YO DOOKIE PICK UP THE PHONE

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>>84768544
I don't own a phone :(

>>84768544
WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>84768544
hi i'm /int/

fuck niggers

this was a epic hilarious movie and i loved quoting this scene with my friends after the movie came out

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>>84768544
damn that scene was imitated in a bunch of commercials

>>84768905
That makes you a retard. Probably fat too (but you like to be called big bonned).

>>84768905
t. underage

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>>84768994
That's some oddly specific wording there.

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>>84768544

WAAAAZZZZZAAAA

>>84768544
I thought it was Doogay.

>>84768960
The original bit was a commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbdNpomxYAw

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>>84769726

>>84769726
Yo Stop posting dat cuz it's already uh thin`.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139 sho 'nuff!

>>84769031
The movie came out fucking 17 years ago. How can he be underage? If anything, He should have left years ago

>>84769726
Keit-Ai has been made into:

>a wiki
>a fanfic
>a fictionpress story
>a manga
>a meme
>a series recognized by TV Tropes
>an anime preview
>an anime episode
>an anime series
>an honest-to-goodness anime movie
>Oscar considered
>a critically acclaimed box office success in Japan
>a worldwide hit
>the no. 1 highest grossing anime film of all time
>a certified fresh movie on Rotten Tomatoes

Meme magic is amazing.

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>>84769726
CAN'T DEFY THE KEIT-AI

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>>84769726
A sirrah falleth in loveth with a wench.

Lacking the skill, means, or opportunity to showcase his true feelings, he happens upon the lady's cellular telecommunication device's contact number. Nev'r minding the strange contraption, that gent immediately sent a message to that lady, and is overjoyed to findeth out that she hath an infatuation on that gent as well.

But, the next day, at which hour that the sir recounts the previous day's confessions to the wench, the damsel only looks at that gent with the most perplexed expression. After some investigation, that same gentleman findeth out that the wench that he hath messaged is not the same wench he hath fallen in love with. In fact, the fair maiden doth not exist in this plain of reality at all. This woman is her alternate counterpart from another world, who hath fallen in love with the beguiled hero's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of that unrequited love.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to giveth each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons the couple needeth to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as these would-be lovers beginneth to falleth in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CHIVALRY.

>>84769556
are you some kind of idiot?

>>84768854
why dookie why

Not much. Just chilling, killing

>>84769793
Don't Forget
You're here forever

>>84771917
That doesn't change anything

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>>84768544
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTT

>>84769852
Thankyou dear anon for the white translation

>>84768544
https://youtu.be/77y2lD8i2PU

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