Wtf happened to him?

>>84746014
turns out getting jerked off 30 times a day by an android you invented is like the nuclear bomb of aging.

>>84746014
The script.

>>84746014
Wheat deficiency

>>84746014
White people age like milk lmao

>>84746014
is that really 2090?
this cant be true.

>>84746014
Is that really the timeline?

>>84746224
>triggered

>>84746186
>>84746224
>poltard baits another poltard to bait
wew

>>84746014
For anyone wondering, the prologue in Alien: Covenant shows a newly created David alongside the younger Weyland. David was created in 2090 according to Prometheus.

Thus, the messed up continuity.

>>84746224
>whitey triggered

#whitenesssofragile

>>84746279
>>84746362
>Projecting

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>>84746014
>>84746344
>implying Rildey Scott remembers shit about movies he made

Nigga can't even remember what a babby alien looks like

>>84746248
It actually is. That's some major oversight by Ridley.

>>84746014
he didn't use dermal fillers and botox

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>>84746014
He chose poorly.

>>84746383
>>84746421
>damage control

White people on the internet everybody

>>84746224
wow

>>84746385
Ridley Scott can't remember he's Ridley Scott.

>>84746461
>Projecting again
Shitskins on the internet, everybody!

>>84746461
Blacks should not even be on the internet and wouldn't be if smart phones did not come out lol

Iunno man isn't Ridley Scott like a thousand years old, maybe he just forgot

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11292281

Blacks have lower paint tolerances as well like baby back bitches.

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>>84746014
He got a divorce in 2090

>>84746737
Pain*

>>84746014
he's a replicant

>when you shitpost as a non white but you are actually white to trigger all the other whiteboys

>>84746841
It's called LARping you fucking retard.

>>84746239
it isn't, the movie gives no date

as expected, everybody on tv is falling for bait, because they shitpost without watching

Is the 2090 date confirmed? I always assumed that the prologue was set some decades before the events in the movie.

>>84746889
Alienwikie cant lie

>>84746014
Retards, that was David 6, made in 2042. NOT David 8

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David is described as being created in 2078 here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgJs7uluwlU

Which is still pretty bad aging for Weyland

For movies that are so involved in a universe where the director takes immense effort to put in tiny details to flesh out the world they sure have a lot of mistakes in timelines

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>>84747155
lmao, is this canon too?

Fucking Verizon creating the robot Antichrist

>>84747286
Walmart bought out Weyland Yutani between Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection

>>84747155
Holy shit this is fucking awesome... why can't trailers be like this? an extension of the story and world thats about to follow

>>84746014
He's an old guy

>>84746458
A solid reply, short of (you)'s. Have one from me.

>>84747462
There's one for Walter too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Cmf4BuNgg

Also fun product placement: Walter runs on AMD. You just know David is Intel.

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>>84747871
Which version would you guys order?

>>84748005
Lifecoach desu w/ u fampie. My life is terrible and void of meaning.

>>84748005
>adversary
Why would someone order that model?

>>84748153
for a challenge

to see if they can beat a david

>>84748005
>Adversary
I'm laughing at the idea of someone buying a robot for the explicit purpose of being their enemy. What would his "Adversary" duties even entail?

>>84746344
>>84746014
what do you expect from a pants shitting, demented and senile alzheimer fuck like Ridley Scott?
He should just eat shit and die already.

>>84748169
>>84748153
I imagine Adversary Walter does this to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkDZUr7Spxg

>>84748169
If you're married to a Black woman, he fucks her.

>>84746186
At least we age.

>>84746966
David was created in 2090 in promethus

>>84747155
so in 15 years he ages like 50 years? KEK

>>84748609
>at least we get to age
ftfy

>>84748005
I'd take the lifecoach.

>>84748169
Experimenting on you with xeno dna.

>>84746186
well you can't age bad when you're ugly to begin with

>>84748005
Basic Companion because I have no friends.

>>84746186
fuck white people fuck free speech nazis

>>84748005
Romantic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-7ybCze-Cg

>>84748005
>actually good tier
teacher (adults)
architect
caregiver
marine
chef
trainer
programmer
>sperg-enabling tier
lifecoach
romantic
basic companion
therapist
>literally why tier
teacher (children)
physicist
sculptor
manager
>literally what tier
Manny
>D E V I L I S H tier
Adversary

>>84749111
>order Manny version
>it's just Walter with a mustache and a sombrero and now he says stuff like "Hey ese, we've got sensor interference holmes"

>>84746565
No one should be on the internet.

test

>>84748005
Pathetic, they just broke david into several versions just to sell it separately each by full price, god walterfags are retarded

>>84746074
underrated

>>84748005
>>84749586
Gotta catch 'em all

>>84749486
>>84749111
Pretty sure a "manny" is just "male nanny"

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>>84748005
Manager.

