Real Mary-Jane coming through

why werent they friends if they lived next door their entire lives?

I want to put my Dunst in Kirsten's Cunst

>>84757202
Prime Time Mary Jane

>>84757286
Because he was autistic and she was a slut.

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>>84757286
Because Peter was an introverted geek.

>>84757286

it happens. i had girls one year old and younger who had their own friend groups. It happens when your friends groups are in different places in high school time period

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>>84757321

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>real Mary Jane

so pretty

>>84757286
because he's a wimpy fucking nerd and only Chad's will do for the high school queen.

I never understood why guys dont make the mental connection that if a girl is dating an asshole it's likely that she is also an asshole

Never got the "rescue the princess" mentality

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Definitive Flash Thompson coming from

>>84757286
because they don't live in a buttfuck nowhere small town? neighbors often don't even know each others names in the city

>>84757507
Just embarrassing.

>>84757507
wtf is that?

>>84757549
they were in the same schools and possibly classes in elementary school

>>84757431
Go look up what she looks like now.

>>84757507
Is that kid in a wheelchair? Holy shit it's just like those 90's school text books with the diversity covers.

>>84757622
which is why they were aware of each other. were you friends with everyone in your school?

>>84757507
>the bully is shorter, around the same height and uglier than Spiderman

topkek

>>84757431
Comic version looks exactly like Lindsay Lohan before the drugs. exactly.

>>84757507
>mad they made the bad guy a muslim nigger

I bet she was a sexy 12 year old

>>84757507
a lot of shiskins

eeek

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>>84757202

MUH DICK

>>84757507
that asian girl is way hotter than the black ((hottest girl in school))

>>84757672

he's not really a bully, just has an asshole sense of humor

although to americans this is probably severe life altering bullying

>>84757737
learn to crop asshole

>>84757507
He'd look a bit more intimidating if he wasn't wearing his school jacket otherwise he just looks like another nerdy indian kid.

>>84757756

I wonder if Tobey fucked her.

What's a 87 year old woman doing in high school?

>>84757756
Literally perfect

>>84757770

he is a cyber bully

>>84757507
Is that chad warden?

>>84757756
Yeah, Tobey's sexy as fuck in there. Unf.

>>84757286
i unironically never became friends with the girl that lived next to me even though we both had the same hobbies and even attended the same clubs
i think it was a race thing

>>84757286
The only time I talked to the girl next to my house was when we fucked.

I still don't know her name.

Or if she was legal.

Turned out we were cousins, too.

Fuck my life.

>>84758362
sup cletus

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>>84758271

>>84758402
>Cletus
Actually pretty close. Begins with a C.

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>Nice dress, FAGGOT. Did you GRIDS-ridden gay homosexual twinkle-toed turdburglar poof of a husband knit it for you, you fucking sodomite queer?

I know it was a different time, but jeez.

>>84757322
I didn't realize when I was living through it, but 1980 to 2005 was peak America. FUCK.

>>84757760
t. weebshit

>>84757507
well thats it.

Im not watching this shit. STOP forcing this upon us!

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>>84757772
fixed it

>>84758586
it's true and you know it :)

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>>84757507
>Flash Thompson
How can you guys not be excited? Diversity is our strength!

>>84757507
it's accurate for a nyc school 2bh.

>>84758704
FUCK OFF POO!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>84758702
it's not and your still a weebshit

>>84758362
yeah bro i fucked her too. turned out she's my aunt. fml

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>>84758788
>Unattractive black facial features
>No redeeming hips or breasts

Laura Harrier was a mistake.

>>84757663
I dont recall him being in a wheelchair
>>84757622
They knew of each other in Kindergarten and elementary school as Peter mentions MJ's old school plays when she was little so they probably had small talk here and there but never hanged out for the obviosu reasons that Peter and her live two completely different lives and that Peter is introverted as fuck

>>84758362
>>84758825
i'm hittin that too

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>>84757507
written by johnathan goldstein produced by amy pascal - of course fag bullshit must ensue...
they could have made an indian kid a scary bully but they chose a tailor made role for the indian nerd actor.
Example of scary indian kids:
There's this huge kid wrestling and bull wrestling sub culture in India and of course the well known slum poverty and hardcore shit that comes with it.....could have easily drawn inspiration from that and truly tortured spidey in a sadistic indian nightmare

>>84758843
>those lips
>unattractive
umm did you tell your parents yet?

>>84758843
>assuming thick lips is unattractive
>assuming the Asian has more curves than her
>assuming you're not a weeb shit that idolizes east Asian culture and women to a level of intense fetishism

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>>84759105
>>84759106
where did the cracker say anything about lips in his post?
fucking niggers and their paranoia on lips, when lips aren't even the worst thing on your face. man fuck that actresses nose for example

>>84759105
She's not even benefiting from her obviously white genetics. It's like she got the worst of both worlds. How is that defensible?

