What are your thoughts on Valerian? $180m budget, will it make

>>84758469
That armor looks like a bad Lost In Space/Prometheus mash-up.

>>84758510
looks like starcraft shit.

>>84758469
ive seen cosplay costumes that look better than that

>>84758469
for a movie that is relying entirely on it's CGI, the CGI looks pretty damn terrible, i'm talking avatar level terrible.

Bad casting, both main characters look like brother and sister with their resting bitch faces

>>84758558
>implying thats bad
kys

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>>84758469
I'll watch it just for cara desu

>>84758620

It seems like they had to spread it too thin, everything needed CGI

Won't even break 10 million

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My most anticipated movie this year

would you $180m for pusy!¡!

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>>84758469
Iconic French comic, that will certainly be butchered by the studio.

I expect it to suffer the same fate as John Carter; a flop that will be forgotten.

I'm very excited to see it.
I think it will bomb and get 32%

p.s: I fucking hate both the leading actors. I want to fucking spit on their ugly faces.

It's the most expensive film ever produced in France, apparently.

It's absolutely going to bomb, just like every space opera that isn't star wars or capeshit.

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giv cara gf

>>84758705
Maybe not the best movie this year, but why does it get that much hate really? There are a ton of other worse movies all the time, this one seems to be a slightly amusing yet forgettable summer movie but definitely not as bad as people make it out to be, plus I actually like Cara.

>>84758780
based pep postuh

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>>84758742

People say from the trailer they look like brother and sister - same height, same eye color, same eyebrow style

>>84758763

It's sad that the Space Opera genre got completely shat on because of Star Wars. everything will always compare to Star Wars.

>>84758469
Can she even act? I kinda do not want to see film because of her.

>>84758469
it'll make it back easily.

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But anon, I only do it in the ass...

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>>84758808
Too busy gouging my eyes out from looking at their faces.

>>84758808
same soulless, dead eyes

>>84758705
i feel bad for you anon and that's coming from somebody who's next most anticipated film is "of the War of the Plant of the Apes of the™"

>>84758469
i think it's got potential to be the best sci-fi movie in years.
But you all fags keep hating and shoving the 9th spiderman movie up your ass instead.

>>84758808
image him having his sister's sci-fi pusy. wouldn't it be funny in CGI?

>>84758829
Daddy paid a lot of money to convince producers and executives that she can act

>>84758840
Fucking beautiful

>>84758712
Based pusy poster

>>84758469
The guys in the background look goofy

I hope it flops just so that cara cunt never gets a good role again

>>84758716
I never forgot John Carter I'm desperately waiting for the 2nd one It'll arrive one day :'(.

>>84758884

You'd look goofy too if you were wearing 80's couch upholstery as armor

>>84758861
can you confirm this? wasnt she ok in paper towns or some shit

>>84758840
Wtf I love Cara now

>>84758928
Paper towns was waste of time.

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>>84758912
>Tfw it will never be as good as the original books and will probably never be remade.

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>>84758786
Because there are many actual disneymarvel viralmarketers on /tv/.

Their 1$/day job entails
>Promoting Disneymarvel movies, defending them from critique, creating "marvel memes"
>Shitting on any competing blockbusters that get released when disneymarvel movies are running at the cinemas.

I am not joking. This is a real issue on this board.

>>84758957
Oh please you knew what you were signing up for if you watched it.

>>84758912
There will never be a John Carter sequel, because it was basically about the Jews.

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>>84758991
Y must u say such hurtful things Anon? I swear, it's just raining outside...

>>84759008
You lie, Mr. Moot would never allow that.

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>>84758469
>It's going to be so bad that she's going to get BLACKballED by Hollywood

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>84759008
>$1/day

show me the job postings, where do they hire?

Read this article:
http://www.indiewire.com/2017/07/valerian-luc-besson-180-million-indie-cara-delevingne-dane-dehaan-europacorp-1201851376/

Besson financed it like an indie film, the cost is split between lots of different groups so there isn't really any worry about a studio taking a big hit if the movie doesn't do great.

>>84758469
Every time I see Cara I want everything she's in to fail completely and utterly. I want nothing more than her name to be solely associated with box-office poison and for her to never work in any facet of the entertainment industry again.
I don't know why I feel this way.

>>84759008
If anything they make me even more excited to actually see this movie.

>>84759059

Meh, Passengers sunk if I remember right and Lawrence and that guy from jurassic park keep getting work

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>>84759063
This, I shitpost for free anyway, might as well get paid for it.

>>84758851
Based pusyposter

>>84759069

Never seen anything she as been in aside from Suicide Squad, what's all the hate for her?

Do people actually like Cara? She looks homely as fuck and she's never been in a good movie

>>84759069
You should see a shrink. Or you know, kys.

