/tpg/ Twin Peaks

dady lynch fuck d girl in her jew pusy

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YOUR'E GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

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>>84869472

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>"what do you mean I'm not preforming at the roadhouse? What do you mean "don't do any preparation just come as you are?"

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Beige or Red?

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>"Hey David, Why are we filming my scenes in your bedroom? Where are the cameras?"

>>84869525
>chat button on the page
>for a furniture website
>"saved" icon is the typical options/menu icon
I am irrationally upset about these things.

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>>84869436
And yet it has concrete characters that reappear throughout the movie and a pretty standard rising action, climax, falling action layout.

In this interview he says that at a certain point something did start to come together and so there was a concrete relation between scenes, it just developed later than normal. And not just in the editing like you're saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37J68A6QcKg

This method was also used to an extent in past projects and worked out, such as how Bob in Twin Peaks came about first from Lynch filming Silva with no context and him accidentally showing up on camera during the pilot.

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>>84869396
>Now Sheryl, it wasn't rape, we all know NO means yes sweetie, let's not make a fuss about it, ok? all right. let's shoot

so if bob was born from a nuke is he a godzilla? and where did mike come from?

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When did it click that Laura is going to be at the location Bobby and Hawk have been told to go?

>>84869662
He wasn't born from the nuke, the nuke opened a portal to the creatures of the lodge

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Is that Sheryl Lee with red hair?

>>84869664
>Cooper gets out of Lodge at 2:53
>BOB and Cooper's doppelganger are meant to return to it at 2:53
>253 paces from Jack Rabbit Slim's
>2:53 10/1
>2:53 10/2
This means Laura will be 253 feet tall

>>84869722
He may have been spawned from "mother" / The Experiment or he may have hitched along with the rest of her eggs she spewed (which made American Girl and probably other weirdo beings).

Things were born from The Experiment when the nuke went off and opened the door to the other world by means of the explosive sciences

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Anyone else here actually starting to believe that Coop won't ever get his mind back?

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>>84869766
Reminder that the one who lives in NON EX IS TENT is BOB's mother / the one who allowed him entry into our world. Non-ex-is-tent is underneath the black lodge. The symbol is underneath the moon symbol on the paper. The other peak has the sun for white lodge.

This means BOB will unleash a nuclear explosion in western South Dakota in order to bring his mother into our world for untold mayhem and corn.

It doesn't have to be Euclidean, it's a representation from our perspective. Experiment symbol underneath crescent moon = The Zone is "underneath" the black lodge. From our perspective, if the diagonal lines of the lodge floor open up and we fall, we enter The Zone.

We know this because when Cooper fell downward from the black lodge, he landed in the glass box. So too did The Experiment.

This is not the same area that Cooper went to next when the glass box density-shifted him to the purple ocean (same domain as the giant due to purple ocean's majesty, potentially white lodge). Major Briggs' head ascended from his body from The Zone up to the white lodge, then we saw it float through space and tell Cooper "Blue Rose" while he was there.

It's a representation of the relative geometry from our perspective in a simple set of symbols.

BOB is trying to blow a hole through to his mother. American Girl refers to it as her mother also. The things she extrudes are eggs, suggesting they're to be born by way of her actions. BOB comes out in the stream fully formed and grinning so he could be hitching a ride. Either way, he wishes to unleash the power of the explosive sciences in order to open the door to the other world (to paraphrase Jack Parsons).

>>84869766
so, Bob isn't a native of the lodge?

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>>84869825
L O R E
O
R
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best girl?

>>84869883
Nah, she's pretty ugly.

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>>84869883

>>84869883
best hatefuck ever

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What if they replaced Lucy with Pam?

>>84869662

>so if bob was born from a nuke is he a godzilla? and where did mike come from?

My guess is Mike was the frogthing in the egg that crawled into the girl's mouth

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>>84869898
your standards are out of this world, I'd like to see yr gf

>>84869967
I don't think she's that attractive in the new season at least. I don't know what other stuff I've seen with her in it.

>>84869967
Joke's on you, I never had any.

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>>84869972
do you have any webms of Shelly with her hair tied back?

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knob head!

Is it true Coop didn't get with Audrey because Kyle was dating Donna IRL and she was a jealous skank?

