Absolute State of Star Wars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

>>84862843
and yet Rogue One turns out to be the best Star Wars movie ever made.

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>>84863336

Star Wars hasn't been good since the novelization was released in 76.

>>84863336
The first half was incredibly boring and I almost left the theater because of it. The second half was a little bit tolerable. I honestly think it's the worst star wars movie ever made.

>>84862843
I make fun of my friends when they bring up Star Wars. There hasn't been a good one since the first half of Return of the Jedi in 1983. Absolute pleb tier garbage

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>>84863336

>>84863479
The first half had me cumming from the nostalgia awe, and the second half felt like a huge dick stimulating my prostate.

I came when Vader did.

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>>84863535
>first half of Return of the Jedi in 1983
Not the throne room scene?

>try to make the movie stand out
>Disney execs show up
>"uuuhhhhh have you ever heard of superhero movies???"
>proceed to make it generic garbage that plays it safe as fuck on all fronts
>highest grossing film to date
really makes me think....

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>>84862843
>crashing this Executor-class star dreadnought
>with no survivors

>>84863336
Instagrambabby makes a post.

>>84862843
I just hope we get to see some hardcore BBC action. Rey needs a good BLACKing

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>>84863679
>highest grossing film to date
Cameron says hi

>>84863703
A high midichlorian count for you

>>84862843

Don't forget
>Episode IX from the acclaimed director of Book Of Henry

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>>84863713

>>84863733
CAN'T RIM RAM THE JIM CAM BABY!

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>>84863703
Was getting caught part of your plan?

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ANH: 8.5/10
ESB: 9/10
RotJ: 6/10
PhM: 3/10
AotC: 1/10
RotS: 2/10
FAw: 5/10
Rg1: 6/10

>>84863930
It's not a new hope, it's just Star Wars

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ANH: 8/10
ESB: 9/10
RotJ: 5/10
TPM: 6/10
AotC: 1/10 (and not because of muh dialogue, this film is fucking boring)
RotS: 6.5/10
TFA: 6/10
Rg1: 4/10

>>84864077
You know you're the 5% that keeps bitching about this stuff. How tired must you get? for the purpose of abbreviation and uniformity with other titles it's just tradition to call it ANH, like ESB or RotJ.

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>>84863336

Disney needs a return on their product so they are aiming for the lowest common denominator

>>84864077
You sound like my Mom who knows nothing about Star Wars other then the 20 times she claims to have seen the first movie back in the 70's

>>84864144
>>84864207
The absolute state of /tv/ ladies and gentlemen

>>84864297
> ladies
> 4chan
yeah right

>>84864297
>reusing hackneyed statement without any actual argument.
Can you rephrase that?
I'm probably a fucking idiot but I don't see the problem with calling a film by an abbreviation of the title.

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>>84864297
What did he mean by this?

>>84863336
You'd be hard pressed to find a worse opinion than this

>>84864554
> TFA is the best SW movie/better than AHN or ESB
done

>>84864395
Calling the original film Star Wars simultaneously does two things:
1. It acknowledges that Lucas fucking with his original work is okay, which it absolutely is not if you at all value cultural heritage and the preservation of art.
2. It cheapens and diminishes the monumental impact that Star Wars had on the American film landscape.
It would be like if Spielberg decided to rename Jaws to "Jaws: Attack of the Shark" and eventually over time people just accepted that and started referring to it as AOTS in online discussions

>>84864608
*Calling the original Star Wars "A New Hope"

>>84863930
ANH 9/10
ESB 10/10
ROTJ 7.5/10
TPM 5/10
AOTC 4/10
ROTS 5.5/10
TFA 7/10
R1 3/10

>>84864660
Hating Rogue One is a meme. It's not the best thing ever, but it's perfectly average

>>84864660
>TFA 7/10
Why?
It's difficult to think of things that the film didn't fuck up.

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> they've done nothing with this property yet
sad

>>84862843
TFA was amazing because Mika and Jay said so.

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>>84864911
jay said that daisey ridley is a great actress and charismatic as hell

>>84862843
>rogue 1 was originally too dark for disney

shame we will never see the original, if it had more moments like the rebels chimping out it might have been good

>>84864660
ANH 8/10
ESB 8.5/10
ROTJ 7.9/10
TPM 6.2/10
AOTC 6.4/10
ROTS 7.7/10
TFA 5.5/10

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>>84864108
>AotC: 1/10 (and not because of muh dialogue, this film is fucking boring)

yes, even when i was a retarded kid and loved all of the movies i still couldn't stand to sit through it

>>84863930
ANH: 8/10
ESB: 9.5/10
ROTJ: 8/10
TPM: 5/10
AOTC: 3.5/10
ROTS: 7/10
TFA: 6/10
RO: 7/10

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>>84865185
This desu senpai

>>84862843
>The Force Awakens was a mediocre film that had the advantage of being the first SW in a decade and a return to the OT aesthetics
Now it was a complete rip-off.

>Rogue One underwent an extensive reshoot (allegedly 40%) and the directed was quietly replaced
This is normal for movies are you retarded? God this board is filled with idiots. Both movies not only are critically successful but made millions back. Contrarianism at its finest

>>84862843
>> Rogue One underwent an extensive reshoot (allegedly 40%) and the directed was quietly replaced
I didn't know about this. Who finished it? And do you have a citation?

>>84865731
>This is normal for movies
It's normal for almost half a movie to be reshot? No. No it isn't.

>>84866062
Just to clarify, I do know about the extensive reshoots, I just didn't know that Edwards was replaced.

>>84866126
He officially got credit for it. But initial rumors claimed Edwards was axed and the second half of the movie feels very un-Edwards-like. This was followed by his departure from Godzilla 2 (after Legendary already waited years for him) and him "taking a break from Hollywood."

>>84866213
Hmm. The hallway scene felt out of place (but I enjoyed it) but the two leads hugging on the beach before they died felt very much like the end of Monsters.
Thanks for the info though, I had no idea.

>>84863336
They literally do the same exact thing twice, break into a place to steal plans to where to break into a place to steal plans. WTF?

I'd rather they cut that hour of the movtie and kept the beach battle scene with the AT-whateverTs at the end.

>star wars

>>84863375
That looks painful.

We'll just hope that Episode 8 is good...

Right?

>>84864660
ANH 7/10
ESB 9/10
ROTJ 8/10
TPM 3/10
AOTC 4/10
ROTS 5/10
TFA 7/10
R1 5/10

I really hate that I'd probably watch TFA before ANH, but I've always found Star Wars boring as fuck. But if I'm gonna watch it, I'll watch the more fun remake; Force Awakens. I'd watch Empire 5 times in a row though.

>>84862843
>the new movies are made by people with zero interest in eastern mysticism

something dark side something the force something balance

> light side of the force
> helicopter lightsabers
> anakin's lightsaber is sentient
> force tree
there's the original content i guess

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>>84867092
What the fuck is this shit from?

>>84862843
the new movies were a mistake. I'm sure the merch and toys are wirth reviving the franchise tho

>>84866725
you're delusional

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>>84864949
Yeah what the fuck is his problem? She's fucking awful and everybody can tell but he's just pissing and moaning saying anybody that doesn't like her is a manbaby.

>>84867092
I didnt realize it had gotten that bad

>>84867142
my guess is star wars rebels

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well at least the 13 year old jedi academy game is still fun to play

>>84866617
How much faith do you have in Rian Johnson?