Alien Covenant Faggotry

>>84743404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK8kK4hY6PA
it wasn't that subtle

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goin in for a final kiss, how touching.
why not pull his cock out and suck it for a little, atleast an alien wasnt born out of it

this is even more illogical than them going outside without helmets

>>84743404
they figured out how to mate by docking in the future

Homosexuality will be cured by the future.

We still crying about this? I thought you guys would be all cried out by now. I guess there is no end to the well of alt-right tears.

>>84743712
there is literally no point to making the dude gay.
same as gay zulu in star trek, if you made a faggot-free fan edit, you'd only have to cut out ~10 secs of footage

What's worse about the movie is that it's in the future and discernible races still exist. They should be bred out into one disgusting mongogroidal species by then.
What is it about spaceships that make people want to racemix?

You do know that gay people can still reproduce with the opposite sex, right? They just need to match up with some lesbians or do artificial insemination. There were also more people in stasis on board.

i was bothered more that a fucking colonization ship has ONE single lander

>>84743404
You are a faggy retard.
That said, why did the girl became Lara Croft at the end of the movie?
Wtf was Scott thinking with that entire sequence when they were escaping the planet?

>>84744497
Gay couples are sterile. Adopting a kid or copulating with a paid woman doesn't change anything. 2 males or 2 females will never be able to produce a child.

>>84744497
>people colonizing another planet want to bring the same degeneracy that destroyed earth

yah, no

>>84747014
I'm not even gonna waste energy googling and downloading the "old man shouts at cloud" Simpsons meme but just pretend I replied to you with that

>>84743404
They has thousands of people in cryo, the crew weren't picked so they could fucking make babies you complete retard, they were picked because they could do their jobs, reproduction wasn't a priority for them. They were couples because on a one way trip like that most people wouldn't agree to go if they didn't have a partner.