Webm Thread

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>>84809679
Going to go watch anyone trashy movie, see if it has some nice webm material

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>>84809679

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>>84809768
I want to have many kids with her.

>>84809785
Had to drop the bitrate a bit since it 33% longer then the others ...

>>84809679
why didn't Cynthia ever make it big?
i mean with Van Damme or Arnold etc

>>84809679
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>>84809845
this is cool, I should watch this

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>>84809768

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>>84809835
classic
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>>84809910
Ok, I'm sorry. What the fuck is the story with this?

>>84809954
>samurai jack final episode

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>>84809972
isn't it better not to know though

>>84809938
>[cries in paddy]

>>84809972
She's describing what she did when going to sleep as a kid, I think. Long since I saw the interview.

>>84809923
Most of her movies are like this. quite entertaining.

>>84809947
So hot, and such a bad movie.

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>>84809975
>there will never be a season 3 retail qt
why even liph

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>>84809972
she's a ear slut and a pit slut

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>>84809765
>cat people

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>>84809947
>when you watch terrible movies in their entirety for beautiful women

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>>84809845
fatality

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>>84810195
i like both

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realkino coming through

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>>84810101
is there any "okay then." compilation?

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>>84810368
WHY DIDNT THEY GET A BETTER TAKE OF THAT ITS SO CRINGEY

There needs to be like a reaction cut during when she says "see you later then" or something. The unbroken take of that delivery and her stopping the bit is cringey as shit.

But it also totally seems like the kind of dipshit thing someone would do in a power fantasy situation.

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>>84810367
can someone give me an explanation that i'll believe?

>>84810448
i would like those other balls instead

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>>84810502
Chinese mob or some kind of beef. Dude went and beat the shit out of the store owner then threw the baby on the way out for an added bonus. Think I saw that somewhere.

Or it's headcanon. Either way it's what I believe.

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>>84810206
I understand that feel.

>>84810556
spike jones's "playful" shit is straight fucking garbage, please don't post it on this board

>>84810367
kid should have no harm, his bones are like jelly at that age
remember that other video where a car gooes throu one, and he stands up and runs away?

>>84810368
why is she so cute.

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>>84810556
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>>84810666
did Spike direct some kid doing soccer or was this for me?

Either way get fucked bud.

>>84810502
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-china-caught-video-hurling-baby-article-1.1774682

>>84810646
the Han Solo movie is in good hands now

>>84810556
>landing on your hip on concrete

jesus lad

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wtf I love nepotism now

>>84810206
This is me but with men I find comely.

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>>84810846
>comely
lol gay

>>84810892
You fucking know it.

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>>84810748
I gave up on star wars after the first prequel came out. i just couldn't bring myself to care about the franchise after that.

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>>84810782
looks like he had some insulation

>>84810846
What is an example of a comely man?

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>>84810206
Decide to watch all the films of young Olivia Hussy

Realize that before she hit the older roles, the 2nd best film she was in is freaking turkey shoot.

>>84810974
Not physically unattractive. Not ugly personality flaws. I like masculine men or comfy laid back protags/side characters. They don't have to be hot, just fun to look at or think about. I have really wide tastes.

But for example, in the beginning I watch hannibal at least 50% because I found Hugh Dancy hot. It wasn't until later that I got sucked in by the K I N O.

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>>84811065
lmao

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oh yeah I forgot I made oc last week.

>>84809768
Tata?

>>84809679
Whoa! Nice moves.

>>84811302
>ChosenUndead.webm

test

>>84810101
This shit is a qt for you my man? Damn!

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>>84811497
negative test

>>84811508
yes but to be fair I'm a heterosexual

>>84811592
oooh burn

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>>84811508
>>84811592
FORGOT WEBM AGAIN

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>>84811175
It sadly true.

>The Corsican Brothers (TV Movie)
A cheech and chong movie set in the french revolution.

> The Last Days of Pompeii
Super slow costume drama

> Turkey Shoot
Horrible but fun

> Ivanhoe (TV Movie)
> Day of Resurrection
> The Man with Bogart's Face
> The Thirteenth Day: The Story of Esther
> The Pirate (TV Movie)
> The Cat and the Canary
Still have to hunt these down.

>1978 Death on the Nile
Murder on a boat on the nile. Might as well be a TV episode

> 1978 The Bastard (TV Movie)
makes barry lyndon feel like a fast movie, but lacks all the charm of barry lyndon

> 1977 Jesus of Nazareth (TV Mini-Series)
I am religous, but this sucks

1974 Black Christmas
Decent horror film. the calls are from inside the house

> Lost Horizon
on a few "Worse films ever made" list.


