>its a Truman develops recurring sleep paralysis episode

>>84828320
>its a Truman weeps for an hour alone in his car during his lunch break episode.

> Truman kills a man but then starts seeing the actors twin brother all over town.

Is that the tardis?

>it's a Truman rapes another actress episode

>>84828320
>it's aTruman spends the whole day doing nothing in his house episode.

>>84828320
>It's a Truman's car doesn't start so he has to walk to work and he has to spend the whole day waiting for his boss to give him the rundown for the business closure which may be pushed forward early robbing him of two months pay and he's already thinking about stopping off at the liquor store on the walk home episode

>>84828320
Would this show actually be popular? I would think most of it would be pretty damn boring. Wow there's Truman sleeping for 8 hours again.

>>84828320
>it's a Truman smells and caresses the feet of some girl passed out at a party when the room is empty only for that same girl to go on to become his friend's pregnant wife in the future episode

>>84828320
>It's a Truman wonders if anyone has thought about his cock today episode.

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>>84828471
nothing but these episodes for 4 years now, who is writing this shit

>>84828497
It's the kind of thing I'd have on in the background

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>it's a Truman lives in an empty suburb but every time he pulls out, drives somewhere or parks there are a bunch of pedestrians and cars in his way episode

>Truman's face when he realizes they couldn't even pay a woman to love him

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>>84828497
Could only work if there are thousands of Truman's (Truman city) and the director's job is to find the most entertaining episodes of the day (or the viewer can choose what he wants to see today, for example Trumen dieing, Trumen doing nothing, Trumen doing crime, choose from an interactive menu on the subscription site)

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>>84828497
The current day is a lot more conducive to the concept than the 90s.

>>84828320
>Its a Truman naps during the day and can't sleep at night episode

>it's a Truman's last friend ghosts him episode

>its a Truman develops a fascination for freezing his own fecal matter into a condom episode

>>84828320
>it's a Truman can't tell anyone that he dropped university because for a whole year he larped that he is actually really happy with his choice

>>84828497
It's an advertiser's wet dream

Literally free money from 24/7 product placement

>>84828320
>it's a Truman likes Bob's Burgers episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxj7F99TuvI&feature=youtu.be

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>>84828497
The '''real''' world in this scenario would be a dystopian shithole of such proportion you couldn't even begin to understand. Let's just say the non-truman population is experiencing literal hell on earth 20/24 hours out of the day....

As you can imagine, such a population is developing strange leisure time activities and tastes: one such trend is to watch a 'Truman is doing nothing all day' episode (in fact those are the most requested) set in an artificial 2000-2020 time period ('Truman city 2000')
It turns out the millenial neet bux Truman version is patrician kino, in our post-demonic invasion hell on earth reality

> Truman goes out of his way to save all this friends from prison but one can't keep his mouth shut so he has to set up his friend and kill him in the woods after he begs for his life.

>it's a Truman has no motivation or energy to do anything so he spends the day doing nothing, hating every second of it episode

>>84828320

>it's a truman fixes his sleep paralysis with weed episode

>>84829103
patrician episode
>>84829074

>it's a Truman comes home from work to pace around and talk to himself, occasionally masturbating before going to bed episode
these writers ran out of ideas pretty fast

>>84829292
>It's a Truman makes weird nervous tic dinosaur noise, then spends the next five minutes paranoid that someone heard him scene
Getting tired of these

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>>84828320
>its a Truman realises he is in an inferior unlicensed Philip K. Dick adaptation episode.

>>84829083
w-what. I dont remember seeing this episode

>>84828972
>It's a the only visible sponsors are Wild Turkey, Kleenex and Dominos Pizza episode

>its a Truman meets girls on Omegle to jerk off to which are the closest encounters he's ever had to sex episode

>>84829450
>It's a Truman goes on Omegle using the "tumblr" tag because he thinks he'll get more girls that way, but ends up jerking off with the camera covered to a stream of sad numales episode

>It's a Truman still jacks off to the 11 year old memory of when he almost hooked up with his oneitis because his sexual exploits are so few and that's the closest he ever came to being with someone he genuinely desired

>>84829752
>It's a Truman steals his older sister's panties and jerks off while smelling them episode.

>>84828497
Only if they actually didn't censor out the sex. Put it on as background noise, then rush to check it out soon as some action is going down. Porn is nice, but stuff that's live and doesn't have the "doing it for the camera" vibe makes this kind way better.

>its a Truman gets suicidal because he got D's in highschool by not showing up because he was bullied, and now everyone expects him to not be NEET and go to a good college

>>84828320
do you smoke a lot of pot?

>>84828320
>It's a Truman finally gives up on humanity and feels great relief reveling in how horribly we treat one another episode

>>84830193

pot got rid of it for me

>>84829392
>Truman is a PKD novel
Is it any good?

>>84829550
>It's a Truman gets banned so he checks out the unmoderated section but gets sick of seeing nothing but dick episode

>>84828320
Its a Truman celebrates his birthday by watching British sit coms and eating ice cream alone. Truman is surely going to end up hanging himself.

