It hurts to know TLJ won't be nearly as good as this.

Can't be worse.

>>84876766
this film fucking sucked. Enjoy your fanfic, I'll be waiting for a decently crafted SW movie

>>84876970
That will never EVER happen.

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>>84876970
SW ended after ep 6 all the other shit films is just fanfic

so good luck waiting for a decently crafted SW movie

>>84876766
I liked it better than empire.

R1 was even worse than TFA. TLJ will shit on both of these.

Why is this board so autistic?

>>84876766
What a disappointment that was. The entire movie up until the final battle felt like one of those straight to DVD Disney sequels.

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>>84877120
>R1 was even worse than TFA
how TFA was just a shit copy it added nothing new and the villain got cuckold by a WOMAN

I'm not kidding all the white people in the film are evil or dead.

>>84877212
>likes R1
>reddit racism
>ifunny.co
You... I like you...

>>84877212
The bottom row looks like Auschwitz

IV = V
VI
large gap
III
severe gap
I
power gap
II
reddit gap
VI
wtf Disney gap
RO


fite me

>>84876766
this movie was terrible

>rogue one
>good
>one gimmicky power fantasy scene for cucked plebs who are insecure

>>84877049
5*

Throne room was the only good part of 6

>>84877305
you've got VI twice in your list

>>84877212
Why is the second bad guy called a bad guy? He plays a good guy.

>>84877120
you know what fucking pissed me off the most , the reddit meme tier dialog exchanges being blurted out real fast with no emphasis like its some fucking B tier television show with bad writing and nothing but quips

>>84877284
>reddit racism
cringe

I thought R1 was complete fucking piss except for the last like 20 minutes.
TFA was bland as fuck throughout.

Honestly it's hard to pick which one was actually better.

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>>84876766
Which hurts even more when you remember that that movie is a pile of shit.

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>>84877284
>>reddit racism
Reddit has racists?

>>84876766
>2 chinks, 2 arabs, one identifying as robot-kin and one white

really makes you think

>>84877461
this photo makes perfect sense, anyone who unironically denies it is an idiot

>>84877212
So you're saying you liked the new prequel better than TFA because it had more white people as good guys?

I don't know why I didn't realize this earlier.

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>>84877461
>>84877429
remember when SW was about a farm boy who goes out and saves the galaxy from space nazi

I'm 24 and I feel old

>>84877669
yes

>>84877724
Star Wars wouldn't have worked if Luke and Vader (Anakin) were black, would it?

for all its flaws TFA was at least fast paced, entertaining, and had memorable characters like a Star Wars movie should

Rouge One is boring until the final battle, the pacing is terrible and the characters are bland and forgettable.

>>84877785
I hate both movies with a passion but I have to agree. Both are solid 2/10s though.

R1 was entertaining, TFA was boring and the Mary Sue ruined everything.

>>84877785
>for all its flaws TFA was at least fast paced, entertaining, and had memorable characters
It was entertaining only if you're a retarded kid with severe ADHD

>>84876915
Fbwp. It most certainly can and likely will.

>>84877878
following that logic you can say the same thing about ANH

why are /pol/ fags so insecure?

>>84877878
But R1 wasn't entertaining either. There was nothing at stake, no risk, you know how it ends, you don't care about the characters (especially the obnoxious and smug as fuck main "couple").
Unless you are a [buzzword inslut]

>>84876766
Count me as one of the people who didn't really enjoy RO.

Quite a few moments took me out of the film and the most irritating thing to me was Jyn suddenly being expressive out of nowhere. When she had that outburst against the rebel council it just felt like a complete 180 of the Jyn we got to know to this point. Like what the heck was that.

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>>84877950
>you don't care about the characters
Sounds like a case of you being a heartless bastard.

