>this guy is announced as j jonah jameson what is your reaction

not a bad choice for what they're going with in the new movies. I don't care though, I don't watch capeshit.

>>84759600

That... might actually be pretty fucking funny. No one can top JK Simmons in the traditional sense, so going this way with it could work.

terry crews is pretty funny

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>>84759600

>>84759600
Indifference.

>>84759600
He doesn't come off like he'd be a good JJ Jameson.

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>>84759600

mad because he should be Barracuda in the MCU

>>84759600
He's just an awesome person, so whatever role he gets he'll play it well. If the movie was about Miles instead then he could play a lot of great roles.

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>this guy is announced as j jonah jameson

what is your reaction?

WE

>>84759843

>crybaby beta bitch as the most powerful man in New York journalism

Naaaaaah.

>>84759600
Nobody is topping jk simmons, may as well do something different.

Only pol will care.

>>84759600
>funny, aggressive, charismatic
Racebending aside, not a bad choice. Not like taking, you know, the definitive girl next door and changing her into a frumpy, entitled orbiter with a pissy attitude

>Terry Crews as Jameson
>Post-credits scene where he picks up Shocker's gauntlet and declares himself to be a new supervillain named Doomfist

finally some progress

also terry is based blackman

>>84759600
he's awesome so i wouldn't mind, although i'd give him some cooler role, like some recurring sidekick to some hero or perhaps some B-list hero like falcon that doesn't get a movie but is always around

what's with all the racial shit being baited today

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Do you guys think Aunt May gets Peter's Spidey Senses tingling?

>>84760268
Is it just me or did her arms look extremely old Homecoming?

>>84760268
>she made me shot web

>>84759654
What a good site that is. That's like the Terry Crews of porn. If you don't like either of them? You can just suck a dick.

>>84760301

Reminder Terry Crews recovered from porn addiction and you can too.

>>84760296
they looked appropriate for her age.

>>84759843
>Peter, get me those fucking pictures you lazy kike

>>84760394
Is that how he got so jacked?
To pump-up away the urges?

>>84760059
Jonah Peretti is the most powerful man in journalism today and he makes Toby look like Arnie

>>84759600
Kinda interesting how he's not in comic movies yet, is he too much of a meme actor?

Too much energy and muscles. I want R. Lee Ermey, John C. McGinley, or Keith David.

>>84760658
Too bad, you're getting Jordan Peele.

>>84760699
Is he going to do one of those "funny" voices

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>>84759600
if nigga can pull this exact look, i'm all for it
Jameson is all about THAT look

>>84759843
It was MY FUCKING ROLE! MY FUCKING FRANCHISE! They stole it from me! Those motherfuckers will regret the day they cancelled Spider-Man 4! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS! I AM The Spider-Man! It's me! Not all of these POSER MOTHERFUCKERS! IT WAS MY FUCKING ROLE!

>>84760831
at first I thought it was a stupid idea but seeing this shoop, I'm 100% for it.

>>84759600
I'd consider it a good choice. There is absolutely no point in trying to top JK Simmons in the role, he was flawless.

So might as well do a different take on the character. He'd still be loud and fast talking and yell at Parker all the time, and he'd probably be funny as hell in his own way.

So why not?

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>>84760831
>tfw I'm ok w/ this

Now that I think about it, I love the angry black superior/supervisor who's always yelling trope

I would like to submit Ice Cube for consideration

>>84760831
p good actually

>>84760831
/Thread

>>84760831
>PARKER, WHAT'S THIS SHIT ON MY DESK?
>um, that was th-
>AIN'T NOBODY WANNA SEE THIS SHIT, NOW LOOK AT WHAT BROCK HERE DID. SEE THAT?
>um..I-
>SEE IT
>y-yeah, I se-
>THAT'S THE SHIT WE NEED HERE AT THE BUGLE, NOW GET YO SCRAWNY ASS OUT THERE AND GET ME PHOTOS OF THAT DAMN SPIDERMAN

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>>84759600
>>84759634
>>84759636
>>84759794
>>84760098
>>84760150
>>84760255
>>84760264
>>84760831
>>84760868
>>84760933
>>84760996
>>84761049
>>84761215
>>84761341
>All the SJW dicksucking ITT

Are we being raided by tumblr or something?

>>84760831
Pa-pa-pah pa-pah pah PARKER!

