C'MERE YOU

>>84850749
Why is he so much more savage on the US Kitchen Nightmares than in the UK Kitchen Nightmares? Does he just hate Americans and takes out all of his anger on them?

>>84850953

Because americans cant cook for shit

He also has to deal with delusional cuckz like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0nF4NLqCwA

Why does this guy put an entire stick of butter and half a cup of cream into just two scrambled eggs? Do Australians really eat their eggs with an entire stick of butter and half a cup of cream?

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>the episode where he goes to the vegetarian restaurant in paris
>he makes soup and a sanwich for lunch
>makes like 600 euro profit in one hour
>the restaurant owner says its too hard and becomes a prostitute

What is the single best episode of Kitchen Nightmares?

>>84851143
they probably cover it in Vegemite after it's done too

>>84851213
what episode?

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>>84851297
objectively ABC

>>84851376
>not the one where the restaurant owner steals $250,000 from his son to finance the place

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>>84850749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us1ikma-GoA

Thankfully I don't live in America but after seeing so many shit like this I don't think I'll ever want to visit a restaurant.

>>84851354
Piccolo Teatro

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>>84851376
>that scene where amy talks about het cats like they're children

>>84851297
It's impossible to top ABC

BUT this episode of full of wholesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNiKcDzeJew

>>84851428
>a show about the worst restaurants is representative of all restaurants
You are retarded.

THE FOOKIN BASS

ITS

FOOKING

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PERFECT

>>84851028
>gordon's reaction at 3:56
kek
fucking yanks

>>84851515
I'm not taking any chances.

>>84851530
NICE

>>84851582
Dude watch the full episode it is hilarious

>>84851028
>americans can't cook for shit
You realize the other country in question here is notorious for their shitty "cuisine" right? Bongistani food is garbage.

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>God! You-yes, you, c'mere
>Yes Chef
>What is this, explain yourself
>It's a woman, chef, it's my own creation
>All right then what the hell are these?
>Those are breasts chef, they're for--
>No, no, no I don't want to hear it--oh for chrissakes it's shouting at me and BLEEDING
>It's supposed to do that
>Fucking hell

I AIN'T NO BITCH CHEF!

>>84851028
This was the fucking cringiest hour of television I've ever seen.

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>>84850749
Hello! My name is NIINOOO~~~~!

>>84851596
Pick and choose your restaurants, dude. The places Gordon does for Kitchen Nightmares are really fucking bad, bad enough for the customers who probably have the palate of a dog to notice that the food is bad.

Just eat out at decent restaurants and try to order stuff that is typically not reheatable. I've been to one restaurant that Gordon should have been at. It was the one time I told the waitress the food was bad and if I could "have a burger instead please" because it's pretty hard to fuck up a burger.

The place ended up going out of business with a shitton of back taxes and a poor reputation. No surprise there.

Hotel Hell > Kitchen Nightmares

>>84850953
It's a TV personality

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>>84851428
I'm thankful you don't live here too, desu.

Come oooooon
>Chef, it's sashimi
I ate this, fuck me
>What's wrong with it chef
Just-have a taste, here, now tell me what's wrong
>I-I don't know chef...
It's fucking RAW
>Chef, it's supposed to-
YOU'RE IN DENIAL

>>84851028

kek

>ya prance around like some fucking idiot
>well that is probably true

The last minute of this is straight up kino

>>84851797
>the episode where an old vet and his Japanese waifu have to live in a converted closet with no windows while she makes awful sushi to cover the bills all because he got into a bad car accident and has never been the same since

I didn't expect such feels

>>84850953
>>84850953
Because Americans love "drama"

Reminder Gordon got punked by an American in his own restaurant on his own show and his restaurants in America are all failures. He's a bitch. And like every other bong bows to the great Americock. Stay 1776'd you queers, MURICA ROOLZ BONGLAND DROOLZ!

>>84851473
Just look at her, she has the crazy eyes.

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>What are we watching tonight? Beauty and the Beast?
>Actually, it's Frozen
>Fuck me

>>84851971
lmao

>>84851708
what did he mean by this

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>>84851811
>reddit

>>84852059
No one knows to this day, just that he keeps walking the earth.... shouting....

HELLO! MY NAME IS NINO!!

>>84851811
>that Reddit post may in fact not be trolling

G-Good lord. The absolute state of the West right now. The Founding Fathers wouldn't even be able to comprehend the cuckoldry.

