This is your new "MJ" reading "HUMAN BONDAGE"

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>>84769745
>those legs

>all these threads about her

you guys are triggered af tbqh

>>84769745
It's not what you think, I picked it out of a book list in high school- it literally about some cripple being bonded towards different people throughout his life.

Still a shitty movie though. Did spider man even use his spider sense?

>>84769819

I know. just making fun bait.

>>84769802
/pol/ is perpetually triggered.

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Why care about some girl when you have a superhero as the main character or is Tom Holland that shit of lead that people rather talk about the dark skin girl?

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>>84769835
>doesn't even know the title of the book
>"i was just pretending"

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The Amazing Spider-Man 3 sequel would've been amazing, tho.

Peter Parker falls in love with Gwen Stacy.

Unable to confess, the wall crawler is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when the spider-based superhero recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of the MARVEL MULTIVERSE.

even that butterface redhead would have been better casting for MJ. Sony is trying to make Disney look like amateurs

>>84769890
Already a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

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>>84769890

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>>84769890
>/pol/ memed Trump into the presidency and made Britain Brexit
>/a/ memed Keit-Ai into the no. 1 highest grossing anime movie of all time and no. 1 anime in MAL
>/tv/ memed a plane crash with no survivors and a Bane porno
>/v/ memed Gamergate into existence

Is there nothing meme magic can't do?

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>>84769890
KEIT-AI WILL (FIND A WAY)
FAGGOT MODS (MAD ALL DAY)
LET ME OFF
THIS FUCKING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

>>84769890
I would like to unsubscribe to The Keit-Ai Newsletter.

>>84769987
it can't get you a gf

>in the book
>character's parents die and he lives with his aunt

>in the movie
>spiderman has to live with his aunt

>in book
>the character is a weak nerd

>in the movie
>peter is a weak nerd

>in the book
>the main character gets bitten by a radioactive spider and gains super powers

>in the movie
>niggers

More like pretending to read. You think that brainless model actress has ever read a book? Look at the pic. No one has their face that close to the book, nobody reads like that.

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>>84771618
>character opens a book
>book is always open halfway

>>84769778
I thought by the laws of Necromancy all skeles must be True Neutral?

>>84771618
>That close
>Nowhere near
>can't even see depth

Hmmm do I want to be this faggot or a world famous millionaire actress

>>84769778
Everything about this image upsets me.

>>84769745
She's not MJ. Zendaya recently said that.

Of Human Bondage is not about slavery, you uneducated lout.

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>>84769839
>>84769802
>Hehe...y-you triggered?! You had an opinion that goes against mine you're so obviously triggered

smdh nigga like really man

>>84772730
I don't understand when people say she's "not MJ"

She's not Mary Jane Watson, obviously, but she is MJ, she says so in the movie, and as there is no Mary Jane Watson she is the obvious MCU stand-in for Mary Jane Watson, she's not MJ but she is MJ.

What's this Keit-Ai thing? I don't /a/

>>84769745
That book is actually supposed to be a parallel to Peter's situation. Why are you getting triggered?

>>84772272
kek

>>84769857
I've read it, it's not about bondage, at all, bitch thought he was reading s 50 shades of Gray probably

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>>84769745
>he doesn't like chocolate
faggot

>>84773627
Film characters aren't real, anon.

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>>84773097
>other boards adopt /pol/ tactics
>"wtf stop that"
Little bit too late for that famalam

>>84773587
>>84773097
2ez4me

>>84773647
the book had to be chosen for that scene, it's a really old fashioned writer, but the title makes it seem edgy...I'd say they are trying to convey that.the character is dumb

>>84773683
>/pol/ tactics
>Actual believing that shitposters have "tactics" because they so easily get to you

Status: Laffin

>>84773720
Actually I'd say it's because the book is about an orphaned boy sent to live with his aunt and uncle who is an outcast at school.

So the complete opposite of what you said.

>>84769745
That's a really odd reference for them to make. It implies she's going to ruin his life. Which is how white guys probably feel once they're stuck with half-caste kids, but still, a little on the nose there, Senor Marvel.

>>84773776
Seek help.

>>84769844
When someone shits on a rug, you talk about the shit, even if the rug's nice. *Especially* if the rug's nice.

OP thinks the book is about S&M or something.

>>84769987
/pol/ didn't make Britain Brexit, the English working class are far less internet savvy than you realize. They couldn't spell the URL of this place.

>>84773788
No, Hitlerdubsposter, I'm fine how I am.

>>84770051
I DIDN'T WANT ONE ANYWAY!

>>84769915
>>84770037
go back to your shitty website

>>84773764
I remember the protagonist being douchy, the parallel with Peter is there, I guess, but Peter is a nice guy. I'll admit I read it many years ago, but the detail of being orphaned not being important to the plot.