Is there one of these except for /tv/ shows?

I don't know but it would be kinda cool

What did 4chan teach you?

>>84890972
That I like dicks

>>84890908
I don't see 4ch... reddit in there

>>84890972
cuck fetish

Someone post the /pol/ edit.

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>Google taught me to be paranoid of the botnet
>tumblr taught me to hate liberals
>youtube taught me how to milk suckers for ad money
>vine taught me that black people do stupid shit
>deviantart taught me there are a lot of sexually frustrated teens with an unhealthy animal obsession
>Blogger taught me that no one reads blogs
>Facebook taught me that women are obsessed with social status
>Instagram taught me that women are whores
>Etsy taught me that hipsters will buy any old junk
>Twitter taught me how to influence the masses with propaganda

And I wouldn't want it any other way

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>>84890944
Kitchen Nightmares taught me I'm a fucking idiot.
Dog Whisperer taught me who was in the wrong.
The Dark Knight Rises taught me why somebody would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
My 400lb Life taught me that just one lil eggroll won't hurt.
Shrek taught me I'm an all star.
Baywatch taught me that sometimes the critics are wrong.
The Office taught me that true love doesn't last forever.
Colbert taught me that two scoops is one too many.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>84891287
Colbert taught me that bears are evil

Anyone have the rule 34 version of the millennial pic?

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>>84891181
well done

>>84890908
/pol/ taught me about the jew
/tv/ taught me about the big guys and the little girls
/v/ taught me to lose interest in video games
/co/ taught me to lose interest in comics
/x/ taught me about mexicans that really want to become vampires
/ck/ taught me there's a relatively unbelievable number of Scottish people on 4chan
/r9k/ taught me I'm basically an uberchad compared to most of these molluscs

>>84890972
White bois simply can't compete

>>84890908
>browses tumblr
>retard tier rainbow hair dye
Story checks out

>>84890908
>the left wing echo chamber that is twitter
>listening

>>84890972
psyops via memes

>>84893389
This desu.

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>tumblr also taught me to cut my dick off, dye my hair rainbow coloured, take pills to grow tits and tell everyone to call me XHE because i am now genderfluid

>>84890908
God I hate millennials

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>>84892259
>/tv/ taught me about the big guys and the little girls
>and the little girls

>>84890972
niggers tongue my anus

>>84890972
i enjoy being angry on the internet

>>84890972
Being a cynical jackass on the internet is a great way to kill time.

the internet is so fuckin gay nowadays. back in the good ol days growing up on the internet meant you became reflexively contrarian, cynical, and incapable of any kind of sincerity (but especially emotional). thats what the real world is all about. not this tumblr shit

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>>84895185
>I AM 4CHAN MAN HEAR ME ROAR

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>>84890972

australians are the fucking worst

>>84890972
The best way to waste my life

>>84890972
Anger and bitterness conquer all

>>84890972
People aren't pretending to be stupid, people are pretending to be remotely intelligent.

>>84890972
That I really want to stick my donger in pastel colored mini horses.

>>84890972
It taught that the OP pic is fucking bullshit

>>84891181
everything that happened to the internet after 2004 taught me people are absolutely worthless and ruin absolutely everything.

>>84895408
>everything that happened to the internet after 2004 taught me normies and redditors are absolutely worthless and ruin absolutely everything.
FTFY

>>84890972
that autism really is a superpower.

>>84895435
The people who claim some difference from "normies" and "redditors" are just as bad, if not worse than either.

>>84895513
But there clearly is a distinguishable difference. Normies comprise of Chads and Stacies and normal Joe Blo's oblivious to the world around them. Redditors usually comprise of the cesspit of humanity, like that really, really annoying autistic kid at school who keeps thinking pinching your is the most hilarious thing ever along with Sanic.

>>84895575
oh so you're saying just about everyone on 4chan right now is a redditor.

>>84895629
>implying
No we're degenerates, but we have nuance...relatively speaking.

Why do you suppose every other site is always out to steal our content and repurpose it?

>>84895679

what the fuck do you mean our

>>84895679
negro its been at least a decade since 4chan has produced anything remotely worthy of theft.

>>84890972
Those fucking Jews run everything and also ruin everything, those fucking Jews.

>>84890972
That long term use of this website can lead to a lack of reading and listening comprehension.

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>>84890972
The power of dubs

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>>84890972
how to be contrarian

>>84890972
baneposting

>>84890972
Traps are gay

>>84890908
Every time I see these I'm sickened because it's JUST gay enough to be believable.

>>84890908
johnny test was one of the worst shows to ever make it to television nobody genuinely enjoyed that show and if you did you have brain problems

>>84890972
That I genuinely hate other countries

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>>84898645

>>84898579
>>84898645
>>84898677

>bent-at-the-ass-joint, forward-head posture

>limp wrists

>deer in headlights, naive look in the eyes

>no clue what gender it is

Seriously, what are the pros of being a male millennial? The only points female millennials get above the males is that they're old enough to fuck and stupid enough to be super easy (just convince them it's empowering to take daddy's dick)

>>84890972
better taste
better morals
memes

>>84898198
The sisters were hot tho

>>84890972
that white women love black men.

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>>84890908
>DeviantArt taught me to aspire