IT'S NOT FAIR! IT WAS HER TURN!

>>84785910

There's a plot hole in Spider-Man that's so big you could drive a truck through it.

The incident at the Washington Monument would have been investigated and treated as a TERRORIST ATTACK. The feds would have quickly figured out the source of the explosion that damaged one of America's most well known monuments. All those involved would have been found and arrested. END OF MOVIE.

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>mfw Suicide Squad is better than both of those

>>84785938
tony stark can def pull strings if he needs

>>84786004
But that's not what happened. And he couldn't get the kid off for destroying one of the most recognizable monuments in America.

If Cap was a terrorist so was Spidey.

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>>84785938
what did he mean by this

>>84785955
Suicide squad is much worse than both of those

>>84786107
It won an academy award. It's automatically better.

>>84786107
worse at being bad!

>>84785955
>deadshot
>black
>better than anything

lolnope

>>84786093
He meant that he has autism.

>>84786127
By that definition, Suicide Squad's also better than MoS and BvS. Which it isn't.

>>84786139
fucking #REKT

>>84785938
Not a plothole

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>capeshit on average is getting better reviews than oscar nominated films
Seriously, why do normies take these retard critics seriously?

Wonder Woman is fucking horrible. Just stop.

>>84786157
tell someone who cares

>>84786127
Lol

>>84786219
i don't even know, most capeshit has the same formula for movie making.
has the "TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF BRO" idea transcended memehood?

>>84786004
>Being forced to make excuses for bad writing.
LEL

>>84786057
>>84786057

A lengthy federal investigation would have led the FBI to Tooms. The fat kid with the backpack probably would have been interrogated in real life; but that would have significantly hampered the plot and fucked up the overall tone of the film. Most movies require a certain level of suspension of disbelief; this wasn't even the most unbelievable part of the film. I mean, a powerful blast tears an entire ferry in half, and not a single person is even injured?
tl;dr stop forcing this shit meme and kys

>>84786093
You seem pretty triggered Marvel Cuck. Wanna talk about it?

>>84786210
>Not a plothole
Bwahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!

Holy shit you are booty blasted.

>>84786313
>A lengthy federal investigation would have led the FBI to Tooms.

Wrong gaylord. It would have lead first to the irresponsible fat shit who brought a weapon of mass destruction to a federal monument.

This would have lead to his arrest and the arrest of Parker. Yes, eventually the trail would have lead to Tooms, but Parker and Fat Boy both would have paid a serious price.

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They actually did it. They actually fucking made a movie about tumblr. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight a tumblr pleb shit. Every fucking line is sjw posturing. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one joke or quote in this movie that wouldn't get you at least 50 reblogs. If you were a Hilary Clinton supporter, this flick is for you. If you own a vinyl bobble head this flick is for you. If you like taking turns with your girlfriend getting rammed in the ass by imported black cock this flick is for you. If you're a normal fucking person who votes Republican and enjoys films about ideas, characters, and interesting settings this piece of shit flick is not for you and given the fact that there are no movies like that anymore because critics and audiences can't get enough meme superhero space shit you're better off just finding another hobby or killing yourself.
Fuck Reddit, fuck tumblr, and fuck whoever likes this piece of shit movie

>>84786219
You think Oscar nominations are proof of quality or something?

>>84786219
the "new thing" in reviews is that these films are rated "on a scale". That is to say a CapeShit review can get good reviews if its "FUN" even if its not really well made on a purely artistic/technical level
but a serious film is held to a higher standard so it can easily get a worse review.

>>84786376
>Spider-Shit recklessly endangers the lives of others.
>Hero.
Pick one.

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>>84785910
Still mad about Spidey's terrible drops?

>>84785910
lol

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>>84785910

Funnily enough I was thinking during the film that there's no way the villain of the film wasn't a Trump supporter.

Did anybody on this board actually enjoy Wonder Woman?
I thought it was okay, but there were definitely some cringey parts.

