POWER RANGERS??? MORE LIKE POWER KINO RANGERS

>>84801141
I'd give it a 6
>Too many Dutch angles
>Handycam zoom in
>Too many training montages
Other than that it was pretty entertaining.

>power rangers movie
>in costume rangers get 15 wholw minutes of screentime before going into zords

0/10 shit movie

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IT IS MEDIOCRE.

SOME FLAWS/INCONSISTENCIES THAT I NOTICED:

— IT BOLSTERS THE PSEUDOACADEMIC CONSENSUS OF PREHISTORIC CHRONOLOGY EXTENDING FOR HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS —ARE WE REALLY SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT BETWEEN THE DEATH OF THE ORIGINAL POWER RANGERS, AND THE PRESENT, SIXTYFIVE MILLION (!) YEARS HAVE PASSED? RIDICULOUS; THE WORSE THING IS THAT THAT IS BASED ON THE ACTUAL PREVALENT THEORY OF GEOLOGICAL/PALEONTOLOGICAL/PREHISTORICAL CHRONOLOGY.

— "ZORDON" SAID THAT THE ZORDS TAKE ON THE FORM OF THE PLANET'S "STRONGEST LIFEFORM" —THAT IS JUST UNIMAGINATIVE WRITING; WHAT IF THE STRONGEST LIFEFORM OF A PLANET IS A KIND OF MICROBE; WILL THE ZORDS BECOME MICROSCOPIC? TO LEAVE THE ZORDS' FORM TO SUCH ARBITRARY CRITERION IS BOTH, INEFFICIENT, AND IDIOTIC.

— OVERSEXUALIZED SUITS —IT IS FUNCTIONALLY SUPERFLUOUS, AND AESTHETICALLY REPULSIVE.

— "TRINI'S" PARENTS, AND SIBLINGS, DID NOT WAKE UP WHEN SHE WAS BEING TRASHED AROUND HER BEDROOM BY "RITA".

— THE MEGAZORD WAS FORMED CONVENIENTLY BEYOND VIEW, TO AVOID HAVING TO THINK REGARDING THE ACTUAL COUPLING MECHANICS, AND THE NECESSARY ANIMATION.

>>84801291
Hi cinema sins

>>84801291
jesus christ man its a childrens pop corn flick dont be rediculous

>90% of the movie is CW drama
>5% donuts
>5% scenes in costume and zord fights

all it needed was one fight in the costumes at the high school or the local community center

>>84801264
>b-b-but the costumes...

stop being such a little kid

LOOK! he made a Krispy Kreme joke!

>>84801291
It's a film for children you ridiculous namefag

>>84801141
>make a Power Rangers movie
>have 95% of it not be Power Rangers related
Shit/10

>>84801351
its a movie about teenagers in colored outfits fighting monsters but has akmost none of that in it

shit movie would not go see a sequel

>>84801388
If they make it into a trilogy, the second one would be kino :)

>>84801436
Sequel ain't looking likely though

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>>84801373
>it has to be fighting the whole time instead of character development and corny ass weird scenes
oldfag fans, ladies and gentleman...

>>84801436
>bring del toro
>bring kevin hart and The Rock to green/silver Rangers

oh boy i can see it, gonna be gud

>>84801452
>WHY ARE PEOPLE EXPECTING POWER RANGERS IN A POWER RANGERS MOVIE

>>84801452
the character development should not wholesale outweigh the mIn reason peope went to see it this is as bad as when you realize star wars has more faggots twirling their glowing swords than it does wars in the stars

>australian actor's accent constantly slip ups

>>84801495
but star wars is a stupid name for a movie

the name 'Power Rangers' is corny, but it makes more sense

>>84801499
Didn't notice.
Good example of that is Emma Watson in BatB

>>84801537
arr you suggesting we should have called star wars "twirling dildo" instead?

>>84801582
YEEEEESSSSS, DAMN RIGHT!

>>84801558
oh god her singing in that was awful so many flat notes

>>84801291
Wow if you are that guy I never thought I can understand you

>>84801141
>>Yellow Ranger is a bissexual qt who doesnt talk much
Is that cool?
>>Black Ranger is asian and he take cares of his sick mother
Ok.
>>Red Ranger is a boy scout "Emilio Estevez" type of character
The least developed
>>Pink Ranger is so fucking hot (even better than old Kimberly)
Disgusting fan service taking off cloth for no reason
>>Blue Ranger is a funny nerd black dude
Not funny

Calling it now, the sequel will happen
>Zed scoops up Rita, strips her of her coin
>Zed is badass - muscle and bone kept alive by Nanites and exoskeleton
>HE creates Green Ranger by implanting nanites in Tommy,
>Tommy is legit Native American, not a larper like JDF
>Tommy can summon puddies and calls them to a public place to lure rangers.
>Rangers beat puddies, get beat by Green
>Billy & Alpha create the power weapons to fight better
>Green whips out Dragonzord dick
>Billy & Alpha create communicators to call Zords and each other
>Dragonzord fuckin around
>we FINALLY get them all calling out their dinos
> They win and take Tommy's coin, break the mind control
>Zordon says no but gives final say to Jason - he's the leader, Jason gives him the chance to earn it
>seems like happy end, but Zed learns some bullshit/has a portion of the crystal

>>84801771
Forgot to mention the "story"
>uhh Jason and the gang start actually taking ninjutsu classes but quit calling it silly?
>Zachs mom totally dies - helps pull team apart when Zachary wants to kill himself but the team cant give him 100% focus
>I dunno shit Kim gets a crush on Tommy duh
>Billy graduates early, thinks about leaving city for college
>
3rd movie Zed wins, but then ZEO outta nowhere

>>84801892
id be happy with that