BECAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP

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>Shia was taken into custody at 4 A.M. Saturday morning. He was booked for disorderly conduct, obstruction and public drunkenness.

>Cops say early Saturday morning, Shia approached someone for a cigarette. When the person said no, they say he started swearing in front of women and kids. He was told to leave but refused and became aggressive toward an officer.

>When the cop tried to arrest Shia, the actor ran to a nearby hotel. He was arrested in the lobby and continued being unruly.


What the fuck is his problem?

What a degenerate piece of shit.

What's his fucking problem?

The man is not well.

Needs the good book IMO.

>>84780851
Man its almost as if celebrities can get away with anything with little to no consequences.

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>>84780851

>>84780912

it must be so satisfying to tell a celebrity they can't have a cigarette

He's a faggot.

/thread

>>84781087
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

>>84780912
Salty about HWNDU?

Is that still going on btw?

he's a brat, i don't get why people have a hard time realizing that. hes a spoiled little brat trying to be cute.

>>84781082
Even more satisfying to watch him go to jail over it kek

>>84780851
>>84780912
fucking antisemite nazi cunts don't want to give him cigarettes.

>>84780912
There were kids up, and out, at 4 a.m.?

>>84781087
you get arrested for that in america?

negative publicity doesnt exist you absolute fuckheads. its still just publicity.

>>84781157
>Boxxymaid
How long did it take you to generate that trip code?

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>Shia asks you for cigarettes and you have to come up with something to provoke him into a fight on the spot

what do you say?

>inb4 hitler did nothing wrong

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>>84781156
>Salty about HWNDU?
pssh, nothin' personal

>>84781207

publicity for what, peanut butter falcon?

>>84780851
THIS IS DRUMPFS FAULT AHHHH

>>84781207
Tell that to Kes, Brendan and the other inductees to the Hall of JUST

Shia is in terminal decline, even before he started this art stuff his acting career was basically over and now he doesn't even have that. I dunno if Cheeto being president or /pol/ fucking with his every move broke his mind more, but he's fucked

maybe in 20 years he'll do a Mickey Rourke and be in something

>>84781256
>tap ash onto his face
>one of your relatives? heh, holohoax.
>do a kickflip and skate away

>>84781207
>get arrested.
>publicity.
do you think the legal system is one massive ad campaign?

>>84781303
>reddit spacing

>>84781256
>fuck off loser
>DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!
>you look homeless, fuck off before I kick your teeth in

>>84781168
The Man is fitting him up. Marginalizing a great talent in a time of revolution. For shame!

>>84781264
that's some grade A memeing

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>>84781264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAdoR86XKFY

>>84781256
>*teleport behind him*
>pshhh nothin personnel kid
>*divide them*

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HE. WILL NOT. DIVIDE. US.

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>>84781404
>"HE. WILL NOT. DIVIDE. US."
>a wall is erected
>twice
SHIA LAKEKED MORE LIKE

>>84781256
"sorry, I don't have any more buddy"
walk by him and whisper "Pepe"

>>84781256
>cigarette? why don't you take your poofter ass back to the HWNDU Jew York museum you fucking manlet

>for the sixth time

how long until they throw him in prison for a few years? he's obviously a menace to society.

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>>84781059
this guy gets it

>>84781256
>"if I wanted you to make ash I'd gas and burn you like in the good old days"

>>84781256
apparently just not giving him a cigarette will do the trick

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>>84781059
>tfw Shia gets in your face to talk about jesus christ instead of his dreidel

>>84781264
That's a good trick.

>>84781615
this some nazi shit right here. your fags too good for him because he's jewish?

it's 2017.

>>84780851
So he's been arrested seven times?

>>84782021
Why would it be seven times if he just got arrested for the 6th time?

>>84782071
Because he was arrested *again* for the sixth time. The first "again" would be arrest number two.

>>84780851
this happened in my city literally 15 minutes away from where I live.

If I had known he would be out I would have gone to meet the poor guy

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>>84782108

>>84782108
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>84782141
goddamnit Anon, you could've helped him to fight off the cops. at least break him out of prison now.

