Valerian

>>84862774
Here's hoping Cara doesn't drag it down too much.

>>84862774
It is, however, an adaptation, so...

fuck off dane

>>84862774
>Not a hit

terrible casting

>>84862774
I saw the trailer in 3d it looked pretty good... honestly im going to go see it for the visuals alone

>>84863390
same

>>84862774
you should try to get someone whose been on 4chan more than a week to try to viral your shit flic

>>84862774

man, cara has an ugly face but i can't help but be attracted to her. maybe it's her accent or aura.. i don't really know

>>84862774
>capeshit
No thanks

>>84862774

But it's an adaptation isn't it. So stop shilling your shit film OP. It's going to bomb and bomb hard. And don't mistake this for some cute "/tv/ is always wrong" shit. Nobody knows or cares about this

>>84862774
probably isn't even worth the inevitable torrent tbqh

>>84863493
>getting this mad about a well-known movie that hasn't even been released yet
autism?

>not a single good actor

god no

>>84864893
Agreed the casting seems really shit. Maybe they were going for the YA crowd. They both look like they're 16. Dane was fine in Chronicle because he played an emotionally stunted weirdo but superhero, I don't think so.

Solely for the visuals.

I am, however, hopeful that it ends up being this year's Jupiter Ascending.

>>84864958

They couldn't have casted the actors any memier

>>84864968
I didn't see that but it has some of the same tone doesn't it?
>ambitious space adventure
>bad/miscast actors
>supposedly amazing visuals

>>84865065
Yeah. The story is just a massive clusterfuck of sci-fi cliches and it's honestly one of the funniest movies I've seen in theaters
>Bees Sense Royalty
>Channing Tatum's face
>literally ANYTHING with Eddie Redmayne

https://youtu.be/eNcgOSKcYDg

I love Besson but this whole thing looks and feels like a direct-to-DVD sci-fi flick.

>>84865190
>looks
No.
>feels
Yes.

>>84865492
Agreed this is a big big budget film which is made for IMAX summer blockbuster type viewing.

>>84862774
Its an adaptation of a popular book and shoves that in your face in all the marketing, stupid dipshit. Its not original, stop pushing this meme.

>>84865732
It's not even a book, it's a comic book series. Why would I care? I don't read French comic books.

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>>84862774
ill watch it for cara anyway

>>84862774
It's based on a comic book so stop with the "original film" film meme. Better than most but still

>>84865800
It is an original film because there is no film of it.

>>84864893
Dane DeHaan is a decent actor, good in Chronicle

>>84865171
don't forget how the main lizard bad guy gets defeated and killed by being awkwardly phased into the floor

>>84862774
>not original
It's just another attempt at starting a franchise based on a comic book, just not an American one.

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>>84862774
I haven't read Valerian but I love french comics and it's by the same director of The Fifth Element so I can't not watch it.

>>84862774
>literalwhat franchise
>fucking huge ass budget
>two leads who can't carry a film
>already getting below average reviews

The fuck were they thinking? This is gonna be a catastrophic flop.

>Why can't Hollywood do anything new!
>I've never heard of this franchise this sucks I'm not going to see it
Which is it /tv/

its a shame they didnt hire any actors for this flick

>>84862774

>not a dream
>not a hoax
>not an imaginary story

still a comic adaptation, but not a reboot or sequel of course I'll see it.

>>84862774
It's a comic book adaptation, a shitty little capeshitflick. Getting excited and watching this is like getting excited about that horrible deathnote adaptation.

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>>84866390
Same. I saw those comics at a local bookstore and I've been thinking about picking them up. The pages have so much gorgeous detail that I hope the movie will do justice. It reminds me of classic Flash Gordon.

>>84866531
I'm trying to reserve judgement but they look completely wrong in those costumes and she looks like some disposable Disney girl of the week.

I kind of like that its just a couple of kinda ugly humans that look like brother and sister running around the galaxy getting into trouble and making people question the sexual tension between them.

>>84862774
>not set in the fifth element universe

No, I won't see it.

>>84866762
For what I understand it's adapting the comic that inspired The Fifth Element and the artist of said comic did concept art for The Fifth Element back in the day so it's like coming full circle that this is by the same director.

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>>84866472
>>already getting below average reviews

APOLOGIZE

>>84862774
I'm mildly curious, even though scifi is dead.