>>84876766

This movie was terrible. TFA was good

>>84878002
you can't care about the characters if 15 of them are crammed into a 2 hour movie and you barely get the time to get to know them

like, I wanted to care when the robot died, but all he really did was make quips, and they barely scratched the surface with jyn and the beaner

>>84878024
>TFA was good
GET OUT

>>84878129
he's right though

Why are women being pushed as leaders so much nowadays? I was playing Stellaris recently, and would you know it, the default faction leaders are ALL women as are most of the admirals.
It's getting really obnoxious.

>>84878152
We live in a capitalist society. Let your wallet do the talking. Pass this message on.

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>>84878152
IKR

all the new stuff in SW have a women being pushed as leaders

I didn't mind playing as a woman but they all look like dykes

put MEN back in charge

>>84877212

>All the white people are either evil or dead


....so like in rl then?

>>84878143
No it was pure shit.

>>84876766
To be honest I even prefered Episode VII to this mess. All this hope and sacrifice bullshit made me wanna puke. It was like the cringe of FFXIII all over again.

TFA had more memorable characters but in every other category R1 was better than TFA. Every single one.

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>/tv/ all of a sudden likes ep. VII more than R1

>>84878522
how so? I'm pretty sure there were less practical effects and more CGI in R1, the visuals and directing were bog standard whereas Abrams at least has his own style and knows how to maintain a fast pace with the types of shots, camera and character movements used etc. which makes for a good viewing experience, the music in R1 was also shit and TFA at least had the Jedi steps theme and Rey's theme

>>84878002
Please tell me you are trolling and that you didn't actually feel something for the characters in Rogue 1.

>>84877305
Switch TFA and RO and you, good sir, have the official, truly patrician ranking.

>>84877305
5>1>6>4>3>2>ewok movies>holiday special >power gap > r1 > tfa

>>84878677
Not the anon you're responding to but it made me sad when the robot died. Couldn't care less about the human characters tho

>>84878677
What if I actually cared more about Raddus, the random rebel pilots, and those random imperial scientists who all got killed than I did for any major character?

>>84878765
This North American Sidewalk Ape™ gets it

R1 was ok, had at least some redeeming qualities. TFA had non, shit writing, shit action.

>>84878789
That's still pretty silly.
>>84878770
But he's just a computer they reprogrammed from "evil" to "good". Probably the least human robot in the whole of Star Wars.

I'll never understand what people see in this movie. It went out of its way not to include anything that actually makes Star Wars enjoyable.

>>84878856
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
I APPLAUDED IT FOR BEING DIFFERENT

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>>84878856
I liked some x-wing scenes that reminded me of playing Rogue Squadron when I was a kid. Everything else was done wrong imo.
I've read a lot of EU and played a lot of videogames and all of them felt more like part of Star Wars than Rogue One (and TFA) did.

>this fucking shit again
Oh God I can't fucking wait for Star Wars season on /tv/ again, totally makes me love this board.

Both movies are trash.
TFA at least had a competent director and a decent script. The result is bland and mostly forgettable, but the movie is good. It's directed competently, it has some memorable scenes and characters and the structure is fine. Take your kids and you're in for some fun time.
Detractors can only say "Mary Sue" and "Muh New Hope", and that are completely right with that.

R1 is unfiltered garbage, salvaged from a bold idea that could be something interesting, a bunch of people in board rooms took something original and made it bland safe trash.
Pacing is shit, characters are shit, actors are wasted, nothing makes sense, only the final fight and one Vader scene is exciting.
It's like the blandest most uninspired generic Marvel movie given a Star Wars skin. It's fucking worse than Return of the Jedi and less inspired than the fucking prequels, I hate this shit.

Fuck everything related to Disney Star Wars, by the way.

>>84878945
When Rogue One was first announced I thought it was going to be a Rogue Squadron type deal where they followed a group of X wing pilots.

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>>84878964
Nice pasta.

>>84878971
Same here. I expected to see Wedge at least.

>>84878964
>chaotic neutral
based

>>84878971
Same. Shame it turned into what it is.