>>84748153
Probably somebody like pic related. Just a contrarian who shits on everything you try to do.

>>84747871
>You just know David is Intel.
More like incel.

>>84748005
>has architect but not engineer
Did they do this not to confuse idiots with the Engineer alien race? Architect is just an artist. If they alone were left up to building projects with no engineer to check if the shit is possible then we would have collapsing buildings everywhere.

>>84748153
Only a stone can hone a blade.

>>84749586
This is what Davidniggers actually believe

>>84748609
>>84748777
>>84748777
triggered

>>84748005
A lot of those have no use for private ownership
Why would anyone order any of the first 6

>>84748005
I'd order a David so he can buttfuck me while we watch Lawrence of Arabia

>>84747155
There are many new versions of David line, none on film/ads are the original.

>>84747462
I've always liked that sort of trailer. Like a mini-"day in the life of" type things. I've seen a few, but I'll be damned if I can't remember any of them.

>>84748005
>AMD
I guess we can't put Walter behind the wheel, he's no driver

>>84748729
underrated

>>84746014
Meth

>>84746014
FOXDIE kicked in

>>84746014
He nearly died in a house-fire and had to receive skin grafts from 385 different testicles.

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>>84746014

The prologue was set in the 2060s. Still bad ageing though.

>>84746014
It's not the same Weyland. Ridley said Covenant was a thinking man's horror film and I figured /tv/ would at least be able to realize the Weyland in Prometheus was a fake but I guess not. God this board went to shit.

>>84753031
>I figured /tv/ would at least be able to realize the Weyland in Prometheus was a fake but I guess not

Yeah... the writers were really thinking that...

>>84750565
Walterfags should be gassed.

>>84746458
well done

>>84746014
This movie was so STUPID from the start, who the fuck picks the most beta individual to lead as captain?

>>84753646
In the future betaphobia will be extinct you elitist piece of shit

>>84753646
>what is chain of command

>>84754086
It's the chain I beat you with cause I'm in command here

>>84754086
>What is badly written characters

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>>84749836
>order Manny
>get Marine

Pic related

>Creator ages 90 years in only 3
>David creates Xenos that age like 30 years in 20 minutes
KINO

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>>84754535
>order Basic Companion
>get Adversary

>>84748005
Trainer, i want to have sick kung fu movies like David and Walter....fuck this flick...

Why didn't they just hire an old guy instead of using retarded-looking makeup and prosthetics?

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>Expends the entire movie crying about her dead Franco
>Turns into John Wick and fights a xenomorph while hanging on a moving space ship twice...
WTF

>>84754679
>The perfect man doesn't exi-

>>84754945
Why didn't she just use her nipples to cut her way out of the cryo tank and impale David?

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>>84754945
>"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not."

Both of these movies have been frustrating. There is so much potential for an actual good movie that explores and expands on the themes and visuals that Prometheus introduced. But Prometheus was an awkward movie with a lot of flaws and Covenant was a giant panic move by the studio who thought they had to turn it into an Alien reboot to get butts in seats. Now, instead of being the flawed first chapter in a series that goes in new directions and treads new ground, Prometheus will be the last watchable film in the franchise. They'll never deviate from the "people running away from xenomorphs" playbook and try to do something new and risky ever again.

>>84749949
That's some drop of wisdom right there that I'm definitely sleeping on it.

I just saw this. Did anybody else get totally surprised at the fact that walter and david switched places with 30 minutes left in the film? WHO COULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING

>>84746014
BIGGLESWORTHED

>>84748005
To anyone interested in self-development the Teacher and Adversary are great options.

Seroto/Dopamin/Oxyto/-lets will need Romantic, Caregiver and Lifecoach, surely, waisting their beloved shekels.

The true route is intellectual development. Anything else is just noise.

>>84754505
>What is shitpost because I can't refute it.

>>84748005
>no MSRP

>>84756226
I was surprised she asked the question about the cabin by the lake as soon as she was getting in the cryo.

>>84748005
The rapist sounds fun

>>84746239
It's not, OP is lying.

>>84748005
>AMD

lmao

>>84756226
I feel really bad for anyone who was surprised by that.

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>>84746186
kekked but true

>>84756226
WAIT they switched places??? I thought he was just evil also

>>84748169
Argument clinic from Monty Python.

>>84747155
david and the engineers were the only good things in prometheus, both were used poorly though