ITT: Movies you never plan on watching

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>>84803922
why not?

>>84803922
>tfw you're a complete Tolkien dag, reading his books and watching the movies over and over again (can even stomach the hobbit films now and again)

I just want a comfy hobbithole or treehouse to live in bros ;_;

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if only I could.

>>84803964

Its been too long since its come out and the hype/acclaim around would probably lead to me being underwhelmed no matter if its good or not

Alien 3
Alien Ressurection

>>84804175
t b h unless you have a vagina you'll enjoy it.

>>84804102
Go on holiday to new zealand

>>84804175
Stop being a fag how bout dat?

Anything by Disney.

>>84803922

Twilight.

Anything in the DCverse aside from "oh so good" Wonder Woman.

>>84804177
Alien 3 is worth watching.

Every capeshit title ever

>>84803944
this+any tarantino movies+anything from godard except breathless

>>84803922
Are you even old enough to be here?

>>84804102
>implying people who read Tolkien enjoy the movies

The Middle Earth in your head >>>> Middle Earth on film (aka New Zealand.)

>>84803944
Came here to post this.

>>84804175
Big mistake, I was also avoiding it because I'm not really into all that fantasy stuff, but it turned out to be pretty great and I'm glad I saw it.
Still gotta rewatch in Director's cut one day
Also, you can simply watch the first movie and drop the others if you didn't like the first one.

>>84804175
They're shit anyway.
The movies drag on and it's a major snorefest with shit writing.
3 movies just to drop a fucking ring into a volcano.

>>84808455
I know this is bait but your post really upset me. They're my favorite movies. Can you please apologize? Otherwise, my mom will be phoning your mom.

>>84808455
>i like films which are the equivalent of mental popcorn

Get out

>>84808791
I'm sorry for your shit taste, but life's about enjoying what you like, right?

>>84804175
I find most guys like them if they can sit still long enough. If you are a fan of WoW, TES, DA, or any type of fantasy video game you will probably love the movie then. They are very immersive and I suggest turning your phone off and putting it in another room so you can really experience it

>>84805643
I haven't seen a single avengers movie and don't plan on it

>>84810720
There's only two

Not a movie but Rick and Morty.

>>84811051
I mean any of the involved superheroes.

I guess I lied tho cause I did see the first ironman. But that's it

>>84811579
Iron Man was pre-Disney and the only one worth seeing out of the MCU.

>>84803922
Get out, jew

>>84811626
Well I also watched the raimi spider men but I guess they fall into the same category

>>84803944
kek this

>>84808455
I know this is bait but it angers me that someone out there in the world holds this exact opinion.