For the 3 of us still watching this show, 2 hour mid season finale on now
How many people are Madison and her family going to get killed tonight due to their baffling decision-making? 10 people? 20 people? 100 people?
>>84789993
Everybody but themselves
3rd and final watcher reporting in.
>>84789993
All the no names at the ranch desu. And a ton of redskins.
I bet Squanto would change his tune if Unser's bluepilled son brought a bottle of Listerine
Native Mexican katana made from steel folded over a thousand times!
>>84789856
Did you guys see that the announcer guy from the walking dead shows did in a sky diving accident yesterday?
>>84790401
If I had to be associated with this show, I'd forget to pull the parachute cord too
>>84790333
Kek. I laughed when the tribal hq was revealed to be a goddamn gas station.
Also, why the hell is Walker so intent on war? Is he just bitter over the court case and shit or is he just chimping out indian style?
>>84790492
Ran out of petrol. He's going through withdrawal
OH SHIT OFELIA
>>84790583
I forgot who the hell she was
Character development
>>84790401
oh shit he's the 'Previously on the walking dead" guy
Nick is a cute when his hair isn't all guido
SAVAGES!
SAVAGES!
BARELY EVEN HUMAN!
Unser's a pretty smart guy - it's a shame Madison will have to kill him to assume her inevitable position of dummy dictator
>>84790964
SAVAGES!
SAVAGES!
DRIVE THEM FROM OUR SHORE!
It was funny to see Madison on the verge of calling the injuns a racist slur after she judged Unser for calling them alcoholic diabetics in a previous episode
>>84791034
DESTROY THEIR EVIL RACE!
UNTIL THERE'S NOT A TRACE LEFT!
>>84790401
Will he get mentioned in the death montage thing on Talking Dead?
>>84791144
Hardwick will shill for himself to be the new voice
Natives are just so boring. Dumb fuckers sold Manhattan for a bead and I'm supposed to feel sorry for them
>>84790583
>>84790668
I didn't expect to see her with the injuns. I was expecting something like Troy having her locked up in a rape/torture dungeon and Daniel going on a killing spree when he discovered what happened to her.
My boy squanto smoking straight up meth today
>the first humans
My inner /his/ is triggered af rn. True WE WUZZING at its finest.
jesus fuck madison is so stupid
>muh daughter
how many people is she gonna get killed?
Should have just burned the place down if you know they don't have any water.
>>84791441
Alicia too. They had a chance to wreck those injuns but because she didn't want them to kill one random guy baka
This episode is proof of why you shouldnt allow survivors after an invasion. Ottos would not be dealing with this if they went full aids blanket in the beginning
>>84791555
It's proof of why women shouldn't be allowed to make decisions, especially in the TWD universe
So he'll probably return Ophelia and then Daniel will show up at the ranch like where's Ophelia and they'll be like whoops
>Captain Blue Pill is still going to give him the water
Please let Tonto scalp him
>>84791550
Nah, Alicia realized that the Troy plan was stupid like Otto and Jake did.
>>84791691
>getting beaten and scalped
>"W-we can still have peace"
Great writing by TWD standards, they really nailed the bluepill liberal
>I'll kill you and burn him alive
>unless of course there is a girl nearby to make sad noises and make me feel guilty and decide not to do it
What a dumbfuck.
>>84791821
He's what a person looks like when they're still reading Bukowski past the age of 16
>>84790401
Is this for real?
Glad they redpilled Ophelia. I hope they stop being liberal faggots and just listen to Madison. The one time Madison is right to go full massacre on these injuns
...Madison put Ophelia to work in the kitchen didn't she
>>84791892
No
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_D._Wasserman
Damn that cunt Ophelia poisoned everyone!
SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATER HOLE!
wait did i miss something
>ofelia with the indians in one scene
>in the next scene is beaten up and back with madison's crew
>good brother seems to have already recovered from his injuries
i am very confused
OH SHIT
Welcome to murrica
Now gtfo
>>84792202
Someone tapped the tainted water supply. The person who died was your son.
>>84792229
Nick's fine. They'll write it off as his junkie constitution saving him from the poison
LOL RACISM
BASED OLD MAN RECOGNIZING THE SPIC MENACE
Yeah fuck brown people. Ain't got no use for 'em. Tell that spicorita to go home, unser
>>84792212
She got beaten and left for dead or do we thought. It was a trick so she could poison everyone.
What the fuck was Unser doing out there
>how do we make this character, who is obviously right, a bad guy?
>idk make him racist lol
The state of walking dead writing.