I think the only reason a vocal number of people like R1 is because it's so "tragic" having all the characters dying.
There's really nothing good about the movie, besides the Scarif spectacle climax.

>>84879118
People think it's a mature story for adults just because the cast dies.
I don't even.

>>84878971
I thought the movie was gonna be a heist type movie with slight elements of space horror inspired by alien, where the role of the 'alien' would have been played by Darth Vader, and most of the movie would have taken place on board of the Death Star and there would only be like 2-3 characters
it would have been kino

>>84878964
>TFA
>it has some memorable scenes
Such as?

>>84879118
I think it's because of the Darth Vader going turbo reddit scene. It's perfect for those that call themselves fans but aren't die hard crazy Star Wars nerds.

>>84879197
Han Solo's death was kino

Vader should have slaughtered the main heroes, not just some random mooks.

>>84876766
You know RO to me represents the sad reality that we will never see star wars evolve beyond the OT because nostalgiafags are too busy sucking it dry. That being said at least it was an entertaining damnation and not the glorified 13 year old fanfiction that was TFA.

How people think rey has more personality than jyn I'll never understand. At least jyn had an actual character arch.

>>84879232
I made you a bird.

>>84879197
When the robot gives Finn the thumbs up using a lighter (this is the scene 2 friends of mine quoted as memorable).

>>84879197
T R A I T O R
R
A
I
T
O
R

DUDE

FORCE TREES AND SKYWALKER SLOTHS LMAO

>>84879260
>How people think rey has more personality than jyn I'll never understand. At least jyn had an actual character arch.

Rey at least had a personality, it was a shitty one but it was there.
Jyn is barely a fucking character, m8.

>>84879232
>Han Solo's death was kino
Bullshit. He just walked up to his son and got killed.

>>84876970
Rogue One was good.
Deal with it.

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I think Rogue On should of be a video game like Mass Effect, not a move.

TFA was the worst thing you can do to star wars

All the sacrifice the heroes did to stop the empire was all for nothing because the first order came back and made another death star.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg29Sa6QFes

>>84879260
>How people think rey has more personality than jyn I'll never understand. At least jyn had an actual character arch.
Yes but Jyn is just a tough girl that shows no emotion. Rey goes from tough homeless girl to someone who meets new people she cares about and who experiences new situations for the first time. Also she discovers more about herself that she didn't know. Jyn is just "okay fiiiiiine I'll help you destroy that death star..." and she's angry throughout the whole movie. Rey has a few more feelings than Jyn does.
Jyn only shows feelings other than anger as a kid but she doesn't even talk so it doesn't really feel important.

>>84879327
>Rey at least had a personality
Mary Sue that don't need no man is not a personality, more like a caricature of a personality.

>>84877341
Bull shit. Jabba's palace and the battle over endor are all great too. The thing that drags jedi down is all the time spent on han and leia doing fucking nothing on endor after luke leaves, they're just there for some stupid ewok shenanigans to happen adjacent to them.

>>84879368
that poster looks way better than the actual movie. Rey should have left that hood on the whole time, it's cuter than her hair.

>>84879360
the suspension and the way the lighting changes to reflect kylo's inner turmoil is great though

I really hope he turns out to represent some sort of chaotic good, somewhere down the line he thought the jedi are too weak and that he would destroy snoke himself from the inside, it would add a lot more meaning to his final dialogue with Solo

>>84879400
Fair enough, but at least it's something.

The final battle in Rogue One is amazing. That's it. The other half of the movie is okay, but nothing special.

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Rogue Two when?

>>84879594
>they clone Jyn to help the bothans steal the plans for the second death star

>>84876766
Sad part is that this movie was a piece of shit

>>84879327
>>84879396
Are you serious? Jyn goes from a selfish asshat who only cares about surviving to a crying leader who goes out of her way to lead a suicide mission just for the slim chance that they succeed and to live up to her fathers legacy and sacrifice. Her entire journey is abput finding hope in both her father and the rebel cause.