>>84782151
You get what I'm saying, right?

>>84782158
Come on. Think about it. Say hypothetically, you get arrested for first time. That counts as 1. Your first arrest.
And then you get arrested again. That's 2
And then you get arrested again. That's 3
And then you get arrested again. That's 4
And then you get arrested again. That's 5
And then you get arrested again. That's 6
And then you get arrested again. That's 7
Getting arrested "again" 6 times = 7 arrests.

>>84781087
We broke him

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>>84782226

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So since /pol/ broke him, think we can push him into becoming a female (male) ?

>>84781256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltK_ih6uAIE

Wouldn't work anyway.

>>84780851
I think this is a result of him realizing everything he was ever told by his hippie commie jew parents was a lie, considering his difficulties with HWNDU and this aite

>>84782226
A shift of tone and the sentence make sense in both cases and you need something to do in your life.

>>84782226
You are indeed correct. You can't be arrested again if you haven't been arrested in the first place. Most likely the person writing the title didn't realize her mistake when it came to the sentence meaning.

>>84782108
English isn't your first language is it?
Again can be used any time something happens more than once. So yes, Shia's been arrested again. And it will happen again and again because celebrities don't do jail time.

>>84780851

AND IM TRYIIING TO KEEEEP

>>84782226
>again, (COMMA) for the sixth time

not

>again for the sixth time

>>84780851
this is orange cheeto fault

>>84782335
who was the dude? was that the memebomber?

>>84783146
>And it will happen again and again because celebrities don't do jail time.

He was arrested for public intoxication. A normal person wouldn't do jail time for that either.

>>84783896
who even said hes doing jail time you moron

I think the dude should be recognized for being responsible for some of the best comedy created in the past 10 years. Sure it was unintentional, but watching /pol/ troll his stupid "art", and then find and steal his flags with pure autistic fury and doggedness, has been the absolute highlight of entertainment this year, if not the decade.

HEEBS WILL NOT DIVIDE US! HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!

>>84783968
I was just pointing out that most of his arrests have been for minor shit. He's not getting special treatment due to being a celebrity.

>>84783973
agreed. /pol/ using the stars to locate his flag was some next level shit.

>>84780851
You lads think the movie is going to be kino? He's not really a bad actor in my honest opinion.

>>84781201
If you sperg out like Shia did then yes

>>84783802
You missed Finland.

>we finally did it beans, after all this time we have finally became a Even Stevens

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>>84780851
>mfw I see the OP

seriously though, I think his intentions are good but his intellect needs a little shaping up. His heart is in the right place.

Let me know when he's been reduced to ashtray surfing. Shia still has a ways to fall.

>>84784686
He's an alcoholic asshole. That's hardly uncommon in Hollywood but he seriously needs to start just staying home.

HE WILL NOT ARREST US

>>84784686
>His heart is in the right place

all he did was for attention.

>>84780912
He and many other celebrities suffer from the same syndrome
Hollywood only produces madness, holy shit. What a fucked up place.

>>84781256
>Hey, Shia. With your money and connections, you could easily start up a scholarship so smart but poor kids could get the money they need to go to colleges. Or you could start a grant to give to some scientists with a cool idea but don't have the funds required. But you're not doing that. Instead you're doing shitty little art projects, pretending you're the next Andy Warhol, acting like you're all avant-garde even though you worked on Disney Channel sitcoms. Jesus, just look at yourself. You think Trump or anyone on your shitlist would care if you yelled at them? It'd be okay if you were just some regular NEET using up his parents' money to do passive-aggressive protests, but you've got money. You used to be somebody. You've got more money than most people will ever see in their life, and you're wasting it on internet shitshows or lazy performance art, instead of actually fucking helping people. Why the fuck are you even asking me for cigarettes when you could call somebody to deliver a ton of cigarettes on an Optimus Prime styled truck to your house? Get the away from me and go back to pretentious little friends.

>>84780851
do you guys think he was a pizza victim when he was younger?

