They have menus in middle earth?

I suspect the taverns would have rudimentary menus for the patrons

He wouldn't say that if that wasn't the case, would he?

>>84846622
Do orcs have taverns? They aren't shown to have buildings or commerce.

THREE

Fuck I love that scene

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Did Gimli have a medical degree?

>>84847557
They believe in systems, similar to our belief in humors. Each system is related to a different emotion. By triggering the nervous system, the victim acts nervously (i.e. trembling).

>>84846074
What do orcs eat in lieu of meat?

>>84846666
Tolkien's wave off is that they have elaborated green lands east of Mordor. And tolkien-fags WILL defend this while dissing GRRM.

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>>84846666
Well they must live somewhere and they must eat somewhere.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orc_(Middle-earth)
>Ctrl+F "menu"
>1 result
>can't find it
peter jackson must have dug up some deep lore

>>84847721
Were-worms.

>>84847810
This is some /x/ shit, holy fuck.

>>84846074
What was Sauron's tax policy towards the Orcs?

>>84847721
Grubs.

>>84846074
They had golf. According to Tolkien.

>>84847849
>>84847896

You mean insect MEAT?

>>84847721
maggot-ee bred

STINKIN'

>>84846074
What was Mordor's tipping culture?

>>84848111

They don't tip.