what's your opinion on the insane Billy Zane?

He's ok.

Check em

>>84861968
Bit of a ham.
He had some charisma.
Just not as much as he thought.

He's a cool dude

He was great in The Mummy

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RIP hair

Comic book movies? No one will pay for those, trust me.

>>84861968
That head of hair, all gone.

How do you think he feels?

>>84862276
Came in this thread just to post this.

>>84861968
He was cool in CQ

>>84862365
I'm pretty sure it was a wig in Titanic. Probably can't feel too bad since he's rich and famous.

>>84862493
Marlon?

Phantom is underrated

>>84862544
>he's rich and famous

[citation needed]

>>84862553
this

He's got 151 acting credits and I haven't heard of half of them. Do all these movies get released in theaters? Are a lot of them straight to DVD or what?

How come he never made it in the big leagues?

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>>84862321
>>84862365
He was wearing fairly obvious wigs early in his career it didn't just get up and disappear. Even up until Titanic.

I saw him in a somethin called Blood & Concrete and it was pretty fun film desu

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>>84862553
I agree.

>>84863125
>balding 20 year old

How does this happen?

>>84861968
When it was some other guy in Kingdom Hearts 2 instead of him it was really disappointing.

>>84861968
Cool dude.
10/10
Would bang.

>>84863192
genetics

>>84861968
Should've been cast as Lex Luthor

Guy had the charisma and the looks and the arrogance to play it perfectly.

Instead we get the Facebook faggot

>>84863192
maybe he felt self concious about the thinning so he proactively got a rug. the curly bangs in front always give it away like Ralphies wig in the Sopranos...

>>84862553
Definitely

>>84862927
Yes, if you were old enough to post here you would have seen his mug on dozens of DVDs back when we got our movies from Blockbuster and Hollywood Video.

I thought he was really good in both Titanics.

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he honestly should have got the hair plugs system or whatever

he was a legit easy 10/10 with hair but he's like a normal dude bald

>>84863391

>go into a Blockbuster/Hollywood/Movie Gallery and guaranteed to find at least 50 films starring either Zane or Treat Williams

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>>84863519
>as the constant ac hits you
>that artificial over priced butter popcorn smell

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I love Billy Zane Tbh

>>84863391
I'm 28. Can't remember seeing a bit of advertising for half of the shit he's been in over the last ten years.

I hope you've all seen Demon Knight

>sniper
>tombstone
>twin peaks
>the phantom
>memphis belle
>mad dogs
Essential billy kino

>>84863656
You don't advertise Billy Zane movies.

You advertise that Billy Zane is in some movies.

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He's pretty good in Demon Knight.

I get him confused with Jeff Fahey

>>84861968
Was great as the dragon reborn.

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>>84862553
>>84863163
>be me
>really like the comic books, especially the stories with historical settings
>watch this kino
>realize the stuff I like are original nordic region stories and that this kino is based on the american newspaper strip
still a strong 6/10 though Tbh family

>>84862927
The sniper movies were kino. Especially reloaded

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>>84863701
Of course!

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>>84863723
>no Titanic

>>84863570

I worked at MG when they went bankrupt. District manager called and said he quit, good luck, take what's left because the building had to be cleared out per the lease and we weren't getting paid unless that motherfucker was spotless.

So the store manager, myself, and the other guy still working at the store loaded up our cars while the store was still open. Some people came in and bought shit. I loaded my car down with old televisions, several hundred movies and games, promo shit. Imagine a 1996 Saturn S Class with enough room for me to sit in the driver's seat, with shit piled throughout the car to the ceiling and the truck barely closing.

Little bit we had left we threw in the dumpster. Store manager dropped the money (was just over $100 for the day) at the bank. We all shook hands and departed.

I think I still have a few dozen Michael Clayton promo posters that we found in the back.

Billy Zane has a net worth of $20 million. Color me surprised.

>>84863765
Based fucking Zane and Demon Knight.

>Billy Zane threw his career away just so he could come out of the bald closet

Was it worth it?