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>>84862774
Is it me or is the trans dude on the right sporting bigger tiddies than the ugly chick on the left?

>>84866390
It's a shame that Besson didn't cast some older actors in the roles. They look like the horrible massacring from l'Outretemps.

The Shingouz do look good, however.

And this is mainly an adaptation of l'Ambassadeur des Ombres, right?

Yeah, instead it's the other most annoying genre of movie today that's worst then remakes, "based on a comic book"

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>>84866580
They'll never top the Flash Gordon kino.

>225 Millon FUCKING DOLLARS production budget

this will be the biggest bomb of the year

>>84863390
>>84863412
>I love fake ass cg, thank Hollywood produces so much, I LOVE the taste of shit!

I will never understand you faggots. Also,
>seeing a movie in 3d
You dont belong here.

>>84866958
Yeah they really look like high school kids even though he's 31 and she's 24. They don't look right in those costumes at all.

>>84867234
not a Hollywood movie so your point is moot :^)

>>84867408
Fuck off faggot. People who go to movies "for the visuals" have no purpose posting here.

>>84867431
>people who go to a visual medium for visuals have no place here
lel

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>>84867431

>>84866390
>by the same director of The Fifth Element
Damn I didn't even notice. So maybe it won't be that bad then...

>>84867471
Thanks for killing cinema, faggot.

>>84862774

I hear the VFX are cool but the story and acting fall flat, and it drags. We'll see, I probably won't see it in theaters because i don't think my friends would want to.

fifth element was shit. it was shot like some low budget college film only less ambitious. where the fuck were the wide shots?

don't worry though, valerian will have plenty of green screen and cgi.

>>84867537
Yeah I'm trying to think who I could drag to this, probably no one I know. So the question is do I sneak into an early show and pretend I'm meeting someone that never arrives like the autistic freak I really am?
Probably

Yes. I love Besson's trashy movies.

>>84865775
literally the only actress who does the eyebrow meme correctly

>>84867684
she would make an excellent Vulcan

>>84866898
Don't think those reviewers browse /tv/, anon. Doubt you would get an apology from those scum anyway

>>84862774
Reminder that Cara only has a career because her grandfather has influence in the Daily Mail, her grandmother has links to British royalty, and her godfather owns Vogue/GQ/Vanity Fair

>>84862854
DID YOU HOPE THE SAME FOR SUICIDE SQUAD

BECAUSE HOPING DIDNT WORK THERE, BITCH JUST CANT ACT

BESSON SPACE SHIT IS INSTA WATCH, SHAME IT WONT RELEASE IN IMAX HERE DUNKIRK HAS THE THEATER FOR 2 SOLID WEEKS

>>84867862
I was looking at her filmography and wondering why she is being inserted into blockbusters like this. She isn't especially good looking and apparently can't act worth shit. Thanks

>At its best, "Valerian" has the dense, madcap rush of a comedic cartoon sci-fi - think "Futurama" or "Rick and Morty," though neither as funny nor as inventive as either.
>like Rick and Morty but not as good
Oh boy, this has gotten me hyped up!

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>>84863493
i'm going to see it because i'm a fan of the original works, but mainly to fuck up the whining tards who have been shitposting about how a film with three released previews is going to bomb.

we all know Marvel are paying you to turf this film because they don't own the rights to the Valerian stories and they don't want any competition in the Making Comics Into Action Films genre.

i would honestly rather rewatch batman begins on dvd

>>84867862
Oh, so it's a Transformers 4 Girl situation.

>>84864968
i'm hoping it ends up as this year's Fifth Element. dismissed as throwaway on release but with a growing fanbase of people who are still able to have fun without sneering at anyone.

Why is this lower in the catalogue than a shill capeshit thread >>84867104 that hasn't had a reply in over half a hour?

What is this shit??

>>84867954
even shit has hierarchy and there is always a lower rung on the shit ladder

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>>84865774

> he doesn't read French comics

>>84867862
This seems to happen a lot in Hollywood, especially with Europeans. Lea Seydoux comes from this really wealthy/prestigious french family. But at least she can fucking act.

>>84867954
Eh, those are popular franchises with tons of people who have seen them, it's fair. Those threads are boring as hell though.

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>>84867985
((((((((Who)))))))) makes the hierarchy and what determines rank?