Why does Donna look so much older and with worse skin in season 2?

>>84869972
Why is Shelly such a garbage mother?

>>84869525
Red.

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Richard Horne is the best waifu

>>84869594
Chat to talk to a representative

Saved for your list of saved items

I think it's not bad at all.

>>84869593
Damn didn't know she had a great ass. Got any more?

>>84870038
hardly. people just need a scapegoat for when things don't go their way.

>>84870089
This scene is really dumb. So, a kiss is enough for Booper? What's this, the 3rd degree? not even a handjob?

>>84870075
c-c-cute desu

>>84869593
>>84870029
>Two beautiful women who aged the best of all cast
>not in sequel

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>>84870011
I don't think so.

>>84870089
>immediately after this, Kyle totally flubs his Dopple Coop acting
Is he an old pervert who got too into it, or was he so self-conscious about not wanting to be a bad kisser that it took him out of it?

>>84870124
>>84870124
Who's that guy supposed to be?

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>>84870011
If you can give me a time frame and episode, I'll make one for you.

>>84870098
Mark Frost confirmed it himself. Or are you saying he's a liar too?

>>84870139
Red

>>84870149
I don't remember a Red.

>>84870139
It's Red, the wacky guy with the coins.

>>84870135
I get the feeling that BOB made DoppelCoop more emotionless and robotic and now that he's gone he'll have a little more energy.

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>>84870160
Magic motherfucker

>>84870142
It's episode 6 when Amanda Seyfried is introduced

>>84870142
This is probably the most fucked up thing shelly ever did. Why was she such a cunt here? I think Shelly is very cute and adorable but this is just awful.

So did Bobby and Shelley break out sometime after Leo got spidered to death?

>>84870181
Ohhhhhh right! He wasn't in the original series though right? Cause I thought they were showing us the people from the old show when they showed the table of the girls and then James, but then they showed Red and it threw me off.

>>84870145
do you have a source on what he said?

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>>84870209
He wasn't. He's played by Balthazar Getty who was the second main character in Lost Highway.

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Watching Eraserhead it feels like I'm watching a Twin Peaks prototype and also feels like this inspired Bloodborne.

>>84870198
I thought cocainefu is his daughter?

>>84870245
Yeah, I watched it again the other day for the first time in a while and it seems like the new season is mostly influenced by it out of any of Lynch's movies.

>>84870237
>Lost Highway
ANOTHER Lynch movie? Is it any good?

>>84870248
Leo was a vegetable lol

>>84870198
Becky is Bobbys daughter

>>84870282
Have you seen any other Lynch movies? I don't think it's one of his better ones but it's worth watching.

>>84870245
now that s3 is out, pretty much every movie ever made by lynch is now a twin peaks prototype
>>84870269
I disagree, I feel like it's closer in tone to lost highway, but episode 8 was obviously inspired by eraserhead yeah

What are some common themes in Lynch films/shows?

>long drives
>stages with curtains
>weird performances on those stages

>>84870303
Mulholland drive, I liked and didn't like it. It feels a bit dragging but at the same time very compelling and mesmerising.

>>84870309
LESBIAN SEX SCENES

>>84870309
Cheating/promiscuity

>>84870282
It's one of his better ones imo. I suggest you watch it after you check out blue velvet or wild at heart. Those are the 2 you should start with. Very easy to grasp films of his

>>84870173
I don't know, anon. It didn't really seem that way

>>84870309
>industry related things
>dreams
>duality
>reincarnation and the process before it (depending on how you interpret some of his movies)
>nonlinear time
>small comfy towns

>>84870216
https://youtu.be/qCz1U1VGK8o

Confirmed at the very beginning.

>>84870245
>also feels like this inspired Bloodborne.
???

>>84870309
Sexual violence.

>>84870317
I've often seen Lost Highway described as Mulholland Drive in reverse or MD as LH reversed. I think MD is better but LH has a completely different kind of atmosphere that may appeal to some people better.

>>84870374
Related on the aspect of babies, birth, symbolic creepiness etc.

also the baby straight up looks like the whore's baby.