>>84861968
He should do more voice acting. The guy has a fantastic fucking voice.

>>84861968
the bald gets the best of us

>>84863765
>>84863701
Great shit, as a kid I always thought he was such a badass in this movie

>>84863959
this makes me kinda sad :(

>>84864041
He could be scar in that new lion king live action remake that le current year man just got cast in.

>>84863952
>Lovejoy "eyebrow intensifies" find him

>>84863959
damn that would be so cool...

>>84864041
Had he been tapped for any video games? If they can drag A-listers into a recording studio, surely they can get Zane

>>84864102
Excellent fucking choice if they pick him.

>>84864140
He played the primary antagonist of the first kingdom hearts game.

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What movie do you think had Zane's best wig?

Me? Definitely the Phantom.

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>>84864261
Titanic

>>84863300
Easily would have the gravitas to be a charismatic person in public, yet still be a seething asshole when it comes to Superman

>>84863192
high test
i too alpha for my own good haha...

>>84863723
His performance in Dead Calm is fantastic. Underrated kino no meme.

Zane?

>>84863192

shit tier genetics

>>84863300
That's the most intelligent thing I've read on 4chan

>>84864066
He could afford hair implants and yet he embraces his deteriorating looks and ages naturally.

>>84862321
life is pretty cruel to give you 10/10 aesthetics and then snatch your hair away young

he still looks good bald though

>>84864708
Why would he get a transplant when he can just wear a wig in movies? Plenty of actors do it and Zane did it himself

>>84863701
GOAT soundtrack

Also, anyone know he's the colonel in those KFC ads?

>>84864708
Implants don't work out well for everyone.
Zane is really, really bald.
He's only got so much hair left to implant across a large area.
He would end up with an extremely high hairline like Vince Vaughn or Nick Cage.

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Also GOAT cameo tbqh

>>84864987
He pulls off a completely bald head really well. Honestly, he could never be ugly.

>>84863192
>>84863283
>>84864553
>>84864669


You can thank the media for that one, Because you think of a 20 year old balding and you think it's either a cursed motherfucker or a rare disease.

But, sadly the media rarely portrays the reality. If a guy is going to be bald because of hereditary reasons (MPB- Male Pattern Baldness -- most common reason for men to bald) they will actually start to bald in their early 20s. But again, we never assume that because of movies and tv shows never portraying that.

>>84862321
He was so handsome in a 1930s Golden Age Hollywood way.

>>84865072
I started balding a bit in my early 20s, but I'm 30 now and my hairline hasn't changed.
All I got is a small widows peak.

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>>84865109
>All I got is a small widows peak.

That's not balding though, every guy will get some receding in the hairline (perfectly normal).

Pic related in MPB. You're not balding.

>>84862553
My favorite capeshit movie and Zane will always have a pass with me for it

>>84864987
>Thanks Billy Zane!

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He was bald in The Mummy.

>>84865143
Which is worse lads, V or V A?

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>>84865287

The Skullet.

>>84865316
Just shave it off.
Jesus christ.

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They had a rubber suit all ready for him to wear in The Phantom.
He wanted to actually get buff for it. This was back before it was a common thing to do for capeshit. He was charming as hell in that movie too.
The way that story is set up they could totally bring him back as a retiring Phantom.

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>>84865316
>>84865338

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>>84865338
>>84865316
Skullet with comb-over is a REALLY cool hairstyle though Tbh

>>84865265
I got in an argument with a buddy a decade ago about this shit.
Where did this shit start? Where did this Billy Zane nonsense come from!? It doesn't even look like him!

>>84865287
V is like Woody Harrelson. I could work with that.

>>84863862
Why the hell is the Phantom of all characters so popular there. It seems so random.

>>84865594
I don't know. The Phantom and Donald Duck (not Mickey Mouse) are both just incredibly popular for whatever reason.

I didn't even realize at the time when I saw this Zane-kino that all the good stories I liked were pretty much only printed in the Nordic region. It's the same with Donald Duck, I didn't understand as a kid why there were almost no cartoons about him.