>>84852141
|implying that isnt the Euro creed

>get the former head of deciding Michelin Stars to secret shop a restaurant
>he tells the chef to tone it down and simplify his dishes
>same message Gordon has been making the entire episode
>guy (who's dream is to get a Michelin Star) still doesn't listen and adds 14 flavours to every dish

Why are the French such cunts?

>>84851376
I would make crazy children with Amy

>>84852382
she looks like marylin manson

Has a man ever been blown out more by Gordan than Pierre here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoFSptzo_yk

>>84851664
>THE MILK IS FUCKING WARM

Why do people act like he wasnt angry in the original show

His most infamous blow up was in the Brit one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdxXZZ2x0dw

>>84852905
Act like a twat and Ramsay acts like a twat

Difference is that most people in the British show were just glad to have him there and wanted to get better. Rather than being antagonistic assholes who were awestruck by their serving area being repainted

Here is a clip about a kitchen chef robbing from his job

Guess what race he is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBeZApnLbCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL2zVw5W61s

>>84853118
good ol' buzzard

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>>84851708

>>84853118
what a coincidence

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>>84851297
La Galleria 33.
>owners are decent people who want to make their restaurant work, if a little wacky
>has Pat, the king of food kino
>owners clearly want Gordon's Michelin-star rated cock
>managed to make their restaurant a success with a lot of laughs along the way

>>84851708

Cancer.

>>84853365
You forgot
>were making Moonshine sorbet when he came back to visit
>said their plan was to give it to one of the chefs and see if he goes blind, then go from there

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>it's an "owners steal a quarter of a million dollars from their son" episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWxSbRZ0iSM

Some fucking people.

>>84852905
Oh shit, this was the habitual liar.

>>84853118
>confronted with evidence
>"i'm not gonna argue with you"
>just walks off
that's a bulletproof defense to be honest.

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

>>84853408
serious question, why does moonshine drive you blind?

>>84852433
What did this guy do to warrant Gordon going off on him like that?

>>84853625
meant for >>84853464

>>84853118
>guess what race he is

>>>/pol/

>>84853800
Shitty alcohol ends up with methanol alcohol, instead of ethanol. That destroys your retina.

Who does Ramsay hate more: the US, or France?

>>8485074
White, English, son of a bitch!

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>>84853365
>la Galleria 33
YES

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>CMERE YOU
YES CHEF
>FUCK OFF
THANK YOU CHEF

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>>84853557

>>84851866
>I didn't expect such feels
>not watching Kitchen Nightmare's Mama Maria
>not watching the ultimate feelkino

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>>84853480
>my son has a great deal of resentment towards me
>and I don't know why
I did not expect that, what the fuck

feel

Gordon is a true α male.

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Pat is the greatest person to appear on Kitchen Nightmares.

Prove me fuckin' wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElMKVisTBp8&ab_channel=KitchenNightmares

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>>84854501
>fired busboy pretends he's the general manager and host

Gordon Ramsay is a kino generator regardless of what show he's doing. He's always entertaining.

>>84851811
They have a lot more freedom of expression through film though, being very, very liberal with matters of sex. America will never have that.

>That water wet, yeah?
>Yes chef
>Fuckin hell

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>>84854501

That petit cutie of a waitress at 2:06.

Ive fallen in love.

>>84854825
Why are there so many qt waitresses in Kitchen Nightmares?

>>84850953

Sometimes these delusional owners and 'chefs' need a drill sergeant wake up call

>>84854845
Fuck if i know but i swear i fall in love almost every episode.

>this ice cream, is it fresh?
no its frozen
>oh fuck me

>>84854867
Because, compared to the UK, Americans are fucking idiots.

>>84850953
None of the bong restaurants and chiefs are as delusional as the US ones.
The ask for his held then get angry when their microwaved food is shit on.

>>84854793
>>84851664
>what is that
>a white woman chef
>soggy, bland, do you even season it
>no chef that's the way it's made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds&feature=youtu.be
>fuck me
>look at that, it's so leathery, why is it so leathery
>we let it sit in the sun for a few days
>WOT

>what is this?
>a black woman chef
>thank you my darling
>the presentation was a mess, everything was just plopped on top of me but my my my
>it's so tendah
>I thought it was going to be peppery but it's not
>my my my
>mmm

>>84854903
Meant for
>>84850953

>>84851424
To be honest that son was a fucking cucking who deserved it. I can't believe he forgave his dad and basically let it happen.