>>84870309
antisemitism

>>84870365
I guess thats that. Could have been Kyle's opinion as well

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>>84870397
lol Frost is such a fucking geek, imagine if it was Lynch being asked that, he'd probably be like: ''what the hell are you talking about, next question''

>>84870245
Can someone explain what Eraserhead is about? I didn't understand it when I had watched it.

>>84870452
teenage pregnancy

>>84870452
The plot or what it might mean? The plot is mostly that the guy knocks a chick up while not married and she has a mutant baby which he ends up killing. Most people say it basically reflects Lynch's fears of being a father but Lynch himself says it's his most spiritual movie whatever that means.

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>>84870397
Kyle's always stuck to his story that he found it inappropriate, but let's be real here, why would he admit that he let his ghoul of an ex bully him into helping her get her way over this? Especially in this day and age when people are already super sensitive. I say this from experience, there are a ton of tumblrina SJWs who don't believe the stuff about LFB and have respect for Kyle for refusing to take part in what they think is a dysfunctional relationship. Could you imagine the backlash if he came out with "lmao yeah she was a bitch and i was cucked into doing this"?

>>84870487
Going by his other movies, it probably means that Lynch literally killed a baby.

>>84870452
being scared of babies

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>>84870452
I think of it being someone struggling with young adult life. Kind of like the darkness Ian Curtis felt before his suicide

>>84870424
This is the guy who apparently has a grudge against Heather Graham for not sleeping with him which is why her character isn't in the new season. Do you really think he wouldn't be vindictive as fuck against LFB who was by all accounts a bitch to work with, especially when she blackballed him by refusing to be in FWWM?

>>84870493
still more realistic than Frosts fairy tales

>>84870135
I actually know what you're talking about.
I'm pretty sure it was deliberate, and at the very
least I found it funny. I found that whole kissing scene funny. In the original show, it kept turning up how more and more people were in a web with Laura at the center, and people coming out of the word work... in this show, it's something similar at times with Mr. C

>>84870365
>kyle mclachlan and david lynch spend years dancing around the subject and making vague statements about the audrey relationship not fitting cooper's character
>frost just straight up blurts it out in a radio interview like a madman

this is why frost is better than lynch

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>>84870537
>This is the guy who apparently has a grudge against Heather Graham for not sleeping with him
Now you're just making shit up

>Do you really think he wouldn't be vindictive as fuck against LFB
I don't think he gives a fuck really, they seem pretty friendly here

So has anyone gone to the coordinates yet?

What're the chances we'll see chet desmond come back? I wonder if that's who cooper ended up speaking to on his black box

>>84870565
>This is why Frost is a pussy and gossips like a chick

fixed that for ya

>>84870493
>>84870365
>>84870038
This never made sense to me because the part where Cooper turned Audrey down was made BEFORE he started dating Lara.

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>>84869829
If he is then locking Cooper in there and coming into our world sneaky-style in the doppelganger isn't the first time he's gotten to our world in hilarious ways, webm related

>>84870587
Pretty low considering his actor died in 2006

>>84870597
Wikipedia says they started dating around 1989. I don't know when the show started being filmed but unless you know the exact day that scene was shot and the exact day they started dating we can't really know.

>>84870643
Chris Isaak is still alive.

>>84870365
This doesn't even make sense, Mark is such a doofus

>"We didn't want Kyle to date Audrey because he was dating this other girl"
>"Is that why you introduced a different love interest Annie instead?
>"Yes"

>>84870662
well how about that. I was thinking about Jack Nance.

>>84869961
Even though he was seen in the Owl Cave prior to 1937 and the frog scene takes place in the '50s

>>84870695
The implication being that LFB had beef with Audrey specifically and didn't care about any other actress

>>84869983
Star Trek the fucking Next fucking Generation Lt. Leffler faggot you don't know anything if she didn't give you fucking pubes

>>84870700
Nance died in '96

>>84870709
Philip Gerard and Mike are two different beings. Gerard wouldn't have even been born in 1937 let alone that old. I don't remember that part in the book.

>>84870724
I haven't watched Star Trek outside of the times I caught it when my dad watched it and a couple movies we went and watched in theatres.

