>dad walks in

That must be extremely painful.

>>84787871
He's a big guy.

>>84787871
he seems to be a man of a reasonable seize

>>84787871
was getting caught part of your plan

>>84787814
>not tucking in your nuts between your thighs
what was bond thinking

>>84787814
Me on the right

>>84787915
>>84787902
>>84787896
i love you guys

>>84787814
You think Bond is shooting blanks after that?

>>84787990
Probably if he could even shoot at all

>>84787990
i never saw casino royale, i walked in once with this scene playing and lost all desire to watch it

>>84787814
Was the girl getting raped in the other room durring this scene?

>>84787967
someone get this fruit outta here

>>84787921
Getting whipped in the balls actually hurts more if you apply pressure to them with your legs.

I know that for exactly the reasons you'd expect.

>>84788079
If you had the chance to have sex with Eva Green, consensual or not, would you?

>>84788105
>I know that for exactly the reasons you'd expect.
elaborate

>>84788128
Especially if it wasn't consensual.

>>84788163
This

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>>84788177
her raping you right?

>>84787990
Probably be shooting blood. Idk how the fuck he's still fucking grills after this scene tbqh

>>84787871
4 u

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>>84787814

>>84787921
That he could bring friends

>>84787814
Le Chiffre has good aim

>>84787814
>sees Mads
>sits besides me and watches it

>>84788587
Or bond has huge balls

>>84788778
He's a big guy

>>84788606
Based dad

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>>84787814
>Not partially shitting so when he pulls the rope back and spins it he gets shit flung on him

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>>84787814
Nice gif, grandad. You're not fooling anybody.

>>84788970
bond already pooped before he left the bar

>>84787921
>not using the ancient kung fu technique of sucking yours balls up into your body

>>84788028
why would you post this? Why even enter the thread?

>>84789103
Perhaps but he wouldn't have fully evacuated. James Bond always keeps one in the chamber.

>>84787990
I think I remembered reading somewhere that all 00 agents are sterilized so as not to be bogged down with potential families.

In the book Le Chiffre gets killed by a Russian agent while he's torturing bond as revenge for him losing all that money. The agent then seeing the condition Bond is in decides to show mercy on him and releases him saying he's not part of his mission, but he then carves a mark into his hand with a knife so that all other agents will immediately be able to recognize him as a spy. Le Chiffre doesn't come back later like in the movie.

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>dad walks in

>>84789379
But Mads doesn't come back

>>84789379
yeah this
>>84790010

>>84789422
that's a tomboy, right?

>>84790299
its whatever you want him to be

>>84789422
look at those pouty lips