Why didn't Dumbledore just shoot Voldemort with tranquilizer

why isnt there some kind of wizard police who can deal with voldemort

why didnt dumbledore abra kadabra his ass in episode 5

Because it's written by a woman with no concept of logic.

>>84768496
Why did Dumbledore molest Harry all those times?
Why did JR Tolkien include that in his books?

since apparently the whole of wizarding society except dumbledore, ron's dad and sirius black are on voldemort's side, why didn't they just democratically pass laws against relationships with non-wizards?

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Why didn't he obliviate one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history? Fo real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AWH HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

why didnt they fly on hippogriffs?

>>84768592
Shiieeet man, u rite.

Why didn't the wizards incorporate technology into their magic? A magical gun would wreck shit. Isn't the whole thing about how you shouldn't be dicks like Slytherin and accept mudbloods but they are still too good to use muggle technology?

the happa is up again

Why didn't Dumbledore just shoot Voldemort? Guns > magic, JKR confirmed that.

>>84768706
He would be reborn with help of his horcruxes. With no memory, however, Voldemort would be a man with no memory, no personality and no horcrux would be able to fix that.