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>>84761436
>doesn't like Terry Crews

>>84759843
he should be uncle ben

>>84759600
JJJ is white
The nigger pictured is a nigger

Do the math

>>84761436
>hating on Terry Crews
end urself

>>84761697
>s-save the franchise peter

>>84761676
>>84762007
>Openly supporting turning white characters black because muh funny black actor xD

Reddit called, they want you back.

>>84762007
>liking a meme nigger actor
Neck yourself

>>84762032
Fuck off Pajeet

>>84759843
I wanted a cameo somewhere in the movie with Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire sitting in a cafe or on a street corner as Holland swings by and they have a small exchange.
>is that deadpool?
>nah I think it's daredevil
or something like that

>>84762032
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>>84762051
>/pol/tard brigade sees people enjoying themselves and charges in wildly flinging shit
You know why you're losing whatever cause it is you're backing? You're cunts.

>>84762130
>le /pol/ boogeyman

They are living in your head rent free lil' nigger

>>84762168
ok

>>84759600
I don't mind based Terry Crews

>>84762032
>>84762037
>>84762051
>>>/pol/ go back

Spider-Man Homecoming isn't diverse enough. JJ should be Chinese - ideally played by Jackie Chan.

>>84761436
lol NEET

>>84762168
>I want to act racist but not be called racist

>>84760301

I'm more of an IFeelMyself kind of guy.

>>84762599
The video descriptions make their videos sound hotter than they really are when you get around to watching them

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>>84759654
>>84762599
These and Yonitale are the holy trinity of pornkino.

Anyone can make a good first spiderman movie, the second and third are the real tests

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>>84761002
This

>>84762288
Don't you know Asians don't count when it comes to diversity? Diversity just means more black people and less whites.

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>/pol/tards upset that a tertiary character like JJJ is getting race swapped

Calm down you faggots, you're acting like they are making spider man bla-

>>84762288
for what? a family guy joke?

>>84762977
this guy gets it

>>84761002
Fuck no, Terry is great but Ice Cube?

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>>84760831
I'm sure there are roles he's better suited to, but that is actually inspired.

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>>84761002
I raise you

>>84759843
imagine if they brought back this Spidey for the MCU, it would have been the most hype moment in all of capeshit

>>84762032
There's a difference between making the angry fucker an intimidating black guy and making the scrawny genius some punk nigger.

>>84759709
Even if he turns out bad they could still save themselves by playing the race card

>>84759654
>white girl sees a black guy shirtless.gif

But Terry is Steel.

He's not scary. Especially after seeing him in all of the comedies.

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>>84759600
He could work as JJ.
He has a big boisterous voice and presence.
He can play pretty hostile, too.
That might work, actually.
I'd love to see him with the old JJ Hitler mustache, too.

>>84759600
>Newspaper editor
>2017

How would they even do JJJ? The guy running TMZ or some shit?

>>84767445
They'd just do what the Ultimate line did
Make it an online news outlet
They could make it right-wing, thus explaining his badass Hitler mustache

>>84762355
I am racist, but I don't use /pol/

JJJ will appear first in Venom flick as Tom Hardy's boss before he's in a Spidey flick I'd imagine. I just hope Spidey acquires the Symbiote offworld in Infinity War first.

>>84759600
You can't do better interpreting the comic than JKS, but if you're going to mix it up, he's a great choice.

Is Terry Crews the only /tv/ approved black?

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perfect casting

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>>84767643
>mfw DC has ruined our chances of getting him back

>>84767485
Alex Jones as JJJ

"Spider-man is a false flag!"

>>84767612
Other than Dave Chappelle, every other /tv/ approved black is probably dead

>>84759757
what move is that?

>>84767612
Pretty much. Samuel L. Jackson is too manic, Morgan Freeman triggers some because something something god and I'm not sure what /tv/'s stance on mulattos like Key & Peele is.

>>84762120
Stay in school

>>84759600
Simmons was so good that I would rather they never bring back the character at all. But I guess Crews would be a fun way to handle that.

>"We know we can't do the comic version justice, so fuck it, let's go in the complete opposite direction"

Sounds good to me.

>>84763143
Donald Glover is not playing Miles Morales.

Fuck I hate white people

>>84770729
He was in talks about returning for the role but then he decided to join the DCEU.

>>84759600
Fuck Niggers and fuck Obampf

>>84759600
>Spider man swings by the bugle's window
>I'LL GET YOU SPIDA MMMMMAAAANNNNN
>anger intensifies
>rips shirt off
>proceeds to jump out the window to try and grab him

>>84768407
Surrogates I believe

>>84771719
That sounds pretty cool desu