>>84759106
Not into Asians either unless they have big tits. Not really into fucking anything that resembles a little boy or a monkey. This thread has plebian taste in women.

>>84757321
English please

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>>84757507

I went to school with real Mexican popular bullies. This fucking guy though

Also I'm assuming he is Mexican, all mixed meat looks the same to my beady Anglo eyeballs (I.e. Inferior)

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>>84757507
h-hey peter, suck my dick you faggot!

>>84757202
Not really.
She sucked too.

>>84758788
Why do black girls always have horse face?

>>84757321
Get back to making my Plinkett review you FRAUD

>>84757760
This guys gets it.

pretty sure MJ isn't white

this is cultural appropriation

>>84757202
she sucked ass as MJ too

>>84757202
So did they skip Gwen Stacy in the new one?

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>>84757507
Isn't flash supposed to be a turbo-Chad, captain-of-the-football-team type?

>>84760004
Yes.

>>84758495
please bring back Raimiposting

it was too good for this board, I know, but I loved it so much

>>84760004
Yes. Instead they got a near perfect casting for her and made her Betty fucking Grant

>>84760106
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3886028/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t18

She's perfect! Fuck this gay earth.

>>84760074
yeah but Peter goes to autist diversity school in the new one

>>84760191
>School of Technology
>More blacks and females than Asians of any sex combined

I'm more likely to believe a man was granted the powers of a spider honestly.

>>84758271
moar

>>84757549
They both lived in single family dwellings and peter was privy to the way her dad treated her by the proximity of their homes. It wasn't as if they lived in next door apartment buildings.

>>84760275
>>>/pol/

>>84757202
>writers make a little nod to MJ
>triggers 4chan

you all make me laugh.

>>84760275

you don't know SHIT about intercity charter schools

a lot of them are 50% black in my city

>>84760171
she looks like shit

even emma looked a better gwen

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>>84758271

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>>84758564
2007 was the year our universe slipped into a different timeline.
We slided, so to speak. Or should I say, "slid"

>>84761373
This show was interesting!!!

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>>84757202
Wrong pic

>>84760074
That's Flash Gordon

>>84757431
I need name

>>84758258
He has a massive cock too

>>84757760
Delete your post. Liz was 10/10.

>>84758495
>no swastika on his suit

Why did you 'shop it?

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>tfw no Renee MJ

>>84758316
>i think it was a race thing
You did the right thing

>>84757431
Hideous face on that cunt.

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>>84760171
Imdb says she says Betty, as in Betty Brant

>>84762994
Shame they couldn't get someone as attractive as Elizabeth Banks again.

>>84757321
I wanna fuck her Pavlov's Dog style. Ring her bell until she salivates.

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>>84763081
It wouldn't be easy to do

>Spider-Man 2017
>Peter Parker is the only white kid in his school

What did they mean by this?

>>84757202
Why did they cast a clearly 25+ year old woman as a high school student

>>84757507
Watched the film and undoubtedly this kid is the best Flash on film so far.
When I say Penis you say Parker!

>>84757286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU

She's a weeb, and Peter hated that gay anime shit

>>84759494
Couldn't be more obvious he's Indian
He has a fucking dot on his head

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>Raimi insisted on all the black extras be in the back of the row for this scene
what the fuck man

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>>84763343
I fuckin' love that video (for obvious reasons)

>>84759032
>and truly tortured spidey in a sadistic indian nightmare
like forcing tom holland to take a shit in the street in front of zendaya?

>>84758362
white people.... everytime.

>>84763343
>>84763554
i jerked off to this video back when it was first released

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>>84763430
It was a different time.

Red Letter Media guy has a thing for Kristen Dunce. Imagine how much he would ejaculate if she appeared in STar Trak

>>84760991
Charter schools are not gifted schools, they're the exact opposite

>>84757431
>ywn see an early 90s James Cameron Spider-man with Eddie Furlong as Peter, Nikki Cox as MJ, and Lance Hendriksen as Vulture.

>>84757507
jesus fucking christ.

im never going to watch this movie. fuck anyone who pays to watch this garbage.

>>84757650
I can still fap to pics of her from back then.

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>>84757507

>>84758407
did this show ever become not shit?
why rob lowe???

>>84762994
>>84763188
Best Spider-Man girl, hands down.

>>84766743
This.

Raimi spidermans were perfect and just remind me of a better time. homecoming is pandering garbage.