> Summertime Killer
Okay, very low budget film.

> 1971 H-Bomb
Grade Z asian film. Not been able to hunt it down.

> All the Right Noises
Cute movie. She plays a young actress who has a affair with a married set worker.

But I have a strong weakness for half-argies (Hussy, Bledel, and Anya Taylor-Joy come to mind)

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>>84810736
hmmmmm

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Does anyone have any zombie webms? Or Frankenstein or Dracula ones?

>>84810799
? What the fuck?

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>>84811843
Looks like the guy from Addams Family

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>>84811810
Does resident evil count?

and kek

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noice

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>>84811913
Safe to say Nosferatu was a pretty big influence there

>>84809888
This is so cool! sauce?

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>>84811810
gotchu famalamadingdong

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>>84811712
>half-argies
what is this?

You are cracking me up so much right now PA. Just imagining you going through all these movies.

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>>84811936
better makeup than Suicide Squad

>>84811974
Collecting Amy

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>>84810283

Good taste anon. I was absolutely in love with her when I was 10.

>>84809972

Same thing that was explained to you in the last 20 webm threads, you fucking chode.

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>>84811983
>You are cracking me up so much right now PA. Just imagining you going through all these movies.

Yep, it one of those things of...dear god...

>>84811983
>half-argies
>what is this?
Half Argentine.

Olivia Hussy was born in Argentina from a Argentine father and a English Mother.

Alexis Bledel was born in Huston from a Argentine father and a American-Mexican mother.

Anya Taylor-Joy was born in Miami of a English mom and a Argentine father.

>>84811974
the kinollection

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Later anons, real life calls.

>>84812418
hellogoodbye

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>>84812261
>Half Argentine
gotchya

>>84812496
The most perfect woman that has ever existed.

>>84812496
you have a stray frame, otherwise it would be a great loop

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>>84812209
I imagine a great number of boys fell in love with Sorsha in this movie. That face, that voice.

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>>84812544
top of the pops
>>84811974
yeah I'm redoing a couple right now. that shit is triggering me and I wanted to redo another one now that I know how to do it more better

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>>84812418
Later

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wtf how come half the time converters are accurate and half the time they guess it'll be a lot smaller than it actually is

>>84809938
I didn't know Hobbiton was a real place...

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>>84812866
I think it's something to do with how much movement and lighting contrast there is.

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>>84813013
bunch of gay nerd shit if you axe me

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AHHHHH NANANANANANANA

>>84809679
god tier taste anon

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>>84813055

My heart hurts that she's doesn't even know I exist.

I don't know why I even bother waking up/

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>>84813094
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

>>84813201
>We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?”

Now look at him, he's a before picture for Weight Watchers commercial and Tom Cruise is dooling wheelies down the side of pyramids.

>>84813201
>that quote
damn what a guy

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>>84813194
>My heart hurts that she's doesn't even know I exist.
not with that attitude.

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>>84810101
shet
no fargogurl season 3 then
THEY HAD ONE JOB

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Well Hot Blood (1990) was fucking awful. I got it on the promise of some Sylvia Kristel; but she was barely in it. Insteads there was lousy dubbing, no apparent direction, about 25% padding with pointless bullfight scenes, and sparkling lines such as:
>What's black and white and staggers across the road? A nun with a knife in her back!
and
>The only violence was my orgasm!
The funniest thing was this small town had a police station that was straight out of some 80's New York cop movie. There was a passable nsfw rape scene with some Spanish qt, and I collect such scenes, so it wasn't a total writeoff.

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Also did the Cannon Group logo for my intros collection
Not like them to make a bad movie, eh?

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>>84813201
>450,000 phone calls

Every time!

>>84810966
is this one piece?

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>>84813349
Well at least you got something out of it.

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>>84813385
That's a sweet looking logo anon

>>84812117
is he gay?

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>>84813557
It's classier than any movie that ever came after it, that's for sure

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>>84811065
>>84811712

>Decide to watch all the films of young Olivia Hussy
That's a pretty OCD deep cut to get into m8. She does have a face made for horror

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>>84813505

YO HO HO

HE TOOK A BITE OF SPIN SPIN.

All seriousness though, people complain that the animation there is stellar in comparison to the majority of Flash shit you see now, not realizing that's a cartoon that was aired in theaters, there was lots of money behind those 7-11 minutes clips compared to a TV cartoon at the time.