>>84782478
>didn't realize her mistake

how do you know it's a woman?

>>84781256
i'll give one to you if you tell me how much you love trump

>you will never deny a rich jewish celebrity a cigarette


probably felt pretty good

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>>84783863
Some guy named Matt. He also exposed Tim Pool as a balding cuck.

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>>84784686
Why the fuck do you take pity on american celebrities who sees us as nothing but peants from the zoo?

>>84780851
I've been arrested twice for drunk in public, it's not a big deal, there's not even a fine

>>84784902
His parents were weirdo hippies I think.

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>>84782108
how do you feel about pic related?

>>84784987
wow, that guy Matt sounds so brave and cool.

>>84785139
Cooler than Shia's faggot ass

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>>84785139
You gotta admit there's nothing funnier than an adult having a temper tantrum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWOfHN7cTk4

>>84785194
yeah man, totally. He 's not afraid to expose bald people.

>>84785486
Absolutely, they need to be shamed for the genetic failures they are

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>>84785097

>>84785486
Bald people who try to hide their baldness are the worst.

>>84784302
He didn't do anything in Finland, did he?

>>84785508
for sure man

>>84785626
definitely. Teach those guys a lesson. The weak must fear the strong.

>>84780912

>he started swearing in front of women and kids

Fucking Ameriprudes actually triggered by swearing, lawl.

>>84785749
>the weak should fear the strong
YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

>>84781142

keke

>>84785769
>t. 3rd world nigger

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>>84785749
>Teach those guys a lesson.
My thoughts exactly.

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>arrested for public drunkenness

Aha fucking what. What's the point.

Then again I've been to a couple of festivals in the US and seen grown men vomit after half a bottle of gay spirits like "Jack".

>>84784948
>"I don't love him at all."
Now what do you do?

>>84785983
>implying the skinnyfat mumbly betas of /tv/ would be able to even talk to Shia

>>84780851
Literally syd barretted himself with all the LSD he took.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Enjoy years of hobo Shia footage.

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>>84782108

>mfw all these morons don't get that you're actually right

>>84781168
This. Fucking stupid ass clickbait shit.

Wouldn't mind meeting Shia in a bar and getting shitfaced with him desu.

>>84782478
>You can't be arrested again if you haven't been arrested in the first place

And yet in America you can be arrested for resisting arrest, even when you haven't been arrested in the first place.

>>84781207
This is too complex for anime generation. No watch as his movie get nominated for some shit or make a decent amount of $

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>>84780851
>in too deep
>you're not going to be the convict to fuck Shia in his tight little Hollywood ass in his eventual but short prison sentence

>>84785409
>You gotta admit there's nothing funnier than an adult having a temper tantrum.

Especially when he takes it to Twitter ... and he's the POTUS.

>>84785811

>American calling out someone for living in a country with huge wealth disparity and no universal healthcare

keke

>>84786238
and then he starts talking shit to a pack of niggers and he expects you to back him up

>>84786529
Rage doesn't translate at all into text you fucking retard.

>>84786713

lel

>>84786713
sure it doesn't, we couldn't detect yours in that post.

>>84785642
Him and some other fag were in cabins and people could talk to them in an art museum in Finland and /pol/ still trolled him.

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>wanted to do HWNDU nonstop for 4 years
>agitated after a couple days
>pissed off and violent after a couple weeks
>absolute unhinged after a couple months
And he wanted to do it for f o u r y e a r s

>>84784073
>agreed. /pol/ using the stars to locate his flag was some next level shit.

i missed this, elaborate? why does it seem like /pol/ are the only ones doing anything fun around here anymore

>>84780912
>women and kids
>at 4am
doubt

>>84786756
>>84786796
See what I mean. You think I'm angry because I used "fucking retard". Rage does not translate into text because I'd just stop in frustration and not write anything if I was angry.