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>>84867992

ZE-ROW CRATES!

>>84867992
I only read Uzbekistani comics. The latest copy of Burekiman is aces!

>>84868052
>durr, why is 9 bigger than 4 hurrr??
good post

>>84867921
>we all know Marvel are paying you to turf this film

Yeah OK anon. Remember this when it doesn't even make 100 mil domestic

>>84868009
I just thought that unless something was stickied that thread order was determined by post time -- and in a half-assed way that demonstrated interest in the subject. It's kinda shitty that something as popular as Spider-Man Homecoming (that needs no attention) has bungee cord to the front page while Valerian (which could use exposure) can slip without posters bumping the thread.

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>>84868083
ARE YA WINNIN SON

>>84868094
never mind, I see it's on page 8 now. Still don't understand why it isn't lower than in the catalogue

>>84862774
Every preview I've seen has been really off putting. Both actors look like they're 30 years old attempting to play 14 year olds for a teen romcom.

Like what the fuck is going on there?

>>84868184
Simply shows up according to the most recent non-saged post. Threads with many quick replies will always be on top.

I probably will see it, but I don't tend to like CGI-heavy films. I'll probably enjoy the aesthetic of the scenes without CGI.

>>84868192
Seriously this. Hollywood needs more teen/pre-teen actors if it wants to be taken seriously. Get rid of the child actor stigma already! I mean, for chrissake, ability > age!

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It looks interesting.

>>84868331
Agreed, at this point I'm willing to sit through any movie that isn't the same old crap I've seen 10 times before. The visuals look wild.

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>>84865774

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>>84866498
Also it doesn't have Brawndo in it /tv/

>>84863493
This, a thousand times this! Go see Spider-Man: Homecoming instead.

Isn't that film share Five Element's universe?

>>84862774
>muh stronk womyn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!

>>84868641
gross

>>84868984
Imagine being threatened by a female character in a comic book from the 1960s

Just imagine it

>>84869120
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Imagine being such an ignorant fuck that you believe the sole reason people don't like shit is because it "threatens" them!

"...but I don't like anchovies pizza."
It's because you find them threatening!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

".....but I don't like the smell of farts."
It's because you find them threatening!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dumb SJW faggots!!!!

Drink bleach bitch!

>>84862774
I was worried about mono brow since she cant act for shit and I lost interest.
Now im seeing self proclaimed internet critics are hating on it which means it is good.

>>84866472
Apparently it's some accounting wizardly in that they already have a lot of the budget covered even before the release. Chances are that people won't go to watch the movie but (((they))) will make money anyway.

>>84862774
>that casting
No

>totally crazy, weird and creative sci-fi that just oozes fun and exciting adventure, not like that stale af Star Wars and Star Trek garbage
>looks great, cool looking world and awesome effects
>made outside the Hollywood system, no forces jewery

Yeah I'm gonna buy my ticket for this. No idea what the story is or whatever it's based on and I'm not even a fan of the lead actors, but I wanna support this breath of fresh air.

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>>84862774
>plankgirl and the guy from ASM2
'no'

Parts of the trailer looked like a video game, totally unknown base material outside of europe, none of the main actors are any kind of box office draw, I can't see this doing well in the US.

Hope I'm wrong though since I want more sci-fi and less capeshit.

>>84870152
IMPLYING ITS ABOUT THEM

ANYWAY DANE IS CLASSIC

THIS WILL BE ONE OF THOSE MOVIES YOU REGRET SEEING IN THEATER

>>84864893
>Elizabeth Debicki
>Ethan Hawke
>John Goodman
>Clive Owen
>Rutger Hauer

and the list goes on

further more, a good amount of waifus

>>84870167
I get the feeling it will be the next fifth element and I kinda dont want to miss out on watching it in cinema despite the lead actors being shit.

>>84867823
>/tv/ opinion matters

>>84870185
Which is why I won't go see it

>>84870361
Do you thing you are better than me?

>>84870361
YOU ARE LOSS

>>84866390
why didn't they cast a redhead?

>>84866940
now that I see, I cannot unsee, thank you I will not

>>84862774
>Will /tv/ see it?

Well, isn't that the question of the day...

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This movie looks good. It's much different than the same repackaged movie I've been watching for years now. There is nothing to be mad at it for, where could all the negativity possibly be coming from?

