Post capekino I'll start

>>84820346
kino?
i think you spelled DC wrong

>>84820346
Is it reverse day?

>>84820391
What's that supposed to imply?
>>84820405
No you tasteless faggot

>>84820442
its to imply that DC is equal to kino
no smug marvel shit dcbro

>>84820442
So it is reverse day? That's the only explanation i find. Either that or you have objectively shit taste

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Suck it, Marvelcucks.

>>84820495
good post then lad
>>84820522
Marvelcuck please go

>>84820533
>making "academy award winning" about 4 times bigger than the title of the movie itself

That's how you know WB has no confidence in its DC movies.

>>84820346
>story
Pretty fucking stupid and pointless overall.

>plot
A complete mess. Pacing?What's that? Jumping around every 5 minutes for the first half an hour. Editing is completely shot. We go from one area to the next with little to no transition at times. Theatrical is filled with plot holes.

>characters
Superman's motives don't matter, Lex forces him to fight Batman. Batman's motives don't matter, Superman's mother shares his mother's name. No arcs for any characters.
>B-batman had an arc!
Did he? He killed thugs right after the martha twist, so that wasn't it. You could say he had an arc at the very end of the movie, but offscreen doesn't count.

Lex is probably one of the worst acted characters in a blockbuster this entire year.

>cinematography
Would be decent if Snyder didn't shove Jesus imagery down your throat every 5 seconds.

>score
Decent. Nothing memorable or great. Wonder Woman's theme is cheesy.

>action
Decent. Actual fight vs. the two heroes is pretty dull and short for the hour+ build up. Very underwhelming. Warehouse scene is the best fight without question. It was great. Everything with Doomsday was worse than. Attack of the Clones.

Overall this movie is pretty bad and I'd recommend just watching all the action scenes then moving on.

>>84821052
2deep4u pleb

>>84821123
This is every DCcuck ever. When presented with a valid argument, he responds In memes. Pitiful.

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Steppenwolf toy revealed...he looks like Donald Trump.

What did Zack mean by this?

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>>84820346
Spiderman homecoming

>>84822767
>Yes, yes, well done, Wonder Woman. Well done, Wonder Woman!
>HOWEVER

>>84821052
>posts story and plot as two separate points
>doesn't understand arcs at all
>WW theme is cheesy
Jesus Christ dude do the film medium a favor and jump off a roof, your taste is shut

>>84820346
Man of Steel was better

Lex is garbage.
The "Batman's dream vision" sequence is still unnecessary.
The JLA setup scenes are still jarringly inserted in.
Wonder Woman still has zero development and is just pasted in to set her up for other movies.

Generally speaking the whole approach is flawed.
In MCU most, if not all, superheroes were previously established by the time Avengers rolled out. Even the primary villain in the movie, Loki, was previously established.

In BvS Superman had a previous movie where he was a reluctant autist and it was a first showing for Batman, Wonder Woman, Lex and all the other cameos.
And considering how uncharismatic Superman is the whole thing ends up just being weird.
It's like they're trying to do a serious movie but the elements just don't add up.
Also an additional problem is that Snyder is still in his Watchmen mode of directing where the only mood anyone has is "depressed".
The yet another DBZ final segment with the entire landscape being reduced to rubble is yet another poor choice

Oh yes, let's not forget that in his first DCU showing Batman is already in his DKR mode, Superman in his second movie is already in his Death of Superman mode and the JLA doesn't even exist.
The entire thing is just poor choices stacked into an unsound whole.

>>84823396
no one cares you nerd
>m-muh characters aren't exactly like in muh comics

>>84823640
That literally had nothing to do with what he said

This is what it's like to discuss anything with a DCfag, they communicate in memes and argue points that aren't even being made

I love those threads
I would start them myself if could make my mind over the starting phrase

"Why was this bad again?"

"Just watched it and it is quite good"

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Before the release of BvS
>It will be the Dawn of Capekino.
>Marvel is going to get BTFO.
>"It will be a philosophical political drama that explores mankind's need for hope and the dangers of absolute power".
>Zack Snyder will deliver... In Zack Snyder we trust.
>People loved it, received a standing ovation.
>It's being called the next Dark Knight
>Literally EVERYONE loved it!

After the release of BvS
>Critics don't matter, they're paid off by marvel and/or just have a skewed view since they're so used to Marvel movies they can't appreciate true CAPEKINO!
>Just look at the user score, fans obviously love the movie.
>Citizen Kane and 2001 also had mixed reviews when they came out!
>Its deeper and smarter than people think, too much for Marvel fans.

