Autistic /tv/ things you do

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>hot girl shows up on screen
>put dicks out and starts masturbating

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>>84799133
>something cringe happens on screen
>Have to stop the video and walk around my room for a minute

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>watched Drive 6 years ago
>still make sure to keep my driving toothpicks well stocked

>>84799133
I like to dress in the same color scheme as the main character when watching a movie in the theater.

I don't watch superhero movies either.

>>84799315
yes you do

>>84799263
unironically this, although I always had a problem with chewing the inside of my mouth/lips till they bled and chewing toothpicks fixed this. Sometimes I get slivers in my gums but it's worth it.

>>84799133
>sex scene comes on
>put volume down

I do this even when I'm alone, it's just awkward

>Notice a technical error in the movie
>Screech loudly then shit in my hand and throw it at the screen for ruining my immersion

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>>84799207
Same here, senpai. It doesn't matter if the cringe is intentional or not either. I'll sometimes have to get up and pace just because the movie's crappy.

>watching twin peaks
>random funny scene
>immediately pause and search the scene on youtube

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>>84799133
>watching The Terminator
>walk around my apartment robotically turning my head while I scan the environment
>hum Terminator hum to myself to create ambient noise

Occasionally pause movies to discuss my reaction or emotion about a scene to myself

>>84799744
are you looking for peoples comments, or what?

>>84799467
congrats, you're a faggot

>>84799133
lol I also used to do this

>>84800118
>pause movie
>act out what I would do in that scene of I were part of the movie

>>84800326
no I'm not, I just find it weird since I'm watching a movie not porn so it seems a bit too much. I don't know

>>84801006
what are you a prude, just watch it

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>>84801080
why do you care, back off!?!

post on /tv/

>>84799133
oh boy.

I "practice" giving interviews. Both the serious artist discussing his craft on Charlie Rose, Dick Cavett, and James Lipton variety and the "I'm here to promote new thing and convince people I'm human just like them" late night talk show circuit thing. Dick Cavett


When I was a kid (was born in 1983 to give you an idea) I used to pretend to be Doctor Who on the playground.

>>84801080
You're a fucking degenerate get back in the oven

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>watch any movie
>pause every 5 minutes to check my (You)s

when I'm alone outdoors sometimes I spit through my teeth like Bodie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5c6IAOWyrM

>>84799467
I do this too, but have no qualms about watching porn

>>84799592
>notice a technical error in the movie
>pause the movie
>take a screenshot
>upload the screencap to my blog
>caption it with something like "What did he mean by this?" or "Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder."
>unpause and resume watching the movie
Even when I'm watching with friends or family, it has to be done.

>>84799467
>sex scene comes on
>tilt my phone away from the other passengers on the bus so that they don't think that I'm watching porn on the bus

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Always watch a Marvel movie and find myself saying "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath until I eventually walk out

>>84799263
this but unironically

>>84801566
You know most modern phones have a 180 degree vieweing angle, right?

Everyone on the subway can see it

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>>84801781
>You know most modern phones have a 180 degree vieweing angle, right?

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>>84801492
heres one you can check anon

>>84799207
>>84799706
I stop for like an hour and then I come back only to play the movie in the background because I'm not man enough to watch it.

>>84801566
I think that everyone who isn't autistic does that

>>84801781
Fortunately I don't have a modern phone.

>spending hundreds of dollars on 2017's latest model when my 2012 clunker still works perfectly fine
Don't be silly.

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>>84799871
I always do the terminator in the shower

>>84801838
I have a 80 dollar huwai chinkshit and it's perfectly viewabale from any angle at lowest brightness
Made me really nervous when I found out about it

>Character holds their breath
>I try to hold my breath for as long as they do

>>84802049
>character doesn't have sex for 14 days
>try not having sex for 14 days either
It's literally impossible

>>84801882
You ever fuck your ankles and imagine it's your waifu when you do it? I SURE DON'T HAHA.

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>sex scene comes on
>parents fast forward through it because it's inappropriate for a 22 year old to see
>they skip past a scene of dialogue after it and don't rewind to see it

Whenever there is something in the movie i find lacking i spend time formulating an opinion as to why this thing is detrimental to the overall quality of the movie to tell it to my friends even though my friends won't care and i will most likely forget about this thing by the end of the movie anyway.

>>84801492
THE REDS ARE HERE

>watch True Detective
>start doing that audible sucking inhale after every drag of a cigarette

ive never watched a movie with somebody else

one time I went to a party and used "evening gentleman" to greet a group unironically and they all gave me weird looks

>>84802324
did you tip your hat while doing so?

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>watch a movie
>pause it in the middle to search it in google to see if I should think it's good or bad
>get spoiled

>character says something
>pause and repeat the phrase in a funny voice and laugh to myself

>>84802284
You could always watch a steam, it's close enough

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>find movie script online
>read along with the movie

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>>84803379
>find inconsistency between script and what is actually said

>>84801492
>not having a second screen to check (You)s

Leave the room when I'm done with a conversation on an exciting point like I'm changing scenes

>movie stars relatively hot actress
>Immediately google to see if she has ever been nude

>>84799133
>attractive woman falls for ugly guy
>get angry

>>84802284
I'd watch one with you

>>84804779
i always do this. every time.

>>84802167
lmao I used to do this as a kid when playing Kirby.
>Press B
>*wheeeze* out loud