Don't EVER say marvel is for kids

>op browses twitter for clickbait to post it on 4chan making fun of capeshit
so sad

>>84846376

>Not realizing the last scene of Terminator 3 exists

I hate the media

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>>84846376
Fucking cringe.

Also, Cabin in the Woods?

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Complete bullshit. Pretty much every doom porn movie has more deaths

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That's not alderaan

Rhat's not even true for children's movies, Nü-Death Star kills billions in TFA

>>84846376
Didn't like half of New York get destroyed in one of those avengers movies?

Didn't Episode IV kill a whole fucking planet on screen? Fucking shills with their misinfo.

>>84846415
>Forgetting the entire planet explodes in Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
>>84846376
All off-screen, PG-13 style deaths without any blood or suffering.

Yeah, really violent movie.

I like that Guardians doesn't pull the "heroes don't kill" bullshit. Yondu's killing spree in the second one was kino.

>>84846547
Episode VII killed at least one inhabited planetary system on screen

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>>84846759
>mfw Fondu died in a nonsensical fashion because reasons
Gunn really needs a co-writer. I feel bad for the Editor of Guardians 2, I can't image he had much to work with trying to string that slideshow together.

Wouldn't mind a Ravagers prequel, or for Sean Gunn's character to take over Xanadu's place. Not looking forward to Stallone's "character", could barely understand a fucking word he said.

>>84846376
>in any film
>literally everybody dies at the end of Melancholia

>>84846547
>>84846415
>On-Screen

>>84846376
WROOOONGGGGGG

Star Wars 7 featured genocide in the trillions.

Even if we only talk about capeshit MoS (from the visionary director Zack Snyder) features the destruction of Krypton with probably millions of Kryptonians.

>>84846872
Yes, it was on screen. Whats your point?

>>84846872
>the nukes don't explode on-screen
>i must defend my wifes sons film
The absolute state of (You)

2012

>>84846376
>Man of Steel
DC wins every tiem.

I think shindler's list has the most deaths ever shown on screen.

>>84846376
> Superman and Lois make out in ashes
>SACRILEGE
>Star- Lord has a dance off in the same setting
HILLARIOUS!
Marvelfags will defend this

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>>84849061
That dance was critical in saving billions of more lives.

>>84849402
So was the kiss. A moral boost to Superman.

>>84846376
>83K on-screen fatalities

Saying they were "on-screen" is a far stretch.

>>84846376
In TFA that bullshit nu death star destroys like 7 planets no one had ever heard of before. That movie was just as bad as GotG so I don't care either way

>>84846376
What about all those planets the death star and it's spiritual successors blew up

Is there any movie where the entire universe is destroyed? There has to be at least one.

>>84846544
Half of New York was hit, but somehow all of that was evacuated, ;cause all we ever see of people is a few living knobs ducking behind vehicles and such. None of these movies ever have deaths.

>>84846376
death is for adoults meme....

>>84846544
According to another Avengers movie only like 50 people died :^)

Star wars features genocide, mass killings during combat, and total planetary destruction of billions of innocents, and yet its considered a kids movie

>>84846376
But they're fatalities of a fictional alien race. Who the fuck cares.

>>84846376

Yes, and all of these deaths have no significance behind them. The deaths are even played down by joking about killing people a few scenes later (rocket asking glen close whether it's ok to kill)

Marvel has a lot of on screen deaths but they never know how to make them important. That is my problem with the franchise in general since phase 2. Everything important is downplayed either by jokes or just forgotten

>>84846376
I think they just meant 'the most on-screen fatalities of any MARVEL film'

>>84846411
Thats instagram yo

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just what till Thanos gets his glove, snaps his fingers and half the universe dies

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>>84852982
lmao this is the best your gonna get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FBR4i7xFvk

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>Based Mel was totally right

>>84853155
holy shit super heros are so gay

T3 or Independence day LA has 3 million people alone.