Which one had the dumbest weapon?

Donatello

>a literal stick

lmfao

You

Ralph by a country mile.

Leo didn't need two swords

>>84807058
> hothead has a 90% defensive signature weapon
Raphael

>>84807135
perhaps that is exactly why he has a mostly defensive weapon... because he is such an angry hothead.

>>84807058
Using two katana is a bit strange

Nun-chucks are so fucking stupid

Why didn't splinter make them all proficient in all four weapons?

>>84807230
they hurt like hell though

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it doesn't make sense to me how a plain wooden stick is supposed to stand up to robots and monsters and shit

Which Ninja Turtle was the most attractive?

>>84807654
none
they are outfitted in different colored garb, and each one has signature weapon, b/c the audience can't tell them apart on looks alone

Donatello is a joke

>>84807077

Re-enforced sticks hurt a lot. Ralph has the number weapon.

>literally a farming tool

>>84807592
He could try to spin it, that's a good trick

>>84807654
mikey was the cutest, leo was most classically handsome, raph fucks the best, donatello is a cuckold nerd.
>>84807700
absolute shit opinion kys

>three-pronged meme knives

R18 cartoon Turtles movie WHEN

Why did one sound like he was from Brooklyn and the other California?

>Raph is a hothead brute
gets defensive weapon
>Donnie is a tech guy
gets simplest weapon
>Mikey is goofy and immature
gets weapon that needs a lot of focus
POTTERY
dunno how Leo fits in there

>>84808142
he's the most levelheaded so he's the only one that get's a real weapon. splinter knew what he was doing.

>>84807230
I agree. Useless for defense and just as likely to injure the user as the opponent.

>>84807135
if he didn't he would murder people

Imagine if Ralph got the katanas

>>84807230
>>84808407
I used to practice with these quite a lot in uni... because I was a stupid kid, but anyway.

They're not as bad as you think, amongst all the showy weeb moves are two really solid attacks. The standard "over the shoulder, downward strike" comes from a really relaxed stance and when you examine the lever length, equates to a police baton strike on the head, with a far greater acceleration.

However I'd prefer to have a baseball bat if given the choice. It has more than two moves and doesn't risk smashing your own genitals.

Raphael's Sai win the award for me; all the disadvantages of a knife with the advantages of a garden fork

>>84808610
PG-21

Swords that are to PG to cut through any of their enemies

>>84807887

I think youre confusing sai and kama.

Where the fuck are their shurikens?

>>84807058
Botticelli and his staplegun.

>>84807135

> Defensive weapon
> Literally three knives taped together

Those fuckers are even more stabby than the swords man.