what does /tv/ think of Jenny Slate?

>>84755375
lowkey demon succubi

she should stop doing cocaine

I want her to stick her hook nose in my asshole

>>84755375
Wasn't she the one that accidentally said "fuck" on SNL and disappeared from the show shortly after that?

ran into too many glass doors

Ugly jew

>>84755375
Cute Jewess. Pretty funny on Kroll Show too

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She's...THE WoOoORST

>>84755375
why does she look all jewy?

>>84755596
benny schwaaaz is great
>>84755375
i think she is fine. i just cant think of anything great she is in. her role in parks n rec was funny, although short

>>84755448
Yup

I love her.

>>84755375
One of the most kosher pussies I've eaten. Goes good with a nice, crisp dill pickle.

>>84755451
underrated

>>84755375
I'd like to smoke weed and do sex acts together

MONEY PLEASE

>>84755375

>in 20 years she won't have to buy a witch costume for Halloween anymore

she looks like an anti semitic WW2 caricature

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Her indy flick work is pretty solid.

Obvious Child is pretty poignant and beautiful, especially if you've ever had to make a hard decision about an unexpected pregnancy.[/spoler]

>>84755869
>anti semitic
nice meme guy

>>84755375
Off the top of my head only two things come to mind: Parks and Rec and Kroll Show. Has she done other stuff?

I want to say something bait-y about her being jewish or her face or something, but nah. She kills it, pretty talented in comedy.

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>>84755375
Underrated arse and legs.
>>84755432
This.

>>84755502
She doesn't even look Jewish

>>84756039
>Underrated arse and legs.
Well fine, we didn't want you to post them or anything anyway.

>>84755375
I'd let her jew up my life desu senpai

>>84756057
she looks really really jewish. I can smell the latkes on her

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

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>>84755375
google seductive jewess

jewish women are bioweapons designed to seduce white men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl6R5ROEaDY

>>84756286
jewish ovaries have toppled dynasties from within

>>84755375
She's a cute Vey

>>84756286
>Rachel Wiez

wow, didn't know that

>>84756286

Isn't Laura Prepon a scientologist?

>>84756154
https://youtu.be/i041b_BMgL4#t=2m20s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzPFlXMrOAQ

Her and Ben Schwartz were made for bouncing shit off each other.

Classic Jenny Slate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF9-sEbqDvU

>>84755375

Jewny Slate

I like her though.

Looks like a discount Llana Glazer, the true Jew-Fu

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>>84755375
got a great ass
here she is from the movie - My Blind Brother
and that's no body double

>>84755375
she was the best part of Secret Life of Pets

>>84756269
WHAT THE FUCK?

she looks like a counter-semitic WW2 caricature

>>84756297
based

>>84756518
tjb

>>84756518
that's a double forsure

>>84756616

Nope.

https://www.aznude.com/azncdn/jennyslate/myblindbrother/myblindbrother-slate-hd-01-hd.html

>>84756269
SHE WAS CUT BY A FUCKING SORCERER

>>84755375
She left her husband to date Chris Evans then he dumped her like a month later KEK

I think she's cute and I really like thinking about her getting plowed by Chris Evans when he's got his full-blown Captain America physique.

>>84756518
I understand now, Chris.

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>>84756057
Um... anon? Its time to get your eyes checked

>>84756518
*sniffy sniffy*

mmm not bad..... but won't know for sure until she serves me a log and lets me take a big bite and chew thoroughly so that her flavor aerates properly and touches upon all of my taste buds

Actually want to fuck her pretty bad. Crazy Jew fetish going on.

Hot on Getting Doug with High and Drunk History. I want to give her drugs and cuddle with her.

>>84757271
quite pungent my dear....

I was thinking of converting to Judaism to get me a cute Jewish girl but when I went to temple 99% of these chicks look like inbred street rats, what gives?

eeehhh iiiy ken heer her voise in myy heeead

>>84758344
The quality ones got sent off to college out of state bro

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>>84758344
>when I went to temple

Alright, fuck you, you talk like a jew already, you can't fool me.

>>84758419
At this point, what's the point of doing what you're doing? If the jew is controlling everything, they're better off than me. I just want to make rent.
If I can trade my semi functioning penis for cute jew gf, then let them fucking have it. I need to get a jew gf. seriously I need to make rent

>>84758344
>>84758476
you're an idiot you don't convert to judaism unless
1) one of your grandmother was jewish
2) your mother is jewish
3) you marry a rich jewess

either way you will never be seen as a real jew

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Coincidence?

>>84758516
What?

The Rabbi never mentioned any of this, you're full of shit

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>>84758516
Who cares if the jews won't accept me. Can't I just fuck their daughters without 4chan getting all jealous and bitter about it? You guys can do it too.

If you actually try for once.

>>84758578
jewish blood is passed through mothers. so if your mother isn't a jew you aren't even half jew. if one of your grandmother's isn't a jew.. you aren't even quarter jew

the rabbi just wants your money. even if you covert you will never be seen as "one of the tribe" but just a goy who is trying to cash in

>>84758604
So what, my kids will be Jewish and I get a cute Jewish wife, I'm already seen as an outsider by society so this will be no different

You sound at best jealous and at worst anti Semitic

>>84755375
more like jenny goldstein

>>84758652
your kids will only be 1/2 jewish and will never be considered true jews by the most conservative of jewish folk.

