how?

magnum dong

>>84889847
She's got big tits and, for all we know, maybe she's got a good personality too.

>>84889847
Love is real, this is the biggest proof of it

True love

Or she's gotta really freaky fetish that he can fulfill

>>84889847
Oy vey.

He actually talks to women.

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>>84889913
i mean for a woman like that i bet most men would fulfill anything except maybe being kicked in the nuts

>>84889872
kek'd.

>>84889982
B-b-but... why would I talk to women? I know it would go horribly. After all, I've literally never been wrong about anything ever in my entire life. Yet despite my superhuman powers of prediction, for some reason I am not rich and famous.
W-what do you mean, I might have to learn by experience? I should be suave James Bond man literally the first time I talk to a girl, otherwise there's no point in doing it!

>>84889847
If he got a good haircut, plucked the unibrow, changed glasses and actually grew a good bear he'd look better. He's not terribly ugly.
He probably also has a nice personality.

>>84889847
she's getting old and she wasn't much of a prize anymore

Bitches love Super Troopers.

He's not a manlet.
>under 6 foot faggots BTFO

>implying she doesn't cheat on him every chance she gets

>>84890256

blind items confirm this

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>>84890245
>that fucking jiggle
its like a thermonuclear warhead went off in my pants

>>84890256
>cheat
it isn't cheating when the husband joyfully watches from the side. she is getting railed by a different BBC every single night.

>>84890256
this

but he also probably has a massive dick

he lets her shit on his chest. its honestly every woman's fantasy

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>>84890610
no sure if that's hot or not

>>84889847
she's really not that pretty, her nose is at a 45 degree angle and she has fucked up teeth. i'm sure she's aware of this and has body dismorphia because of it because she was a friendless goth in highschool. because she knows that she isn't that pretty she doesn't care what her eventual suitor would look like.

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Christina Hendricks has low self esteem. She was that nerdy girl in high school who blossomed late and hung out with clique of guys who were "alternative" and had a social role as one of Cosmo Kramer's "man's women" hating other women and they hate her.

I couldn't believe it either a few years ago when I learned she was married to the snozzberries guy from Super Troopers.

The power of the pussy pales in comparison to the power of the wallet.

>>84891560
>tits that big
>blossomed late

that chick was getting fingerbanged at 14 years old while her soft tits heaved with her heavy breaths

>>84891786
Please don't make me hard. It's a blue board.

>>84889903
pretty big proof alright

>>84889847
Hendricks is clearly one of those retro indie type chicks. You really have no cultural experience if you don't know that such girls date and marry guys that look exactly like this.

Woman don't all just date and marry these cartoonish square-jawed chads.

>>84891821
more like blue balls

Which is more valuable, looks or personality?

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>>84890164
I've grown and raised over 30 bears, I'm sorry women aren't attracted to me. Please reconsider your approach to ladies. I'm sorry if I sound rude.

woman partner up men's power hierarchy
men partner up women's power hierarchy

powerful men have resources (influence, wealth, intelligence helps)
powerful women have traditional beauty (youth, good facial and body ratios, intelligence helps)

this doesn't mean they don't love each other, I'm sure they do, but what brought about that love probably began when those basic human subroutines fired up

>>84891821
>>84891984
>>84892060
would you anons like to hear more ;)

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>>84892126
Yes.