holy fuck

>>84899943
kek junkie faggot

of course a junkie brings you down

>muh can i borrow money
>muh i just got arrested halp
>muh depressed man i need help but i also need drugs more
>muh hanging out with dealers and junkies
>muh mental retardation
>muh cant do anything without your help and im a burden to be around

fuck off you piece of shit go overdose

>>84899605
>He has autistic thinking
So "autistic" now just means "disagrees with me". Podcasting IS valueless. The only podcasts I watch are by professionals who do it as a sideline. People made by podcasting are sad creatures.

Artie always sucked. The Stern show was much better and more light hearted with Jackie, once Artie came in it got a lot darker.

>>84900011
jackie was a bigger, stupider, greedier jew than howard. he was as stupid as that fat fuck bubba clem who went from making millions to going back to the tampa market.

>>84900128
yeah he was great though

>making a public statement on twitter
Yeah, Norm just wants publicity

>>84897356
bro I need a drink so badly right now. Ive been drinking everynight for 3 months straight.
its usually just a 12 pack. just to get to sleep now. not doing a bottle of whiskey a night.

but I didnt buy anything and the store closes in half an hour and Im seriously sweating and trying to convince myself not to run down there and buy a 12 pack.
post the podcast link.

>>84900164
his laugh was the only good thing, it was like hearing a hyena with a song parody fetish

>>84900002
Weak bitch, just like he said

>>84900211
He's talking directly to a guy he hasn't seen in a while. People in recovery and addicts often avoid each other for similar reasons. He's reaching out.

>>84900357
>if you dont choose to hang out with human waste youre weak

what did junkies everywhere rationalize by this?

>>84897356
Baclofen helps curb the shakes from alcohol withdrawal but it gives a mild sedative high when abused so you gotta really commit to quitting or you'll just get yourself in deeper.

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>>84892881

>>84900004
wtf is podcasting even? as far as i can tell it's radio or television that happens to be broadcast on the internet. that's it. so what's the stigma since norm clearly doesn't have the same problem with actual radio or television. oh he doesn't have some suit controlling his product and career, boohoo. what a fucking senior citizen baby.

>>84900847
No, the thing is, a product you give away for free is objectively worthless. This is why guys like Norm, Gilbert and Penn get their podcasts sponsored by commercial people rather than just doing it for free, but it still isn't the real stuff. It's a means to an end.

>>84900992
how is a podcast that makes money from commercials any different from radio or television? it's the same model.

>>84901062
no prestige to boomers

>>84900497
>flunkie can't read

>>84899605
>You won't ever see Norm invite a podcaster or youtube celebrity onto his show

Or maybe because they wouldn't be funny and theres already a handful of episodes of his podcast that are unwatchable because of the guest being total shit

Artie gets caught with heroin AND cocaine and is back out on the streets already. A black teenager caught with a minuscule amount of weed would be in jail for years to come. Why? Cause he's a straight white male and the system is fucking corrupted to the core toward disadvantaged black youth.

Check your fucking privilege white kids. You go on about how life is so tough and how depressed you are on this site, but you don't know the meaning of struggle. You'll never know it as long as you live.

>>84901320
what did junkies everywhere rationalize by this?

I secretly enjoy seeing Norm squirm whenever Artie Lange is mentioned in interviews.

He's spent so long roasting the fuck out of everyone while remaining immune to criticism I'm morbidly curious to see someone really poke him in this one soft spot.

>>84900637
are you serious?!

>>84901552

why is artie a soft spot for norm?
did norm give him his first hit of heroin or something?

>>84901335
artie isn't white, he's a wigwam forest nigger

>>84901062
I said that that's why they do that. Why can't you read? Most podcasts aren't funded that way.

>>84892954
You clearly have never known an addict.

>Chris Farley died of an overdose but Artie Lange's drug addled, bloated body keeps chugging along

proof that life is not fair

>>84902636
yea but norm's is, which is the point. there is also public access tv where people give away their shit for free, or even pay to give it out, that doesn't mean all tv is worthless.

you fuckin retard

>>84901373
>flunkie still can't read

>>84902396
Norm got Artie the Stern gig

>>84901335
>Waaah I'm white Mommy won't wipe my poo-poo hole anymore

>>84902967
junkie explain to the people why avoiding junkies is weak

thanks junkie loser

>>84899577
That's what it used to be. Now it's about current events and celeb interviews. It's pretty safe now.

It's completely 100% possible to be a functioning human being with responsibility and to recreationally use coke and heroin and most drugs. You only hear about the fuck ups, which there are a lot of, but that doesn't mean that none one can handle such substances responsibly.