>>84812005
the costumes where the only good thing in Suicide Squad

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>>84813608

No, just a hustler being careful to not get hustled by another hustler who is practically wearing a handkerchief

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>>84813615
kek I would love to hunt down some 80s hong kong films with that asia media logo that used to be in front of many of them.

>>84812666
Sauce, Mephistopheles?

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>>84813698

Needed more Katana and less Will Smith trying not to be Will Smith and failing at it.

In b4 he was a good Deadshot, fuck you and your mother.

>>84813201
Would've been perfect for him 20 years prior, maybe. He turned into a fat weeb faggot in the 90s

>>84813898
his costume looked the part
shame you could still see it was a Will Smith in it

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Last one, night anons.

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>>84809910
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>>84811938
pfft aint nobody can say I don't contribute OC and just steal everyone elses shit and spam the same (you) b8 everyday, anymore.

No I contribute useless shit AND spam for (you)s!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC30BYR3CUk

also dae like the new Arcade Fire?

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>>84813962
hellogoodbye

>>84809938

I wondered why Ireland had an average IQ of 92.

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>>84814184
>tfw green oval is gone and Stannis dead

>>84814047

Loved the Batman that kills people version. tfw Bob Kane btfo fanboy fags who complained about a batman that kills

>>84814595

Adjani was so beautiful in that film

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>>84814676

>tfw Bob Kane btfo fanboy fags who complained about a batman that kills

Except it was Bob Kane himself that instituted the no-kill rule 2 years later after his debut.

http://comicsalliance.com/batman-kills/

Also, for all the killing the Joker is still alive and the head of Gotham's criminal empire unless the Robin = Joker theory pans out but Ayer says it ain't so

>>84810259
Fat chick has cats. Fit one has dogs. Really makes you think.

>>84814280
>Amélie
Just re-watched yesterday. It's still so fucking good.

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>>84814676
>Loved the Batman that kills people version

It's not killing it's manslaughter you dip. The rule still applies, the movie was just made by a thoughtless retard.
>tfw Bob Kane btfo fanboy fags
Bob Kane died 20 years ago. The "Batman doesn't kill because he's not a coward and he thinks it's a more effective crime fighting strategy to keep them alive and in pain" wasn't started by Kane.

Why not just watch Punisher or something? Why did you "love" that they took one of the primary character traits of the second most famous superhero in the world and vaguely subverted it for contradictory reasons.

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>>84814927
you know how many serial killers have used dogs as accomplices in their crimes? A bunch.

you know how many serial killers have used cats? Literally zero.

A dog was responsible for the summer of sam killings. Really makes you think.

>>84815104
Holy shit I'd never noticed the cat was a puppet

>>84814955

>It's not killing it's manslaughter you dip

You're not a cunt, you're a vagina. If I wanted some faggot to tell me how much BLM, I'd run over another nigger.

>Bob Kane died 20 years ago
Yeah we know that. We still had a batman from 1989 and bitches and whores were complaining about killing then.

>>84815132

It's not, it's just uncomfortable as fuck and freaked out by the noise.

>>84809679

What is the woman in white looking for?

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>>84815132
It's not. It's freaking out because of the on set explosions that just happened. It's face is all stretched weird because Donald has a kung fu grip on it's neck skin.

>>84815181

What an odd question.

>>84812235
It's a meme reply, ya dip.
Just like people always asking about the Fargo girl.

>>84815234

doesn't make it any less frustrating and it makes me feel better to call them out on their shit.

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>>84815193
>>84815132

>Reportedly, the noise made during the shooting of the film's grand finale on the volcano set scared Blofeld's white cat that it ran away. It wasn't found for days and it was eventually discovered hiding in some of the set's rafters. Apparently, footage of the scared cat wound up in the finished movie when Blofeld's security shutters are closed.

poor kitkat

>>84815310
But that's like presenting a counter-argument to a screencap of a shitty argument.

>>84815409

it's their nonsense rules, not mine.

>>84815165
>You're not a cunt, you're a vagina.
I am what I eat.
>If I wanted some faggot to tell me how much BLM, I'd run over another nigger.
If I wanted some edgy child to parrot half-thought /pol/ memes on the wrong board, that would be every day on /tv/.
>Yeah we know that
I don't know what you know. Other than that you "love" eating shit apparently.
>We still had a batman from 1989 and bitches and whores were complaining about killing then.
And I'm sure you remember all that outrage from when you where TOTALLY alive in 1989, right?

