D A M A G E D

You're a white guy

Should I watch Suicide Squad with my mom? She likes Will Smith.

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

MOMS

If he's such a method actor why didn't he actually get those tattoos for real?

>>84881425
for you

Just held the door for someone but released it before they could go through.

Was making a boring movie part of your plan?

>>84881413
>hey whats up man what you in for today?
>i'd like a new tattoo, right under my hairline, saying 'damaged' in cursive
>you sure? for first tattoos i recommend somewhere you can keep hidden
>i don't know how to end this scenario and make it funny lol fuck you guys

>>84881850
I did that once actually, he was a cripple in a wheelchair.

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>>84881413
>see a do not touch sign
>touch the sign
MOOOOOOM'S GONNA FREAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!

>>84884695
Such an awful shop

>driving
>know you're not supposed to look at phone while driving
>get a text
>see who it's from
S O M E B O D Y S T O P M E

>>84881621
Because he was only using method acting as an excuse to be a dick to his co-workers.

>>84884803
>driving
>see stop sign
>don't stop
M E N A C ET OS O C I E T Y

>>84881850
>not holding the door for someone who is just far away enough so said person feels the need to hurry to get through the door so he doesn't appear rude
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOCK ME UP

>>84881585
GONNA

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>>84884907
FRANK

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>>84885009
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

>Go to the bathroom to pee
>Don't wash hands

INSANE IN THE MEMBRAIN

>>84885114
>go to the bathroom to pee
>don't pee and just wash hands instead
INSANE IN THE BRAAAAAAIIIIN

>be 20 years old
>take a sip of dad's beer at a barbecue
L A W B R E A K E R

>>84884803
>getting a text
normie reeeeee