>>84870749
Matthew Packard's newspaper article from 1937 about his Boy Scout camping trip by Glastonbury Grove with Scoutmaster Dwayne Milford where he saw the giant and then future-mayor Milford told him about his younger brother Douglas, who had seen both the giant and a walking owl as big as a man. And he was abducted like Carl Rodd and Margaret Coulson/Lanterman. Instead of a small triple-triangle mark he got…well you know. Dunno if it's a "spoiler" since it's at the end of the book.

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>>84870724
Charlize Theron was on Star Trek?

>>84870597
autistic retard, he turned her down initially but obviously the intention was for them to eventually get together after back and forth and courtship.

>>84870772
What does this have to do with Mike/Gerard? I remember what you're talking about but none of those are Mike or Gerard.

>>84870787
>the intention was for them to eventually get together after back and forth and courtship.

FBI agent with an high school girl? no chance

>>84870787
It didn't seem that way

>>84870749
Anyway, Mayor Milford told the kids a spooky tale about a strange meeting with a man with one arm in or near the Owl Cave. Had to stop though so full details weren't gained. A young Scout seemed to get very upset for some reason and Big Dwayne Milford had to stop. Article date 1937.

If not time travel then long life for Gerard as a possible pact made with a demon long ago. Eternal life in exchange for possession when not utilizing chemicals.

>>84870788
The one armed man from the story is though. You said you don't remember that part of the book. Now you can go over it again.

>>84870112
He's stealing garmonbozia

>>84870452

Conformity.

>>84870777
That looks nothing like her. she looks incredible.

>>84870695
As it's already been said over and over in these threads since the very beginning, LFB hated Sherilyn Flynn as a person and was jealous of all the attention she and her character were receiving. That's all it came down to. I'm sure she didn't give a fuck about Heather Graham.

>>84870905
Can never unsee since original airdate. Had two episodes too, main character on the one with the VR game that makes you do things and gets you addicted like smack.

>>84870941
That doesn't make sense, why would she not care if other girls date him which Heather ended up doing?

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>>84869396
FIRST FOR JUMPING MAN / LEAPING LARRY

>>84870777
>the guy she's so happy to talk to is Wesley Crusher

>>84870956
what part of personal beef with Sherilyn Fenn do you not understand?

>>84870805
Because it's not as if Cooper couldn't have loved Audrey in a deeper way that went beyond sex, right?

There are a ton of ways for that relationship to have worked without it getting pedo. You're a retard for thinking otherwise.

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>>84870996
>relationships working without sex

>>84870777
>its a random woman on board of the enterprise instantly has a crush on wesley episode

i fucking hate how much pussy wesley somehow pulls.

>>84870956
Because Heather Graham wasn't Sherilyn Flynn. What don't you get?

She was jealous of her and felt insecure that she'd lose her boyfriend to her. It wasn't the idea of a romance subplot, it was with that specific character played by that specific actress.

>>84871056
well, his last name is crusher so that makes sense

>>84869983
you crazy. Ashley Judd has always been top-quality mommy.

>>84871056
Remember when one of the girls was a mythical creature of unbelievable power who they were escorting to become ruler of a world and the other was Madchen? And they were shapeshifters. So most of the time Madchen was an old crone.

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How would you have wrote their relationship, /tpg/?

>>84871152
That episode was baffling. The costumes were also hilarious.

>>84871167
>>84871167
Have everything stay the same until he saves Audrey from One Eyed Jack, then Audrey take a more active role in the show as her and Cooper's friendship is explored. Maybe he starts to realize how fucked her homelife is and slowly starts to become a surrogate father figure.

Then have them kiss or have some big scene where Cooper starts to come to terms with the way their relationship is deepening instead of evolving. Have this happen right before Miss Twin Peaks and have Audrey win the contest so she gets kidnapped and taken to the Lodge.

>>84871167
secret romance like everyone else had in TP
coop becomes more possessive/paranoid/jealous
this is how bob eventually takes control of him

>>84871270
>still believing that the coop at the end of season 2 was just him possessed by bob

why do retards like you exist?

>>84871195
The thing Madchen turned into to fight Worf

>>84870135
That's for him to know and you to find out

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/r/ that dougie elevator pepe

>>84870309
Blonde girl in trouble

>>84870805
she was 18, he was late 20s, in no way would it not have worked.