Nobody really gave a shit about Batman killing people in 1989. His not killing become concrete as canon as a result of the animated series, and then the Nolan trilogy which was fucking about him not killing people. Coming back after the TDK trilogy where you kind of imply that the no-kill rule is in place, but you also throw in stupid shit like the prison branding and the fact that Zack Snyder doesn't consider Batman acting out of character when he kills a bunch of security contractors with a car-mounted machine gun.

>>84815193
Christ, poor cat

>>84811175
That thing terrified me as a kid.

>>84810645
The smoking chick has been in a ton of saucy movies

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>>84815550
I wonder how many brainstorming sessions Jackie Chan had back in the day for "crazy industrial workspaces that could work for a fight." Like are they in a fucking paper recycling plant?

>>84815466
>I am what I eat.
So you're a pile of cheetohs and mountain dew? You said you are what you eat, not what you watch and wish you got to touch once in your life.

>If I wanted some edgy child to parrot half-thought /pol/ memes on the wrong board, that would be every day on /tv/.
What fucking /pol/ memes? BLM didn't come from /pol/ you twat, if came from the liberal media you jack off to and I don't mean the fat positive bitches who make your porn. If you're crime fighting, eventually you'll kill someone sooner or later.

>I don't know what you know. Other than that you "love" eating shit apparently.
Lame. If I wanted to hear someone moan over their feelings hurt, I would have never stopped smacking your mom up after a night of rough sex.

>And I'm sure you remember all that outrage from when you where TOTALLY alive in 1989, right?
>TOTALLY alive in 1989, right
>1989 was 100 years ago

Oh no wonder you're responding like this. You're underaged. Fuck off you young cunt and stop ruining this board with your pokemon card captors shit.

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isabela moner

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>>84815580

Laura Morante?

>>84815550

one of the few opponents actually shorter than Jackie.

>>84815633

>Like are they in a fucking paper recycling plant?

>Gorgeous

>Bu (Shu Qi) is a beautiful young girl from a small Taiwanese fishing village who discovers a romantic message in a bottle. She heads for Hong Kong to find its writer, only to learn that it was in fact written by Albert (Tony Leung Chiu Wai), a lonely gay man. She then meets the wealthy recycling company owner, C.N. (Jackie Chan).

>>84815740
Is this the greatest scene in the history of film?

>>84815846

It's up there, Arnie with the chaingun in T2 might top it

>>84815677
which transformers movie is this?

>>84816029

The one starring isabela Moner

>>84815672
>So you're a pile of cheetohs and mountain dew?
Eh I don't eat cheetos.
>You said you are what you eat, not what you watch and wish you got to touch once in your life.
project less m8.
>What fucking /pol/ memes? BLM didn't come from /pol/ you twat
Talking about it for literally no reason in a conversation about an toy movie foe kids is.
>and I don't mean the fat positive bitches who make your porn.
project less m8.
>If you're crime fighting, eventually you'll kill someone sooner or later.
In BvS Batman kills a bunch of security contractors basically just for sport. He accomplishes nothing other than ramming his batmobile into the truck containing the precious material he is trying to steal. It's stupid. And none of tribalism nigger shit has anything to do with that. Go be a nigger somewhere more appropriate.
>Lame. If I wanted to hear someone moan over their feelings hurt
I suggested that based on your tastes and intellect, you must "love" to eat shit, since BvS is the cinematic equivalent of the poop eating scene in Salo. And your response is to talk about hurt feelings? Project less m8.
>I would have never stopped smacking your mom up after a night of rough sex.
My mom has pretty high standards. She generally doesn't fuck disabled people.
>1989 was 100 years ago
No I just checked the math and its 28. I apparently assumed correctly that you didn't exist in 1989, which is good. If you actually where in your 30s and still had the opinions and abilities of a 15 year old that you're demonstrating, that would suck for you.
>Oh no wonder you're responding like this. You're underaged.
Project less m8. You flatter me lol.
>Fuck off you young cunt and stop ruining this board
lol I've been coming to /tv/ since 2008. You're the one coming here mumbling about niggers impotently when someone makes fun of your defense of a poorly-executed kids movie.
>with your pokemon card captors shit.
idk what that is. y u think u projecting so much?

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>>84815846

Hold it!

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>>84816392
>Eh I don't eat cheetos.
I'm just kidding friend, I know your passion is cock.

>project less m8.
If I were projecting I'd call you a man who works and dates women.

>project less m8.
You just said that you redundant bitch.

