what the hell did i just watch

>>84808192
Capekino

"Spider-Man: Homecoming" is such a shit name for a movie

>>84808192
Spider-Man: Homecoming

>>84808192
Not sure. Is the picture related to your question or do we need to guess?

How are all you faggots watching this?
You all make it sound like you went in with no expectations just tolerate it.
I find it hard most of you are actually going to the theater.

>>84808192
Iron Man Jr. featuring Iron Man

>>84808192

A poor attempt at the movies with Toby.

watched this shit yesterday, there were so many wrong things I couldn't even hate the movie anymore. I would only like to see the actors' cringe in 10 or 15 years when they rewatch that

>>84808361

ah well that is your mistake, they are all watching the camrip that came out and for some odd reason were very underwhelmed sitting in their mums spare room watching a blurry 240p movie on their computer

>>84808445
so you're saying this movie relies entirely on its visuals to be entertaining?

>>84808215

spoder doesn't have a cape tho

>capeshit

>>84808192
Picture yourself in the living room
Your pipe and slippers set out for you
I know you think that it ain't too far
But I, I hear the call of a lifetime ring
Felt the need to get up for it
Oh, you cut out the middleman
Get free from the middleman
You got no time for the messenger
Got no regard for the thing that you don't understand
You got no fear of the underdog
That's why you will not survive

>>84808377
That's literally what it felt like.

>>84808445
don't worry, all the 12 year olds go to the cinema to watch your childish capeshit. nobody is being unfair to these great movies.

>paying to watch capeshit

Awful. The movie is nothing but cape cliches, references to other movies, and pop songs from the early 2000's to trick u into thinking its good.

Was it that bad?

SJW propaganda

>>84808192
A good movie /tv/ hates because the MCU is popular

>>84808192
The greatest adaptation of Spider-Man we will ever get

>>84808192

>>84808192
a high school comedy made for elementary and middle school aged boys.

if you're in highschool and above and find superhero movies entertaining and you go to watch them, then I can already tell you don't go to parties, don't get laid regularly, and don't have a gf

>>84808192
A bad movie (((someone))) bought reviews for

>>84808259
They're taking the Harry Potter approach

Number 2 will be
Spider-Man:Sophomore
Spider-Man:Junior
And finally, Spider-Man: Senior

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>>84808192
That movie was built by slaves

>>84808259
No it's not, if you had a functioning brain you could figure out why they decided to call it that

>>84808479
No movie is good in a camrip, are you delusional?

>>84808192
Flash: shitskin that isn't anything like Flash is supposed to be
MJ: shitskin that isn't anything like MJ is supposed to be
Liz Allen: black, I don't know about her character since who the fuck cares about Liz Allen?
Shocker: white but then gets replaced by black guy, doesn't shoot shockwave blasts

Surprised they don't have an Asian Gwen in it desu.

>>84808192
a shitty flick that's that you've watched.

>>84808377
> and starring RDJ

Generic Marvel flick #x

so forgettable but the tranny mj was hot af

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>capeshit
>character doesn't wear a cape.

>>84808192
The plebbiest normie extravaganza ever to bust a cute quip.

>>84815471
2 will probably be "Growing Pains" or something

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Flannel Guy

>>84817899
Hey Beter Barker

"what the hell did i just watch"? My friend, what you just experienced is nothing less than pure kappakultur.

A deconstruction of the genre, Spider-Man: Homecoming is a cinematic piece that exists in contrast to the kind of movie that preceded it. It is not so much a film about being a superhero as it is a film about being accepted and recognized for who you truly are. It shows us true heroes aren't defined by how many alien invasions they stop, but rather by their altruistic nature.

It will go down in history as one of the greatest superhero movies of all time.

>>84808192
A good movie.

>>84809913
>The movie is nothing but cape cliches,
This movie spends a lot of time subverting or breaking those cliches.

The other two are spot on though.

>>84815401
Even Flash Thompson is a nerd now

Sorry jock, you time in the sun is over

>>84808192
The end of the wh*te race

>>84816227
Why doesn't the movie targeting and mimicking a demographic I don't belong to resemble highschool from the 60's?

my friends dragged me to watch it last night and holy shit how childish and shallow it was
how can grown men enjoy capeshit?

>>84808479
>visuals are important in a visual medium
woah

>>84819036
What do you watch instead? Be very specific.

>>84819036
I agree with you. People dare call it better than Spider-Man 1 or 2. I swear it's full of drones in here.

>>84819078
anything that doesn't fall under the "Action Adventure" category

>>84819308
So your jam is romantic comedies and musicals?

You got me there. Those aren't childish and shallow.

>>84819308
>action adventure is inherently a bad and childish genre
fuck off you 20 yo punk, you don't understand shit about film

It's the best capeflick in years.

>>84819035
Exactly. The best Spider-Man comic is Spider-Man Blue for good reason.