/doug/

It's hard to survive a bomb in the lasagna

>It's a Doug accidentally ignites a race riot episode

>>84791545
yes remember that time he thought he bombed the school with his science project and immediatly went into hiding in the woods but then he found out it didnt actually work.

Would Doug be LGBT in a modern reboot?

>>84791692
Was he not already?

>>84791692

he would be speedrunning the bag the nematoad game so yes

>>84791692
He'd be Skeeter's twink, the show would focus on Doug's sister

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>>84791627

dude only has 7 hairs, wouldn't stand a chance

My favorite episode is the one where he goes full wigga during his Tupac presentation for Black history month and hast to fight Skeeter so the other niggas don't fight. Then let's Skeeter BLACK Patti for helping him out

>>84791692
He's already a "queer."

My favorite episode was the one where he date raped Patty.

>>84791545
>That time the mayor declared Bluffington be part of Canada due to a hatred towards Donald

>>84791545
doo dooo dooo doooo dooo do oo dooo dooo dooo dooo papop apodpopu cchao chow pop duododo aodupa

Fucking blue monkeys shittin up the neighborhood

bangin on a trash can

>>84794665
nematodes!

>it's a /fit/izen fucks patti as doug listens to them over the phone episode

>>84795343
I once in middle school had quite the obsessio with Doug and I wrote a few fan fics. One included some plot where Skeeter and Mr. Dink kidnap and rape Roger. I wrote these little stories and other like it and kept in my trapper keeper. ONe day a few of the loose leafs of paper fell out and I had not noticed and a teacher found that one story and my mom had to be called in. Sucked. Got in trouble for being creative, essentailly.

>>84791545
No. That kid is a fucking pussy-ass piece of shit.

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>>84794471
ER EEE ER EEE ER EEE EEE ER EEE ER EEE ER ERRRR

was mr. dink a pedophile?

>>84791545
>Doug destroyed an entire house with one rock

I think he would be fine.

Doug would be a lot better off with safe spaces

>>84791545
the OG beta orbiter, he'd be fine

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who /juicy mayonnaise pusy/ here?

>>84793593
Skeeter was blue

>>84796613
Double
Income
No
Kids

Yes, he's building an amusement/diddling park.

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>>84791545
Okay, I've been thinking about something. Does anyone think shows like this went too far in trying to normalize loserdom? How many shows were there like this where the main character has this absolute fixation on a girl he could never possibly get with? When I was younger, I thought that was just how you were supposed to act when you liked a girl, so as you can imagine it was way too long before I actually got anywhere. Anyone else feel like you were screwed over by lame role models?

>>84798406
stop noticing these things anon!

>>84798189
not to mention he's always inviting doug into his basement to show him his "inventions"

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>>84798581
Very expensive.

>>84798406
>blaming a childhood cartoon for your lack of achievement and random faggotry
kys

>>84798581
>>84796613
>>84799960

You idiots he's not a pedophile he just jewish

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>>84800482
>implying Jews can't be pedophiles

Doug only survived in the 90s because it got paired with Ren and Stimpy, the most based cartoon ever in its first two seasons, and Rugrats which was a fun little charming thing that was pretty funny.

Doug was kinda terrible

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>>84791627

>>84798406
Dammit. Fuck Doug.

he probably would have ended up shooting up his entire school like all white males do

>>84791692
Patti would be a Tranni

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>>84798581
>>84799960
>>84800482
dink is a good man

>>84798406
Jews play the long game. They've been toying with young minds through propoganda like Doug for decades.

>>84791545
Todays volitile American society
Ftfy

>>84801224
This. The best thing about Doug was the theme song and random ass sound effects. Everything else was really weak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR5zFiIxqSs

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Why is she so perfect bros?

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>>84798406

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>>84795343
my favorite one. Does anyone have the pasta?