>>84870478
good point, Zendaya would have been perfect for this role

>>84870528
>autism assemble
lmao

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>>84862774
Of course.
>besson scifikino in fifth element mode, no scarjo bullshit
>cara
>dehaan was kino in cure for wellness
>actual good looking 3d experience
>supporting some French fags and not the typical Hollywood shekelers

What did YOU mean by this?

>>84870591
10000% this
marvelpajeets are in full damagecontrol mode, this movies is going to be great

You LITERALLY CAN'T complain about capeshit, remakes and normie trash if you do not at least consider purchasing a ticket this kino

>>84870604
The pajeet rises

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>using word
>not using texlive+texstudio+lualatex

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>>84867234
>>I love fake ass cg
Whose ass was faked using CG?

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>>84862774
I'll see it in spite of Rhianna and Dane.

>>84863445
Space adventure is capeshit now?

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>>84870859
>Because Reddit is for fucking idiots.

What's the problem with Dane? Seems okay to me.

>>84862774
I wonder if Dane Dehaaned Cara,
I bet he showed it a good time

>>84870528
>me on the left back

>>84870859
wow, based Dane

shill yourself somewhere else, dane

>>84871131
Dane stays, you go.

>>84870859
kino

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>>84864893
Cara is a great actress

>>84872068
That hair is really sexy

>>84862774

Yes.

1. It literally stars a /tv/ shit poster

2. Cara

3. Besson doing Sci-Fi

4. Looks interesting

5. I love that period in comic books

6. Nothing else is out

7. I want the Dane DeHaan cult flop double bill checked off

8. I'm expecting mediocrity, so hopefully I'll be pleasantly surprised.

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>>84866390

>>84873166

1 and 2 aren't the same?

>>84873226
I can count at least 7 things star wars ripped off from this picture alone

>>84873240
No they are not related,the male shitpost here while Cara is just autistic.

>>84873240

No.

Cara wouldn't waste her time on the internet, let alone fucking 4chan.

1 is Dane DeHaan who really did post on this shithole.

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>>84873226
If you like this artist, watch Dragon's Heaven.

Jupiter ascending 2: electric boogaloo
>>84873166
>>84873283
when did Dane ever post here?

>>84867521
ur welcome

>>84873323
>Jupiter ascending
A recognized /tv/ patrician classic,if you cant tell that the teel love story with shit lead wasn't shoehorned in by the studio I dont know what to tell you.

>>84870195
Debicki isn't a good actress, just a """pretty""" face

>>84873356
>teen*

Yeah - I really like Luc Besson and this looks like it will end up as a cult film like The Fifth Element.

>>84873277
>>84873311

this is moebius

>>84873365
>Debicki isn't a good actress

Fuck you.

>>84866898
I guess this means the movie is good.

This is a children's movie though

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>Luc Besson

>>84873434
Your opinion becomes valid when you make watchable movie Jay.

>>84873447
Possibly the dumbest argument ever

>>84873461
While we are at it,Im getting married soon and I need wedding photographer,you guys still do that right?

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>>84873482
You know I'm not actually Jay, right?

>>84862774
I can't take this chick serious, so no. She looks likena more retarded version of Elsa.

>>84873504
How do I know,it seemed like you took that comment personally so by default I though it was Jay.

>>84862774
>tentpole
>attempting to start a franchise
no

>>84873532
So, never see a movie where the studio is trying to make money and hopes to make sequels in the future which also make money. Okay sure that makes sense.

>>84873526
You might be retarded

>>84873572
whatever mr.internet reviewer man.

>>84873562
Basically, yes. If someone makes a movie with the sole reason to profit from it, it'll be souless garbage.

>>84873562
If you had a modicum of taste you would do exactly this

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>>84873616
>modicum

>>84863390

The trailer is fucking gorgeous in imax. I saw it in both 3d and imax and there's no fucking way I'm settling for 3D. Not sure if I'm gonna see it tho because 18 dollars.

im gonna see it in theaters definitely

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>>84862774
Yes! It's gonna be Pee Pee Pants Litty! Not a dry seat in the auditorium.

>>84873649

>she will never trample you dressed like that

SIGH

>>84873634
Are you 12?