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>>84786974
the livefeed only showed flag pole and the sky

anons triangulated jet trails and further narrowed it down with how the stars rotated

all within 48 hours or some shit, then they sent some guy to drive around in his pickup truck and honk until they could here it on the livefeed itself

>>84786974
alot of old /b/tards from the 2006-2012 era migrated to /pol

also its now like the top 3 most busy boards thanks to reddit tourists

>>84787093
kek, stay mad

>>84787093

I said "lel" because I knew that was what you were doing, Anon.

But now you're actually starting to sound slightly annoyed.

>>84787100
and then what happened, also what stream?

>>84787310
That reply was towards>>84786796

Not sure why I included you. I'm just tired.

>>84787315
The HWNDU stream you dumb faggot. Shia put a flag on top of a building in London instead of chanting and /pol/ triangulated it.
Someone climbed up to take it down but it was secured and they didn't bring anything to cut it with.
The police eventually shut it down because people kept trying to get the flag down. Shia once again got divided.

>>84786074
kek

>>84787381
dude you're SOOOOOOOOOO mad right now

>>84786622
>butthurt foreign trash trying to justify living in a nanny state because they lack the courage to succeed or fail on their own

>>84787315
then they scouted out the area (it was in bumfuck nowhere TN), waited until dark , stole the flag and replaced it with a trump cap and pepe tshirt

the 2nd(?) He Will Not Divide Us stream that shia set up

https://heatst.com/tech/he-will-not-divide-us-livestream-placed-in-middle-of-nowhere-but-4chan-still-found-way-to-troll-it/

>>84787384
no, the london 1 was after the 1st heist

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>>84787434
Nuh-uh

>>84787384
>>84787462

not london, liverpool

If it wasn't for Trump none of this would be happening.

I fucking hate that orange criminal piece of shit, LOOK AT WHAT HE FUCKING DID TO SHIA

>>84787438

>t. barbarian that doesn't realise that living in a "nanny state" IS succeeding.

Stay cucked as the already rich spend your tax dollars on themselves. Hahahaha

>>84787489
>not london, liverpool

Of course the fucking retarded Brits FAILED, as usual. Despite the fact the location was made public knowledge by Shia's idiots. Leave it to the Brits to fuck up something like a simple flag capture because they're too stupid to bring something capable of cutting zip ties, or the lanyard.

>>84787100
>>84787384
that's some supreme autism to be honest with you

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>>84787681
>>t. barbarian

Oh, that's cute.

>>84786927
Realistically, there's no way the project would have lasted for 4 whole years. The entire concept was flawed from the beginning. Even if all the participants played by Shia's rules, interest would wane over time.

>>84787783
I bet people in the world love americans for that accomplishment

>>84787783

>Living on past glories of others that you had nothing to do with

Make your mind up, are you a brave Capitalist individual or do you want to take shared credit for your Government's achievements, like a Socialist? keke

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>>84787738
you on 4chan, what else do you expect

weaponized autism GOD EMPEROR MAGA

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>>84787892
>>84787916

You've got nothing more than the ramblings of petulant children?

I guess we're done.

>>84781256
>Ok, but they're menthols.

>>84788069

You lost, so yeah, we're done, faget.

>>84787738
The entire idea of HWNDU is more autistic than people trolling it.

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>>84782108
I like your style.

>>84785922
misdemeanors like that are free $$$ for most cities

>>84780912
>he started swearing in front of women
Great Scott! The horror, I say, the horror!

>>84781233
A couple of weeks ago someone on /g/ had access to a supercomputer and did that and a few others.

I guess it's time for Shia to get Even Stevens.

>>84787518
but he's making ok for men to wear crazy makeup in public

>>84780851

DIVIDED

>>84781233
>>84788905
One hour or less.

https://rbt.asia/g/thread/61019512/

>>84786246
Well yeah. You haven't been arrested yet if you're in the process of resisting being arrested.

>>84782108
too subtle for the average /tvtard I suppose.

>>84780851
if he wasn't Shia LeMeme he would have a life sentence by now

>>84784987
that is the worst thing they could have done to him
fucking evil

fuck j*ws

>>84780851
>After /pol/

>>84781256
God Bless America

>>84784987
Tim Pool?