>>84760171
Her name is never spoken, but she does the school news on the tvs in the halls. Betty Brandt, right there on the screen. Her role is pretty small. All they would've had to do was change the tv graphic, and they'd have the perfect Gwen.

>>84761184
She's not even Gwen, so don't worry about it. But you're wrong.

I would pay good money to lick Kirsten dunst sanitary pad

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>>84757507
>Thank you for your service Flash. You are now a random 5 foot paki because fuck white people.

what did they mean by this?

>>84757507
This is really what bullies look like in america? holy shit white men are pathetic

>>84759223
>Unattractive black facial features
last time I checked, lips were a facial feature

>>84757507
*poos in your path*

>>84757202
Mary Jane was a terrible character and I don't understand why anybody cares about her. If the ASM movies did anything better, it was Gwen.

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>>84757507
jesus fucking christ.

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>>84757202
The scene in Spiderman (2002) where Peter Parker catches Mary Jane's tray in the school cafeteria does not have any CGI. The whole thing was actually done by Tobey Maguire himself. It took him 156 takes to get it perfectly. People on set were astounded, not because of the fact he had finally nailed the stunt, but because upon doing it, Tobey shouted "Take that, Jew faggots!" really loudly while looking at a group of extras eating their lunch off-screen while Sam Raimi cackled on his director's chair.

>>84757202

>30 year olds playing teenagers

>>84767974
classic Raimi

Wait isn't mary jane a slang term for weed? What did stan lee mean this?

>>84768001
this

>>84757507
Why does he have a tan? Is he supppsed to be like a jersey guido?

>>84768067
>>84768001

Bullshit, actual teenaged actors are always much worse and usually ruin the movie.

This is what men want. Thank you Raimi

>>84757202
>Denim skirt
It was a different time

>>84768140
>actual teenaged actors are always much worse and usually ruin the movie.

I'm not saying that having the zendaya girl be MJ wasn't a dumb as fuck decision and that Dunst isn't perfect as 20 something Mary Jane, but this is a dumbass opinion. Its what you get when autists are brought up on tv shows and their minds can no longer discern fact from fiction, you'd rather have adults playing teens instead of something more genuine because it conflicts with the scenario of what a school
on screen looks like to you.

Homecoming's high school shit is actually good and well acted. Holland's by far the best Peter Parker on screen.

>>84768378

>$0.02 has been deposited in your account

Adults are just better actors, and even though it can look silly when they are cast as high schoolers, they are generally much better at the part of the job that actually matters. Maybe Holland somehow became an amazing actor with a voice that isn't so shrill and crackly that it's hard to make out any of his lines, all in the few months since Civil War, but I am hesitant to believe that claim.

Studios prefer to use actual teenagers instead, not because they or their audiences demand authenticity, but because they are a lot cheaper and easier to completely blindside with shitty contracts filled with worthless remuneration options.

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>>84757431

God I miss Nikki Cox from back in the day.

Downloading pictures of her on a 28.8kbps modem and it taking about 5 minutes just to get one high res one

>>84757202
She puts glue on her tray.
Come on, she's a fucking weirdo.

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Git mads wayt boyz

>>84768956
>lobby boy

It's called a groom.
Stupid fucking garbage movie.

>>84769025
>groom

its called a bellhop you fuck
grooms fuck horses

>>84769091
What makes you think he doesnt fuck horses?

>>84769130
gotta be tall to reach

>>84769163
do you even chairs?

>>84758271
man she has great tits. im surprised, almost all actresses dissapoint when they finally show em.

>>84762994
>>84763188
>I'd love to shoot you sometime

>>84757507
is this the parody ?

>>84768956
is this girl ever not paired with some shitskin?

And people actually consider her waifu material? TOP LEL

>>84767296
>This is really what bullies look like in america? holy shit white men are pathetic
All Americans are pathetic. Ever been there? It's a cringe-fest from tiny Latinos acting like thugs to hilariously obese blacks in cop outfits to 5'8" skinny rednecks threatening you with a gun because you're German.

>>84757507
You mean Faresh Thompson?

>>84766677
It was finally starting to become not shit and form an identity and that's when they decided it was a good time to cancel it.

>>84757507
>chink
>poo
>arab
>whale
>cripple
>nigger
>filipino

Quintessential American
t. Hollywood

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>>84758271
What a beauty

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>>84762254

>>84757286
Growing up I lived next door to a girl in my grade. Fact is she was a slut and I was a beta. We knew each other, but were not friends or anything.

>>84757507
what was going on in his mind?

>>84760903
>links another board for no reason
Living in your head rent free

>>84767288
Thats what you get for being a brainwashed cuck sweetie

>>84757507
Produced by Dan Schneider

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She would be a awesome MJ but she is too old for the chosen current cast.