>>84853672
He was French

>>84851028

>well that is probably true

that delivery, lost my fucking shit

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>>84854958
I'm picking up on those quotes from the "times Gordon LIKED the food" video, coming in hot with the jungle fever

>>84855024
he always hits on black waitresses. Always

>>84855054
Lovely. Just lovely dear

>>84851028
What show is this from? Where can I watch the full episode of this?

>>84855087
Hotel Hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLNIvnxJqpI&ab_channel=OrmondAdam

>>84855155
Thanks mate, appreciate it

What was NINOS FUCKING PROBLEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ8dRorGtTw

>>84854724
who the fuck cares? if you want to see sex so bad go watch porn, I've never seen a single film where I say to myself, "you know this movie is great and all but what it really needs is some gay anal creampies"

>>84854724
Oh that's great, because I care so much about seeing boobs on TV. That's where the real priorities are.

>>84850953
He's angry because the people on the American show claim to be professional chefs and keep making basic mistakes.

Gordon is more of a health inspector desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N41_uJ8AnmI
Who was in the wrong here?

This stupid cunt that owns Cafe Hon.
She needed a pole up her twat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIaZkmQzJPo

>>84851354
>>84851462
>Piccolo Teatro

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23eqn9 -- be sure to switch to 480p

>>84853118
das jus wat ol buzzard do. he da buzzard man, he alwayz be buzzin roun an hav somin in hiz mouf

>>84851297
All double episodes are true Gordon-kinos.

>>84851971
Underrated.

>>84855874
How come half of these places haven't been shuttered by health inspection in the first place?

>>84851857
mmm, but I sometimes think Gordon tries to contrive drama. If the owner is even slightly belligerent he starts shrieking "YOU'RE IN DENIAL !!!"

>>84853672
he was arrogant as fuck, refused to believe there was anything wrong with his food, refused to adapt to a changed menu, fought with ramsay on absolutely everything. then on the relaunch night, he abandoned ramsays menu for the food critic because he was so certain he was right and ramsay was wrong. the guy was dead set on crashing his business with no survivors.

>>84850749
>HEY YOU GET OVER HERE!
>what's the problem chef?
>THEY'RE FUCKING FROZEN YOU DONKEY!
>I'll cook them longer next time chef

>>84856248
What episode?

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RIGHT

YOU
YOU
YOU

COME ERE

GET OUT

Is this the ultimate Ramsaykino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O8TU843cHE

>>84856282
secret garden, pretty sure its the first season. most chefs are pretty arrogant, but this guy was extra fucking special in that department. ramsay absolutely roasts him and he just is not fucking interested at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY

>>84851213
Did someone ever pay her to fuck a Ramsay look alike on tape where he tells her how raw her puss is?

>>84856584
>Um, excuse me, could I have 2 minutes of your time, please?
>How old is that vag? How long has it been sitting there?
>Look at it, look how slimy it is! Look at the color, for christs' sake!
>And it SMELLS! Come on, guys! You can't serve this to the customer!
>UN-believable... fuck me...

>>84856666
I would pay money for this

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was there a less deserving cause in the entire show than this fat fuck? fails his first resteraunt, gets his wife to get her daughter to fuck over her husband and gut her credit to open a new resteraunt to ruin. stands around his new resteraunt like a fucking mafioso, not giving a single fuck about the lack of customers or how the place is run. the kitchen is infested with bugs, all stored food is stale and rotten, not a single member in the kitchen knows how to cook or even speak fucking english. even the poor specialist they hire to bring in cant believe what she has to work with. they set fire to FUCKING NACHOS

the gormless look on that fat fucks face throughout the whole thing was a sure sign it was never gonna turn around

>>84856666
>>84856739
>TOUCH IT
>do you know how long it has to sit around to get fuzzy like that?

>>84850953

Because Americans love drama and arguments. If you watch the UK Masterchef, there's almost no music and little social interaction. If you watch the Australian Masterchef, all the contestants love each other and there's pop music playing all the time.

If watch US Masterchef, they're all conspiring against each other and being arrogant fuckers. The average interview is like, "Ayo, Taniqua is good, but I'M the king of this Mo'fucking kitchen."