>In BvS Batman kills a bunch of security contractors basically just for sport. He accomplishes nothing other than ramming his batmobile into the truck containing the precious material he is trying to steal. It's stupid.
In a heavy combat situation like that, you'll have a high chance of ending up dead if you think that somehow you're going to capture badguys in a high speed chase.

>Go be a nigger somewhere more appropriate.
You mean in your mouth and mom's butthole? Will do.

>My mom has pretty high standards. She generally doesn't fuck disabled people.
Nah, that slut will fuck a homeless nigger for a pack of cigarettes and half a bag of chips.

>No I just checked the math and its 28. I apparently assumed correctly that you didn't exist in 1989, which is good. If you actually where in your 30s and still had the opinions and abilities of a 15 year old that you're demonstrating, that would suck for you.
Well no you didn't. You were dead wrong on that like everything else outside of your fantasy world where you think your mother is not a whore, or that you actually aren't 12 year old fattie getting his head flushed at school. Aww are you really taking it this seriously that I called you a cunt? Maybe you should stop being one. You fat cunt.

>Project less m8. You flatter me lol.
Nah, I've been making you rage like a motherfucker for a while now. It's kind of funny.

>lol I've been coming to /tv/ since 2008. You're the one coming here mumbling about niggers impotently when someone makes fun of your defense of a poorly-executed kids movie.
>lol I've been coming to image boards and thinking the world runs like a comic since 2008 when I was only 8 years old.

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>>84816723
lol didn't read

>>84811974
Saw 2

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>>84816941

*tips bootstrap paradox*

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>>84816941
>>84816601
>>84816469


The need to samefag and "didn't read" shows even severe damage control. The fact that you used a webm makes it harder on you.

>>84817064
ur fun

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>>84817097
drats forgot pic

now I look like a total dip

>>84810368
that is.. some interesting acting

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>>84817097

Your mom certainly thinks so.

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>>84817064
So embarrassed for you right now

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>>84817135

You're not a dip. You're something people dip their cock into. Like your mother.

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>>84817185

Not as much as I am for your family.

>crosses fingers and hopes I'm not anon's father from when the condom broke.

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>>84817144

It fit the character honestly

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>>84817298
I don't recall such sustained atrocious trolling in a webm thread for a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdpAVIHgo

>>84817144
I'm gonna do a spearment. It needs a reaction shot.

>>84809884
the world wasn't ready and when it was ready she was too old

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>>84817409

It must be because you're so sore assed and easily triggered. You're basically easy pickings.

>>84817486
I've been waiting for you just so I could post these webms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_VUvNzGmZs

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>>84817448

Damn shame, at least she lives on as Sonya Blade.

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>>84817658

Now if only you made that same effort to get on indeed or monster and find a job, you're real troubles in life would be over.

>>84817705
Oh I am laffin'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>84810010
here's your filename (you)

>>84810746
>>84810799
Literally durr: the music video

>>84817486
who you even talking to now? I made fun of BvS and you're lashing out at anybody that responds to you're weird nonsensical reeing in response.

And it's such an youngfag thing to think you'll find people here that actually give a shit one way or another if some belligerent kid acts like a faggot for attention. My dog had another seizure last night and I spent all morning dealing with dead parent legal shit. Being weirdly antagonized by some edgy kid because I made fun of his Batman movie is so far the funniest part of my day.

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>>84811981
> you'll never have a cute german housekeeper

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>>84817805

No you're frustrated like fuck. It's evident. Be prepared to get even angrier because no one cares about your youtube links either. We're all looking at fap vids of hot girls.

>>84813283
That's hot

>>84817865

Well it IS directed by the same dude that did Weapon of Choice.

>>84817957
>We're
I think you'll find you're all alone here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o22i_gqAf_o

>>84817909
>>84818072

Bit tl;dr, but I assume it's something along the line of
>I'm not him dammit, no really I'm a different guy. See I caught you on something. My life is complete now!

Kid, look. If you're getting that bent out of shape over something like that you weren't kissed enough by your mother as a kid or fucked enough by women as an adult.

>>84814955
OK that has to be intentional; there's no way they planned, boarded and executed an scene in which Superman smugly skips over a flammable truck he could have easily stopped and lets it crash, explode and demolish a huge building without knowing the audience would see him as an asshole

goddamnit I kept deleting shit so I could get the a >killing this thread and motherfucking American Horror Story bamboozeld me twice

>>84818327
Go for it NOW

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>tfw stopping the killing this thread guy fro killing the thread

fucking slut ass maid

>>84818189

it's a neophyte Superman, cut him some slack. Shame that in the followup movie didn't decide that after an ending that seemed to promise a more hopeful Superman we find him 3 years later seen as some kind of pariah by the public.

