Action Heroes

Ethan Hunte

Léon

>>84852966
If he has no disability holding him back then Crank.

>>84852966
Why is Drive in there he would get killed in 2 minutes lmao its not even a good film nothing happens

>>84852966
The blacks? They die first. If history has taught us anything it is that a black man doesn't really know how to fight for his life or anything that he supposedly owns. That rules out some.

Next up? The women. Sorry, just bio-mechanics I suppose.

Next to go is Bruce Willis and Sly Stallone. They're old.

After that, the liberals like Chris Pine. Those guys are weak and lack the killer instinct.

That leaves about 2 or 3. I would go for Liam Neeson since people from Ulster tend to be good fighters.

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>>84852966
either Mr.Shoot 'Em Up or The Bride.

They are both OP.

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No. Contest.

>>84853591

>Bride
>OP

Watch over KB 1 and 2, for all her talk and training, she BARELY manages to beat most of the people she tries to get revenge on

>>84852966

John Wick. He is pretty much presented as superhuman, all the others, except those I can identify, are simply highly-skilled humans or humans of unyielding spirit (like McClane or Rambo)

>>84852966
Crank. Hands down

>>84852966

help me out here (from left to right, row after row)

>???
>John McClane
>Equalizer
>???
>Mission Impossible man I guess?
>???
>Bourne
>Desperado
>???
>Driver
>Bond
>Punisher
>John Wick
>okay, THAT's mr. Mission Impossible. Are there two Tom Cruises in those movies or what?
>Hanna
>Eggsy
>Mr. Expendable
>Dominic Toretto
>Liam Neeson from Taken
>Transporter
>???
>The Bride
>???
>Rambo

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>>84852966
>Who wins?
The person with the best silencer.

>>84853915
not sure the character names but I know the films:

>Traitor
>Die Hard
>Equalizer
>Shoot 'Em Up
>Jack Reacher
>Haywire
>Bourne Identity
>El Mariachi, Once Upon a Time in Mexico
>Bourne Identity with Hawkeye
>Drive
>Nu-James Bond
>Punisher
>John Wick
>Mission Impossible
>Hanna
>Kingsmen
>Expendables
>Fast & Furious
>Taken
>Crank
>Red
>Kill Bill
>Jack Ryan
>Rambo

>>84854415

thanks a lot

>>84852966
Kill bill because i will help her win and then we can celebrate her with pusy haha can you imagine if you could lick the pusy haha

>>84854513
>helping the bride over hannah or haywire for that sweet poon

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>>84852966
ftfy

>>84854613
I vaguely remember the Shoot em up guy jumping off an airplane in the movie without a parachute, armed only with a carrot or something and survived.

Yeah my bet is on that dude.

>>84854415

Oh, I thought bottom Willis was from Looper.

>>84854685
Nope, RED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JZ_moituIo

>>84853764
clive owen in shoot em up i think would be the next power ranking if not for his gun ability alone.

>>84855029
>>84853764
The top 5 undoubtedly would be:
>Punisher
>Wick
>Bourne
>Mr. Smith
>this last slot is tough but I would put Ethan, Hannah, or Chev. But if I had to go with my gut, Ethan.

Chev would make sixth, I just don't think he can hang with the above listed. He mainly dealt with thugs and low level assassins.

>>84852966
Bourne, Cross and Mills are last men standing

>>84855140
in that case im saying sly from expendables.
operators vs. operators

>>84852966
007 and Mr. Smith are basically super heroes. I haven't seen all of these films but I'm pretty sure their plot armour is thicker than most.

>>84855475
Ethan Hunt also has amazing plot armour

>>84855503
I think that picture of cruis is from Jack Reacher but that dude's just as bad a motherfucker as Ethan Hunt.

>>84855576
Jack Reacher and Ethan Hunt are both shown desu.

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>>84852966
Punisher is a comic character, and The Bride is basically a kung-fu superhero. Same for John Wick. It's between those 3.
Jack Ryan? Bond? Driver guy? Bourne guys? Everyone else ? They have no chance.
The wildcard is McLane.

>>84855884
Bond, Bourne, and Ethan have been in comics haven't they? Or at least vidya which is almost just like comics.


Also, RED is a DC Comic. (Bottom row, 6th right, 4th left)

>>84855884
There's over 20 characters shown, it's natural some will be fodder. But it's fun to think about how they die / by whom / what partakes during the fight.

They're all insanely skilled killers, of different tiers.