>>84856909
>SMELL IT
>I'm smelling it, Chef...
>NO, DON'T TURN YOUR HEAD AWAY, FUCKING SMELL IT
>WHAT DOES THAT SMELL LIKE
>It smells like old fish, Chef...
>OLD FISH... OLD FISH! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME IT WAS CLEANED, YOU PILLOCK??
>I don't know, Chef...
>YOU DON'T KNOW? DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN IT SHOULD BE CLEANED?
>I... I don't know, Chef...
>HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW???? YOU, OVER THERE, HOW LONG SHOULD YOU CLEAN YOUR VAG, TELL HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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Goddammit why do I always open these threads just before I go to sleep
>oh nice a Gordon thread, might throw in a joke or two
>oh looks at that 3 minute clip, might as well watch
>jeez that owner is whack, oh hey another clip
>whatever happened to that restaurant/hotel?
>might as well watch the whole episode
EVERY time

>>84850953
Its edited to look that way. The american version adds sound effects and cutting to make it seem like he's more pissed

>>84857059
Gordon is honestly a magical performer, I am willing to bet he's awesome to work with on set even for the corny US shows. He's every television producer's dream come true

>>84853480
And all that money came from Grandpa, who was a big time Australian gangster. Always leaving out the finer details. AND daddy wrote a book about how awful he felt when grandpa neglected him, failing to see him doing the same thing to his own son.

>>84856190
It's not particularly hard to pass a health inspection. They notify you in writing when they're coming. You clean up well enough to pass and go back to doing whatever. And even if you still fail, you can pay to have the inspection redone. You must also remember a state or county health department has to hit not only every single licensed restaurant, but also hospitals, nursing homes, and other places people can sit down to eat and drink.

>>84856894
>yesterday

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>Was serving frozen food part of your plan!?

>>84856981
it's sad but true

>>84857498
>that's a lot of loyalty for an assistant chef

>perhaps he's wondering why a man would freeze food before microwaving it

>if I 86 this from the menu would it be painful?

>>84857577
>tell me about chef, why doesn't he season the steak?
>a lotta dough for a thin crust pizza
>perhaps he's wondering why a man would make pasta in-house, before putting it in the freezer

>>84851028
>3:56

lmao fuck, is this how british people see americans?

>>84857498
Gordon is the ultimate fridgemode, god damn

Me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy

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>mfw Gordy says the lobster is from Canada

How close do performers like Gordon get to their camera crews? Are they just disposable assets or do they form a real working relationship? I always wondered this.

>>84851428
Why do they keep ending these clips with the "NINOOOOOO" shit?

Are they aware of the meme?

>>84855634
If you don't support freedom of expression in all cases, you don't support it at all. You are doing the same shit these European cucks do.

>>84858044
They found its easier to make ending clips. It's why older ones have "the difference is, I can cook."

>>84857899
No idea but I assume that the crew is interchangable but he might be pals with the director who may talk to him beforehand

>>84853118
american

You guys know its an act right?

>>84851028
yanks are scum

>>84856981
this

>That episode where a father stole 250K from his son and later on said he hated it when his father forced him to do stuff
Jesus

>>84857027
>Lookit it! Just Lookit it!
>it's red and raw in the middle
>it's bleeding all over my plate!

>Watched an episode of US Kitchen Nightmares while visiting my parents
>It was a two parter of Mill Street Bistro
I've never been more entertained, Gordon almost killed a man.

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MY

>it's dry
>tastes frozen

Every single dish he tries

>>84859084
>Gordon tells the owner right to his face that he's going to somewhere else to eat lunch
fucking savage

>>84859084
Guy was definitely fucking his goat

>>84853365
I want to fuck Lisa and the waitress

>>84853365
I always think it's funny how obvious the waitresses are about how much they want to fuck Gordon.

>>84859148
You forgot
>it's so bland
>*mushy noises*

>>84859378
>tilts plate
>a gallon of grease pours off

>>84850749
>>84850749
hey faggot is this ice fresh? bugger it's frozen! christ almighty ya cunt!

>>84859084
>YOU WAKE UP

>>84859520
>NO YOU WAKE UP!

>>84859558
>NO YOU WAKE UP!

>>84859574
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>84851811
It's depressing because a lot of Europeans think like that.

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OK, what's the WORST episode of Kitchen Nightmares?

>>84859862
amy's bake shop.