>>84867471
he's right you deserve to die

>>84867234
How the fuck do you do a sci-fi movie like this without CGI and without spending billions of dollars

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>>84873096
agreed

>>84862774

but it is a capeshit adaptation

>>84873863
wow such class

>>84862774
It'll go the way of John Carter.
A property that heavily influenced Star Wars but because the movie came afterwards, normies will think otherwise.

>Cara DelaKino
of course I will
most beautiful woman who ever lived

also luc bresson and nice sfx

literally this is going to bomb so fucking hard

>>84862885
A lot of best moves ever made are adaptations, so...

>>84873311
thanks onii-chan

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>>84874052
America was a mistake

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>>84873952
>most beautiful woman who ever lived
I love you Anon.
Totally agreed, there is just something about her that no other famous woman have, she might not have the biggest boobs or the fattest ass, but there is something about her that draw you to her...she has IT

>>84862774
>No real actors

>>84874076
>she has IT
Its called the mono brow

I wish Hailee Steinfeld was in it.

>>84874214
I lol'd

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>>84862774
Thats some pretty massive breast armor for a flattie

>>84874281
>muh originality
Up to 1975 every major studio had indie budget that was put toward young directors and talent,thats how we got THX 1138,Silent running and so forth.
Those budgets are non existent now,thats why we see the same shit over and over again.

>>84874281
Hollywood realized that repackaging the same stuff we liked the first 10 times was a safer investment than trying to make something new. As long as Transformers and Batman make money they'll just keep cranking them out, maybe forever. That's the worst part. Teenagers get old and new teenagers come along to buy crap. This might not be a phase. We may have a third wave of Transformers reboots in 2050.

>>84874339
Stop being an enabler.

>>84874383
I dont know what that means.
All i said was there is some structural change in Hollywood that puts money before everything.

>>84874359
2016 top grossing movies:

Captain America: Civil War — $1.153 billion
Finding Dory — $1.027 billion
Zootopia — $1.023 billion
The Jungle Book — $966.5 million
The Secret Life of Pets — $875.4 million
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice — $873.2 million
Deadpool — $783.1 million
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them — $746.1 million
Suicide Squad — $745.6 million
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story — $675 million

>>84874399
>>84874359
>>84874339
The only reason they make them is because people will watch them and pay them money for almost nothing in return. I'm really glad piracy is a massive thing now.

>>84874216
eww

>>84874403
Dont forget that foreigner markets like China and India amount for at least half of those numbers.

>>84874426
The whole "make sure the artists get paid" thing really falls apart when it's the 18th Marvel movie that made a billion dollars already. They seem to be doing just fine without my ten bucks, I'm not concerned for them.

>>84874214
If she did she'd be prettier than Frida Kahlo. Honestly she should grow a unibrow she could probably gain a lot of fame and start a new fetish. Either way her eyepuppies are cuter than painted on clownbrows that DUMB CUNTS have.

>>84874403
>two original films
>both are now getting sequels

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>>84874426

I'm in America getting my Hollywood films from India while Hollywood "blows kisses" to India.>>84873639 >>84873668

>>84874214
Nah, not a monobrow
More like she has the eye brows of a 50 year old Greek man

>>84874513
They're just full eyebrows. Your jokes are lazy trash.

>>84874429
Don't be gay

>>84862774
Fuck yes, I'll see it. It looks exciting and very, very pretty.

>>84874076
she doesn't even has boobs or ass, so your entire claim about that is invalid, her body is shaped like a fridge too and she has a manjaw most men are jealous of, just look at OPs pic - she has a more manly, a more testesterone jaw than DeHaas, her only defining features are her eyes and eyebrows and maybe her hair

I will still go watch this film to support a fellow /tv/ shitposter

>>84876261

she does have boobs, stop with this meme

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>>84876289
she is of European stock, and boobs this tiny are rare, pic related, she's an anomaly, the average southeast Asian woman packs bigger tittays than this, so I'm certain its a he
I forgot to add her last positive defining feature, her cute nose, would suckle it with pleasure if I could

>>84865775
This, I will watch it only for Cara¡s braps and cute faces. It would be better than wathing stupid capeshit, at least I would have fap material.

I'm going to see it because the director of the fifth Element is involved.

>>84876376
>its a he
you don't know how these things work, do you?

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>>84876376
Her boobs are not tiny you obsessed idiot

>>84862774
The boy looks more girl than the girl and the girl looks more boy than the boy

what the fuck