After 1 week of the release of BvS
>Reviews don't matter, fans love it and it will still beat out Avengers.
>It will still beat out Ironman 3.
>Its going to break a billion.
>I-its making more than Ant-Man and Captain America, g-guys.
>Avatar had a slow build up too!
>People just don't understand the genius of this film.
>It came out on Easter Weekend, g-guys that's why there's an 81% drop off in Box Office numbers. It doesn't mean anything!
>Suicide Squad will turn things around, g-guys I p-promise!
>It takes multiple viewings to really get the underlying theme and symbolism of this """"""""film"""""""
>It broke even guys, don't believe otherwise even when presented with multiple sources
>In time people will come to appreciate the true genious of this movie.
>*Insert 9 Post Copypasta describing how deep BvS really is*
>If you don't like how Superman and/or Batman are portrayed, you're playing in to what Snyder tried to do all along.
...

This was the natural progression of the DC Fan. Its actually quite fascinating the denial that they suffer. At this point I honestly think people are just memeing for (you)s.

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>>84820632
Let's see those Marlel teen choice awards!

>>>/co/cksucking

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>>84824245

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>>84824298
Just like when looking for MCU Academy Awards!

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I love seeing these Marlel brainlets "criticize" the movie by listing all the ways they didn't understand it. It's like hearing a deaf kid try to sing the national anthem.

>>84823396
This isn't a JL movie though. Why compare it to Avengers? This movie is much more in line with Civil War, which introduced new main cast with virtually zero set up and threw them straight with the already setup cast. If you have a problem with Batman in this, you should complain about Spiderman and Black Panther as well. You want some establishment for the cast made prior to the Avengers equivalent? Well, that's this movie. You guys keep saying "I need muh first interactions b4 the big team up", and for some reason you thought this wasn't exactly that. It's fucking called "Dawn of Justice". As in the beginning of the fucking Justice League.

>>84824435
are you implying Oscars mean anything

let alone the make up Oscar...

>>84824467
Shitty email videos isn't the same as showing Black Panther's Dad being killed, thus setting up his character.

and people already know Spider-Man.

Wonder Woman had literally no reason to be in this movie, Black Panther did.

Without him Bucky would have nowhere to hide.

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>>84823829

Still waiting for someone to post capekino.

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>>84824594

>>84824594
so read the thread you fucking bellend
>>84823937

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>>84824462
I love this image. Too bad MCUcks don't have the education necessary to understand it.

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>>84820346
Black Panther for the win

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>>84820346
>>84820533
>>84823829
>>84824629

Tell me what you think of pic related.

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>>84825639
>Tell me what you think of pic related.

Uh..you're such a retard you can't even spell a four-letter name like "Zack" correctly?

Also, you think a single, solitary, positive reply is grounds for immortalizing the moment with a screencap?

>>84821052
>offscreen doesn't count.
>t. Plebbest of plebs

Do you even have object permanence yet, babby?

>>84823937
This really is. It blows my mind how it's a better Fantastic Four movie than literally every Fantastic Four movie.

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>>84825839
>thinks that pointing out misspellings is a valid counterargument

>>84826201
But zack did not write any of those movies.
Is Wonder Woman when he BTFOs all the critics and marlels with his WW1 story?

>>84820346
Cape what?

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This one is my favorite, and it's clearly the best, even if this is a controversial choice

>>84820346
I love how threads like these. It's the perfect confluence of stereotypical nerdy bullshit, it's the average /v/ poster, relatively new to the site, who goes to all the big boards on the site and shits them all up equally with his narrow knowledge and experience with various artistic mediums. He knows mainstream video games, he knows mainstream anime, he knows mainstream cartoons (especially those from the 90s and early 00s), and he knows only the biggest comic book characters. And he feels marginalized by society because of how much of a shut in he is, so he'll have the most shallow /pol/ opinions and tastes. He'll prattle on endlessly about cucks and interracial porn, but he isn't informed or even cares about international political issues and happenings. It's just a slight veneer of racism and misogyny and the rejection of anything that could be considered "degenerate."

And the cross poster signals all of this to his other cross posters with the word "kino." It's like those hobo chalk signs. You slap it on a thread so other cross posters know it's safe to come out of the woodwork.

It's like a sociological study seeing these threads.

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>>84823396
>Lex is garbage.
stopped reading right there and then. easy to spot a pleb when you see one

Jesse should have gotten an Oscar for Luthor performance. fuck the haters

>>84823396
>This is some ridiculous reasoning that doesn't add up. It's like reading the post of a retarded person.

>>84821052
>Superman's motives don't matter, Lex forces him to fight Batman.
You do realize Superman's motives still mattered in that fight right? It was up to him to put his money where his mouth was and not kill Batman, which is just what he did.
Lex rewarded Batman for his ideology until Superman shattered that by reminding Batman that people aren't just walking figureheads.

>>84826659
my nig

>>84828545
>>84828545
this list is missing watchmen and unbreakable in godtier

>>84826201
>dude DC movies are made by 15 year-old edgy nerds lmao
>wow how far you criticize the spelling of my nuanced deconstructive analysis of these superhero movies

>>84828545
Normie tier rankings list