One will protect you, the other five will try to kill you

I only know Colbert and Stewart. The bald guy looks like a badass though. I'll choose him.

Ed Helms, he can headbutt the rest to death.

i choose the lady because no man can hurt females

>>84878614
Rob Corddry will help you, stick with Corddry

>>84878614
Samantha Bee, the others are too numale to attack a girl

>>84878868
That comment is inhumanly autistic

>>84878614
Yeah, I'll take Corddry.

>>84878966
so how's your first summer with internet access sport? is your mom making some snacks for lunch today? don't forget to wash up and shitposting.

I take Jon and leave the show

>>84878614
I'll take the one who isn't a talk show host

Nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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>>84878614
Doesn't matter whoever I pick because I could probably kill every one of these nu-males with one punch.

>>84878966
This post is so stupid it actually warrants a response like >>84879201

I'd rather just kill them all myself.

>>84878614
Remember,some of them might make fun of the current POTUS and we cant have that

>>84878614
I can't believe Corddry turned out the coolest of them all. He is great in Ballers.

>>84878614
Bald one looks most trustworthy, so him. Not worried about the manlet, woman, or the Brit. Colbert going lunatic mode seems intimidating but he's too comfortable to be a challenge. Helms is a wildcard.

>>84880389
>triggered

>>84878614
>Colbert has a crooked ear and probably can't hear well. Would not choose.
>Oliver is too short.
>Bald guy seems effeminate. Probably hasn't had much training in sports.
>Bee is fat and gross.
Leibowitz is the correct answer.

I put my faith in Jon Stewart.

>>84878934
This

>>84878614
wtf is wrong with colberts ear?

>>84881755
You jelly bro?

https://m.imgur.com/ZPIXG

>>84878614
Pretty sure Ed Helms is a serial killer. I pick him.