>>84758271
HOW IS STILL UP? I GOT BANNED LAST MONTH FOR POSTING A SPOILERED JPEG OF THE SAME THING

>>84773680
shut up fag

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>>84773716

>>84757286
He didn't be himself

>>84759686
ugh, its the same kid as budapest hotel, ffs i liked him in that now i hate him, thanks marvel

>>84765345
>Dunst will never be your mom

>>84768613
this
Also when people talk about this Spiderman being more "comic accurate", the only thing they're referring to is the fact that the actor is younger and web shooters. That's it. Literally everything else about it is different from what we know is spiderman.

>>84758249
oh shit its actually him

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>>84757737
WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T STINKY PARKER

>>84776255
>two popped collars
A real Chad.

>>84757202
She was an awful Maryjane and I hated Peters constant cuckiness when it came to her.

>you want to know who I am? You sure? If somebody told you six million Jews died in the Holocaust, somebody lied.

>>84757202
25 year old woman playing a teenager coming through.

Dunst was a shit MJ.

>>84758704

the guy is Guatemalan,
but he looks a ton like a Poo or even a Paki.

>>84777161
>25 year old woman playing a teenager coming through.
hmmm
>born 1982
>Spider-Man (2002)
hmmmmm

>>84777726
Back when 20 year olds were good actors

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>>84757507
What did they mean by this?

>>84757701
>he hasnt seen Interview with the Vampire

>ywn grope her impressive tits

>>84765335
>18 years old
Pedo detected.

>>84762254

Dyke face.

>>84757507
I didn't know that the new movie recreated the Pizza time scene.

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>>84757202

Why is a 32 year old woman still in highschool?

She is so beautiful :(

>>84766564
Don't forget Schwarzenegger as Dock Ock

>>84763430
Is that the fucking extra that's in everything on the left?

>>84757507
>Peter you're a nice guy, you're just not dependable

>>84757507
Holy shit look at all the forced diversity in a single frame

>>84768956

this was such a shit and weird film

>>84782066
GOoO

>>84757507
This guy is like 5'7, what a joke.

>>84765274
Highest rates of incest on the planet are in shitskin countries. Nice try, Achmed

>>84783529
Looks like 5'5 at best, maybe 120 lbs

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>>84757286
I live next door to a girl who's around my age and I barely speak to her nowadays

Then again I'm a social recluse outside of being a wagecuck

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>>84757507
never got this fatso's name.
>Peter's friend
is he meant to be Haruri Osuborun?

>>84759739
goes with the horse butt

>>84772199
it sounds you are the brainwashed, tho, believing being a fag is normal

>>84784536
>bunch of baby spiders crawling out of her belly button.

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>>84757202
Some people call her Kristen JUST

Did she really JUSTED or its just a meme?

>>84780055
See /pol/, Jews and whites can get along just fine

>>84757286
Because in early Spidey Peter and Mary Jane are from completely different social spheres until high school due to their lack of mutual interests and places on the social ladder. He's average and introverted, she's gorgeous and out connecting with people.

>>84757507
>you will live to see the day where 90% of the characters are Chinese to appeal to Chinese markets and the main character is black so that BLM doesn't lynch anyone for "dat's racism."

>>84787047
>you will live to see the day where white militia groups roam the country taking it back

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>real Mary Jane

>>84758788
disgusting female chimpanzee

Kirsten Dunst's tiddies were second to none in the early 2000s.

>>84768956
Wait what, why is everyone hating on this movie? i thought it was amusing.

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>>84757507

>>84766582
cry me a river faggot

>>84787193
s-s-s-sauce???

>>84784805
ned

>>84779110
>Homecoming 2
>black kid is now a tranny

>>84787427
Could you imagine being in that group and NOT being Kid Vid? I'd probably kill myself

>>84787427
>wheels

>>84787808
>the dork is also a ginger manlet

no child should have to endure that suffering

>>84787193
spotted the implant. fake asses are worse than fake tits ffs.

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>>84757760
Liz's mom is hotter than both

>>84787427
>No legman

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Tobey Maguire inspired Spider-Man Homecoming

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4034600/Tobey-Maguire-caught-making-mystery-woman-just-two-months-split-Jennifer-Meyer.html

>>84758249
fuck you for sullying chad warden's name over this pajeet. fuck you

BALLIN'

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>>84767288
>During the original ASM run Flash served in Vietnam
>In 2001, Uncle Ben was old enough to have served in the same war
>In 2017 Uncle Ben (if he exists) was young enough to be a Gulf War veteran based on May's age