>Ability to summon lightning bolts
>Resistance to fire
>Ability to appear via astral projection
What class is Daniel
Great now Unser is officially the bad guy now that it is established he hates brown people. Goddamnit I was worried they pull this shit and make the injuns seem "innocent"
>>84792443
dark mage, clearly
>>84792443
Warlock
So I was just riding through the massively empty open desert alone on my horse when I somehow managed to find a girl collapsed in a hole.
>>84792515
Daniel telepathically sent her location
madison has entered BERSERKER MODE
Damn Madison went full badass and whooped Ophelia's ass
Will Daniel be disappointed that his Ophelia is a backstabbing cowardly murderer, or will he be proud?
Was she justified because that guy was a mean racist?
>>84792382
The zombie apocalypse is no excuse to stop defending the border
ITS A MADHOUSE
OR SO THEY SAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Get the blankets, Madison
>>84792497
>brown mage clearly
>the injuns are waging biological warfare on the white man
Time to rev up that smallpox
>anthrax
Injun biowarfare
So according to TWD, if you do enough hard drugs for a few years, you can immunize yourself to survive anthrax
It would have been funny if Ophelia slipped in enough heroin to cause an overdose and Nick just shrugged it off
I don't think it's actually anthrax I think the injun leader is bullshitting. They will probably turn it around and he admits to what the poison is cause the injun is actually nice or something
Cant tell if Strand or average street hooligan
>The boat is back
Lordy
A B I G A I L
Anyone see all the cocaine on the table? Kek I'm surprised he didn't take some
B O A T
O
A
T
I think John Redcorn cut into Captain Bluepill's brain
ZOMBIE MEXICAN HOOKERS
We Dead Island now boys
>>84793071
Between Daniel's superpowers and the zombie hookers and the anthrax this show is slowly turning into Z Nation
I'm fine, just a little anthrax, no big deal
>>84793181
>"Nothing comapred to years of black tar heroin!"
>>84793181
I don't know why all those politicians were freaked out 15 years ago
>>84793091
Least shit is happening unlike the walking dead. Sure it's shitting writing but it's still entertaining enough
>>84793181
Member when Nick siphoned enough morphine to kill a whale from an old man? I member
>go to the ranch and poison their food
>ok sure
>btw it was anthrax
>oh well that changes everything!
Teepeeniggers getting burned the fuck out
People who live in grass teepee should not throw anthrax
>>84793414
>indians getting masacred
When will they learn?
>there's a fire! we need water!
>did someone say firewater?
The comedy on this show is underrated
>>84793511
NOT THE DRINKING WATER
Jesus. Unser did a complete 180. Fucking writers
>>84793569
>"It's their land"
Fuck this shit. It's their land because they antagonized Unser until he had to take it into his own hands? Unser is still in the right here.
Unser did nothing wrong
>>84793644
>>84793619
This.
Fuck the injuns and this handfisted WE WUZ INJUNS bullshit.
I bet leddit has the biggest boner over this show now.
>Injuns sell you some land
>you move in
>suddenly they want their land back
>steal your shit and kill your cattle, so you kill them when they sneak onto your land
wow this guy is a monster
B A S E D Jeremiah exposing land niggers
>all this "but what about the white people" in the thread
>>84793732
He literally did nothing wrong but protect property wtf you smokin nigga
Will the local SAMCRO chapter come rescue Unser?
>>84793786
High potential for Blowback if they hurt red to help white
>Next season is going to be in space
>>84793786
Least he ain't chasing Gema like a cucked little bitch
Is he... talking to a Russian in space
>>84793826
>>84793837
Orbital strike to destroy the reservation CONFIRMED
>total lack of daniel in the episode other than his magical mind hacking
this is fucked up, man
>>84793896
He's busy doing space shit
>>84793896
We need more dark mage Daniel
>injuns say they will have an air force soon
>muh best mechanics from the Iraq war
Do helicopters fly on regular gasoline now?
Unser with the most poorly written heel turn on FTWD yet.
Jesus Christ are we suppose to sympathize with the injuns? Because the more he bitches the more I hate him. Bunch of Fucking hypocrites
Is all this sudden Strand shit going to pay off?
>strand talks to a stranded space Russian
As fucking cheesy as it is, it's been the best part of the finale for me so far, it at least had a little emotion behind it unlike anything else this episode.
RIP ABIGAIL
gonna need a gif of that strand-sunglasses-fire shot
so, you know
someone get on that
>>84794048
I honestly don't think we are supposed to sympathize with Otto or Walker. They are both people who are so caught up on the past and what is theirs that their petty irrelevant history is getting everyone else killed.