>>84871167
I would have had her run into a wall like Johnny

>>84869593
Annie was supposed to be older than Audrey. Imagine if they were both back 3rd season, how would they explain Audrey looking like her mother?

>>84871432
He's actually 34 in the original series.

But I agree in that she's legal so it's not breaking any real laws aside from it being taboo. If anything, I think the age of consent in Washington is actually 16.

>>84869594
Chat is an option for talking to other people who bought the same item.
>>84869525
Beige. Judy was in the right. She was nice enough to get the red for Andy though. : )

>>84870583
Yeah, Plebbit has. There's nothing there.

Need more Lynch karaoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS6duOoxctw

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>>84871350
Judy?

showtime producers must be facepalming. letting David get his way was a big mistake

>>84871619
I just can't believe they actually seriously really made it their leading prime time show. How the fuck can that happen?

>>84871619
Say that again when award season comes around. This thing is going to win a shitload of Emmys.

>>84871671
you and I both know that isn't going to happen.

>>84871350
can someone explain the whole David Bowie stuff from FWWM? I didn't get it.

>>84871302
rude

>>84870452
it's about how paternity is the ultimate form of emasculation

>>84871697
What reason do you have to believe it won't? It's the long awaited comeback of a legendary show that's getting a shitload of prestige in the film community and had a great reception at Cannes. At the very least, it's a great comeback story, which the Emmys love.

>>84871723
self-cuckoldry, if you will

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>>84871574

that's the one. thanks.

>>84870536
Beauty.

>>84871723
Noice.

>>84871411
best new girl

>>84871701
Watch The Missing Pieces, it has more Bowie material

guise help I listened to au revoir simone and now they're stuck in my head it's a whisper, it's a funny thing HELP

>>84871864
I did but I didn't exactly "get"i t

>>84871659
desparation

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/comrades/

>>84872026
*choir of men singing the first major chord of the national anthem intensifies*

>>84872026
Was Cooper a double agent for the KGB? He hasn't heard the bad news since he entered the lodge when the union still stood

>>84872026
>You're goin' back to Moskova!

>>84869824
>Before the premiere, little was known about the plot of the new series, but Showtime president David Nevins stated that "the core of it is Agent Cooper's odyssey back to Twin Peaks".

>>84872097
Will he get a quick rundown on what has happened over the last 25 years or will he just suddenly know how the modern world works?

>>84872026
what is the reflection actually showing?

>>84870309

>monsters
>gore
>violent sound design
>americana
>dadaism

>>84872419
The US flag

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>>84872340

his face when he gets bogdanoffed

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The call that saved Dougie

FELLAS

DON'T

DRINK

THAT

COFFEE

THERE

IS

A

butt

IN

>>84873011
ebin, simply eric :DD

>>84871464
KEEP JUDY OUT OF THIS

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FELLAS DON'T DRINK THAT COFFEE THERE IS A butt IN ebin, simply eric :DD KEEP JUDY OUT OF THIS

>>84873110
There's a fish in the proculator.

who else here loves feelsman bobby briggs

>>84873168
He is second only to Thomson, Tomson and Thompson

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>>84869745
holy shit it's Nadine

>>84873214
>still no ed screentime
I remember when Lynch first started asking people on twitter if they knew where he could find Everett McGill. It all started then. It seems so long ago already.

anybody got season 3 TP wallpaper

>>84871701
Phillip Jeffries is an FBI agent who went missing while on assignment. Two years later, he shows up in Gordon's office raving about a woman named Judy, Cooper's identity, and a meeting above a convenience store.

Back in the 90s, TP was a mirror to what was popular on TV, soap operas especially. Is the new season doing the same thing with what is popular today?

>>84873765
>what is popular today?
Super serious and dark crime dramas

Oh, Mr. Jeffries. De shit it come out of my ass!

>>84873765
>Is the new season doing the same thing with what is popular today?
Yes.

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>>84873214
They really made the right decision in terms of what cast members to focus on.

I couldn't be happier Bobby plays the biggest role of the ones returning from the town. It would be nice to see some of them together though in a future episode. I can't believe I'm saying it, but learn something about James' life. That one scene he was in was actually good.

Audrey was complaining throughout the whole production of the show on her twitter until she got shut up, so I'm going to guess she plays an extremely minor role, with probably less than 20 minutes of screen time.