Rey is a literal fanfiction character whos entire emotional scene can be summed up as 'please dont go back to your planet after fixing everything with your mary sue powers. Shes a reactionary chaeacter whos just there fo plot concerns and everyone trusts her for no reason at all. Her entire upbringing doesnt even reflect her character in any way as shes constantly just believing everything people tell her.

Jyn isnt trusted by the rebels or the others on her team at first because she is what she is. A survivalist whos only looking ito her self interests.

I wish the main character had been a white guy instead so we could still talk about how shitty it was, without "muh mysoginy"

I liked that rogue one looked like a star wars movie. That lived in feeling with technology integrated into mud huts, things are dirty and grimy, and the feeling that the story of the protagonists is just one of many events happening in this galaxy spanning civilization.
Its aproblem I had with the prequels and TFA. It all feels to sterile and clean.
The falcon is a good example. In the OT its fucking gross and grimy, you feel like you could catch something just from sitting down in it. Then in TFA it looks like a movie set with that awful JJ lighting that would be fucking boring on a tv show.

And it satisfied my space battle boner that has been left hanging since Jedi.

Donnie Yen was so wasted in this film. Fuck the director.

>>84879703
It felt like an OT Star Wars movie, you mean.
You are just saying that anything that isn't exactly like the OT is not Star Wars. You liked it because it had actual stormtroopers and x-wings and because it was directly connected to the events of the OT.

>>84879320
I guess "so bad it became a meme" counts as memorable as well.

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why the fuck did they think it was necessary to add cartoon Tarkin to the movie, but they didn't shoot any scenes with based Sheev?

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>>84876766
I'm fucking tired of humans, give me some aliens

>>84876766

This movie was the film equivalent of one of those random star wars novels for young adults you saw lining a shelf at a bookstore, circa 2002.

Needless to say I loved it.

>>84879777
Too risky, wouldn't appeal to the braindead Star Wars fans. Watch Valerian instead.

>>84879815
>Valerian
But why? So far it looks worse than TFA.

>>84879761
>he doesn't like the trope where a random soldier turns out to be badass
pleb detected

>>84878024
Kek

>>84879856
It looks more original and creative to me. At least it looks weird and that's all I wanted from TFA when I first heard they were making an Episode 7. I wanted something that looked as weird as Episode 4 and Episode 1 did when they came out.

>>84877785
this bait again

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>>84876766
The only positive point of the Disney crap is that I managed to appreciate the prequels a bit more.

>>84879486
>needing a giant flashlight to turn off because the dialogue isnt strong enough to carry the scene.
I fucking laughed when this happened because it was a big unnecessary visual distraction and brought down he scene. Its the director treating the audience like a retard.

You guys realize Star Wars movies are for preteens/teenagers right? Doesn't matter if it's OT, prequel or Disney, they're for children.

>>84879944
Not really the case with TFA. It was clearly aimed at people who are nostalgic about the OT.

>>84879944
What's your point? You are saying movies for kids don't deserve to have any quality? That all children's movies are good?

>>84879759
No, I'm saying there is an established setting and aesthetic that helped to create the feel of a lived in universe that is missing from the shitty prequels and from TFA. If all I cared about was x wings, tie fighters, lightsabers, and other things I recognize then I wouldn't be able to complain about TFA nearly as much.
But at least a movie set during the OT makes sense to have those things, it doesn't make anyfuckingsense why they're still using that shit 20 years later.

>>84880098
I don't know man, the old Republic which existed like 5000 prior to the OT used the same technology

>>84880098
So basically you never have and never will like anything Star Wars that doesn't take place during the OT times.

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>people ITT unironically liking TFA

This board has folded in on itself and eaten its own shit so many times I don't know who's trolling anymore.