>>84892823
>Kate Upton
WTF does she have to do with this? She his daughter or something?

>>84892977
Summer tiiiiime and the living is easy

>>84903154
wtf i love junkies now

>>84895515
>I listen almost daily.
He only does a radio show like 9 times a month.

>>84896573
>>84896656
and coke

>>84892823
But I thought Norm was broke.
I'm surprised Stern didn't reach to him first.

>>84901115
this.

>>84902466
I thought he was some fat guinea wop from jersey

>>84896531
His favorite drink is bleach
His favorite kitchen utensile is a butcher knife
His least favorite body part is his stomach

>>84904583
apparently his mom is italian and his dad is half german and half native american.

>>84899605
um the podcast is returning at the end of the month and its bigger than ever. Norm A) just likes doing stand up and B) would also simply like to do a late night talk show.

he pretty much has the best of both worlds now. i think he has found his sweet spot and is gonna chill with it for as long as he can.

LL Norm MacDonald Live

>>84899605
>stand up career
No, it's for the book. That's literally what this season of podcasts opened with "I don't want to do it, but I'll do it for the book". He keeps saying he just wants to write books, there's no need to look for a conspiracy

>>84899605
*pulls a ford fiesta with thirty clowns inside out of my ASS*

>>84893299
These kids will be dead before they are 25

>>84893299
thats chimpcongo where the gangs do what the fuck they want, rules and laws be damned.

legal, licensed guns are all but banned outside the cops.

>>84897434
>implying it would even be up to bill

>>84892869
He posted this after he got arrested for drug possession
What are they gonna do? Arrest him again?

>>84902854
The point is that the people who do fund their podcasts that way are the people who legitimize the whole thing. They're not missing the point of the medium, you're missing the point of all media. You don't put your own money into something that you then give away for free if you're a professional.

Podcasts are worthless.

>>84904651
Kinison had that line years before Artie.

>>84893299
I didn't understand half of what was said in this video.

>>84892823
Mods, can you please delete this thread?

It belongs in /co/, COMICS and cartoons.

I always do wonder why doing drugs is 100% fine if you're a celeb.
Why dont cops just search every single celebs vehicle if they wrote about using drugs in public and get free convictions?

>>84898406
Caspere knew this.

>>84903499
Yo what fucking song is that from because I heard a friend of a friend singing it and I really dug it

>>84908182
because that's retarded

people openly talk about smoking weed and shit online all the time. there are entire forums about using illegal substances, the cops aren't going to track down every faggot ever who says I used drugs. especially since it's not illegal to lie and they could be bullshitting. 99% of the time when somebody gets caught with drugs it's because they got pulled over and are obviously high and smell like weed, or they're acting like a fucking chimp and get searched during arrest

>>84908404
>heard a sublime song and liked it

hah gay

also google exists genius

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>>84892823

what was that about Kate Upton? How is she involved in all this?

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>>84896942

Tits. That's all.

>>84908404
Title is in that anons post.

>>84908491
>how is a fat fuck involved with a fridge

>>84894338
Damn he looks old as hell here. His mom looks like his wife.

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>>84893299
>>84893236

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>>84908597

Kate is not a fridge! She has beautiful curvy body

>>84894338

Norm has money. He just went through some bad years as a gambler. The View interview happened after he stopped and in that he says the reason why any woman would want him is because he's loaded.

>>84908518
mediocre tits at best.
that movie with cameron diaz,guy from got and kate upton had some interesting dialog.
for example when diaz's character says something along the lines "wow she makes me look like a fat pig" when she first sees kate uptons character.

Is the Kate Upton thing a joke, or is that fat fuck really fucking her? Because to make the joke funny Norm should have picked someone hotter.

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No idea who Artie Lange is

>>84909396

Was literally going to post that pic.

Artie was good back in his Stern days, but fuck him. He's one of those leech friends that keeps pushing it and pushing it. Just let him check out. I'm sure when he dies they'll show Beer League, like, once on TV.

>>84892954
literally virtue signaling.

>>84904666
He's a typical american then.

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that faggot Artie Klein must be running a little low on material

>>84892823
If hey wants to keep traveling down the path of self destruction, let him. He makes his own decisions and lives with them. Norm is a faggot for publicly saying this.

>>84892977
Kek faggot summer kid BTFO, nice one anon

>>84908878
>mediocre tits at best.
come on now

>>84908518
say what you want but id lick her soles

>>84894494
>how is high pitch that fat

>>84899089
>KFC wants to pay you a bunch of money to do basically no work
>""""allegedly"""" low on cash
who wouldn't do that? if his fans are led to buy more KFC as a result they're just retarded

>>84904859
It's odd because Norm was a frequent guest on Tom Green's internet show way back in the early 2000s. So it's not like Norm is unfamiliar with new media.

