The VVITCH

A decent horror movie in a genre starving for an original idea.

Cuckold pornography. Want to let me know why you posted an unrelated image, though?

Puritans were creepy, the American frontier was rough and drove crazy people even crazier. Also, the devil is out there making life even HARDER because of pagans.
One family learns the hard way that God doesn't care and it's better to just to into the woods and run around naked.

>>84792937
>ywn have autism this bad

Feels good man

>>84792695
Pure shit

>>84792695
Did you like it OP?

shit

Family thought there was no witch. But in fact there is a witch. BAMBOOZLED

It's a horror movie set in a world in which the Devil really exists and preys upon sinners. The entire family are sinners, even the baby (he's unbaptised) and so the devil has power over them. I'll list the sins if necessary, note their wrongdoing are not serious by our standards.

>>84792695

A retelling of the Book of Job in a period accurate Puritan setting, focusing on an entire family as righteous rather than one man.

And this being horror, they do not resist as Job did. It's the unappreciated cynical element in horror

delicious kino

>>84792955
>it's better to just to into the woods and run around naked.

That's an important life lesson.

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>kids talking to gaot all the time
>parent have no problem with this

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wouldya?

>>84793311
Only if she had on gloves

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>>84793311
Not when you already have a sister with a pair of perfectly good tits.

>>84793050
What were the younger children's sins?
I got pride, loss of faith, lust, and covetousness, but not sure about them.

>>84793471
They disobeyed their parents.

>>84792995
I did, it was a slow burn which I can appreciate. I liked the feeling of dread throughout

>>84793471

The twins are spoiled, and presumably willingly consorted with Black Philip.

>>84792695
Its a realist movie about people getting fucked twice, one by a real danger 2 by an imaginary one.
They cannot tell one from the other and by the end neither can you.

>>84793128

They aren't righteous you numpty, they sin constantly throughout the movie.

For starters, the parents believed they knew better than their neighbours how to worship - arrogance, loss of faith

>>84793311

Note it is made implicit she ground the baby up and smeared it on herself to restore her youth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_ointment#In_popular_culture

>>84793627

The supernatural elements are clearly real and not a delusion.

>>84793398
Pre-witch or post-witch?

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>>84793946
I'll have both.

>>84792695
horror kino

>>84793998
Correct.

>>84792695
>ywn remove her shift

I hate my life

>>84792853
Sounds about right to me.

>>84792695
Goatkino

>>84792695
The last 2 minutes were the only ones worth watching

and the Caleb POV shots

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How scary is this movie? Does it have a lot of jump scares?

>>84794421
None. It's not a "scary" movie at all. It's a movie about a VVitch.

>>84794421
It's more of a thriller. It's not the typical jump scare movie like most modern horrors, but instead provides a great sense of overwhelming dread.

>>84794421
Just 2 that I can remember. It's a great change from the norm we've all been watching recently.

>>84793044
Dubs speak the truth.

>>84793794
They are a dellusion because

1. at the time the witches were women who hid in the woods for dugging themselves using some oil made out of spoiled weat (guessing) the usage caused dementia over time. They were litterally the crackhoes of the woods.

The witch is real.

2.The family constant lie and paranoia puts them on a place that they start blaming themselves for what is happening while the witch actually fucks with them thus generating a self sustaining autismal state of witch doing shit, satan takes the blame, lies attract satan, kids don't obey parents, sister lies so kids obey, kids pass the lie to parents, parents believe and punish sister, kids lie to protect black philip, black philip fights to protect sister, sister gets blamed for being witch and goes insane for real once everyone is dead.

It's violins making things seem scary. Absolutely overrated.

I had to take 2 malteser breaks while watching this shit. Boring as fuck.

>>84794972
>1. at the time the witches were women who hid in the woods for dugging themselves using some oil made out of spoiled weat (guessing) the usage caused dementia over time. They were litterally the crackhoes of the woods.

This sounds like junk history bullshit, but regardless, within the movie the witch and the Devil are real, and I don't see how your reference to the supposed historical basis of witchcraft disproves that.

>>84794972
they float

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Any good recent horror movies friendos?

>>84795074
>having adhd

sorry anon

above average horror flick. IF the movie going public was more patient it might've had the succes it deserved

>>84795096
I wish i cared enough to google the name of the wheat that made witches become what they were so i can convince you how right i am but i can't, google it if you feel like it, otherwise you gonna have to take my poor englished words on it.

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>>84793398
giv ayylmao gf

>>84795327
http://customers.hbci.com/~wenonah/history/ergot.htm

Ergot poisoning

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>every time the director gets asked if he believes in witches or witchcraft he deflects the question

Did he sell his boy pucci to the devil to become a director?

>>84795468
thank you.

Does it only works on women?

>>84796225

No idea. I only heard about this theory last year too

>>84796554
Think about it, maybe that boy fucked the VVitch while she was clogged on ergot and some of it got into his cockhole thus causing an overdose.

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>>84792695
I really felt bad for the dad when the mother crawled into the boy's grave and looked at him like she was begging him to bury her with the boy.

>>84795191
What the fuck, man?

>>84793759
>Some sources (such as The Botany of Desire) have claimed that the ointment is absorbed best through mucous membranes, and that it was possibly applied to a special dildo that was inserted in the vagina.[2]

>broom flying was essentially a reference to female masturbation

I wonder how many women were burned at the stake because they were caught with a wooden dildo up their snizz.

>>84795191
How to accept your death

>>84793050
could you outline the sins please?

>>84792695
Literally just finished this movie ten minutes ago. Still not sure what to think but I'm glad I watched

>>84795327

It's not about a historical fact it's about a contextual one you fucking idiot.

The story is a work of fiction. The devil truly acts on the family.