>>84880305
from the beginning there were anons here who enjoyed TFA and those who didn't
the vocal minority are the shitposters who claim it's absolute horrendous trash that makes the prequels look good

>>84880037
I'm saying it's ridiculous for grown men to be having heated discussion about movies for children.

>>84878600
>complains about summer
>prefers R1 to TFA
lol

>>84880381
We are worried about our keeds.

>>84880377
>the vocal minority
Funny way to spell majority. If there are loads of posts trashing TFA it's because it was garbage and all non-retarded people hate it.

>I bypassed the compressor

>>84880444
>implying those posts weren't made by the same people
you don't know how 4chan works do you?

besides, there was a whole lot of contrarian prequel apologists in star wars threads after TFA but they were shut down by their e-celebrity god at RLM

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>>84876766
>Cassian, k2so and jyn are infinitly more likeable than finn, rey and bb8
>finn, rey and bb8 get two more movies
>cassian, k2so and jyn are dead

>>84880552
>all similar opinions are samefags
Yeah, no.

>>84880607
there probably aren't even 30-50 people on this board who vehemently despise TFA and claim it's a piece of shit movie, yet they're probably responsible for like 90% of the threads/posts that shit on it, the rest are just indifferent

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>>84878024

>TFA was good

Opinion discarded pleb. Gas yourself.

>>84876766
Ro is getting worse and worse with every watch

OP is a man of patrician taste.
Except the main guy. He was just mediocre. And lisping english.

>>84880732
This. I have seen and enjoyed every Star Wars movie more than once. I think I can endure TFA one more time. But I don't think I can watch Rogue One again.

>>84880702
>there probably aren't even 30-50 people on this board who vehemently despise TFA
>source
>my ass

>>84877461
>cuck ball

when will the cuck meme end

>>84880785
just an estimation based on the threads I saw since TFA's release
has there ever been a strawpoll?

>>84879189
wow anon have you considered a career as a filmwriter?

>>84880785
Are you fucking 14, anon? It's called a VOCAL MINORITY for a reason. People don't make threads going "THIS MOVIE WAS FUCKING ALRIGHT BUT I'M HOPING FOR A LIITTLE BIT MORE NEXT TIME".

The majority of people (and /tv/ posters) thought TFA was alright/mediocre and don't feel the need to talk about it.

>>84877724
I thought it was about 2 incompetent robots.

>>84880997
>People don't make threads going "THIS MOVIE WAS FUCKING ALRIGHT
Yeah, because it wasn't alright, it was shit.

>>84880997
Or maybe, you know, almost no one thought it was "alright"

>>84881019
threads that constantly praise a movie will ALWAYS be about a movie that was universally panned by critics, or niche and unknown to the general public

>>84880848
>implying being a creative visionairy is enough to make it in the industry
it's all about networking, pure luck, and being jewish desu

>>84881251
>and, if you're a woman, sucking cock

>>84877903
TFA rips off ANH but the movies are completely differnt in execution. TFA is complete shit

>>84878643
> I'm pretty sure there were less practical effects and more CGI in R1
The effects in the force awakens look like trash
>the visuals and directing were bog standard whereas Abrams at least has his own style
What's that? Ripping off Spielberg but with more ADD whip pans, yelling, and shots that last less than a millisecond?
and knows how to maintain a fast pace with the types of shots, camera and character movements used etc. which makes for a good viewing experience, the music in R1 was also shit and TFA at least had the Jedi steps theme and Rey's theme
Are you shitting me?

>>84880568
Fuck this shit.
I would have liked to see more of Jyn and the others.
Maybe before the explosion hits Jyn and Cassian, K2 flies in somehow to save them and they escape for a sequel.

>>84879802
I agree, It felt like something that belonged to the old EU.

>>84880251
Is english not your first language, or are you being retarded as a joke?

>>84876766
pretty shitty film
such a shame its a part of the star wars series

>>84876915
Fpbp.

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>>84879594


>>84876915
don't underestimate disney's power