The Undateables

I think, perhaps, maybe a kissing, yes?

>>84784330
Who photoshopped Dave Chapelle's face on the dwarf?

>>84784330
Yup, I definitely couldn't date the middle two.

>>84784330
i dont like it. its weird to watch since its a show about typical /tv/ users

>>84784330
me second to the left

>>84784330
how can i get on this show?

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whats this guys problem?

>>84785260
Autism.

I assume the one with "accepting" is undateable because she is black?

>>84785260
hes white

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I guess i'm also undateable since I never even had 1 date in 27 years.

I tried asking a girl out but it obviously didn't went very well

>>84787196
I'm 21 and I already feel like death for never having a girlfriend. Does it ever get better?

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>>84787342
no it actually gets worse
all I do is sitting at home jerking off, can't survive in a job around normal adjusted people so I don't bother getting one.
I'm running out of reasons to get up in the morning.

>>84787410
how do you pay for food

>>84787461
leech money from parents

>>84787342
girlfriends suck pretty hard too mang. sex is fun and there are some cool moments, but it always feels like death in the end because youre coming off of a drug.

>>84787342
Never had a girlfriend, but been on a few dates. I'm 25. I'd say that it got better after I experienced those dates and started making a bunch of money. The dates I went on made me realize that I hate being around women, they're insufferable. Making money made me happy because I like money. I still get >tfwngf occasionally, but not very often. It usually disappears when I look at my bank account.

>>84787410
Yikes
>>84787540
>coming off a drug
Explain
>>84787572
I've been on probably 3 dates in my life, all with the same girl, and I enjoyed all of them. It was nice to have someone to hold hands with and kiss and actually be physically attracted me, something that never fucking happens. I'd give up most of my bank account for a girl to love me.

>>84787752
>physically attracted me
I mean that she was physically attracted to me

>>84787752
>I've been on probably 3 dates in my life, all with the same girl, and I enjoyed all of them. It was nice to have someone to hold hands with and kiss and actually be physically attracted me, something that never fucking happens. I'd give up most of my bank account for a girl to love me.
Yeah I don't really enjoy holding hands. And all I can think about is all the cocks that have been in their mouths, so I don't like kissing much either. Sex is okay, but it's not worth all the wasted time being around people I don't really wanna interact with.

>>84784330
I skip the physically disabled parts and just watch the mentally disabled ones desu

>>84787861
>all I can think of the cocks that have been in their mouths
Wouldn't surprise me now, but she was an 18 year old conservative Korean girl so I doubt that. She's probably been around the cock carousel and back since it's been 3 years now and she probably started college. It's just depressing and I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. Probably gonna buy a gun eventually and end it, it's not getting any better.

>>84785260
his mom dresses him

>>84787992
Get Tinder, fuck a couple sluts, move on, get into a good career, buy a house, spend your free time doing an interesting hobby.

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>This much of nu-males feeling suicidal because of women
And nothing of value will be lost!

Midgets can be super qt's but usually their disorder fucks up their head so they end up looking like Roy from mask in the face

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I'd fuck a midget if she was cute enough.

I like it. I enjoy the combination of comfy, cringe, humor and autistic qts.

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