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>DAMN, the girl from Valerian looks like THAT ??!
It'll be her 5th element bros i'm so happy for her

>>84758469
Ah yes it's my eyebrowfu

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>>84759097
>yfw u remember all of the other terrible shit she was in

>>84759146
People dislike her because she's Brittish.

>>84759014
No, I thought it was going be softcore teen sex comedy or so that was what my younger cousin told me when I took her to see it.

IT'S GONNA FUCKING BOMB BECAUSE OF THOSE TWO FUCKING METROSEXUAL ASSWIPES BESSON CAST!!! BEEN WAITING 20 YEARS FOR HIM TO FOLLOW UP THE FIFTH ELEMENT AND THAT FUCKING PEDO SCUMBAG FUCKED THIS UP!!! THAT EFFEMINATE EMO BETW TWINK AND THE SCRAWN SKANKY PUG UGLY DYKE ARE FUCKING BLEACH TO THE EYES!!! YOU HAD ONE JOB BESSON, ONE FUCKING JOB!!!FACT!!!

>>84759220
no, no they don't

>>84758469
If it gets good reviews, could attract GotG's audience, being weird sci fi and shit

The Fifth Element is generally well-liked, and Lucy was successful despite how aggressively bad it was, so Luc Besson seems to have a decent track record

Certainly has a shot at success

So what is its OW going to be like? $25 million? Lower?

>>84759236
The book is by John Green, The Fault In Our Stars John Green, it's your fault for not doing your research.

>>84758469
I keep seeing industry pieces explaining that through some financing ingenuity it literally cannot fail, what's that about?

>>84759244
Females can't be metrosexual, hothead.

>>84759126
By God, she was incredible.

>>84759262
Stop shitposting anon, it's embarrasing.

>>84759244
stop shitposting on /tv/ and go back to long form reviews on your blog pls

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>>84758469
what's her facial expression supposed to convey?
probably some variation of 'umm, hello? how about no?'

>>84758678
ANYONE WHO LIKED THAT UGLY DYKE IS A CLOSET FAGGOT WHO WANTS TO FUCK A WOMAN WHO LOOKS AND IS BUILT LIKE A TEN YEAR OLD BOY!!!FACT!!!

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>>84759375
>!!!FACT!!!

cultist pls go

>>84759063
They're Indian/Chinese online marketing firms. The same companies who sell Real Twitter Followers by the thousand, or Facebook page likes, etc. Hit up Indian job banks I guess, if you know a little Hindi

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It's going to be a John Carter level bomb. I'm just not seeing any hype for this anywhere, and I've seen no evidence that Cara is a draw of any kind. Plus for reasons, I will never fully understand Rihanna has been virtually excluded from the promotional material. Call me crazy, but I think that the best-selling musician of our generation is maybe a slightly bigger draw than some literally who forced meme model.
https://youtu.be/FAUAkwgHwas
I mean, she is in ONE SECOND of the whole trailer and she isn't even mentioned on some of the posters I've seen. How could any marketing team possibly be so retarded?

>>84759277
GotG's audience wasn't after weird sci-fi, they want le meme talking tree and quips in space.

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>>84759375
oscar for make up

>>84759343
She still does stuff infrequently, but works primarily as a producer now

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>>84758678
this senpai 2bhwy

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>>84758840
Haha imagine Cara dressing up in boy clothes (even underwear) and roleplaying as a bottom boy.

You play football in the backyard, and the roughhousing turns into ticklefight and kissing. Then u flip her over and and start pulling her pants off and position yourself in a full mount and start pounding her ass haha.

>>84758808
Ugly giant forehead, big eyebrow, bugeye combo

>>84759349
I'm just saying people who hate her, it isn't because she's british, they just do

>>84758678
ironically she's the sole reason i'll avoid it like the plague

>>84759607
They do though, they are jealous faggots.

If it's anything like Fifth Element, it will be a fantastic cult film.

Luc Besson is an underrated genius. Any Lock Out fans here?

>>84759519

haha awkward boner

>>84759462
They'll probably get memes and quips from this movie too.

>>84758469
This is the weirdest fucking movie I ever heard of. From the trailer is seems like a 5th Element rehash.

It will probably suck, he should have cast someone other than ayylmaos for humans.

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>>84759690
whys that anon?

>>84758469
The last sci fi movie I remember seeing that wasn't capeshit was Jupiter Ascending, so I'm 110% willing to give this a shot.

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>>84758991
The Atlas Shrugged movies sucked too but you don't see me crying about it pussy

9/10 times the adaptation will suck

>>84759895
>movie
This is a film, faggot.

>>84759906
>Source material is shit
>Movie made by amateurs based on shit source material turns out to be shit
How did this happen tbqh???

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unironically excited to see it. dane is my husbando

>>84759956
Hey, FUCK you.