>>84828320
>It's a Truman picks at his ass hairs episode

> it's a truman takes an edible and writes the great american novel outside in the yard until he notices there are spiders everywhere episode

>it's a "truman subconsciously slowly causes everyone he lives with to become sick, broke, and mentally unwell"
truman could have succeeded with a little more structure, but alcohol and social isolation have caused him to revert to some kind of animalistic state in which he is only capable of staring at a box that provides him with irregular dopamine fixes and degenerate pseudo-erotica

>>84830888
Its really good, his best from that period at least.

>>84831822
i've marathoned that episode before

>that truman gets out of highschool and becomes a neet episode
that's when the show got patrician

>it's a Truman wakes up from a night of getting blackout drunk and there's rice all over the carpet that the vacuum won't pick up so he has to pick up each individual piece by hand while extremely hungover episode

>>84828497
no. even shit like big brother has to be cut up to be mildly interesting

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>>84828320
>it's a truman didn't get the job during the final interview for a job that had a 10 month long application process
Getting real fucking tired of this season.

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>>84828497
If they get the right person

>it's a Truman drops out college to open his own fried chicken joint episode
Way too relatable

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>>84835438
>opening a restaurant
Incredibly risky, but I appreciate your moxie.

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>it's a Truman drinks until he falls asleep then has 3 shots of vodka for breakfast episode

>It's a Truman has been single for so long he convinces himself he's better off alone episode

>It's a Truman takes a girl who may or may not have liked him to prom but never did anything like an idiot and still regrets it a fuck ton of years later episode

>>84835438
Good luck, guy.

>>84835850
stop, it hurts

>It's a Truman realizes all of his dreams are for naught episode

>It's a Truman realizes he's out of things to fap to episode

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>it's a Truman sorts through his fap picture folders and makes new folders divided by which Pokemon characters they feature and whether giantess is involved episode

>It's a Truman finally kills himself finale
Are they gonna carry on with a new character, or reboot the franchise?

It's a Truman bingewatches TNG on Netflix and cries during Tasha's eulogy Episode

>It's a Truman gets drunk at a party then walks through the seedy part of town to go home and gets invited into one of the row houses by some white and black trash and ends up smoking crack with them then watching them rob and beat a guy then kill him and start chopping up his body before Truman can jump through a window when they are loading that guy up and Truman runs all the way home and hides thinking they are going to come kill him and still has constant nightmares about it even though they arrested the guys episode

It was amazing they shot it in a single take too.

>it's a Truman practices his seemless lefthand to righthand fap transition move on the way to ejaculate in the sink episode

>>84836414
>it's a Truman does his annual no bathroom break marathon of the entire Star Trek franchise and responds to the characters out loud with /tv/ memes episode

>it's a Truman is actually very successful in life but is still lonely episode

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>it's a Truman spends all day reading Yuri and eating pizza episode

>>84828522

>kek'd

have a (you)

>it's a Truman goes through another action figure phase and spends 500 dollars on shit that will go into a forgotten box in the closet in a two weeks

>>84828320
>it's a Truman falls in love for the first time in his life only to have the individual move away for work one week later

Not sure if Truman can hold on for much longer, boys

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>It's a Truman fingers his asshole while fantasizing he's a nasty cock slut episode

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>>84828522

>it's a Truman blogs on /tv/ episode

>it's a Truman finally believes he's going to start dating the perfect girl but he gets his heart broken episode

>>84831822
>it's a Truman shaves his ass hair episode
>it's a Truman now has to deal with shave bumps in and around his asshole and crack area episode

>>84828497
Yeah it would. People make blogs on YouTube about their boring lives and people eat it up. Truman show would be the biggest thing ever.

>it's a Truman votes for Trump episode

>It's a Truman becomes a hermit then starts talking to himself in Simpson impressions and goes slowly insane episode

>>84839510
the Truman teenage years were abit cringe, I agree.

>it's a Truman fucks his pillow episode

>It's a Truman listens to several alt-right podcasts and Joe Rogen for days on end and considers himself a proud citizen of Kekistan

>It's a Truman makes a makeshift fleshlight out of a few sponges and a latex glove in a cup episode

>it's a Truman jerks off and cums but he's still sexually frustrated episode

>>84828497
If it was aired uncensored with a city full of people with a highly advanced camera system that tracks individuals who you can choose to watch streams of then yeah it would. This anon >>84828702 has the right idea. Whoever controlled the city would just have to create "organic" means of dissuading people from ever venturing too far away or near the perimeter of the area. The weather controlled dome idea wouldn't work with current tech so they'd need a huge plot of land in the middle of nowhere in Canada or something. It could also be structured so that the city itself produces real world value covering a lot of the concurrent cost.

>It's a truman starts hearing voices due to having no real friends and they are all practicing their lines.

>>84839882

The creepiest part of the show would certainly be when Truman was a kid... I mean, all these people watching this kid all day? Fucking weird dude.

>it's a truman refuses to let go of her even though it's making him miserable because he has convinced himself that the pain he feels is better and more human than feeling nothing episode

>>84840074
I forgot about that. Censoring the kids would be the only way then because I don't see letting creeps stalk them panning out well for anybody.