>>84871701
Speculation can lead us to assume that, due to Cooper's Doppleganger referring to Jeffries in The Return, Phillip somehow knew of Cooper's possession due to his time in the lodge or in the spirit world however you want to think of it, hence his opening with "Who do you think this is, there?

While in the lodge, Jeffries was present for a meeting the spirits held in a room above a convenience store. We the audience don't know what Jeffries knew about the lodge before he witnessed the meeting, but his disappearance and time-skipping leave him raving and seemingly disoriented. And then he disappears again out of Gordon's office.

What is there not to get?

>>84873765
>criminal detectives show up
>three stooges style laughing
>Ike the Spike, the assassin, is a midget

>>84871232
This doesn't sound half bad. It's as least as good as Coop falling in love with an ex-nun.
>yeah, Virgin/Whore dichotomy. We get it.

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With the plot threads culminating and becoming sharper and more direct with every episode, I think there's a very real chance that the show is building towards a literal "return" to Twin Peaks where we find ourselves back there, it being the central story and everyone being involved at some capacity.

I didn't believe it after the 4 hour premiere, but after part 9 I can see it happening.

>>84874113
>With the plot threads culminating and becoming sharper and more direct with every episode, I think there's a very real chance that the show is building towards a literal "return" to Twin Peaks where we find ourselves back there, it being the central story and everyone being involved at some capacity.

Lynch already confirmed the return is all about Dougie's literal return to Twin Peaks.

>>84874018
When we find out that Donna died in James's bike crash I'm going to get some serious feels.

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Spin-off when?

These detectives are a fucking delight. I really expected them to be assholes but I'm loving them.

>>84874171
It's going to be so god damn satisfying when that actually happens, can you imagine Cooper driving into Twin Peaks again like he did in the pilot only this time we've been through this odyssey of his. I love the Dougie storyline, I don't mind how long it takes but the fact that it'll eventually get there is really exciting. Doesn't even matter to me if he returns to his true former self.

>>84874345
/ourguy/ ended with Dougie now Fusco are /ourguys/

>>84873765

The Rancho Rosa (which looks like New Mexico, even though its in Las Vegas) and Dougie returning to his blonde wife with stacks of cash felt like it was making fun of Breaking Bad

This is show is going to feel so mediocre once GoT comes back on.

>>84874577
Have a (you) on the house. : )

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>>84874345
loving every laugh

>>84870282

Better than Blue Velvet.

>>84874504
I can sort of see it but I'm not totally convinced.

So what are the office scenes?

>>84874641
Mad Men

>>84871701
>no Judy talk of any sort
>confused screaming
>shit --> ass
>open question as to whether or not he is the man

All you need to know desu

>lynch didn't use the intervening 25 years to make a Garland Briggs spinoff kinograph

Such a waste, Briggs was the most interesting character by far

>>84873765

Absolutely. The new rash of gritty prime time dramas and overpopulated police procedurals.

There are times they're taking the piss out of the pregnant overwrought melodrama in a lot of shows now. Like the litany of shots of mildly concerned bystanders when Richard hit the kid.

>Carl is the only one who doesn't just stand there pretending to care

>>84871725
Because Game of Thones will beat it out when it comes to the Emmy normies who vote

>>84873765
Bad Coop is pretty much the now ubiquitous "anti-hero"

>>84874866
>Carl is the only one who doesn't just stand there pretending to care
He is from a different time is how I understood it
After all, he had the line about smoking for 75 years to really underline that he was old

>>84874866
Do you think David Lynch watches TV? I just can't picture it

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Would you do business with this man?

>>84875065
I can only imagine him watching himself on Twin Peaks and the Cleveland Show.

https://youtu.be/Vj6UAf6U7ZA

>>84875128

GOING BACK TO MISSOULA ZONE

>>84875091

He seems pretty honorable.

So, /tpg/, who actually was the muffin?

>>84875128
Needs this theme song added on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z97jTGz6y9U

>>84875215
Laura admitted that she in fact was the muffin

>>84875065

According to him he loved Mad Men and Breaking Bad.

>>84875323

So, was Bobby or James the muffin man?

