What's the best gearkino moment?

grand tour

>>84818090
The India special

Entirety of season 23

North Pole
Boat/car challenge
The one in the Amazon where May slips getting onto a boat thing
The Oliver car episode, Africa?

Every cheap car challenge

when that log smashed the back window

>>84818246
Which cheap car challenge was best though?

>>84818090
Vietnam special.

>>84818190
Only good answer. Also, Vietnam.

Also, James May travel show when? He's a natural Michael Palin.

>>84818289
Who cares, you're supposed to watch all of them

The one where Richard Hammond crashes and dies.

>>84818426
I could watch may just doing stuff all day

>>84818090
>Head of Marketing for Citroen: C. Peugeot
>What, so his email address is [email protected] ?
>What would be even better is if there were lots of C. Peugeots already, so he had to be c.peugeot405

Made me laugh.

>>84818170
>kino is now a reddit term
k

Will the next grand tour series be less Americanised?

>>84818610
Everything is apparently reddit

>>84818817
>reddit spacing
spotted the redditor

>>84819070
>Reddit punctuation

>>84818308
Exactly

>>84819539
>Reddit greentexting

>>84819878
>Reddit posting

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too many to count

>>84821184
May is dadcore

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OFFICIAL TOP GEAR SPECIAL POWER LEVEL RANKING

Vietnam > Burma > Botswana > Bolivia > Polar > Africa >USA > Middle East > Patagonia >>>>>>>> Hullo, dis is Pahjeet with Customer Service, how may I help you?

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>mfw when Jeremy was going around the map of the world
>That's coffee, that's all drugs, nothing but disease there, that's ladyboys, radiation fallout, friendly fire, communism

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https://youtu.be/QQh56geU0X8

So did Richard Hammond die or what? Is he quadraspazzed now?

>>84822673
He'll be fine

>no mention of the police cars they made
>with the custom sirens
>that "crime scene clearance"
>clarksons boducea wheel spikes
>Ronnie Stigs

this and the one where they made home made camper vans and clarksons was 3 stories tall were the only reason to pay britbong TV tax back in the day.

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>>84818090
Bolivia special
Vietnam special
building the electric car
pretty much all cheap car challenges
history of peugeot
the recent one where they drive in Australia
Burma special

If I could forget everything about one show and rewatch it all over again it would be TG, no doubt

Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL-m5Nocb-g

>>84818122
Don't be a cock.

This >>84818190

bolivia special is definitely my favourite

The one where they had to make motor homes. Or when Clarkson tried to bring his amphibious car in to dock for the fist time. Or the Hilux challenge, Shit too many to name really this show was damn good in its prime.

>>84823107
Have to agree with that. It's the last of the ones that feels genuine. The later specials, with the exception of the end of the Patagonia one all feel quite forced.
I know they are all staged for the most part, but they got worse at that as the show went on.

>>84823002
What episode is pic from?

Why was this show so popular?

>>84818090
How is the grand tour in comparison? Haven't watched much of it despite watching top gear in its entirety pretty much.

>>84823538
Not good. Script city.

>>84823538
The films are good, but somehow they managed to make all the studio parts feel extremely forced and boring. The Namibia special was awesome.

>>84823766
>The Namibia special was awesome.
Is that the dune buggy one? If so then it really fucking wasn't. It was so obviously scripted throughout that I couldn't enjoy it at all.

>Oh lol we got lost
>Even though we clearly didn't

"Change gear, change gear, murder a prostitute, change gear, murder".

>>84823223
>The one where they had to make motor homes
Bloody brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsmqyLFySJQ

>>84823843
I'm very sad to hear that

>>84823002
You forgot the African special too. Botswana I think

>>84823538
A huge dissapointment really. You can see the grubby american fingers in almost every piece of script.
BBC Top Gear was scripted no doubts about it but Grand Tour took it to another level.

Their first special was a massive failure too.

>>84824138
>Their first special was a massive failure too.
Which one?

>>84824138
This. It amazes me that nobody seems to understand that when the show isn't believable it isn't funny.

what are the only grand tour episodes worth watching

>>84824273
The dune buggy one.

>>84824291
It's clear that Amazon targets primarily american audiences. They probably think not adding laugh tracks everytime they make a shitty joke is a brave enough move.

>>84824311
The mini documentary about le mans by James May. Otherwise nothing.

>>84824351
They had American audiences the way it used to be though.

The entire series was India special.

>>84818610
>now reddit
>term come to signify garbage normie movies' circlejerks
It always was, dumbass

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>>84823878
>The washers aren't part of dinner, I've just bought those because I like them
Fucking hell, Jame May is dadcore

>>84823538
The actual video reviews of cars and other events are decent. The one special they had was obviously scripted but had some decent banter between the lads. Everything in the studio is trash, and so forced it hurts. I know it was always a bit forced before but it just feels so much worse in this. Their replacement for The Stig, The American, is just lame. The one major change I like is that they completely dropped the celebrity interview portion to make room for stuff that's actually entertaining. If they could do the same for other weak parts, like The American, and improve the writing for their news segment and other studio stuff, then it will be back to prime Top Gear status in short order.

Overall, it's not up to Top Gear's best but still worth a watch. It's obvious they're still finding their footing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9gFT1mEfZ8

James May is forever /ourguy/

>>84821590
This is acceptable. Botswana should be higher than Burma and Africa higher than Bolivia but otherwise p. good.

>>84824461
*Africa and Polar higher than Bolivia

>>84824436
>It's obvious they're still finding their footing.

It just amazes me that they need to find their footing when they had the most popular show ever before it.

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>>84824426
>Slices of spam and crushed quavers for dinner
I can't fucking breathe

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>>84824449

>>84824502
All 3 hosts still have great charisma and some good ideas, but I'm guessing Amazon brings it's own obstacles to the table. Maybe more freedom in certain things, but less in others.

Someone explain why Argentina special is so weird. Why did the locals just attack them? Do they hate cars there?

Childhood is idolising Hammond
Adolescence is idolising Clarkson
Adulthood is realising May makes the most sense

Iraq

>>84824579
Muh falklands

ambulance challenge

Limo challenge was my favorite.

>>84818532
GOOD NEWS!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b076nwjz
That's literally a programme.

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>>84824885
>programme

this is an american board speak american

>>84824885
Reassembler is true kino.

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>>84824921
>this is an american board
No, this is a Chinese basket-weaving forum

>>84822643
I really like LeBlanc though. If he didn't look exhausted all the time I'd take him over Clarkson (with Clarkson moved to being a producer).

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>>84824921
No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73JLfN92UD0
>you built a car that can only do 10?
>well...yeah

>>84818433
Thanks for entering the thread faggot

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>>84825753
>I'm not gonna indicate, that seems to slow it down

>>84823031
It's always nice when the title of the video spoils the punchline.

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>>84825753
>the fake subtitles
No more, please, no fucking more. My sides can't handle any more.

>>84823766
Is that the one May threw a dildo right in Clarksons face?

>>84818817
t. reddit

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>>84825753
>pressing the Retard button calls Hammond
It hurts, it hurts so much

The Stig could be a bit cringe-inducing at times, but that yank cunt they used in Grand Tour is a fucking embarrassment.

>>84827049
Stig didn't talk, so he was as faceless as you could possibly make him for timed laps ranking.

>>84827306
The persona itself got dangerously close to jumping the shark the longer the show went on.

>>84822952
>jezza riding his "block of flats" caravan down the highway while passing a truck
fucking great

The vietnam special literally inspired me to get my motorcycle license and start riding

Best decision I ever made

>>84818090
The African special by far followed by the American one. That drive through Alabama was funny as fuck.