>>84785938
This would actually make some great Fakebook copypasta. Can I spread it?

>>84786219
>Oscar nominations worth anything
Fuck off were full

>>84786460
No I'm mad because Spider-Man is confirmed a better film and I thought WW would do better.

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>>84785910
Well obviously Spider-Man: Homecoming is a better film that succeeded on its own merits. Just learn to make better movies, DC.

>>84785910
#notmycapekino

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>>84786612
Okay.

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>>84786613
wtf!

>>84785938
Vulture would have took the blame now fuck off.

>>84785938
alien tech Damage Control

>>84786798
how does this disprove his point

>>84786460
Higher numbers.

>>84786924
It's Warner Brothers. Are you illiterate?

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>>84786956
>Homecoming literally already dropped by almost 50%
>WW had a bigger 3rd day
>pitiful weekend for a Spider-man + Iron Man movie
>"higher numbers"

>>84787003
yes but why would they do this for wonder woman instead of batman v superman and suicide squad

>>84787031
oh 700,000 how bought that first day 20,000,000

>>84786219
>celebrity circlejerks are more credible than professional critics

>>84787003
that's a video game not a movie
it also doesn't disprove Disney paying for good reviews

>>84787110
What are you even try to say?

>>84787003
there are warner shills here
for example a thread like this >>84776492 for anything else would have been deleted at the time it was made after 5 minutes
another one is how they're allowed to waifupost and avatar with the jew, but everything else is still stuck in the rule that was introduced in 2013

>>84787237
WW had a sticky remember that bull shit.

>>84785910
The only thing sadder than the fact that this was posted is the fact that you faggots react to it.

It's. Clear. Bait.

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>/tv/ - Television & Film
>complete shit at box office predictions
>doesn't understand box office numbers
>doesn't understand % drops
>thinks foreign markets actually save movies

>>84785910
>people still take rottentomatoes seriously after seeing this image

>>84787905
spiderman was literally and truly a superior movie. Get over it.

>>84787364
Hes been bought so its no surprise

Looks like Iron Man wasn't enough to cover the Sony stench.

>>84786391
My man

>>84785910
>Armond White didn't review it.
92 confirmed.

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>muh $200M opening weekend
>Spider-man and Iron Man is a guaranteed success
>it's finally gonna end Wonder Woman's run!
/tv/ is always so wrong it's hilarious.

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>>84785910
WW had the baggage of DCEU's shit streak while Homecoming had years of hype of RDJ and the best Spiderman could do is be 1% higher than Wonder Woman? Pathetic!

>>84785910
>Disney & Sony Bolshevism versus Warner Bros Bolshevism

No one should be on either side here.

>>84785910

WW is massively over-rated because of grrrl power and the fact that it's the first DC movie that doesn't outright suck.

Homecoming is a bit over-rated but nowhere near that degree.

1% better is an understatement of the highest order. 30% plus would be closer.

>>84786391
So, you didn't really like it then?

>>84785910
73% to 76% IMDB MARVEL BTFO

>>84785910
You are mentally ill.

>>84785938
wasnt that what they were doing on the boat?

capeshitters fuck off

>>84785938
Bigger plot hole: city contracts in NYC are iron clad. Vulture would've gotten his full payday for doing zero work and been fully compensated for his trucks.

>>84785910
both movies are shit

>>84785938
not a plot hole, my dude. Do you know why? Because the government(s) of the MCU have more important shit than some goatfuckers in the goddamn desert. flying space worms, Asgardian super-deities, evil assholes in high-tech armor, and shadowy Nazi science oganizations infiltrating the most secure agency on the planet are way more important than Achmed and his durka durka-douchebag buddies blowing up convoys.
IN FACT, it's heavily implied that Tony fucking Stark singlehandedly wiped out those fucks by himself!

>>84786507
>asking to spread pasta

It's only becomes pasta when you spread it, stupid.