>>84865109
>tfw when you've been wearing a hair system since 19
On the plus side I can style my hair any way I want to

>>84865143
>tfw IV but taking min for the life of me

>>84866454
How the fuck you wear a system?

what the fuck does that even mean

>>84866508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrzsDvdBzIk
pretty much this, except i'm nowhere near as bald as this dude

>>84866594
So it's a wig

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>>84866594
>goes from a 4 to a 9 with hair
why is nature so cruel

>>84866636
yeah, but more complicated and better then the wigs of olden days. you can wear it a month straight without having to take it off and shower with it and shit

>>84861968
oh god he's turning into Clint Howard

>>84865265

I always thought Billy Zane was famous for The Mummy and Titanic. I then discovered a couple of years ago that it wasn't even Billy Zane in the Mummy and it blew my fucking mind away. It blew my mind even more when I found out that he was in a Scorpion King movie. Like what the actual fuck.

>>84866702
That sounds kind of insane, and gross. Is it superglued on? Doesn't it get all nasty?

>>84866744
A very handsome Clint Howard.

>>84866827
no, you just use the right shampoos with it and wash it every 3 days and its fine. And yeah its bonded on with some glue-like adhesive but its sanitary and totally comfy

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>>84866896
Doesn't your head get all hot

>>84866932
no its made with a lace base (i know it rhymes) and it breathes and isn't just like a mop on your head. honestly since i'm too young to get HT its the best option for me right now and i look great with it

>>84866987
Ok last question

Have you actually gotten laid with that thing or not

>>84867076
yes, since i've had it on for the past 5 years i've had 12 sexual partners, and yes, no matter how hard they pulled on my hair when i ate them out it didn't slide one inch

>>84867096
Did you ever reveal your dark secret?

>>84867121
i did to 2 gf's. they didn't care and likened it to how a girl wears makeup, most men just look better with hair, the same way most women look better with makeup

>>84863959
I remember you posting something like this before. It's a somber reminder of a time that is rose tinted with fond memories. Appreciate the read

>>84861968
Pretty good, I don't understand why he isn't in bigger roles. Now he's getting old and it seems he'll go into history as the titantic bad guy.

He could have been a perfect Lex Luthor.

>>84862210
Faggots on this board showing this post no love.

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>>84861968
shame he never got to play lex luthor

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>>84861968
He is the ethernal Phantom.

>>84865265
Nice skin color.

>>84862365
Feels awesome that he's way more bald than me.

I unironically jerked it to two of his movies.

The one one the island and the one with the queen of erotic kino Joan Severance

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>>84863765

>>84861968
>Insane
>Zane

Inzane?

>>84863192

Get it from my dad.

>>84861968
he terrified me as a kid in demon knights

>>84861968
Insane in a Zane

>>84870599
Never noticed how luthor in the justice league animated series looks like halfway between him and mussolini.

>>84864707
Cheers

>>84865265
I feel like the only kid who was excited to go see The Mummy because the guy from the Dark Man sequels was in it

>>84863312
>the curly bangs in front always give it away like Ralphies wig in the Sopranos...
billy bob thornton has this too, it looks awful

so does charlie sheen

>>84862493

bill?

He shaved his head for The Phantom, but it never grew back.

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I finished watching s1e10 of Westworld and it left me with disgust. What series can cover up this awful flavour?

>>84865350
He got buff as fuck for the Phantom. This was before the standards set by modern capeshit. There is the shirtless scene in it, where you can tell he developed dense muscle mass.

>>84861968
He's due for an RDJ revival.
He's actually a good actor who took too many B grade gigs and got stuck in them like quicksand.

>>84861968
Clint Howard has really pulled himself together

>>84862210
he's tryin ta help you out

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>>84865143
>mfw I have the 'I' hairline

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I think he'd make a great 47 in a Hitman movie.

>>84873544
Gayest thing I've read in fifteen minutes

>>84861968
He did an alright job in Memphis Belle, watched that a couple hours ago. Would recommend.