>dissonant, distorted, unending buzzer noises

>things that begin with pork
>Porcupine

>I don't wanna host this show no more
what did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwAyvoGLu0

>>84833351
there's a sequel!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPipSocaUdw

BRRRRAAAAAAPPPP

>>84833410
these steve harvey videos are fucking kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1AU4dejFBs

>>84833410
>2:34

What the fuck is he doing

>>84833283
I am a evil white nazi but I love Steve Harvey.
What did I mean by that?

>>84833283
>STEVE, I'M A PIOUS CHRISTIAN WOMAN, BUT IMMA HAFTA SAY...

>>84833330
>PORKPENIS
>Stevo looks on in shock and facepalms for 10 minutes

>Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"
>Contestant: "The penis"
>Steve: "A WUH... HUH??"
>audience erupts into laughter
>Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself
>laughter gets even louder
>Steve: O lordy...
>one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard
>Steve: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP
>the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls
>the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself
Steve: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says...
>the board shows 100 for "penis"
>Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

>>84833949
The King in Yellow except it's Steve Harvey and someone says penis and all life comes to a close.

>>84833949
>Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look

I imagined just seeing this in the show then his face melting to he bone seconds before the entire broadcast just cuts

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Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous host
Of my accolades i cannot boast

Beata Maria
You know i try to steer the guests
to divulge answers that are best

Then tell me, Maria
Why i hear the buzzers then
When they give me answers that hurt the soul

I see them, i hear them
The vulgar answers for "Parts of men"
Is spiraling the show out of control

Family Feud
It's so crude
I cannot take much more
Contestants
Are so lewd
I have to kill a whore

It's not my fault
(Mea culpa)
I'm not to blame
It is the families
Whose answers put me to shame
(Mea maxima culpa)
It's not my fault
(Mea culpa)
If in God's plan
(Mea culpa)
He made the ratings so much
Stronger than a man
(Mea maxima culpa)

>>84834560
Gonna hafta to go with 'Penis', Steve!