why did they call her 'moaning' myrtle?

That bitch moaned when the BBC tore that white pussy nigga.

>>84786727
but shes a ghost

>>84786675
what a fantastic series. im in the process of listening to the audio books atm.
After i finish a book i rewatch the movie

She was always whining.

>try to take a bath
>hear feminine moaning

>>84786675
Always complaining/whining.

>>84786763
The bbc was too much and killed her

I bet she sucked every turd that came through the drainpipe down her throat

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>>84786727
BLACKED is one of the dullest porn franchises in history. Seriously each movie following the black man and his white female companion as they have sex in assorted positions has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the overly polished imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of fake orgasms, all to make sex unsexy, to make intercourse seem unarousing.

Perhaps the die was cast when the ones filming vetoed the idea of non-white females in the series; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable black-on-white porn. The BLACKED series might be anti-white (or not), but it’s certainly the anti X-ART series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the girls are cute though
"No!"
The fake moaning is dreadful; the acting is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went took it up the ass, she did this really fake pained moaning.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time I heard a noticeably fake moan or orgasm. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The BLACKED mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they has no other style of doing porn. Later I read a lavish, loving review of BLACKED by the same director that does Brazzers. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching BLACKED at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch Brazzers." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "BLACKED" you are, in fact, trained to watch Brazzers.

>>84786675
>why did they call her 'moaning' myrtle?

Loud cunt. Moaned a lot.

Books
3 > 2 = 7 > 4 = 6 > 1 > 5

Movies
3 = 6 > 7 > 2 = 1 > 5 > 4

Because black could be anywhere

>>84786768
imagine being this tool. imagine his day to day existence.

>>84786906
underrated

>>84786768
if you arent listening to the jim dale version you are a faggot loving kike

because stephen fry is fucking faggot

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>>84786906
>Great Gatsby
>god tier
LOL what the fuck did YOU read anon?

>>84786906
>ranking LOTR as shit tier and on same level as harry pooter

this list is such a bait

>>84786675
I actually thought she was Harry Potter in drag. Had a weird dream where I was Harry and she tried to seduce me but then she turned me into a girl.

>>84787204
>>84787250
>people getting baited by something that has been posted over a thousand times

>>84787204
>>84787250
Hola newfriends

she was shlicking and thus moaning in pleasure all the time, a major turn on for all boys, girls, and creatures at Hogwarts. after hearing the moan for one second you would instantly get hard, after a minute you would involuntarily start cumming profusely, after a half hour you'd be dead from dehydration.

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>>84787204
the fucking greeks
what do you read besides videogame manuals and frozen pizza instructions you little bitch

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>>84786906
>little by little we advance a bit further with each shitpost, that's how a copypasta works!

>>84787458
the formula

>unironically reading books
>when movies and video game exist

is this a joke, right?
no pictures = no artistic value

>>84786675
She would cry in the girl's bathroom where she died. It is an alliteration.

>>84786675
Why did she die when she was wearing glasses? Plot hole?

>>84786675
There is a fucking weird movie with this chick in it where she plays some manic pixie OCD girl who notices the male protagonist has "it", i.e. OCD as if it's a fucking untapped magic ability or something

>>84786675

why she look like harry potter

>>84786906
One of the best adaptations yet

>>84787204
>>84787250
Are you baiting?

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>>84787675

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>>84788407
Gatsby sucks dick even on a technical level. Half the book feels like Fitzgerald isn't even trying to write well.

>>84787458
I am still mad about that fucking ending.

>>84786675
is it true that she's just Daniel Radcliffe in drag?

>>84788452
>Being this fucking new

>>84786675

Why is no one pointing out how weird it was that they had a 37-year-old actress playing a tween