>>84859614
SAVE ME FROM THE COOK THAT I'VE BECOME

>>84859862
In terms of frustration, take your pick of one of the black restaurants. Or the one in Baltimore where some bitch trademarks a local slang word.

>>84859979
>take your pick of one of the black restaurants.
The worst of these has got to be the one where the owner roped her mother into it, her boyfriend accuses Ramsay of planting a dead mouse, and all she can do is laugh.
https://youtu.be/nNiKcDzeJew

The Fish and Anchor is THE COMFIEST, most heartwarming episode ive ever seen, any other suggestions?

>>84860082
The camera crew 100% planted that mouse.

>>84851596
>>84851428
So, I'm guessing you're not going to eat any restaurants in the UK then if you're gonna base your opinion off a show singling out shitty restaurants

>>84856981
Yeah I don't get it. It's harder to find the UK editions streaming here, too.

>>84860217
They call in an exterminator every month so no they have a mouse problem

>>84860217
Why would they plant a mouse in a filthy restaurant that had a mouse problem?

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Find a flaw.

>>84860606
She's white... ew.

>>84860629
You disgusting racist.

>>84860666
You can't be racist against whites. Racism requires systematic oppression, and white "people" have always been the oppressors.

>>84860693
Except you are a male living in a patriarchy, so you have systematic power over that woman.

Oy so tendah

Also

BREAD PUDDING

YOU FRENCH PIG

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>>84851028
>>84851582

>>84858628
The mother was this dopey eyed lethargic cunt who made every situation three times worse. The chef quits because he can't stand her.
Feel sad for the son and his girlfriend who where legit victims of his retarded parents.

Does anyone know what episode Gordon calls a guy a spic? I saw someone posting about it and want to know if it's true or false.

>>84850749
WHERE
IS
THE
LAMB
SAUCE

>Gordon slams a countertop as the camera shakes

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>>84851028
>Talk to my hand

>>84856894
episode?

>>84854974
Funniest part was how obvious it was that the son's girlfriend was a massive drug addict, most likely meth. Just look at her body language.

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absolutely disgusting, just look at that
>spills drink on plate
awful soupy texture
>starts squishing food like playdoh
bland, slimy, jesus you dirty bastards...

One of the best episodes was in the UK. I think it was Norfolk, the Napleon?
Had this gormless kid who could not cook a single thing right trying to do exspensive pretensious shit for a bunch of northerners.
He couldn't even cook an omelette. Even I can cook an omelette. He serves Gordon a rotten scallop. He fucks up cooking for his own family and they don't have the heart to tell him. Gordon tries, so hard.

I was close. Bonapartes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO-o9LbEXz8

You've given up, havent you?

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>>84856584
>>84856666
>>84856739
>>84856909
>>84857027
>>84858686

>>84861589
quality journalism from the Telegraph

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>>84861653
Best of British

Who is the most deluded chef/owner (besides ABC) in the show's history?

>>84861540
very first episode too.

>>84861284
Fiesta Sunrise.

>>84859084
Just watched this.
>elk quesadilla

My favorite episode of all Ramsay's shows was the Hotel Hell, where he paid for the goofy looking kid to go to culinary school.
That was so touching.
"All I ask is for a loaf of bread when you open your bakery"
tears flow, heartstrings plucked.
"But I will fuck your ass like a $2 whore, cut your head off and turn it into a hood ornament, and use the rest of your body as a fuck toy until the flesh falls off the bone if you fuck this up!"

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>>84851028
oh my fuck

>>84853118
fucking niggers

>>84853118
>Guess what race he is
And what him being black has anything to do with the thread, /pol/tard? Fuck off back to your containment board.

>>84862484
Fuck off Buzzard

>>84860950
Kek, saved

>>84862484
t. Buzzard

post some american "cuisine"

I like how when I put a lot of time and preparation into a nice meal that I make, the smell of my farts becomes enjoyable. I catch myself feeling a fart coming and putting my hand down my pants so that I can catch it and. Ring it directly to my nose and inhale. You can smell all the ingredients.

>>84862484
HE A GUD BOI DINDU NUFFIN

>>84853365
This episode had the potential for a comedy spin off. Still my absolute favorite

>>84851424
I researched the episode (and by that I mean one article) and apparently the family may have been scamming the producers of this show with that so story to get airtime to shill the dad's book.