What's interesting is that BvS wants to show that someone like Superman in the real world might be revered as some kind of God rather than just accepted as someone just trying to do good in the world and it takes his death for people to realize he was as mortal as anyone.

Which is gonna get turned on its head in Justice League when he returns from the dead.

>>84810598
I fucking knew it would be Chinks. They are fucking inhuman.

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>>84818606

[Ferris Bueller]You're still here?
The thread is dead. Go home.

go...go...[/Ferris Bueller]

>>84818189
shit I just wrote a thing thing but then panicked at trying to >killing this thread

I think the possible intention (or at least headcanon/justifcation from DCcucks) was that it was supposed to be a learning curve moment for the character where he learns the immediate consequences of his inaction.

If that was the intent, it was terribly executed. The whole "fundamentals of filmmaking" thing works because it's a logical language and whatever. Had this sequence cut from the WS to a CU reaction shot of Superman making a "oh whoops" face, the entire thing would have automatically just made more sense to the audience. Instead he keeps it wide and distance to capture to epic explosion bro did you see how dope that building exploded?!

I seriously love the hidden retarded intricacies of MoS and BvS that came from writers that had too often been rewarded for their "high minded" storytelling, being directed by a guy that's really good at copying pictures. The Knightmare sequence in BvS, in the script, makes so much more sense because it hadn't yet had the retarded Justice League tease from the flash thoughtlessly shoved by Zack and Debby yet etc.

>>84818783
you're still not talking to the person you where originally talking to. And the thread isn't dead because nobody >killinged it pfft.

shits getting resurrected by people goofing on you

>>84818812

>The Knightmare sequence in BvS, in the script, makes so much more sense because it hadn't yet had the retarded Justice League tease from the flash thoughtlessly shoved by Zack and Debby yet etc.

I may have read your post wrong but pretty sure the Flash sequence existed way before the Knightmare sequence came about, which is why it looks so sloppy, in an interview with Affleck's Batdouble it was a last minute addition AND he had barely slept.

>>84818890

Oh, and your mother is a whore.

>>84814035
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>>84819025
You are very very late

>>84819081
s-sorry ;_;

>>84814676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psVIG7YvdjM

>>84819111
That's ok anon, at least you made it.

>>84819129

Damn I only wish Nolan had the balls of Burton.

>>84818389
salsa?

>>84813505
have you never seen popeye sinbad episode... my god it's better then 99% of cartoons out there.

>>84819183
thanks~

:3c

>>84818111
didn't even see this one. If you wanted a critique on your trolling abilities, one note would be that trying to redo a bit that somebody just did generally just makes you seem desperate and not super creative. One good way to counter getting tldr burned though is:
>Bit tl;dr
I know. Reading is hard.

And doubling down on insults doesn't necessarily work when they don't ring true. I'm not samefagging you. I wish I was still a kid. My mom is ok. I've fucked an average amount of girls, have had an 8 year relationship, and have just started figuring out the whole Tinder thing. My dick still smells funny from Friday. I have money, I'm not unattractive, and I'm more comfortable around women than men irl. I don't have anxiety about any of the things you're trying to throw at me, but it does seem like the kind of shit that would have really gotten my goat a 15 years ago. Which is why I assume you're a tryhard kiddo.
>>84818977
>Fucking hell, sometimes I wish the Aussie Trolls were still around because this shit would have been a fun melee at least.
Yeah you're stuck with me now. I like engaging with people that have personality disorders. Reminds me of home.
>Right now it's like trolling cancerous canadian or finland faggots who get overly offended and being called cunt, whores, fags, underage, stupid, etc, etc. If only this place could check IDs.
The only person here that seems offended is you m8. If you want to be rewarded for your abilities to call people mean names, webm threads aren't your target demo.

But you should probably stop trying to convince yourself that this is a "melee" or that anyone gives a shit that some anon is acting stupid for attention. I just need to look busy right now.

>>84819072
>said the blatant newfag

>>84818942
> may have read your post wrong but pretty sure the Flash sequence existed way before the Knightmare sequence came about,
non. Flash sequence came about halfway through production. Was a total whim by Zack and Deborah, thoughtlessly. Without the Flash tease, we don't know who Superman is talking about when he says "you took her away from me" or whatever. We don't know which woman in his life he is referring to. SO, at the end when Superman says MARTHA, the real thing that was clicking in Batman's head is that:

A: He has no idea if he can actually kill Superman
B: He had some kind of premonition where he turns Superman bad by killing a woman in his life.
C: This is what the premonition was about.

