Hey, this was actually good! So what's next, crazy David hijinks?

The Rock stars in Alien Acapulco: more RAUNCHY FUN!

I like to have sex with my fiancee in the shower when 20 out of 24 of my fellow crewman have been brutally murdered. Oh and there's a pretty good chance we could be infected too. Time to smash dat!

>>84862779
Hey, when it's offered to you, you don't pass it up.

>>84862778
ACIDIC, FLESH BURNING PISS

>>84862699

>David

What the fuck was his problem? How did he come to the conclusion he should experiment on Shaw. He cried when talking about her, seems kinda strange considering he turned her into a freakshow.

Did he love Shaw the person or Shaw as his Frankenstein creation?

>>84862962
he's a stupid robot. he's like a child

>>84862962
He loved Shaw, but he knew that she had to die to continue his work, it was a painful sacrifice for progress.

>>84862699
>Hey, this was actually good!
it really wasn't though

>>84862962
>>84863187
>>84863137
>The Trick Mr. Potter. is not minding that it hurts

>>84862699
retconning intensifies
>On the engineer planet, David learns that they are actually a race of geneticists who manipulate other lifeforms to learn and find ways to extend and enhance their own biological existence.
>Intrigued by their abnormal cellular structure, they often harvest Xeno eggs from a planet with several Xeno hives and experiment on them.
>David learns that Xenos were actually created by a strange race of hunters to test and hone their skills. (hinted to in AvP)
>Enraged that the so-called Engineers are not creators, he decides to fuck up their planet in Covenant. Before doing so, he fakes a fake signal, ordering Engineer ships to make a major egg harvest during a major hunt on the Xeno give planet.
fast forward to David watching an engineer harvesting eggs on the Xeno hive planet

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>>84863873
>Engineer is bent over a clutch of Xeno eggs. As he turns to hand an egg to another Engineer, a strange burst of light rips through his head, showering blue blood on the face of the other Engineer.
>The rest of the party looks around in horror, wondering what the fuck is happening.
blah blah blah
The punchline is the David orchestrates the extinction of the remaining Engineers by what we know as Predators. Lots of cool shit featuring combat between Predators and fully mature Xeno. The focus of the action is David slinking around taking samples of Xeno tissue and stealing tech from fallen Predators to further his mission. Also, puffy faced Engineers getting blown the fuck out.

I'd watch this.

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I want to have prolonged passionate sexual intercourse with Katherine Waterston, if you know what I mean.

>>84862699
Fuck, I thought that was godzilla from the thumbnail

>>84862962
>>84863187
I don't think he killed her.

https://youtu.be/RMIPt1R1Hv4

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>>84864234

>>84865078
Kill yourself.

it was better than Prometheus not by much though

>>84862779
Neither of those cunts were even down on the surface for one, and secondly - have you never read how birth rates are highest in times of greatest strife and hardship?

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>>84865078

>>84864829
Can I get a tldr?

>>84862699
>tfw all you wanted was a suspenseful horror movie with an alien but keep getting some pseudo philosophical bullshit

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>>84867025
You got her. What more do you want?

>>84862779
t. virgin.

>>84862962
>>84863137

watch Prometheus again and this time pay attention

>>84862699
>Hey, this was actually good!
Go to bed Bizarro.

>So what's next, crazy David hijinks?
Crashing this ship.

>>84862962
David wants to be loved. He was never loved by his father. He was not loved by Shaw. He was not loved by his "brother". He's trying to create creatures who love him. But he will realize that love can't be "created".

>>84862779
And remember to go to the bathroom by yourself just minutes after your friends were attacked by a vicious monster.

>>84869489
with no survivors

>>84862699
>watch prometheus
>characters are going full retard every chance they get
>watch covenant
>characters manage to make prometheus characters look smart by comparison

that's actually quite impressive. they even casted Danny McBride, gave him a cowboy hat and still made him look smarter than the rest of the crew. it's like there's some challenge going on.

>>84864234
I want to see her get fucked by a BBC so bad

>>84862699

David wuz a gud boy. He dindu nuffin

>>84864234
>>84866355
>>84867245
poor man's MEW /10

>>84870933
The crew in aliens were borderline retarded. Aliens 3 some of them were written as retarded.

This franchise has always had a bunch of retards leading the charge in these flicks.

>>84862699
It was absolutely terrible, scott went full lucas.

>>84862779
>I like to have sex with my fiancee in the shower when 20 out of 24 of my fellow crewman have been brutally murdered.

To be fair, considering the actress' good looks that was one of the most reasonable decisions made by any of the characters in this cringe fest.

