what the fuck was his problem

he loved boobies

but he loved them too much

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>actually engineering an android that can grow hair

>literally zero practical value

was weyland an autist?

he was molested as a child
his sister too

>>84793472
He was a creation too perfect, yet instead of appreciating him humans made a big deal out of the journey to find their creators, in their minds they were copies of the divinity and david just a tool but david knew they were beyond flawed and dated, david own journey to find his creators was spoiled after birth and he felt so underwhelmed underappreciated and decided that theres more to life, david felt to meet humankind engineers would mean to meet an even lower set of beings with possibly bigger flaws than humans themselves.

David did nothing wrong.

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>>84793663
>was weyland an autist?

>>84794018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRa_xmJ4zXg

>>84793472
Perfection is not a problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgJs7uluwlU

>>84794041
seriously, think about the amount of engineering challenges and tech they have to cram into the scalp to have fake hair that actually grows

and for what? its actually a hassle to have hair that grows

>>84794283
>hair is too much hassle for the son that you designed and created to one day surpass humanity

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>>84794393
but surpassing humanity would be having hair that doesnt grow nor need any upkeep

>>84793472

They accidentally bought the adversary version.

>>84794018
>david felt to meet humankind engineers would mean to meet an even lower set of beings with possibly bigger flaws than humans themselves.

They can create life. Retarded logic

>>84793472
they programmed an inferiority complex into him

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I want to see a robot made by a competing company played by Jude Law

>>84794887
more like jew lade

>>84794018
Agree. From his experience humans are stupid, messy, inconsiderate and superficial. That being said I think being isolated for 10 years created all sort of bugs into his programming and twisted him, Fassbender himself said he needed maintenance, like a computer does sometimes.

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>>84794855
>tfw all this time David was just insecure

Obsessed with poetry and art but his perfect being has zero appreciation for such things

Let's face it, he was just old defective hardware

Ambulate

>>84795454
>>84794833

Walterfags are pathetic

>>84794833
>he thinks life > machines
spotted the redditor.

>>84793472
>"David I created you, you're just a meaningless robot, you have no feelings or creativity you can't create anything. Prove me wrong, I dare you."

>>84793472
Bad writing.

>>84794855
Uhh he has a God complex

>>84793472
>David, your taste in music sucks
>Make me tea
>Faster faggot

What was Weyland's problem? You think he fucked David?

>>84793472
If you fuck the ripley in alien resurection and you get her period blood on your dick will it melt off from the acid blood? Did they mix the vampire Ripley with some of lebron james sweat which is why she has pro basketball skills?

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>is obsessed with muh creation
>creates alien that is retarded and can't create shit

Fucking dropped

>>84793472
>Man uses his creative ability to perpetuate his own biological weakness in service of an enduring, if ephemeral and elusive spark of Humanity. David uses his creative ability to perpetuate biological strength in service of an ideal of virulence, adaptation and linear extensiveness. Man’s ‘failure,’ in his eyes, consists in his human perspective, his sense that ideal principles in operation within the soul possess an independent validity and value beyond their ability to reproduce, survive, and adapt. As David is immortal, there is no need for Man to perpetuate his Humanity. Humanity has been raised to the level of a machine-object, which, finally being freed from any need to reproduce itself, may now go about perfecting the reproduction of life itself.

>>84800777
Alien Ripley is so goddamn hot.

>>84794833
And so can we. Thats the fucking point, you imbecile.
We could create David, who is better than man. Engineers could create Humans, who were better than Engineers. David was bound to find a species at least two steps behind himself. I dont think anon could have made that more clear.

Thats a profound thought that I hadn't considered 2bh.

>>84800863
Learn to swim, nigga.

>>84794887
jude law and michael fassbender sex bots plZ

>>84800777
In the novelisation of resurrection that happens.

>>84794464

obviously weyland was a metrosexual and viewed grooming as a privilege