Well that and Maddison making classic Maddison decisions which get more people killed.
>>84794138
F, Abigail is the surprise cast member on Talking Dead
TWISTED FIYAH STATAH
Madison confirming voter fraud is real
Space Russians burning ballot boxes
So Madison was an irrational hothead even as a child
This cunt is about to murder Unser in his sleep
is there another half hour of this? Or was that the end?
If they'd never left the Abigail they could have pretty much been to Hawaii or some deserted Pacific island by now
>3 minutes left
>nothing has happened for the last hour
>>84794285
10 minutes - enough time for Madison to get another dozen people killed
kim dickens looking fine on that talking dead couch
>Surprise cast member
Travis? Unser?Negan?
>>84794302
It wouldn't be a Walking Dead show if the main characters didn't join a group at the start of the season and by the end get every single person there killed and burn the place down.
>>84794362michael rooker
>>84794362
Abigail or the Russian
Were they trying to be clever by naming the guy Walker in a universe where they refer to the zombies as Walkers?
>>84794362marilyn manson
Oh shit, after her little story, he's gonna kill this dude
fuck
She's trying to fucking Frankie Pentangeli the best character in FTWD
Damn Madison has some high ass persuasion skills.
She is going to convince Unser to kill himself or get someone else to do it.
ded
You were too good for these shit writers, Unser
>Speech skill check FAILED
This is the worst fucking rendition I've ever heard of Stand By Me. What the fuck.
what was in the bag?
>>84794619
nick hit the trigger just in time
>>84794671
Unser's head
>Surprise guest isn't Unser
So how does this stop the war? Injuns still want the land, so everyone in the ranch still has to leave or die, right?
>>84794720
The parley was that only unser had to die. They could have peace and coexist
>>84794720
I guess having Unser's head and them sharing everything will be enough for the injuns.
>>84794720
Now Madison will just have to kick up half of her shit to John Redcorn if she wants peace.
Ofelia looks pretty fucking fine right now
>World War I
>Nazis
>>84794777
If he goes full John Redcorn, he can help her with her "migraines"
Does /tv/ agree?
>>84794938
>defending your property from criminals who are destroying your livelihood because they regret selling their property to you
>awful
Fuck the injuns and fuck the FTWD writers, whites aren't to blame because the red man doesn't understand the concept of property ownership
>>84794938
I think it highlights how awful Californians are
>>84794938
only if they are referring to Madison and her family . Everywhere they go, death follows. Every group they infiltrate all end up dead
>>84794938
Both sides were petty assholes, and were meant to look bad.
Also, is Walker's right-hand man the kid from Syfy's Defiance?
>>84794938
>AV Club
Each day I hate them more and more
>come to /tv/ for once
>see how triggered they are over /pol/ shit
Now I see why people stay away from these parts. Both places were in the wrong and Madison made things worse because muh family. That's all there is to it.
>>84795244
Unser literally did nothing wrong
>>84795274
>People are dying
>He has a chance to swallow his pride and make a deal with his enemy
>Refuses because of some legacy he thinks matters when the world is over
I'd say his lack of action caused him his life.
>>84795358
Squanto wanted him dead. There was no way they could coexist peacefully.
>>84795358
>swallow his pride
He's the land's rightful owner
>>84795358
The only deal he could have made involved him dying
>>84795358
his enemy wouldn't accept any deal except his death.
>>84795427
Because that legitimately matters in the walking dead universe. Just like Strand's boat.
>>84795274
He might've killed Walker's father when he was simply looking for his dead men. They didn't really go into details on that, whether that killing was warranted or not.
>>84792618
the biggest thing he wanted for her was to not have to stoop to those kinds of things, he would not be happy about that part
>>84795604
The prairie nigger probably showed up after two bottles of Jim Beam with a tomahawk in his hand
>>84795604
The son that almost got scalped said something during negotiations about how the court found that Unser wasn't at fault and this was in the People's Republic of California where they hate gun owners and love brown people so the killing was probably warranted.
>>84794010
he's been getting angrier and less accepting since he started drinking again, snd since the outpost was destroyed
>>84795785
NOBODY likes native americans; even Californians hate prarienigs.
>>84795785
Thought that was about the sale of the land, since it happened generations ago. That's what they've been in legal battle over.
>>84794122
I agree
do svidanya
Madison confirmed Troy's mommy gf in the second half of the season
>>84795124
holy shit is it?
I loved that show, it deserved more attention
>>84796182
Yes, it was. His character's name is "Crazy."
It was a criminally underrated show.
If this show is trying to make me racist against injuns, it is doing a good job