>>84758469

Apparently, it's already made back its budget in pre-sales overseas and is "TO BIG TO FAIL!". As if those were never famous last words. It's probably going to mediocre. bomb in NA but succeed overseas.

http://www.indiewire.com/2017/07/valerian-luc-besson-180-million-indie-cara-delevingne-dane-dehaan-europacorp-1201851376/

>>84760027
Not sure if low or high test

>180m
fucking why? king arthur was a mistake alerady.

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>>84760027
100% yummy

>>84760069

I started watching that yesterday, It's King Arthur, how could they fuck that up

Suddenly there's demons and mages and giant elephants and slave armies out of nowhere. They should have teamed up with the Warcraft crew and made one film

>>84760091
fuck im gonna cum

>>84758620

You know you're contrarian when you claim the only good thing about Avatar was terrible.

>>84758678
>Patrician detected

>>84760091
A+ gimp filters

This is the new Golden Compass, the only thing that can save the piece of shit are the foreign boxoffice numbers. Also, that fucking junkie looking dicaprio knock off is a piece of shit actor

>>84760326
>foreign
Isn't the film (((foreign))) already?

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>>84758510
>>84758558
It looks like it's true to the source material.

>>84760326
>comparing this to golden compass
>to jupiter ascending
>to John Carter

the last is the only remotely fit comparision and only because of aesthetics.
Don't you have any consideration for whoever's directing the film?
luc besson has a very distinct thing going on, you might like it or not, but you can be sure he'll deliver "his thing" and if it's anything like 5th element, it's gonna be great

>>84760469
The golden compass shouldn't even be on that list btw, it was a great film.

>>84760464
Bitch dosen't even fill those tit holders
Fuck movies why do I even bother watching this shit

>>84759126
I need a sauce. NOW

>>84760593
It's a gif so you can reverse image search instead of being a tumor.

>>84760627
You don't think I didn't do that? I did. Can't find any way back to the video. Just give a link.

>>84758469
i doubt it will make it, but kudos for the effort
Valerian is very loved for euro comic fans, but it's quite old and """"obscure""""
just by the "troll" comments you can see it's going to either flop or barely make it

>>84760661
No, I don't think you did that. And no, I'm not giving you anything.

>>84760593
Sasha Grey

>>84760700
Does not help me whatsoever.

>>84758469
The setting might have to carry the movie alone.
Everything else isn't that impressive.

Also the beatles song in the trailer makes me sick every time i see it in theaters.

>>84758469
>>84758678
>>84758705
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>>84758808
>>84758840
>>84759008
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>>84760464
nice moobs lol

>>84760091
tfw no cute eyebrow waifu dressed as a robot hooker

unironically more excited for this than the new star wars

>>84760788
there's gonna be a new star wars? didn't notice

>>84760754
>look mom, I replied to all the posts!

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>>84758678
>this board isn't big enough for both of our eyebrows, maybe you should just leave

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>>84761366
isnt she in jail? or will be soon? there'll be space then

>>84758469

Honestly looks like hot garbage but ill be happy to be pleasantly surprised.

can't stand looking at their dopey wannabe model faces desu

>>84758469
Nobody gives a shit. John Carter tier flop incoming. Dane and Cara both act the exact same in everything.

Dane needs to just do the bowie biopic already

foreign plebs will probably love it

I just want to know if it's the successor to The Fifth Element I've been waiting 20 years for.

I'm aware that objectively speaking, The Fifth Element sucks.

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Mfw this movie flops

>>84759069
It's because she's a trust fund baby skank cunt dyke who's only famous because her family owns a publishing conglomerate including Vogue which is how she got modelling work and is now using her family connections to buy her way into Hollywood!!!FACT!!!

They're tracking the opening weekend at around $24 million domestic.

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>>84759481
YEAH AND THEY ALSO GAVE "FRIDA" A FUCKING MAKE-UP OSCAR FOR A FUCKING UNIBROW, REAL BIG FUCKING ACCOMPLISHMENT THERE YOU FUCKING WB/DKEK FAGGOT FUCKBOI!!!FACT!!! https://youtu.be/1Xz8uwcs9hQ

>>84763285
NOYT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH, I WANT 10 MILLION OR LESS SO THESE SLITHERING CUNTS NEVER GET CAST AS LEAD ACTORS AGAIN!!!FACT!!!

$65m US

$445m internatioonal

Sadly, we'll get a sequel.

>>84758705
Even in that shot she had that face

>>84761938
Would watch them in a brother sister wincest movie

>>84764086
what face is that

Just so you guys know this is a passion project 7 years in the making and is technically an indie film made 100% without the help of any mainstream american studio

>>84760386
So they're brother and sister?

>>84758840
She looks like Zac Efron

>>84764238
Doesn't look any less awful

>>84759069
I feel the same way my man. Maybe we'll get really lucky and she'll get hit by a car or have a brain aneurysm. I feel like this movie flopping just won't be enough on its own.

>>84758469
well i hope so

5th Element is one of my all time favorite movies and I hope this one turns out good as well

>>84758678
kys desu