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Germans Are Loving the 'Baywatch' Movie 2017-07-10 07:29:05 Post No. 84818650
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Germans Are Loving the 'Baywatch' Movie 2017-07-10 07:29:05 Post No. 84818650
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>The R-rated comedy, which flopped in North America, has earned more in Germany than any other foreign market.
It's no wonder why Dwayne Johnson has personally thanked German moviegoers via Instagram.
>Baywatch, Johnson's summer comedy, is riding a tidal wave of popularity in Germany, earning a huge $16 million to date, one of the best showings ever for an R-rated Hollywood comedy. And it's by far the best showing of any foreign market (the next closest is the U.K. with north of $12 million).
>Overall, Paramount's film adaptation of the classic bikini-and-surf TV show swam past the $100 million mark at the international box office over the weekend even while getting dunked stateside with $57.6 million to date.
>The secret to the movie's success at the German box office? The television show Baywatch was incredibly popular, while TV series star David Hasselhoff — who makes a brief appearance in the movie — is also a brand name there because of his singing career.
>In Germany, Baywatch ranks among the top 10 grossing films of 2017 so far, handily out-grossing the likes of Transformers: The Last Knight ($12.3 million), Wonder Woman ($7.9 million) and The Mummy ($7.5 million). The only two summer tentpoles that have done more business are Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 with roughly $30 million and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales with north of $28 million.
Why do Krauts have such shit taste in film?
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>>84818650
>Mexico
Mexicans have Cinema? :O
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We just wanted to see The Hoff
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RAUNCHY BRUHH
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>>84818650
Is he ok?
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>>84818650
>Krauts
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>>84818722
That's exactly what it was. They were just looking for their greatest singer next to Heino.
Oh snap!! I smell a #litty general coming on!!! Oh wait. Sorry. That's just piss....
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LITTY
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>>84818712
is called Cine
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>>84818650
>movie that makes you piss with laughter
>Germans love it
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>not liking The Rock
reddit thread
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Absolutely litty.
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>piss fetishist nation is loving baywatch
you couldn't make it up
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#RAUNCHY
#LITTY
#PISSPANTSFUNNY
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closing in on 160m
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>>84818650
I've met so many Germans and still I have no idea what they find funny.
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>>84818650
>Germany loves eating and watching shit
more news at 11
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>>84818650
Was it all the promise of pissing that sold the Germans on it?
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>>84819116
>closing in on 3x the budget gross
bonna fidel box office success
never doubt the rock johnson
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>>84818650
Netflix killed American Cinema.
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I want the rock to fuck me hard
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>>84818650
>pants pissed
>Germany goes to the movies in droves
Yup
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>>84819199
ironic cuck pornography
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>>84819116
Tbh if it does decently on streaming for the next 10 years and Rocky got a nice revenue sharing deal, he might well make steady money from this steaming shit.
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Cant WAIT to SEE THAT LIL PISS KINO BAYWATCH 2! Me and MY FREINDS have been drinking BLESSED WATER in preparation for the PISS BATH thats is BAYWATTCH 2 (Rated R 2019) I do TWENTY PUSHUPS AND drink 1 JUG OF MILK and 2 JUGS OF WATER to start the day and I WILL NOT PISS UNTIL 2019. My OATH is sealed. And I WILL NOY PISS UNTIL 2019. This ones for my bruthas! Haha cant wait to see this baywatch 2 and gonna watch a lil Baywatch 1 on my alienware laptop right now!!
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Every one knew it would be a hit in Germany
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Why does /tv/ hate Germans
We own you
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>>84818712
>your nationality """education"""
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I think I'd fucking kill myself if my comedy was only popular in Germany, the place known for not getting humour.
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crazy sauce lol
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>>84818650
im a kraut and dont ask me why, baywatch is utter shit
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>>84818650
DAS LITTE
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>>84818650
Germans are turned on by piss
Baywatch is a raunchy comedy that makes the audience piss from laughter
Do the math
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>>84820041
humor level: german
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>>84818650
Germans have no sense of humor. That's why they like Baywatch.
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This thread is pure 100% unfiltered IRONY
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>german
>"comedy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P8ILFWlBzA
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>>84818650
>Love U back Germany And Mexico And France And everywhere else I'm not mentioning because I have to go back to working out and a brother can't lose a his pump
FUTURE PRESIDENT
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>>84821104
That was mildly funny actually.
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>>84818650
>lil´ R-rated raunchy comedy
>lil´ beach raunch romp
God someones gotta stop him
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>>84819199
Their cinema experience is vastly shit compared to ours. Everything they watch is dubbed. They don't believe in subtitles.
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>>84821165
Trump v Rock. dwayne doesnt stand a chance lol
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In other hand this is the biggest box office hit in Germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RflLJPlq7SM
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>>84818650
>Why do Krauts have such shit taste in film?
It's all the new Germans.
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>>84818650
CRAZY SAUCE
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>>84818650
>For years foreigners mock American movies
>The objectively worse thing to ever happen to American film making is executives beginning to cater to foreigners
Really make you think.
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>>84818712
>European education
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LIL'
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RAUNCH
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ROMP
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>>84818819
Those girls sure love Germany must be a nice country.
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>>84818650
it's all because of the Hoff right?
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>>84818650
I actually saw it because of the Hoff rather than the Rock.
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>>84819199
Because you are probably a retarded amerifat, that's why
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>>84818650
stop saying raunchy dwayne
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Give me one reason why Baywatch is actually bad
You cant
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>>84823629
Dwayne....... fuck off
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>>84818650
can't scoff the Hoff
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JUST RAUNCH IT UP
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>>84819116
So maybe sequal?
We meed more DDaDDario
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>>84821869
>spic education
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>>84821869
>mexican intellectuals
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>>84818650
wow,germany is worse than the asian market.damn.
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>>84818722
Does he make a cameo in the film?
He surely must.
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>>84818650
>post literally reads like a shitposting pasta. no way it's real
>check his instagram
>it's fucking real
LIL'
RAUNCHY
COMEDY
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>>84820041
Four people already made that joke in this thread faggot
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>>84825263
>he reads the thread before replying to the op
what a gay cuck.
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>>84821391
Mildly in a "not really funny, no jokes, just a wacky description of history" way
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>that caption
I honestly thought you altered the image as a joke. I checked and it's real. Holy fuck
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>>84819546
Beat me to it.
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>>84819116
not bad for a lil raunchy R-rated comedy
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>>84822311
>>84822328
>>84823897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7jEA3frY4
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>>84818650
Honestly why is Germany so shit
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>germans love shit
color me surprised
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>>84818650
Syrians love them raunchy comedies
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LITTY til you PISSY
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>>84819441
Kek
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