>>84785955
Hopefully Ayer quits Scarface and gets right into GCS.

>>84794480
>Tony Stark committed genocide
BASED

>>84785938
You do realize that Tony Stark was aware of the monument incident, right?

Plus he has ties with the government, so he could've easily assured them.

>>84786460

>3 days in
>Making less than Wonder Woman

Fucking how?

>>84787364
>WW had a sticky remember that bull shit.

So did Spider-Man for Civil War. It always a fucking conspiracy with you cunts

>>84796614
It didn't make less money than Wonder Woman you fucking retard.

>>84796614
vagina

zendaya is a tranny, women hate trannies

>>84796705

Sunday to Sunday it did. This is Spider-Man movie already having less legs than Wonder Whore. Fuck imagine if this shit hero didn't have Iron Man there to make money for him. Would have done Doctor Strange opening if it was lucky.

>>84786219
I just noticed Pepe's glasses spell out frog

>>84787031
>taking part in a competition where you argue over which superhero movie is making more money on a day by day basis
Seriously, take a long hard look at your life.

>>84794210
Yeah, this was the part of the movie that didn't make sense. At the very least, he would have had a strong basis to sue them on. One party isn't allowed to just pull out of a contract. He would have received full payment for the contract without doing the work and would have come out of it better.

>>84785955
bait so bad you dont get a pic.

>>84785910
>WW has over 100 more reviews
Okay

Capeshit threads are worse than Kpop threads

>>84785910
>almost the same scores and ratings with 100 reviews less
lel poor spidey

>>84786460
>Wonder Woman made more money in the third day and it's going to make more day by day everyday from now on
You can buy reviews but you can't buy the audiences

>>84785910
MJ = White to black
Liz = White to black
Flash = White to middle eastern
And when “MJ” says she refuses to go up into the Washington monument because it was built by slaves

bravo marvel at least wonder woman didn't blackwash characters.

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>>84800022
>And when “MJ” says she refuses to go up into the Washington monument because it was built by slaves
I-is this real? Sounds bad even for marlel

>>84800078
Yes,

>>84796614
>Fucking how?
Being a better movie helps a lot

>>84800078

Yes

And, at the beginning the vulture is talking about the indians that lived here when his friend says "uhm excuse me it's native americans"

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>>84800105
>>84800508
Why is /tv/ defending this absolute piece of shit?

>>84800541
we're not. it's just marvelshills

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>>84786613

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Hmmm....

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>>84787168

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>>84787448

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is it called spiderman homecoming because hes back at marvel or because they're going to homecoming?

>>84801083
>Tomorrowland and John Carter with over a hundred positive reviews
How do we stop the undeniable corruption?

>>84799860
stop crying and close the tab

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>>84801083
>tfw /tv/ is the only place to understand the cinematic heights of john carter
how do we make a time machine to go back to 2012 and before

>>84800541
>>84800776
>dude politics lmao

It was a joke.

>>84796169
its ok as long as they're not white.

>>84801139
>no set up
>everyone seem to agree with her
>implying fucking disney will ever do jokes about slavery
Fucking shills we're onto you, your days here are numbered

>>84785910
The audience has spoken, Wonder Woman is pure garbage.

>>84786460
>Guardians of the Galaxy is a bigger name than Spiderman

Get me out of this timeline

>>84801425

How bad do you think Spider-Man would have done if Iron Man wasn't in all the promotion?

>>84801469
It would have bombed, the numbers its pulling are awful as they are but without the billion manlet we would be talking about a pure flop

>>84786507
No

>NO FUCKING DKEKS SPIDERMAN IS BETTER
>NO FUCKING MARVELKEKS WONDER WOMAN IS BETTER
>FUCKING CONTRARIANS STOP HATING SUPER HERO MOVIES
this is /tv/ now.

>>84797095
what?

>>84785910
It's telling that this marxist propaganda movie is getting such rave reviews. Hollywood and all media needs to be gassed.

