What the fuck do you want?

>>84779526
Yeah, umm can you get Robert for me? Thanks

Popcorn bitch

>>84779621
that is robert, check the tag

>>84779526
Your ass, faggot.

>>84779526
uhh. a small popcorn and, uh, a small regular coke
*artfully snatches straw and napkins while foodstuffs are being prepared without even looking*

>>84779526
I'd like to speak to your manager.

>>84779652
I mean the uhm... tall Robert. The one who uhh... likes rap music

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>>84779772
you looking for me whiteboi?

>>84779790
Ahh yes. I think I left my falconry glove here yesterday

>>84779790
Robert, /mynigga/ never leave me again!

>>84779526
Your ass wrapped around my dick, meet me in the men's toilet after I've finished watching Spidey and I might tip you

>>84779790
The only hands I want touching MY crab legs!

>>84779790
Robert hyyype

>>84779871
what did you mean by this

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Ey, anon! Dis fuckin' guy! Hehe. Here's your popcorn, ya prick. Heh, just kiddin'. You're welcome to try da gabagool anytime instead of dis same popcorn shit. And word to the wise, anon: don't wear those khaki cargo shorts if you're trying to pass da virginity test. Oof, not gonna say nothin' but I can smell your virginity better than my momma's spagool. Anyway, see ya later, anon.

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Thread theme

https://www.soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

>>84779790
Robert would never never mention race. He is far too quaint.

>>84780000
Thank-you for the advice Robert, do you know when the virginity inspector will be here? I need my season pass renewed

>>84780000
GOD LIKE

>>84780009

kek

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>>84779756
Yes sir, may I help you?

>>84779526
One suicide, extra butter.

>>84779790
RO BO BO BOBBY

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The virgin area is right this way, sir. But I must remind you that all who agree to enter have subsequently admitted guilt to being a virgin. All virgin patrons must serve in the popcorn mine for an amount of time multiple of that of their watched film's length ... I can't be seen taking you debit card here ... sir. Some might think I was touching you.

>>84779526
"small popcorn and small soda please"

"okay sir that will be twenty dollars"

>>84779526
do white people really do this?

>>84779971
>he doesn't order crab legs at the theatre
Sad!

>>84779526
Umm where is the other Robert? The one that can sexually satisfy my wife and daughter.

>>84779526
Finally, a theater employee that speaks my language. I want to talk to your faggot manager and tell him to give you a raise.

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>>84780076
can you point me in the direction of the showers?

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SIR! YOU FORGOT YOUR POPCORN

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>>84779790
Glad to see another brotha around

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Did she get sent to the popcorn mines after this?

>>84780497
what a cunt

>>84780497
what a waste of good popcorn

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>>84780497
>white """"""""""""""""people""""""""""""""

>>84780076
HE'S F-FAST!

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>>84780435
You forgot the designated shooter

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>>84780000
NIGGER

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>>84780497
>women
>popcorn mine
Even in the off chance that a girl over the age of 16 was detained under the suspicion of virginity you still can't send them to the popcorn mine either that or do you live in some backwards libcuck country.

>>84779526
Pull-and-peel Twizzlers and a pretzel please.

>>84780000
Based Robert

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>>84780534
>he doesn't eat floorcorn

>>84780000
ayyy, it's tan vinny! how's it going vinny! tell your ma I said hello alright?

>>84780000
heh

>>84779790
Robert! The white employee is hassling me for being alone again

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>>84779526
>image says his name is Andersen Ross
>tag says Robert

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>>84779790

CLEAN

IT

UP

WAGEKEK