Its simple, we uh kill the batman

>It's simple - we, uh, DDOS the leddit.

If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?

>>84870884
simple doesnt mean easy

>>84870863
How much you want?

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HOW MUCH YOU WANT?

>>84870928
I WANT TO HEAR..
PROPOSITION

>>84870884
If you're good at something never do it

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I wish this movie was rated R and they showed his 'magic trick'

someone get this hot head outta here

>>84871537
A FUCKING PENCIL

>>84871551
kek

>>84871551
I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ONE IF I CAUGHT IT

I set aside a portion of my day for the sole purpose of degrading /tv/. I spam, shitpost, flame, and bait in this allocated time, and like to think of ways that I can master my craft. I do nothing else except for the aforementioned. It feels good knowing I have caused this board to suffer at my hand, and I will continue to do so until either I die or this board does.

ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN

>>84871750
>Hire an established actor and martial artist for a bit part
>kill him off immediately
Why?

>>84871886
Eric Roberts is an oscar nominated actor and they barely use him or his acting skills.

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>>84870863
Mfw we'll never get the nolanverse back. Why do you have to be so extremely shitty DC? Why?

>It's simple, we uh doxx the batman and send him pizzas

>>84871933
Sal Maroni was a big part of TDK's plot.

>>84871537
I mean sleight of hand is impressive, but for the thug to pass out in amazement was a bit much.

>>84871530
4free

>>84871537
>>84871551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Now_mSXY_N8

>>84872059
The fucking goon in the back taking hte time to run over before drawing his weapon lol

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>>84872059
LMAO fuck it I'm gonna watch this. I usually hate stupid action movies but I like that neck snap at the end

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It's simple, we uh respect the cock and tame the cunt

LIKE THE LEPPER

>>84870894
Checkmate

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>Uhh you don't get to bring friends

>>84871537
>I wish this movie was rated R and they showed his 'magic trick'
Why? Not seeing the gore was what made it.

>>84870884
If you're good at something, never do it for free.

I kill le bus driver

>>84871515
They won't work for a FREAK.

>>84870863
Why don't they just shoot Joker before he can pull the grenades?

>>84872407
It's
>No, no. Eikeltha Bussdraiver.

>>84872174
Watch the first one first, it's awesome.

>>84872569
>not watching them both

>>84871750
>>84871886

how did he die?

>>84872554
Was he saying his own name or was he naming who he was going to kill?

>>84873149
Joker cuts his mouth or something

>>84873149
aids

>>84872554
It's "no, no Ike L. Thabbus-Driver". Not sure why he needed to be so formal with him. Seemed like a tense situation.

>Is there a problem?
>No, I'm Dunn Hier.

what did nolan mean by this?

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>>84871530

>>84871886
>having a kung fu fight between gamil and the joker in the middle of a mob meeting
brcause that would have been retarded

My dogs are HONG-RAY.

>>84873731
>MY

>DOGS

>ARE

>HUNGRY

Do you wanna find out how I got these cuts on the side of my lips?

I just do...
things

JOKER MON

WAH EYE YEW GONNA DEW VITH ALL YER MANEY?

Dead? That's 500.

>I'm not Waring Hokeepaz

What did he mean by this?

>>84870894
I read it in his voice

>>84871568
Knowing people like you exist makes>>84871750
my life better.
thx anon

>>84871568
>dedicating your time to make shit stink more

You realize that we're here BECAUSE we love shitposting, right?

>>84870884
They haven't payed me hot pockets yet.

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>>84873806
>MY DOGS ARE HUNGARY

Seriously what did he mean by that?

>>84870863
>Its simple, we uh kill the batman
>interrogation scene
>I DON'T WANNA KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
some mixed messages here.

>>84870863
MY BUISNESS...REPEAT CUSTOMERS

>>84870863

>oooohoooo ohooooo LOOOOL AT YOUUU GOOO

>DOES ARHVEYY KNOW ABOUT U AND HIS LITTLE BULL----

SMASH

>WHEREEEEEE ARREE THEEEYY