What would 4chan god look like?

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>>84884735

>What would 4chan god look like?

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>>84884735
Technical Boy is already the 4chan god.

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>>84884735
4chan has always had a thing for lizards.

A cross between all of these

>>84884885
>>84885041
>>84884935

It wouldn't be anything older than trollface though because younger faggots from /pol/ and the_donald are much more fanatic about memes than party van oldfags

>>84885210
Jesus Christ shut the fuck up about /pol/ you boring faggot.

>>84884735
a beta cuck faggot nobody can stand

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>>84884735
This fucker right here. His power is shitposting ironic memes.

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>>84884735
your question exposes you as a summerfag because every reg know its picrelated.

its like asking a nazi what the föhrer would look like

>>84885258
>>>/pol/

This show was stupid because there was no god of poop

WHERE IS THE GOD OF POOP?

>>84885355
Every fucking thread I see your pathetic ass crying. You're a boring fucking cunt. Obsessed about another board.

>>84885328
He dresses too well. He has the anger, aggression and obnoxiousness downpat though.

>>84885355
Do I fit in yet? Tee hehehe
Lurk moar newshit

>>84885379
in india

>>84885382
>>84885417
see >>84885355

>>84884735
Nigger /tv/ took a plane down and /pol/ got a meme elected. What the fuck else do you want?

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>>84885448

>>84885448
>>>/k/illyourself

>>84885328
Damn, that haircut is stupefying. Is his origin story that he was poured out of a soft-serve icecream machine?

>>84885406
>He dresses too well.
>In a shirt he presumable stole from a small child
I'd love to see your wardrobe, Anon.

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>>84885491

the majority of 4chan posters have always been sub 20 year old memers and the zeitgeist of 4chan is practically indistinguishable from the rest of web2.0 these days so it's be some faggy meme that kids like such as pepe or spongebob

>>84885379
kevin smith copyrighted it I think

they couldn't get the rights in time

>>84885535
>no concept of style
Is yours all shades of grey so you don't stand out in a crowd?

>>84885468
Shutup redditor

>>84884735
>he doesn't into meme magic
Where have you been?

>>84885603
Go fuck yourself summerfag. I have been here since 2005 but this is the sad truth of what people want(ed) to happen. Summer Glau will never win an Oscar or something like that.

>>84884735
pepe god when

>>84884735
>What does the 4chan god look like?
I think it's probably that lovecraft monster from the tunnel under antarctica. Where it's just a great, formless mass, with these random eyes and mouths constantly forming an unforming, screaming soundlessly into the void and randomly squishing subterranean penguins.

Man this show was fucking garbage.

>>84884782
Apu is too pure

>>84884735
>What does the 4chan god look like?

Technical Boy is 4chan.
>Gets high the whole time
>Wants to hang niggers
>Thinks he's the man
>Gets beaten up by chicks
>Cant handle real women approaching him

>>84885599
>Is yours all shades of grey so you don't stand out in a crowd?
Not a chance. I just spend enough to make sure my clothes fit. "Style"? With the cut of those shoulders? Tailors have been killed for less. And don't even get me started on the type or number of David Lo Pan style hells I'd come up with for that barber.

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>>84885437

>>84885834
I don't know anything about fashion and while his look is gaudy, expensive and experimental I kind of like it. Not that I'd be under any illusions I could pull it off myself.

>>84885925
Were you replying seriously? Because I'm pretty sure the rest of us were just being dicks.

>>84884735
I watched the 1st episode and I didn't like it that much. It was just weird and confusing, not because it was intruiging but because they mashed together event after event and character introduction after character introduction. Does it get good?

>>84886111
Read the book if you want it to get good. The show is just confusing for the sake of confusing.

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>>84884735
Something like this, or a giant turd.

>>84884735
Moot
He has an army of followers who don't listen to him or obey his commands, just a call him a faggot

>>84884879
/thread

>>84886040
That guy (You) sounded like he took fashion pretty seriously.

It would be Kek, the god of being a fucking reddit piece of shit

They spent 60 million dollars on this shit and it utterly tanked.

>>84884879

Book version maybe, a fat dweeb, not 'cool' vape guy in the show.

>>84885379
well there is a god of cancer in the book

>>84887496
Emily Browning ruined it. Shits unwatchable.

>>84887496
It'll be fine. Live viewership was shit because literally every paid streaming service carried it and no retirement homes or permanent care facilities for the mentally retarded (the only places with Nielsen boxes) have starz