>>84893299
>he's against the 2nd Amendment
You faggots need to leave right now, and reread the bill of rights

>>84900002
Don't be a pussy. Just say "No".

>>84908444
>sublime song

you fucking degenerate

https://youtu.be/qNukTzGaNRE

>>84899858
I'm sure he's able to earn a comfortable living from his standup alone but he also gets regular commercial and voiceover work.

>>84910729
>being against some 9 year old kid carrying a gun
>somehow stomping all over the 2nd amendment
Who would be for that.

>>84899605
of course, one look of joe rogan's "standup" that he somehow shills across the country due to his podcast following is enough to throw any proper comedian into a rage

Why do people think norm is funny? Serious question.

>>84912148
Because he's effortlessly funny. His cadence and delivery style is one of the best ever.

>>84912148
Because he makes them laugh.

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>>84893105
Seriously...this.
If you've ever had a friend who is abusing drugs and/or suicidal you know the fear you get when you can't get a hold of them.

You try to contact anyway you can.

I have a friend like this. After nearly a decade of drug abuse and suicidal su tendencies they're finally back on their feet.

During that time they burned every bridge they had and lost every other friend from college. They told me that if I hadn't been there for them definitely would have killed themself already.

They told me "You saved my life."

>>84912204
Weak bitch.

>>84912171
>>84912182
But he's not funny. He's a cocky old man and his jokes haven't changed since he was on SNL. Even then he was garbage. Why does he make them laugh?

>>84912293
Because they think he is funny.

>>84912293
Different people find different things funny.

>>84893236
you are a fucking retard

>>84892823
Artie is being a cunt. Trying to "suicide" right as Norm's career is on an upswing again he tries to attach his negativity to Norms brand.
That tweet was a smart move, deflecting any future bullshit Artie might pull off. No tabloid can pull a "Don't you care about your old friend?" hitpiece now.

Norm plays 4D chess.

>>84912319
>>84912329
Yeah I get that but I don't get what they find funny about him. Is there an entry level bit I'm supposed to watch from him?

>>84912293
Go ahead and name some comedians you like and chances are I won't like one or two of them. Don't be silly, anon.

>>84912384
No that isn't really Norm's style. He doesn't have a signature bit. I'm sure a lot of us here are fans of him due to his talk show appearances rather than his standup. I know I am.

>>84912384
As long as you understand the joke there's nothing more to 'get', if you don't enjoy it then he's just not for you.

>DUDE ACTING STUPID COMEDY LMAO FUNNEH

>>84912148
t. Don Ohlmeyer

>>84912470
?

>>84905056
>These kids will be dead before they are 15

Editted for accuracy.

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>>84912246

>>84912551
>dead by 15

But they'll have already knocked up dozens of middle school hos.

And thus the cycle continues.

>>84892823
>pleaded
>reached out to
nigger make a phone call or at least a private message. What dumb fucker tweets it?

>>84912246
>Mom!
>Bring my hot pockets down to basement!
>I'm busy being a tough guy keyboard warrior on the internet!

>>84893105
drive motherfucker. putting that shit in public is just more likely to make them die
>>84894682
this

>>84912609
As several other people have pointed out, Artie was probably ignoring private texts/calls and Norm knew he would be forced to respond to a public tweet like that. Read the thread you ass.

>>84912649
Norm lives in Los Angeles. He and Artie have also not been close friends for years.

.....a real jerk!

>>84912649
>putting that shit in public is just more likely to make them die

I'm not sure how familiar you are with Artie Lange, but his addiction problems couldn't be any more public at this point. He's been to rehab several times already.

Why not just calling him privately? Or going to his house? Why the need of tweeting it beside self-promotion?

>>84912784
See >>84912685 and >>84912760

>>84912685
>probably
Nice assumption, idiot. Even if that was true he could always go in person if he's so worried instead of behave like a teenage girl.

>>84893508
Said no one ever.

>>84893236
Idk why people are disagreeing with this.
They must not spend time around nigs

>>84912857
They haven't been close friends in years. Norm lives in L.A. and Artie lives in New Jersey. I honestly don't get why you guys are upset over Norm reaching out via twitter. Are you really not familiar with Artie Lange's history?

>>84912912
So, he wants to help but not be there for him? Sound like the most stupid plan. I am not fully familiar with him but his half-assed attempt makes him sound like an attention whore instead of someone that really wants to help.

>>84913019
Just look up Artie's past. The guy has been in and out of rehab for years now. This isn't anything new. Norm isn't airing dirty laundry. Anyone that follows Artie knows he's an addict.