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A fucking precious maid is suddenly here, you cunts,

>>84875491
>tfw no Hong Kong gf ;-;

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CUTE for help

The reason Dougie's car blew up when those guys tried to steal it is because there was a fish in the carburetor.

hey /tpg/ what's some ray wise K I N O?

>>84875588
try out Twin Peaks

>>84875588
red alert cutscenes

>>84875588
tim and eric's billion dollar movie

>>84873214
Were these photoshoots just to troll people? Did the actors in this know they would barely be in the show, or did David film lots of scenes with them he then cut so they would be surprised too

>>84875736

S H R I M

>>84874018
>Audrey was complaining throughout the whole production of the show on her twitter until she got shut up

Really? I didn't see or hear anything about this. What was she complaining about?

look at my ass you children fucks

>>84875817
Ya I'm gonna need a source on this

Who else /biteandsuckdominokeychains/ here?

David Lynch is just wasting our time, and getting paid well for it. Episode eight is just horrible.Who o.k's this garbage? It's hard to believe a room full of suits saw merit in this. Mr Lynch is out of viable ideas and is disappearing up his own ass. It appears he has too many yes men on his staff.

>>84876369
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

Reminder that
Hank
Annie
Josie
Catherine
Windom Earle

Are all shit characters who were either introduced during Lynch's least favorite part of the show, or (in Josie and Catherine's case) had their characters completely ruined by that shitty part of the show. Hence why they will not be appearing, and likely will not even be mentioned except where necessary to avoid plot holes (like the very brief mention of Annie in ep 6 or 7). It's likely that James is sort of on this list too, as someone Lynch thinks was ruined beyond salvation in season 2, but who was central enough to season 1 that Lynch waned to give him a single cameo. If James doesn't appear again, that confirms this.

>>84876405
Also Nadine might be a similar thing to James, we won't know until she does or doesn't show up again

>>84876423
Nadine is two busy cheating on ed with mike playing with his cotton balls.

>>84876405
well good I don't want them to waste precious screen time on them anyway

>>84870089
What the fuck is on the back of his head

>>84876709
An FBI pin badge.

>>84870709
time isn't linear in TP world, goddamn
whatch also fire walk with me to see this

>>84870112
she offers him more and he says "rain check"

>3rd degree
3rd worlder detected

>>84870089
cheetos garmonbozia flavor?

>>84870709
Were you also confused about how Laura wrote about coop in her diary, anon?

>>84875817
i talked to her when we had coffee a couple of weeks ago

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What was her problem?

>>84877236
dude coke lmao

>quirky jokes
>coop drinking coffee
>wizard of oz references
>dougie story dead soon
>sky fierra
>romance subplot
>old music is back
/TV/ BTFO
TWIN PEAKS IS NOW FOR NORMAL PEOPLE AGAIN

>>84877129
the claim is that she was bitching on twitter. would be extremely easy to source if true, and also I feel like I would've heard about it ages ago, so I'm assuming it's BS

>>84877236
She was raped and abused by L̶y̶n̶c̶h̶ her father who was possessed by BOB before eventually getting murdered

>>84877321
>quirky jokes
This was always one of the best parts of twin peaks
>coop drinking coffee
this started in episode 4 and has happened multiple times since then
>wizard of oz references
huh?
>wizard of oz references
probably not till ep 13 or 14 but hopefully
>sky fierra
Lynch has always had a habit of intentionally casting really shitty actors, so this isn't really worth noting
>romance subplot
lel not really but again, there was plenty of that in the lynch parts of the original show
>old music is back
Angel is kino

I gotta admit m8 I don't feel very btfo

>>84877236
Was she the muffin by this point?

>>84877236
Leland was her father

>>84877321
>>84877382
fucked up there, I meant that dougie probably won't end till ep 13 or 14

>>84877236
She was probably full of STDs from her dad, the fat bartender, Dr. Jacoby, James and God knows who else.

>>84877236
>>84877236
She got raped by her dad every night and also fucked 2-3 guys a day

That's 21-28 loads a week that much semen will drive any woman mad

>>84877409
It might end next ep since dougie is going to the doctors and they have his fingerprints. Gordon and Albert might run a name check on police files and see dougies face from the ring.