>anti semitic
I think you don't know what that means. Arabs are also semitic peoples and I have no problem with them

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>>84758652
This. I don't care. Just want jew wife... any wife really. Looking on my phone, half my contacts are married, most the other half already divorced. I'm getting too old for playing this game to continue blaming ethnic groups.

Who cares if my mother in law won't accept me for being goyim? I finally get mother in law jokes. You're not supposed to get along. You found a cute mate and that's all that matters.

Now where the fuck do I sign up for hairy jew gf??

>>84756681
I get it that she (the actress) doesn't want to show her tits but there has to be a better way to shoot that scene... why the fuck would a girl who just had a guy inside her suddenly care about him seeing her tits.

Also, damn she's got a nice ass and legs.

>>84757499
Cosby please.

>>84757499
Same.
>tfw you will never pound her pussy while she passes you a pipe

>>84758560
/tv/ posting jew memes and actresses?
You're right, that's positively spooky.

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>>84755375
she looks like Phil Dunphy

>>84758792
desperate virgin will take anything that fucks him

news at 11

>>84755596
He plays the same character no matter what his role is though, go watch his college humor videos with Jake and Amir he can only do one character well

>>84756297

mofo Jeff Ross behind them sniffin out a roast

>>84758652
You're one of the sanest men I've seen on this site. If the jews truly are in control, then it's only responsible to ensure your children receive the privileges and advantages granted them.

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>>84759256
Very funny, my man.

Actually put some effort into it RIGHT NOW or you'll be where I am

>>84756057
nigga are you blind?

>>84756286
isla fisher converted to judasim, so i guess it counts

>>84756286
A bunch of kike mongrels riding their European genes for looks and their Jewish genes for nepotism.

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>>84755375
Underrated kikefu.

>>84756518
>>84759536

I'm hooking up with a girl with this exact ass and it's great but it still can't compare to the girl that dumped me last month with no ass at all who I was in love with ;_;

>>84759536
whoa wtf. she wasnt even on my radar before but thats hot af

>>84756297
>and then I'd join the fucking [nazi] party, knowing me!
norm is fucking based

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>>84759646
Love is an illusion anon, good asses are real.

>>84759525
Sounds like jealousy

>>84759701
So all a girl has to be is not fat and have no visible hair on her ass to be that attractive to you? Holy fuck dude.

>>84759810

That is objectively a great ass you tryhard.

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>>84759810
Yea

>>84756297
He comes off like a confused uncle who tries way too fuckin hard to be funny and it's just awkward.

>>84759810
her saddlebags reminds me of my ex gf

i really like that skinny enough to almost have abs with a nice fat ass and thighs.

>>84759810
>and have no visible hair
don't go putting words in my mouth

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>>84759810
No, the face is important too.

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>>84759921
IM SOLD!

HAVA NAGLIA HAVA NAGLIA HAVA nya nya nya srsly though

>>84759536
Surprisingly great body overall.

>>84759802
why does everyone say jealousy? they literally got shoa'd but I still think the numbers are inflated.
they have literally been expelled from every country for a reason

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>>84759981

>>84760089
NO CLOHTES

ONLY SKIN

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>>84760079
Muh dick doesn't care about /pol/tardism.

>>84760153
I know I am masturbating too, it's very confusing. But politics are politics

her role on parks and rec might just be one of the greatest casting decisions in history
she totally looks like ben schwartz

>>84759824
A great ass? Maybe its a decent ass if you're over 25 or something but a great ass?

Have some fucking standards.

>>84760209

Jenny Slate is 35.

>>84758796
>why the fuck would a girl who just had a guy inside her suddenly care about him seeing her tits

She said she was super drunk so she probably regretted fucking Kroll and didn't want to give him a sober show.

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>>84760209
What's a good ass for you?

>>84760237
And? If anything I just paid her a compliment. But it's certainly not a great ass.

>>84760209
That is a great ass, for a normal lady that isn't hired for things just because she has a great ass. If you compare her to some model, maybe it's not that great. And if you aren't pulling models then you are pretty much the fat guy saying 2/10 wouldn't bang.

She confuses me. I think I find her attractive, but I'm not entirely sure. I acknowledge she's weirdlooking but that doesn't make me any less confused.

>>84755375
She looks like she has a delicious tasting pussy

>>84759646
Not even that great of an ass then, friend
Hit that shit and move on

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>>84760262
save'd

>>84758344
the average person anywhere isn't going to be very attractive

>>84757499
Great dubs

>jacking off to static images 5/10 clothed women when there is infinite porn videos availabl with infinitely better looking women

Yeah, keep samefagging kike.

>>84760690
Some of us have been on no fap for over 2 years now. Let us ogle some shoulder action faggot

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>>84759536
>>84759921
>>84760153
>>84760262
>people actually doubted Chris Evans for wanting to fuck this

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>>84760690
I bet the Mossad is behind this.

>>84760751
>shoulder action of some bony jew

You're the faggot

>>84760690

Porn is for plebs.

>>84760690
>being so low test only the most depraved hardcore HD videos can give you so much as a semi
Some of us have functioning genitals, thanks.

>>84755375
wish i could save her in some sort of time machine

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>>84760798
HEY

YOU DONT SAY THAT

>>84760887
Take her back to 1942 Germany?