>>84786622

Literally the only people that complain about "wealthy disparity" are burger-flipping losers and basement commies.

That's because it's literally just whining that someone has more money than you.

>>84784987
but tim pool is /ourguy/

>>84787681

>t. barbarian that doesn't realise that living in a "nanny state" IS succeeding.

I keep forgetting how brainwashed you thrid-worlders are.

You really are the embodiment of 1984's "freedom is slavery".

>>84787681

We pay lower taxes than you.

And yours are literally being used to pay Muslims to colonize your country.

>>84785769

Let me guess: You're posting from a country that criminalizes "hate speech", right?

>>84780912
>public drunkenness
>When the person said no, they say he started swearing in front of women and kids

What the fuck is this 1835?

>>84782108
He's actually been arrested 12 times and this is his second time being arrested for the sixth time

>>84786974
>>84787315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9zyxm860Q

Poor guy. /pol/ pushed him over the edge and now he's fully deranged.

>>84780912
>Shia gets arrested for a few swear words in front of wymn
>meanwhile whores stumble around drunkenly at the early hours of the morning swearing, shitting, and vomiting like dying animals with no repercussions

>>84793457
i got arrested for public drunkenness for accidentally dropping my fountain drink in a subway then asking for a new one. i spent 2 days a jail.

>>84780912
/pol/ broke him with all the hwndu stuff

JUST

>>84781404
>PRAISE KEK. PRAISE KEK.

Lol, that shit was unreal

>>84794443
>that MY WIFE'S SON chant
I miss it sometimes

>>84781545
he's a cashed up hollywood jew he can get away with just about anything

>>84794401
nigga broke himself
he has 0 tolerance for anything, i have no idea what he expected to happen
if we completely remove /pol/ from the equation, a couple hoodlums would have done the same shit and we would have ended up at the same place of him being completely unhinged
he's a legit nutcase

>>84790085
thx

>>84794178
I think he was arrested more for being a nuisance and not leaving the establishment when he was told to. "Swearing in front of women and children" is just how the writer spiced up the story for his dumbshit readers. He also ran from the authorities who probably would have just held him in the drunk tank till he sobered up and had his lawyers tell them to fuck off.

>>84781168
they are big guys, for bed time

>>84786974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9zyxm860Q

>>84786246
you know you get a lawyer, right? and even shitty overworked public defenders still can get that one dropped. It's the meth they find in your boot that sticks.

>>84781087
D I V I D E D

>>84781256
I already "gave" you my foreskin. Go buy your own cigarettes, rat.

>>84790085
wewlad

>>84790255
detainment =! arrest
A crime must be named and they must attempt to prosecute you if it is an arrest.

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>>84793204
DELETE THIS

>>84781256
Can't, "They will give you hepatitis" in that familiar tone while licking one of my cigs in front of him.

>>84797204
chant*
Not can't
I'm too tired to be up

>>84781264
BASED

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>>84780912

>>84781639
He meant alcoholics anonymous book

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AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALLLL

Georgia? I thought he was in a cuck shed in Norway or whatever.

#FREESHIA

THOMAS JEFFERSON
THOMAS JEFFERSON
THOMAS JEFFERSON

>>84801737
>Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested in Savannah, Georgia early Saturday morning for public drunkenness, disorderly conduct, and obstruction, Variety reports. LaBeouf is in town filming The Peanut Butter Falcon, an independent film in which he plays an outlaw who helps a young man with Down syndrome pursue his dream of attending a wrestling school.

Is this real life?

>>84800617
>jul 2017

really makes you think

>>84794542
red flannel guy had my jaw and sides in pain from laughing

CHERYL

>>84800617
imagine losing this badly

i want to taunt him while he's behind bars

>>84780912
/pol/ drove him insane

>>84786085
This, he went overboard with heroic doses and can't wake up now.

>>84782226
or getting arrested for the sixth time would mean he has already been arrested six times and goes for another round which would mean getting arrested 12 times.

>https://www.instagram.com/thechristycarlsonromano/
would you a ren stevens?

>>84803223
Does she still have the shitty boob job?