>>84896565
You can detect his frayed nerves beneath his calm facade.

>>84913059
>Norm isn't airing dirty laundry
It's not about that, if Norm wants to help he should just try to do it and not announce it. People that genuinely wants to help does it in person, that's why interventions are so popular.

>>84913155
People who cannot be reached by numerous prior trips to Rejab need more of a slap on the pejorative cheek to get through to them.
It's why you used to punish children with slaps on the bottom as a parent.

>>84913155
Dude seriously look up Artie Lange's Wikipedia article. Norm has probably been to at least three of his various interventions in the past. I hate to say someone is a lost cause, but there's not much else they can do about Artie at this point.

Artie really is Jim Belushi if Belushi had made it into middle age. Nothing about fame and money has ever made him happy. It just allowed him to support his various addictions.

>>84913610
John not Jim*

>>84892954
Yeah, I'm in every Norm thread giving him props. But this is just everything from shit to fucking shit.
This should be a phone call, not something trolls can comment on. We should never have known.

>>84896121
Norm headlines and does over 200 dates a year. I dont know what he collects from each gig, but its probably not less than double figures, so if we're lowballing it and say he's getting 10k a gig, thats still 2mill a year.

>>84896225
>Norm has been sober for years now.
Norm has denied ever having a problem, even denied smoking weed. He's a giant liar, a giant pothead and a (recovering?) alcoholic.

>>84896658
>but it's probably mostly poker and small-time sports bets these days.
No. If you dont know addiction you'd know that would never ever fucking work. He was doing pretend gambling a few years ago on "Norm's gambling" or whatever twitter account (he had several devoted to stuff, math and books and whatever). But addicts cant do that, they always amp it up, and their excuse is always "it isnt as bad as i used to be" all the while progressing to be just as bad or worse. Like the alkie chilling out with ONE beer, once he's empty he raids the liquor store because the flood gates are open.

>>84892823
>I cheated the devil for the hundredth time.

>willingly invite the devil in
>other people expertly perform their jobs to yank the devil out
>"haha i cheated the devil"

hard drugs create one hell of a perception problem

>>84896736
you do realize that post was meta post-ironic reverse shitpost trolling right?

you dumb African American

>>84900218
My life for 2 years mate. I alternate with a pint of vodka sometimes.

And the sweats are not your body, its the mind, its the routine. Its a bad habbit you're addicted to, not alcohol. 3 months is nothing.

>>84914194
What are you talking about? Norm tweeted this after Artie very publicly collapsed on stage during a standup gig.

>>84914378
That's not even close to what he was making when he had a network sitcom though.

>>84914835
Yeah, and? He doesnt have his phone number anymore?

>>84914865
Sauce? He wasnt getting friends money out of a new sitcom. Not saying it doesnt pay well, but given all the tour dates he missed, i dont think he doubled a yearly rate of 2+ mill.

>>84915046
Well Wikipedia says Artie was making 35k per episode on The Norm Show. As co-creator and executive producer, I'd imagine Norm was making pretty good money. But yeah, I agree he probably makes something closer to 30k a night for his standup.

>>84915046
Why do you think a personal phone call would be any more effective than a public tweet? Artie's friends have been going through this shit for like 20 years now.

>>84915600
>Why do you think a personal phone call would be any more effective than a public tweet?
Because reality.

>>84915690
The reality is that Artie has zero interest in quitting drugs. As long as he's getting high paying standup gigs, he won't change anything.

>>84892823
Who is Norm Macdonald?
Who is Artie Lange?

>>84916991
Why would you respond to a nearly 300 reply thread with this? I genuinely want to know.

>>84917105
>instead of explaining who these people are, I'll just ask why you asked

>>84917137
You could have googled it but instead you responded to a thread that's been around since yesterday. So yeah I'm curious. Why did you reply to this thread?

>>84917185
Thanks anon.

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>>84908597

>>84892869
Anybody can, it's not illegal. Well, doing drugs is, but claiming you did them or will do them isn't

>>84893236
You're wrong tho, see >>84908703. They don't get them all, but some get busted

>>84892954
Where there's a tweet
There's a way
We don't want him doing drugs today
But when I call him on his phone he says Nay Nay Nay

>>84910722
No, he just evaluates it correctly.

>>84893140

artie doesn't go to rehab very often. even when he was doing H every day on the stern show and told the staff he was going to get help he checked into a "health spa" in miami and then left after 3 days and went to a hotel room to get fucked up.

>>84894575

people have said artie will be dead within 2 years for the past 20 years. he'll probably outlive all of us.