What's next for Amy Schumer /tv/?

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>>84801508

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I thought that was an old woman from the thumbnail

She has better skin than I do
I'm a 6'4" skinny faggot who is ashamed to take his shirt off at the beach
I would trade with her

she is not attractive

>>84801589
when a 2/10 tranny looks better than you its time to sort your life out, amy

>>84801599
>She has better skin than I do
You should change your diet.

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>>84801624
I'll fuck that thing without a condom..dare me?
I'm just creating the kickstarter now senpaifamalam.

>>84801508
Who is this luscious sea elephant?

>>84801508
I love how the cinematography and pose and everything is trying to make her look as attractive and non-Amy Schumer as possible and she still looks like a used up soccer mom of five at best.

>>84801711
id do it for free. shes not hot, but shes not the ugliest thing ive ever seen. are there nudes of her out there?

still would

>>84801912
You mean than Goldie Hawn flick tittie shot.
Tbh that's about as much nude of Amy 'barnyard cunt' Schumer as I can handle.

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>>84801508
Jews are so gross.
I can't imagine Jews being descended from anything of beauty, so Satan probably has a giant fucking hook-nose and those same thighs.
Fucking nasty.

>>84801981
Shes a fat bitch dude. There are some good tier jewess'

>>84801508
who is this frumpster dumpster?

>>84801981
Anti-semetic posters are so fucking dumb

>>84801624
Diet has nothing to do with stretch marks, m8

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>>84802056
What you describe are known as 'crypto-Jews'
They aren't real Jews, they're LARPing goyim
Real Jews look like that ham-beast, except with more hook to their nose and a pervasive smell of burnt flesh

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>>84802100
I'm not anti-semetic, I'm actually quite fond of Palestinians.
But then, they're not filthy Jews.

>>84801508
Probably a big burrito or maybe a double cheeseburger.

>>84801616
bails is a solid 7 fuck you

>>84802123
>Diet has nothing to do with stretch marks
That's what you think fucko

>>84801508
>Tampon string

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>>84801508
>What's next for Amy Schumer
I predict AIDS

>>84802202
Probably closer to 6.5, it just looks like 7 because it's on a feminine body.

>>84801508
If I had to guess, I'd say something something vagina.

>>84801508
Ooh what that smell like?

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>>84801508
Christ, I want to fuck that so fucking hard.

>>84802248
which one of amy's joke writers are you?

>>84801508
getting knocked up by a black man

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>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who say they wouldnt

the grave

>>84803034
I've seen dog shit fall into a more aesthetically pleasing pile.

>>84801508
diabetes

>>84801508
>Dude, I LOOK UNFLATTERING IN A BIKINI, LMAO.

she's really ahead of her time.

>>84803034
I would. She looks so soft there.

>>84801508
So brave

>>84801589
Why was /ourguy/ Bailey Jay hanging out with Amy Schumer?

>>84801981
Fuck off, Anne Frank is marriage material

>>84801616
Is Bella as bad as 2/10?

>>84803034
I would but then again I like chubby girls

Her face is still uggo

>>84801508
>implying you wouldn't lick her pussy

>>84804629
Yeah. But after cumming i'd probably be sad and disappointed. Happy that I scored trashing my v-card but at the same time disappointed and a little bit sad because I'm sure as a going away present Amy would do something gross like rub her unwashed, smelly arm pits on my face or put her butt on my dick, and then fart. Okay that's kinda hot. I could really get off to that one. So as long as she isn't too gross. Imagine Amy's next Netflix special,"Yeah, I took this guy's V-card. He was in his 30's and as a parting gift, I took his toothbrush and rubbed it between my smelly barn and the inside of my thigh; yup, i got all that crotch rot grease and gunk and lathered his toothbrush with it, covered my stuff in toothpaste and told him, 'hey, have some organic toothpase.'" But who am I kidding, no woman, Amy or otherwise, will ever touch me.

>>84803916
I'd like to see you do better.

>>84801599
>muh height

>>84803034
Makeup is a helluva drug

>>84801508
Another latte, probably. The one she's got there is probably runnin' on empty. Then she'll make a trip to the toilet to clean out the pipes. Eat some chips after that.

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>>84801508
What happened to Amy?
Uuglyy owl.

>>84801508
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

>>84802124
Real jews look Israeli, not white

>>84805056
based IseeAmySchumerasachallengeposter!

What's next for you, Jason, is jail.

>>84805344
Are you implying that someone can get jailed for making an Amy Schumer thread?

>>84804759
Keep doing you brother

>>84804943
I don't think he was bragging

>>84805541
I'll try. Thank you.

Someone post her titty from that new movie of hers with Goldie Hawn

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>>84801508
reminds me of this

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>>84804013
>/ourguy/ Bailey Jay

>>84804759
nigga what in the fuck