As written the Martha shit plays a lot better, and the Knightmare is actually the centerpiece of the movie. As directed, it's all half-thought and meandering and there's so many "oh wouldn't it be cool if we x" scenes like the Flash tease that they completely sabotage the point of the movie.

>>84819542

Dude, you're crying to mods and janitors over shit you start and get triggered from. Get job, get money, get fucked. Improve life.

oh, and hover over the black spots to reveal the secret message.

YOUR [SPOILER]MOTHER[/SPOILER] IS A [SPOILER]WHORE[/SPOILER]

>>84819278
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>>84819007
>>84820024
where will you be cancer strikes

>>84819278
nah

>>84820097

>where will you be cancer strikes

Type that in coherent English please.

>>84809975
why do people always post this

>>84820024
>Dude, you're crying to mods and janitors over shit you start and get triggered from.
I'm not crying to anyone m8. You seem really wound up and you're giving me way more credit here. I've written a lot about BvS so I have a lot to say about it. I don't really care what you do other than the (you)-generating function you're providing.
>Get job, get money, get fucked. Improve life.
Is this what you're working on? Good for you m8.
>oh, and hover over the black spots to reveal the secret message.
>YOUR [SPOILER]MOTHER[/SPOILER] IS A [SPOILER]WHORE[/SPOILER]
doesn't work with caps newfriend.

>>84820241
don't delete all your posts lol

>>84820290

Place this in front of a mirror.

erohw a si rehtom ruoY

>>84820245

it's a webm staple, basically one of the first webms that was made when the format was new, plus a guy being obsessed with the actress Paula Humby.

There have been attempts to force other webms but it's probably the longest running.

>>84820376

All of those weren't my posts.

>>84820245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdfX7ut8gw

>>84820393
Not sure what my mother's profession has to do with BvS being a sack of shit, but dope argument brah.

If nothing else I'll give you credit for desperately staying around after eating shit and deleting everything over and over. I guess it must be frustrating not having all those formatting and editing options you use on reddit.
>>84820443
I believe you

>>84820587
>Not sure what my mother's profession has to do with BvS being a sack of shit

kek you get credit for admitting to the prior. You're the first kid who's mum I've slept with who has admitted that.

>BvS being a sack of shit
Everyone has their opinions on that movie. I could personally care less though.

Oh and wanna hear a story?

Once upon a time there was an anon named you
And his mother was a dirty harlot.
the end.

>>84820662
*couldn't

>>84819542
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>>84820097
>>84820290
>>84820587
t. reddit

>>84820716

Whatever you want to call it. I don't work for DC, you can hate it if you want. I still enjoy what the director did though.

As for me, I hated Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World. I thought GOTG was shit. It's still making money though. Even worse they're making a sequel to Jurassic World. But whatever.

Personally if anyone asks me, instead of making another shit Jurassic World movie, they should produce a porn of Scarlett Johansson in her Black Widow costume fucking Captain America.

We all have our opinions and lives. Move on with yours son of a whore.

>>84820915
You were doing so well and then you threw it all away.

>>84820662
>kek you get credit for admitting to the prior. You're the first kid who's mum I've slept with who has admitted that.
Yep totally.
>Everyone has their opinions on that movie. I could personally care less though.
That's cool. I don't really either. Shitposting about it is a good means to find people with mental illnesses though, which is my mostly what I'm into tbphwyf. You ever wonder why you spend your time soliciting arguments from people for no reason, and then telling yourself how much of an effect you had on them? Why do you think it's so important to you to think you think you're an agitant? Why is it that being an agitant is something worth aspiring to?
>>84820915
What are you fucking doing m8? Are you replying to yourself or what? Lurk for way goddamn longer before you come here and act like such a belligerent newfaggot.
>As for me, I hated Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World.
Yeah. You're an edgy faggot teenager. They're popular schlock movies that appeal to kids and nostalgic adults.
>It's still making money though.
Because you're a contrarian tryhard child kiddo. You're nobody's target demo. Which is why you're here.
>Even worse they're making a sequel to Jurassic World. But whatever.
Not your blog faggot.
>We all have our opinions and lives. Move on with yours son of a whore.
Fucking cringe. Do not move on with your life. Stop and reconsider what you choose to be and change your goddamn ways or unironically kys. Regardless you should leave

>>84821170
>>84821029

I'm not even bothering to read all that shit. My favorite people to make fun of are the autistic. And you're the reason why.