>>84862962
he's supposed to be an incomprehensible dark thing. When he looks into the abyss, the abyss blinks.

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>>84871673
>This franchise has always had a bunch of retards leading the charge in these flicks.

The captain in this was more retarded than the literal retards in 3.

The whole David plot line outright shat over any potential Prometheus had.

And lets not forget about the casting of pic related. They should've just let Franco's character live, at least he's able to do drama without constantly reminding the viewer of all of his comedy work.

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>>84871791
What was even the point of hiring Franco for a part that small and insignificant?

>>84871738
>he's supposed to be an incomprehensible dark thing. When he looks into the abyss, the abyss blinks.

He was a lame faggy robot in one of the saddest plot lines ever devised as a part of this movie series. I mean pet neomorphs, really? David the big bad goo-breeder? Are you serious Ridley?

Androids going rogue/acting on their own (or on programming unknown to the crew) used to be one of the series' highlights but this jumped a sea full of sharks in the most laughable of ways.

>>84871812
They were probably aiming to shock, like with that 'main' character in the shield that got killed in the series' pilot.

Or alternatively they wanted to remind us of how awesome he is and this movie isn't.

>McBride
>Franco

the worst casing in an Alien movie since Winona Ryder

If Alien 4 was the series jumping the shark, then Covenant is jumping from one shark to another.

>>84872003
Resurrection is great, pleb.

>>84872062
Movie's lame as hell, and the whole thing stands on a barely paperthin premise (jumping the shark), pleb my ass, fuck you AND your shit taste.

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>>84872003
>the worst casing in an Alien movie

Only because they happen to have been cast together, Franco is pretty great on his own tbqh famalam.

>>84872118
The premise is fine. Makes perfect sense if you watched 3 and have any understanding of the movies' universe. Your sperging out isn't going to change that.

>>84870463
pretty much this!

>>84872157
>Makes perfect sense
t. pleblord
>a fuck you is sperging
sorry I hurt your feelings by not like your movie

>>84872171
>I have no argument
By all means, continue your autistic spazzing.

>>84872193
>I will reply to your every post just to let you know im butthurt
By all means

>>84866610
it's a flawed theory, David killed Shaw and used her to make Aliens
"I'm going to do to you what I did to Shaw"
Enough with this nonsense about David loving Shaw and didn't kill her
Also fuck Ridley Scott for giving us another generic alien movie when we were all hoping for something new and dying to find about Engineers but he just killed them offscreen

>>84864234
ugly bitch

>Xenomorph is a creation of a buttdevastated android that got its fragile ego broken because its creator told it that androids are not capable of creation
better fetch me that tea, David

Is this a kino franchise? Or just a bunch of flicks?

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>>84870933
>they even casted Danny McBride, gave him a cowboy hat and still made him look smarter than the rest of the crew

>>84872542
Original movie is a masterpiece.

>>84872542
>>84872598
>Original movie is a masterpiece.

Cameron's sequel wasn't bad either.

>>84872979
The final act is pure kino but everything that comes before is so damn generic.

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>>84870463
I would love him. David is so dreamy *sigh*

>>84872979
Aliens was a Mary Sue action flick.

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The entire movie shouldn't even have happened.
>changing the destination of a billionaire colony of 2000 people without their consent
>absolute best case scenario:
>"why the fuck did you land us on a planet we did not agree to do to and which is not known back at earth?" - 2000 angry people

was david really so salty about prometheus pulling his head off that he decided to wipe out the whole species?

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despite its predictability, this scene was actually pretty good. instant ionic quote.

>>84871812
Getting him a fast and easy paycheck

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>>84864829

This guy is a FUCKING retard.

>yeah hurr durr its like this and that assuming you ignore all the facts

R E T A R D

>>84873030
still enjoyed it.
One of the most quotable movies in film history
So sad Pullman died, "Game over man, Game over"

>>84862962
Shaw rejected Davids attempts at (what he perceives of) love, he goes to far and murders her, a typical reaction by humans when rejected, the experiments were made to honour her memory, her ovaries were used to havest the first eggs. She becomes the mother.
The fact that Ridley and his team came up with this train wreck shows why directors are not writers.

Are we certain Walter is dead? He heals and shit

>>84867245
Woah, she's got a nice butt.

>>84870933
this, and it feels like it was done on purpose
like
>oh, you whiny bitches didn't like Prometheus crew?
>well, take that, I DON'T FUCKING CARE

actually, it felt like this whole movie was a big FUCK YOU from Ridley, who hates everything alien-related

>>84873198
this, desu