>>84786219
Do you people seriously not understand how film criticism works? You think they consider summer blockbusters and Oscar bait equally and critique them as such? Jesus fuck you RT worshippers are dense.

>>84786612
>No I'm mad because Spider-Man is confirmed a better film
Is RT percentage all it takes for you to decide which movie is better than which? What did you do about films that came out before RT existed and you actually had to buy a newspaper or search the internet for reviews?

>>84786612

What? They're so close that whatever you consider to be the better film is the better film. RT worship baffles me

>>84802378
Well, just a few weeks ago, DC fans were trying to convince everyone that WW was the best Superhero movie ever because of RT scores.

>>84801131
Eat shit in the privacy of your home if you don't want to be judged about it, you disgusting fatbodied manchild.

>>84786219
>oscar nominated films are good
Lamo capeshit is trash but the oscars are just as bad.

>>84802516
You're all equally fucking retarded.

>>84802516
You're a fucking faggot if you care about RT critic ratings at all. Just look up some of their top critics, their reviews, they're a huge joke.

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>>84801065

>>84801083
Tomorrow Land was just made to shill the amusement park.

John Carter was a development hell project

Lone Ranger had Johnny Depp playing a native which PC grand standing > Disney bribes.

>le washington monument was built by slaves negroe mary jane watson face
Gee I wonder why this turd got these great reviews

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>>84786391
>If you're a normal fucking person who votes Republican and enjoys films about ideas, characters, and interesting settings this piece of shit flick is not for you and given the fact that there are no movies like that anymore because critics and audiences can't get enough meme superhero space shit you're better off just finding another hobby

DO THAT AFTER YOU WATCH THIS

if you watched either of these, you should just kill yourself

>>84786219
Films are just adapting to the new form of internet criticism pioneered by video games, everything that has a hype factor and isn't absolute shit is 8+

>>84786391
Name at least one line that is sjw in this film.

>>84786613
>>84785910
both are praised by the ((critics)) tho, because both is diverse, racemix promoting sjw shitfest

>>84802979
>getting triggered by a joke about a historical fact
When did right wingers develop this victim complex?

>>84804054
>"I used to draw cowboys and indians" t: vulture
<"actually, it's native americans but what ever" t: fat employee

>"Washington monument was built by slaves" (a blatant fucking lie) t: MJ.
Almost everything that MJ did or said was pretty sjw.

>>84804322
>a joke
You're in for an uphill battle if you want to shill that narrative

>>84804322
You are fake news. That's WE WUZ-tier shitposting if you're implying that slaves even had the know-how to build anything bigger than a shack.

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looks like we don't have to worry about next week either

BASED MAVEL WINS AGAIN like always

NEXT STOP $1.9 BILLION

>>84804720
>8.2/10 vs 7.6/10
>already embarrassing opening weekend numbers
Press F for the memory of spider-man

>>84794210
Why couldn't this have happened. ..I just want to see vulture happy and treated right by the system

wow loving the honest reviews.

>>84796657
They like to ignore the diarrhea that was spewed all over this board the day Thor's trailer dropped, too.

>>84786612

RT percentage means absolutely nothing. Plan 9 has a high RT score. As does Sharknado. I don't know why you autists post RT scores for everything like it matters. Metacritic is better, but even that relies on critics who are little better than bloggers these days.

Post your own opinions. Analyze it yourself and make your own arguments.

>>84805086
>Post your own opinions. Analyze it yourself and make your own arguments.
/tv/ can't do this.

>>84786219
Because nobody's sure of their own existence. If they matter, if the decisions they made were the correct ones. So instead of thinking about these things, there is a large set of people, who you call normies, who'd rather just live from moment to moment and enjoy the newest film that comes out and agree with the critics who praise it to be part of something greater than themselves. That's really it.

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>>84785910
DKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!

>>84805748

Kek I remember DC pajeets acting like the score will go down but nope it kept on increasing.

MCU always has the last laugh DC pajeets.