Speaking of great movies. Did you ever see that film of me on top of your mom? You did do some of the filming you know.

>>84811866
lewl, sucks to be him.

>>84812418

Very light breakfast. Is that honey dew with sugar on it?

>>84821346
>I'm not even bothering to read all that shit. My favorite people to make fun of are the autistic
Neat. My favorite people to interact with are malignant narcissists. Which is why we're talking.

>And you're the reason why.
But you just said you where too illiterate to read it, so what does that even mean? I'm typing to sound busy while I get paid to do literally nothing most of the week.

And it seems like you don't really make fun, by almost any standard of the term. You're the weird kid that acts retarded and nasty for attention. You're the redditor that comes to 4chan and thinks he has to act like a faggot because that's what gets traction on /r/4chan. It's amusing and pretty ironically funny but mostly too tryhard to be anything other than a mild irritant.
>Speaking of great movies. Did you ever see that film of me on top of your mom?
Yeah I filmed it.
>You did do some of the filming you know.
Nigger I did all the filming. Cellphone footage isn't film.

>>84821729

I've been inside of your mother plenty of times but that does not at all make me a nigger. Even though you both are notorious mudsharks like the Kardashians.

>>84821805

Reddit spacing.

>>84821854

No, I wager the cock canal between your mother's legs and your asshole to be more like the spacing between a highway lane.

>>84821927

K.

Well I'm gonna scoot. Good luck on ring dance or whatever. Or wait it's summer. Good luck with camp? Good luck with sitting inside and projecting your personal frustrations and dysfunction at anonymous strangers in the middle of a work day!

>>84822048

Well that's another whore I'm rolling off. Hope your mother is more cooperative tonight.

>>84822178
Why do you think you behave antagonistically toward strangers as a means of self pleasure, anon?

Is there anything real you'd like to talk about? Step one in addressing behavioral problems in children is to took at their home life. Is everything doing ok at home? I notice your fetishism with being a mother-fucker. Is that something you'd like to talk about? How's your relationship with her?

>>84809679
wow, pretty cool choreography, especially the split then kick with the knee part

>>84822776

Think the only thing that ruins it is you can tell when a stunt double switches in for Cynthia, that said I like that she had a rep for doing Hong Kong stuff and working with those guys, wish she could have collaborated with Jackie

>>84822685

Honestly I don't give a shit. Like I said if you get bent out of shape over something like this on /tv/ you weren't kissed enough by your mom as a kid or fucked enough by women as an adult.

Move along.

>>84809679
>>84809785
>>84809845
>western movie
>women fighting
>it actually looks good
What sorcery is this?

>>84822982

Hong Kong produced movie + Cynthia Rothrock + hong kong stunt team = quality.

>>84823027
So are there any good chink female action movies?

>>84823134

As a solo lead probably not, but Michelle Yeoh was pretty cool alongside Jackie chan in Police Story 3

any police assassins webms?

>>84822948
>Honestly I don't give a shit.
Wasn't my question. It's easily evidenced that you're not super self-aware or thoughtful. You likely have a personality disorder, which are generally rooted in conditioned behavior that came about as a result of being incapable of "giving a shit" about what you are.
>Like I said if you get bent out of shape
I'm interested in you because you immediately stand out as someone with mental illness. I'm not "bent out of shape" about anything, you came here demanding attention and you're getting it.
> you weren't kissed enough by your mom
Well she was a whore right? Seems like a mouth you'd want to avoid.
>or fucked enough by women as an adult.
I mean I'm an impulsive thrill seeking drunk. I'll probably never have fucked enough women as an adult. Not sure what that has to do with anything, or how you think meekly repeating it does anything.
>Move along.
You're in my thread m80. I post and contribute in webm threads almost every day I'm working. You don't even know how formatting works yet. You want to come here and try and needlessly act like a histrionic faggot in webm threads, this shit is going to happen. If you want to have iamveryedgy shitjousting I would suggest essentially anywhere but webm theads.

But please, keep embarrassing yourself. Keep projecting your insecurities about grils. Keep telling yourself that your mama jokes work on 4chan in in 2017.

Seriously how old are you? Are you older than the war on terror?

>>84823487

no but after checking youtube there should be, holy fuck that's got some crazy shit.

>>84823526

So bend over, don't be shy
I got a tear in my eye, baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU8T7oY0iO8

>>84815193
underrated bond girl