>>84870011
>>84869972
how does she still look so good

Norma looks as good as a grandma can look, R+R girls just age ridiculously well

>>84870048
for the same reason she married an abusive pedophile like Leo

>>84877532

Dougie enjoy prostate exam

>>84870192
it's a funny story honestly

it's only messed up because we know Leland and saw the whole thing. To a couple of strangers passing through Twin Peaks, the whole thing would just be too strange to take seriously, more humorous.

The joke's in bad taste, but I don't think there was malicious intent. Maybe a coping mechanism.

>>84877382
fuck you albert XD

>>84870282
Lost Highway is his best movie

>>84870309
DUALITY

>>84870192
so we don't feel pity for her anymore being with Leo

>>84877538
>R+R girls just age ridiculously well
it's just the magic of the double R. even affected Heather Graham and she was only working at the double R for like 4 episodes

>>84870192
In Shelley's defense it was funny though. Especially Leland's wife.
>NO! DON'T RUIN THIS TOO!

>>84877615
>saying "Fuck you" when you're pissed is "quirky"
ok

>>84877549
Touch his ring laura

>>84870587
Chris Isaak isn't in the cast list, and Lynch hasn't recast a single character yet so it's unlikely. Maybe a phonecall or something but that'll be it, which is sad because I really liked his character in FWWM and would love some closure on his story.

>get my friend to watch twin peaks
>he's on episode 2
>"I bet aliens kill Laura."

Is he right? Are the lodge beings aliens?

>>84871701
Phillip Jefferies got caught up in Lodge stuff while investigating a blue rose case

Somehow found his way back to the FBI and tried to communicate his findings but the Lodge fried his brain (much like Dougie) and he wasn't able to accomplish anything before being teleported back to Argentina

SAM STANLEY

>>84877641
It is funny but it shouldn't be to people who know them. IRL it would be miserable to see your dead friend's parents mourning.

>>84877694
Sounds like you should watch it first. having aliens kill Laura just sounds funny to my ear

>>84877764
Did Shelley even know Laura very well or like her? She wasn't in high school with them, and the only interaction we see is when Laura skips Meals on Wheels in FWWM

>>84877629
I unironically believe Lynch is a wizard now

>>84877821
well she knew she was her affair's girlfriend

>>84877694
No

>>84877847
A wizard who improves the ageing abilities of people at the cost of sexual favours

>>84877821
They were probably acquaintances, at least friendly with each other because of Meals on Wheels.

>>84877895
Is Lynch's nut the fountain of youth???

>>84877939
To some degree but it is also garmonbozia

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>>84869396
I tried to watch this show, but good God the music is so fucking distracting.
It never ceases. Is it a crutch for Lynch?

>>84877847
>>84877629
>>84877538
it's not the double R that makes these girls age so well it's lynch's magic jizz

>>84878297
it's a soap opera

Not even two days and /tpg/ is dead again.

>>84878364
>tfw most of the once a thread meme posts are gone

I actually like that, makes the threads comfy

How come orginal Truman won't leave his island in Hawaii?

Dougie get iPad?

>>84878351
It's aggravating

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DOuieg get Vietnam flashback

>>84878487
fuck off milennial

>>84878487
k

>>84878364
most of us wageslaves are at work right now

most non-wageslaves are perpetually too depressed to open their eyes and post something

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>>84878487

>>84878487
>music in a TV show is aggravating
somebody's been watching too much FX

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>>84878557
Ha ha that's not true u m-mad bro?

>>84878557
>implying mentally ill people don't constantly post memes on 4chan

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>>848786954
>>NEW
>>NEW
>>NEW

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>>84878899
Haha that's a really funny implication you have there anon

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>>84879086
Damm my trolling attempt failed miserably, I guess I'm going back

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>>84879117

so tpg gets sucked into the tp universe as a FBI agent knowing your in s3 but only on one condition; you cannot help hawk nor get involved with subplots other than that you can do what you want. What do anons?
>Go to r&r dinner and get cherry pie and coffee
>Tell Shelly if she doesn't suck my cock I'll make Leo come after her
>Arrest James and steal his bike
>Call for jade for two rides
>Track down au revouir simone
>Fuck all of them in the hotel

NEW THREAD

>>84879163
>>84879163
>>84879163